Holy Crap! Jessica Biel Can Sing?!?

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We're not saying she should get her dress ready for the Tony's, but Jessica Biel isn't totally offending our ears in her performance in Guys & Dolls shown here.

Biel starred in her first musical-theatre production at the Hollywood Bowl this past weekend as Sarah Brown. And we'll admit, she wasn't that bad.

But she wasn't great either.

What do U think?

    Posted: Aug 5, 2009 at 7:45 pm / Email this  »

    79 comments to “Holy Crap! Jessica Biel Can Sing?!?”

    1. YUCK says – reply to this


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      I always thought she would make a better singer than an actress.



    2. 2

      Sounds like broadway…



    3. 3

      cuteee



    4. 4

      stop acting like u kno shit about music, perez. ur a fkn blogger.



    5. 5

      There is an episode of Seventh Heaven where she sings when she's still pretty young. You should find it and post it.



    6. 6

      NOT BAD!



    7. 7

      Really Barbie… WHAT DO U THINK??

      .

      LAME..



    8. 8

      Lipsync ?



    9. 9

      yikes. she cant quite hit the notes



    10. 10

      Shes actually pretty good.



    11. 11

      She has a great vibrato, but other than that… I dunno, I would have to see the show. A great character is half the battle, and can make the songs much more enjoyable. It is hard to judge based on the clip…



    12. 12

      Oh, like Perez can sing. Shut your fuckin mouth, fatass. Jenny Craig, bitch!



    13. 13

      Im gonna say it…its not hard to sing show tunes..there I said it.its all belting. All the liza fans can fuckin bite me.i'll put it this way,I sang that song for a guys and dolls show…anyone can.you go for the show…not the tunes.



    14. 14

      Not bad at all. She can hold a note and with more rehearsal time she can be pretty good. Acting was not half bad either. Who know?



    15. 15

      Wow, impressive!!! Didn't know she had that talent!

    16. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Nice job. Who knew.



    17. 17

      You are kidding right? That was AWEFUL (sp?)

    18. emyru says – reply to this


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      I saw the show at the Hollywood Bowl and I will say - she did a decent job of it. Truly, she couldn't hold a candle to Ellen Green. But what I appreciated the most was that she was really committing to it. She wasn't "oh, I do TV, this is so easy!" She was working it. I think it is something that if she continued to pursue and train for she could do fairly well. But Scott Bakula was AMAZING.



    19. 19

      Wow she's fucking fantastic! Get over your hatred of her and admit that she's great!



    20. 20

      thats not live



    21. 21

      or maybe is not her singing



    22. 22

      Honestly - I don't care for it. She doesn't have a hideous voice (although, I'll agree that it's not great either). However, judging from this clip, she does NOT fit the part of Sarah Brown and neither does her voice. She's too brassy.



    23. 23

      i'm impressed.



    24. 24

      way better than that friend of yours, katy perry. shit.



    25. 25

      Well, it's not bad, I'll give her that, but I've heard better in high school theatre…



    26. 26

      Not too shabby.



    27. 27

      she sounds awful! what are you talking about ?



    28. 28

      Good job but did no one notice her slip and flap down at the 1 minute mark?



    29. 29

      Not bad, not great. She could have a decent Broadway career if she learned some breathing techniques. That's the only thing that really bugged me. She inhaled so loud and obviously, and at horrible times in the song.
      But with a bit of vocal coaching she could be pretty good.



    30. 30

      she doesnt strike me as a girl who should wear skirts or dresses olol



    31. 31

      Re: Paris France – Who knew?



    32. 32

      She was wonderful………Brava Ms. Biel



    33. 33

      Well she sounds better live than most of the girls that you worship, who sound like shit 80% of the time



    34. 34

      She's got talent! Biel can sing!



    35. 35

      woah didnt see that one coming…



    36. 36

      wow, she's really good! and WAY better than her boyfriend, who "sings" for a living



    37. 37

      in this song she is supposed to look, act and sound drunk. i played her role in guys and dolls. not bad!



    38. 38

      It was ok. Better than I thought it would be, but there were some real bad notes in there too!



    39. 39

      Re: chicklet8641 – I didn't know that, that makes a big difference!



    40. 40

      What do you mean she wasn't that good? She sings better than most. I liked it.



    41. 41

      I think that you are a fat over-fucking opinionated idiot! You sing like shit, you look like shit and you are an asshole making money off of making fun of people who have done nothing to you. SAD!



    42. 42

      i was there. she was pretty darn good - the singing was decent. her acting was better… her drunk scene was absolutely drop-on-the-floor funny



    43. 43

      She's a hell of a lot better than you trying to sing "I Kissed A Girl", so I don't think you should judge! You're friggin' tone deaf!



    44. 44

      I'd say her singing was at least as good as, if not better than anyone in the film version of "Chicago"!



    45. 45

      yep. she's belting it out AND she's dancing. coughcoughBRITNEYcough…
      good for her!



    46. 46

      Re: perezhiltonisanasshole – if you're such a perez hater, why are you part of the posse?

      dont get it.



    47. 47

      It was Broadway LOL. She is way better than that katieologist, and she moved more too! She should have done the Judy Garland song LOL

    48. Punki says – reply to this


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      i think she's great! ^_^ i like her.



    49. 49

      she's a loser…no thanks sweetie



    50. 50

      better than i expected, but nothing to brag about



    51. 51

      she's good!



    52. 52

      she sings better than those Hacks Katy Perry and Lady shitbag. And though Madonna is one of my favorite artists, Jessica has more range than hers.



    53. 53

      DON'T FORGET PPL- in this scene ("If I Were A Bell") Jessica's character Sarah Brown gets drunk for the first time in her life…hence why the singing/dancing is a little erractic. (That's why she keeps swaying around on stage). So, Jessica's doing what the part requires…it's not meant to played/sung/ perfectly during this scene. She's doing great.



    54. 54

      better than most of the pop stars of nowdays!!
      Very classy. Very good.
      Maybe she should focus on that instead of acting.



    55. 55

      I think you're a jealous loser, whoever you are.

    56. j8 says – reply to this


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      she sounds great – and appropriate for that style.



    57. 57

      she did a nice job! I never thought that she would do a musical if she couldn't sing. She sang better than other musical theater singers.



    58. 58

      katie holmes needs her singing coach..asap!



    59. 59

      LLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
      SHE IS AS INTERESTING AS A PIECE OF WET BREAD….



    60. 60

      that scene is when her character gets drunk in havana, cuba. ((no joke!!)) so her voice is different that the rest of the show. its louder, and more 'all over the place'. my friend saw the show and said she was great tho (whilst the rest of the show was dissapointing)



    61. 61

      Jeez I think you should wash your ears out Perez ,and go and listen to proper music .You know jack shit about this subject going on the revolting crap you promote here.



    62. 62

      i know it's theatre and all but i think it IS over dramatic.



    63. 63

      I think she was good… dont understand why people hate her though



    64. 64

      sounds more like a quiff to me….



    65. 65

      she needs to tighten up her vocals. broadway has a different style of singing and she's not doing it.



    66. 66

      the video uploaded would be the one where she's supposed to sound drunk! I wanna hear her sing "i've never been in love before", then we'll see how good she is!



    67. 67

      Better than Katie Holmes pre-recorded retouched performance on So You Think You Can Dance.
      You know they beefed up her voice electronically.



    68. 68

      yeah, she was pretty good!



    69. 69

      Having played the exact same part she is singing (Sarah Brown), I have to say she is singing it terribly. While her body language is excellent for this scene (she's supposed to be drunk for the first time in her life), she starts off way way too strong and boisterous. There's no build up or tension to the end. Not awful, but she definitely needs some more practice with a vocal coach.

      Musical Theater singing isn't just about having a vibrato and being able to belt. You have to have control, restraint, tension…oh, and talent.



    70. 70

      She's great! This is way better than any movie she's ever been in. Girl - get yourself to Broadway ASAP! Or send this video over to Baz L. and hope that he picks you up in his next musical. Good stuff.



    71. 71

      wow…she's a lot better than I would have though!

    72. mp23 says – reply to this


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      oh god dont encourage her.

      next we hear she's making an album



    73. 73

      wtf?! perez, you think she could sing? I was in my school's jr version of guys and dolls and i sounded a helluva lot better than her. I know she is supposed to be drunk in this scene, but she is still supposed to sound half-way decent.



    74. 74

      Come on cerillito!!..shes not that bad….I like her.

      122448

      Lov u Perezito.



    75. 75

      Pretty good I din't hear any flat notes.. yes there was an episode in 7th heaven where she sang ..



    76. 76

      wow, she was fantasic!



    77. 77

      she can sing but its very over the top, i know its a show but she needs to tone it down a bit because it sounds kind of bratty/stage schooly



    78. 78

      wow
      she has a very broadway voice
      good for her



    79. 79

      she is cool.she sounds good!! really but da song sucks