Does Paramount Have Faith In G.I. Joe?

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Doesn't seem like they do.

When Paramount's G.I. Joe: The Rise of The Cobra opens this Friday, not a single critic will have viewed the action flick before the general public!

The studio decided not to have a critic/media screening of the flick before its release.

But, why?

"After the chasm we experienced with Transformers 2 between the response of audiences and critics, we chose to forgo opening-day print and broadcast reviews as a strategy to promote G.I. Joe," says Paramount's vice chairman, Rob Moore.

Is that an indirect way of saying they've got a stinker on their hands and would rather not tarnish the film's rep before it even opens????

Sounds like it!

    Posted: Aug 5, 2009 at 12:15 pm / Email this  »

    46 comments to “Does Paramount Have Faith In G.I. Joe?”



    1. 1

      lol he is so hot



    2. 2

      only
      if
      G.I. George
      iz playin
      in there with him…..
      heheeee



    3. 3

      There are a lot of movies that do that. Big Deal. Stop trying to hope you can make it fail.



    4. 4

      g.i Connery is next……..



    5. 5

      Wow!
      Sorry to Chaning but….
      This translates as "We made a shitty rushed movie of a classic story, but we don't want to tell you that, we'd rather you waste your money and find out how awful it is for yourself"



    6. 6

      regaurdless that the hott piece of man meat that is channing tatum is in it…i dont plan on seeing the movie…



    7. 7

      well they do burn everything.. its movies people, just entertainment, doesnt supposed to be credible or whatever, get over yourself. but no, they go and come up with shit like: did you see how that megatron (or whatever) fused? nooooo that's not how it would go, its soooo fake, i soooo dont believe it. newsflash fucktards, megatrons (OR WHATEVER) arent real themselves either!
      so stop being so snobby and just enjoy the movie without the *sighs* and the haughty *chuckles*
      nerds.



    8. 8

      It just sounds like they don't want to have a bunch of prissy critics dump on their movie, which isn't the type of movie critics like anyway. Action movies rarely get favorable reviews, even as they rack up major box office.

      Movie critics are like celeb blog writers - they have an agenda, they have prefereences and they aren't shy to show them off not matter how wrong they are!



    9. 9

      Who cares. I'd still see it.



    10. 10

      Looks like a piece of shit



    11. 11

      Re: jacobblack – Amen. Good lord, yum



    12. 12

      Re: UrMajestyMsG – haaaaaaaaaaaaa man meat…….



    13. 13

      i don't blame them this movie looks retarded and if it does good ill eat horse shit along with my words.



    14. 14

      i dont blame them…critics hate action movies like this. i have faith in GI & of course Channing



    15. 15

      Half the time people disagree with critics anyways! Who doesn't go to a movie because of a review from a critic!?!?! It's all word of mouth anyways!

      People will still see it! And why not, it's only 2 hours of your life! It's not all suppose to be taken so seriously!



    16. 16

      Re: Long Dong Connery – …how about G.I KarenCarpenter? I can dress like a badass and sing them ballads to scare 'em off?



    17. 17

      No thanks, but I think it will do okay at the box office.



    18. 18

      this movie looks so horrific i rather see G-force this movie rapes the cartoons

      i remember seeing the preview and then it said it was GI joe i was like what?

      it was looks nothing like it lol… GI was not all futuristic wtf lol



    19. 19

      Re: karencarpenter – nah, gi saw, i could run them over with my trike



    20. 20

      Actually, it just sounds like they're saying critics don't know shit about what real people want to see in a movie.



    21. 21

      Re: karencarpenter – we've only just begun!!!!!!!! LOL



    22. 22

      Critics shouldn't even be allowed at this sort of movie b/c honestly, who gives a fuck what they think on actions movies? It's a fun ride, that's the whole point of it. They dumped Transformers and it was fantastic. They dumped on Armageddon years ago and it was awesome. Critics don't get action films at all.



    23. 23

      Honestly I when I heard that there was a G.I. Joe movie coming out I was psyched! But after watching recent previews & movie trailers it just doesn't seem like its going to be all that great.



    24. 24

      gonna suck



    25. 25

      Whether they let them see it or not, this movie looks like a stinker.



    26. 26

      I'LL WATCH IT REGARDLESS OF ANY BAD REVIEWS. I LOVED WATCHING G I JOE ! CAN'T WAIT



    27. 27

      Rottentomatoes.com shows 10 out of 11 critics so far have given it POSITIVE reviews for a 91% positive score.



    28. 28

      actually, it already has a 91% fresh rating at rotten tomatoes, so some critics have already seen it



    29. 29

      umm, if this was true, then why are there already 11 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, a very well-respected review site. And btw, they are all very good reviews, much much much better than Transformers.



    30. 30

      Re: farts happen still – Hahahaha, Armageddon, good?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But then again, I'm biased, seeing as I think Michael Bay is a retarded child who thinks a movie means tons of explosions. Well, actually, he is.



    31. 31

      well…GI Joe with cosmetic surgery…I don't buy it



    32. 32

      I think a lot of people will watch the movie just for Channing : D
      At least that's the case for me



    33. 33

      Channing Tatum is HOT!



    34. 34

      Does anyone really care what critics have to say….besides those who have trouble thinking for themselves that is.



    35. 35

      its a stupid action film that will get panned by critics but do well at the box office, any idiot can see that!



    36. 36

      heard it sucks.



    37. 37

      I smell something!
      Seems like they are hoping for a big opening then a quick exit to DVD. At least Channing looks Hawt!



    38. 38

      did u read half the report? some critics have seen it. but they reserve the right not to show the assholes who will say it sucks just to say it. that, and they're not going for mainstream audiences, they want to grab the attentioin of others in middle america. most who have seen it, enjoyed it.



    39. 39

      Casting for GI Joe: "Hmm We need a big name for this movie, call Will Smith! Oh he's busy? Who was that guy from White Chicks?"



    40. 40

      i so wanna see this movie :o
      nice trooper hehehe



    41. 41

      I think it is a smart move…there was a lot of bad noise for Transformers 2 and yet it flourished…critics and media like to demonize to get better press…Paramount made a good move to kill the buzz before there is real buzz. I will watch this movie and if I hate it, that doesn't mean it wasn't a good movie. Give them some slack, you can't please everyone but you can control the blasts before the boom.



    42. 42

      I think it's more that critics tend to hate movies that audiences love. Why take the risk of ruining the film for people going? I hate reading how much a film supposedly sucked only to find out that it was awesome.



    43. 43

      The buzz on the net is that this movie will suck. People are conjecturing about political correctness, inaccuracies and too much CGI. The trailers make one very cynical. I'm still going to see it because how do you know you won't like it if you don't see it. I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt for now and reserve my judgement until I see it. I won't be surprised if Hollywood screws it up. So far the best summer movies have been "Star Trek" and "X-Men Origins: Wolverine".



    44. 44

      why couldn't they have made them a little more military looking?



    45. 45

      I'm so done with these hasbro movies.



    46. 46

      HOLY FUCK, what is it with all these robot/super hero movies? They have absolutely NO substance, its all cheap action scenes, explotions and bimbos.