Jon Gosselin Admits To Being A Douche For Longer Than We Thought - And He's In Love!
Hey, remember when Jon and Kate Gosselin said they weren't going to talk to the media anymore?
Jon seems to be suffering from "famneisa" and decided to $peak out about his split with Kate and his new bachelor lifestyle. In an interview with In Touch Weekly , he blames Kate for the breakup and professes his love to one and only one girl.
First off, Jon gives his timeline of when his marriage was over and when he was able to become a terrible excuse for a human being.
He says, “Many people think that everything moved too fast, that I was out partying too quickly. But Kate gave up on the marriage last October, and the divorce will be finalized by Sept. 30."
Jon continues to attempt to diffuse America's ridicule of him by asserting that, in the beginning of the separation, he would hang "just with my guy friends" and "not too many girls."
He explains that the beginning of the end happened when the couple went on a trip to Utah in January 2009 and flew back home separately. When Jon finally did come home, Kate refused to speak to him so he just moved out of the house, adding “That’s when I started to just hang out and meet people, and feel free."
But the big reveal in the interview is Jon's final word on who's the leading lady in his life.
Is it the babysitter? Kate 2.0? The bitch with the brother that was selling her bed on eBay? Turns out it's none other than Homewrecking Hailey, with her criminal record and her bong!
He tells the mag, “She is a really cool person. We both like snowboarding and sports. She is like the female version of me. She is so caring, kind and open. She is beautiful and glowing, and I love her to death.”
We liked you better when you didn't talk so much. Maybe that's why Kate kept you quiet, to save you from showing the world the real prick that you are!
P.S. What photoshop artist did In Touch hire to do that horrible pic of Jon? Yuck! Glow much?
Own A Little Piece Of Miley!
Yesterday, 
Crosseyed too. Daaang…
Ew.. Lol I don't care that she smokes drugs, but fuck me she is fucked up… I hate this fucking loser too.. Like go talk about ur kids not this whore..
he's a douchebag and i applaud kate! why didn't you post the rest of the interview perez where he talks about how "bad" kate treated him? i can't stand jon hes off trying to relive his early years while kate is at home trying to be a mother and father. i don't blame kate for leaving his stupid ass i would too
I'm so tired of them!!
how about he gets on a diet
Kate should have married a better looking man so her kids would be good looking.
She has a pretty face and was stupid too
Ugh. Major douchebaggery.
The photo shop person also gave him more hair! ha
Stop making new episodes of Jon and Kate and finally give those kids a "normal" life!! PLEASE!!
That photo was altered to the max.
Jon's fatter these days, and it shows.
Yeah, he definately gets the DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR award. What a piece of fat ugly shit!
No human being could withstand being treated the way Kate treated this man. Did Perez even watch the show???? Most people have a public persona which is better then their private one, if that is true then Kate is a narcissistic asshole and she deserves to be alone. She is the one who drove Jon away and I completely believe that she rejected marital counseling. No matter WHAT happened on the show it was never Kates fault according to her, even when she treated him like another one of her kids. She degraded him, humiliated him, embarrassed him, devalued and demeaned him and now he is free and celebrating his release from her hellish prison. Leave him alone. Kate is a hag. She will always be a hag. She cares only about money and fame and she WORKS the media. Perez you are an idiot if you fall for Kates side of the story. Watch some old episodes and get a clue. She is the one who killed this relationship. Jon has a right to move on with his life.
I don't think John is a prick at all. He got tired of Kate's poor attitude and decided to live a happier life. Seriously, who could be happy around Kate? Have you even watched the show Perez? She's the type of Bitch I can't stand - no class, ignorant, quick tempered, obsessive compulsive and shallow. John is heaps better off jumping of her fame wagon.
Heard the loser was trying to get his own show.
well clearly kate is no saint. she's bitch personafied and continues to use and abuse her kids for her own lifestyle. but this douche needs to keep it in check for the sake of his children which he seems to have conveniently put on the back burner while he scans the horizon for uh yeah….love….. uh huh that's it. with a partying non-mothering qualities for a girlfriend. that'll fit nicely. GOD WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!
Seriously? The guy is seen with a new chick ever other week. WOW
Well of course the only person he has to blame is Kate. I don't buy that crap Jon, you just had to find a way to get your freedom.. You don't deserve the cover of any magaizine..
Re: Blippp63 – He's a douche who abandoned his kids. Are you currently fucking him?
Okay, so Jon has not been the model dad since the break up, but do you watch the show? I mean Kate is NO ONE'S ideal wife either! Yes, I will say this, I think she drove him to the brink of madness that is why he is behaving like this! When a caged bird is let out of the cage guess what? They go crazy for a while before settling down! Jon G. is no different. He is human after all! Did you see what Kate put him through? I totally believe him when he says she asked for a divorce a year ago. Jon G. was too mild mannered in the relationship to have decided to go his own way. KATE IS A LIAR AND QUITE MANIPULATIVE! Come on Perez wake up! She's messed up this dude forever it seems! God help those kids!
Re: THE Bitch – You currently fucking him too? Watch out, you have competition on this board! I don't care what she did to him- he's a douche who abandoned his kids & that's that!
Even if their separation began last October, he should still be sensitive to the the fact that they are not officially divorced yet. He has conducted himself poorly, and to do this interview with InTouch–CLASSY.
Okay, so Jon has not been the model dad since the break up, but do you watch the show? I mean Kate is NO ONE'S ideal wife either! Yes, I will say this, I think she drove him to the brink of madness that is why he is behaving like this! When a caged bird is let out of the cage guess what? They go crazy for a while before settling down! Jon G. is no different. He is human after all! Did you see what Kate put him through? I totally believe him when he says she asked for a divorce a year ago. Jon G. was too mild mannered in the relationship to have decided to go his own way. KATE IS A LIAR AND QUITE MANIPULATIVE! Come on PEREZ wake up! Did you ever watch the show? She's messed up this dude forever it seems! God help those kids!
Mario, I'm no fan of this show or the people on it. I don't watch reality television because, well, I do not live in a trailer park. But I have to laugh at — once again — your snarky comments about a person's looks. Do you own a mirror? Do you know how assanine you look with your own "glow" right now? In your case, I'm talking about the orange hair. Or the idiotic make-up job as a Geisha girl? That's an insult to all Geishas everywhere. Please. Grown up you fat slug.
WTF is the attraction to this guy? He's fugly, he's barely able to speak words with more than one syllable, and he's definitely not the family man he'd like us to believe. Having said all that, Kate is just as bad. She's bossy and demeaning and a total media whore. Neither one of them is up for parent of the year. I wish they'd both disappear and raise those kids out of the spotlight.
maybe they'll start to make "team hailey" and "team kate" shirts
Re: PerezHilton – Yup.
ANNOYING
Shiloh looks cute though!
If he didnt want everyone to judge him he should have stayed out of the public eye. His poor kids can see this shit!!! He is a looser! Oh ya I bet hailey is the love of his life for now. Who knows about tomorrow!
I think Kate treated him like shit and he always did most of the thins for the kids!! she is a bitch and a man can only put up with such treatment for a while and then look for understanding else where… so what if he moved on so quickly did u forget about Brad Pitt and Angelina? people think they are an adored pair? HELLO? let the man date if that gets his balls back!! fuck I would too. I would be the biggest whore if I was him!!… The exploiting the kids thing…. well they both do no argument there…
that is a horrible picture! it looks like a bad painting
Where do you get the balls to call someone out for their looks Mario. Your a fat pig-faced suck hound.
He's such a lop-sided fuck. His face is crooked, his mouth is twisted, his eyes are off center and he's 1/3 fucking bald. Yeah, what an awesome catch.
I said it back when this BS happened that this was going on for more then when word got out.
when i first watching the show i was on his side because Kate was so mean to him, but now i think that he's a complete douche bag. and i never thought i would say this, but i'm starting to like Kate more.
But I'll always be team Eight .. i feel sorry for those kids …
ewwwlll i hate him and i dont even watch the damn show. why are they treating him like hes some celeb..and its funny how they have shiloh on there like "whats wrong" maybe the thing thats wrong is the DAMN CAMERA IS IN HER FACE!!! poor gorgeous little girl.
NICE RUG!!!
This guy is quite the loser…he should stop poking every slut that comes his way and stop and think what is really important!!!
The FLIPPING 8 kids!!!
He does it to himself and thinks we should feel sorry for him…typical laim-ass man!!!
Beautiful and glowing? Female version of him?
What the fuck?
Neither one of them is beautiful and glowing!
Shut up and die! You don't deserve your kids, douchebag! They don't need a disgusting person like you as their father!
I wouldn't believe a word out of his mouth. I watch the show, and I am currently watching the reruns while I do my workout each day…and while yes, Kate does seem like a bitch, it seems like he brings it out in her. I watch his expressions and it seems, at most times, that he does not enjoy being around his children. He has this dull expression and he starts speaking monotone. I am wondering what kind of life the kids would of had if there wasn't a tv show. Although they are being exploited, it does seem like they have more opportunities than they probably would have had without it, and it seems like they are having a pretty good time. I just hope both parents are willing to stop when the kids have had enough.
god jon is a DBAG! who wears ed hardy clothing and is A JERK!
and whatever even if kate was a bitch to him its not a exuse to act like this. he's acting like a CHILD
lovely, not one word about any of your 8 children. What a classy individual.
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That picture doesn't look real at all - it looks like a cheap self portrait he had made and put over his fireplace trying to look important. I for one don't buy it. He's such a skeez.
O M G
is that a magazine cover WITHOUT r-pattz on?
pfft, dont bother buying it then =P
ly perez!
FAT CAMP!!!!
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kiss visitation of those kids goodbye, jon. i hope you're fucking bankrupted by child support payments.
Look! Its the king of the twinkle-douche bags!
Wow, what a douche! Who on earth says they are "in love" with someone they just started a relationship with. Jon and Kate both need to get out of the media and get real jobs. This is stupid. TLC should take this show off the air. These two need to stop airing all the personal bullshit to anyone who will pay them to do so.
They are taking turns having custody of the kids.
Its Kates turn to have them now.
So Just how does that equate to Jon abandoning his kids?
Idiots!
And by the way Kate was gone 3 out of 4 weeks a month when they were together.
Jon is the real parent here. Kate is a fame whore using her kids so she can go to the spa. Get a clue people. Or better yet watch some old episodes to see Kate in action. Lies all lies from her.
Re: PerezHilton – So agree…always thought that. The girls aren't as bad though. My ex was half Asian and German and that "down face" is soooooo bad when tired. ACTUALLY he kinda looks like Jon ooooops…ex people he is an ex!hehehe
Where does one begin with this? Douchebag douchebag douchebag. This asshole is the very definition of it. "Caring?" Is he freaking kidding? I hope he and his slutty girlfriend fall off the face of the earth. Nice photoshop job on the hairline too. Stop talking you dumb asshole!!!
Yeah like that pictured hasn't been airbrushed to the max ….
He only wishes his face was that skinny….
ASS-WIPE !!!!!
John couldn't of said it any better
Hailey is the female version of him….
They're both HOE"S and I bet they both get high together…
PUFF PUFF GIVE MOFO…
jonnie boy, what kind of father goes to bars and hangs out with his friends while he has 8 kids @ home. you are having a terrific mid-life crisis and will come to regret your behaviors. Kate is acting as a Mom should. You are chasing and screwing young chicks who only want you for your money and fame…which by the way, is due to Kate and your kids. The show could go on without you but not without your ex-wife. You are not a good father and need to put them first not your love life and fame whore ways.
go take care of your kids, asshole
he really makes me sick, his love of his life should be his girls, what a disgusting low life! really perez stop talking about him n promoting his stupid childsh acts!!
Why side with her? For that matter, why side with him? There's no one "victim" here except for maybe Kate's moneybags…I mean kids.
He is a douche. Hey Jon, stop your early midlife crisis and raise those kids you had to bring into this world. Flaunting your new girlfriend is just tacky. Of course Kate had to wear the pants, you sure weren't!!! You're just a baby and way to go Kate for living your life and taking care of your kids instead of getting on the cover of mags with new boyfriends. You will get a good man some day. But with 8 kids, kind of tough baggage there. It will have to be a really special guy to take that all on.
As that a cartoon version of him? So ridicolous. Ummm he is in love and not a womanizer? Yeah right theres pictures showing leaving that other chicks house!!! He's a whore and using his 15 minutes to bag them all. Prick!
Re: mathisol – Hells yes!! Finally!! Someone with common sense!! You better be passing that shit this way!! Nothing wrong with a lil Mary Jane guys.. She's the only reason I get out of bed some days.. Lol
His face is scary.
It's airbrushed to the point that it can not even pass as an actual photograph at this point. I can't stand looking at his face. My IQ goes down everytime he says anything I read or hear of him.
I used to be disgusted by the way Kate treated him worse than a dog, but, he is a dog.
why can't it be equal. we don't know what happened truely. why is he a douche and she an angel. I am all for treating women right but she caused him such verbal emotional abuse. seriously was a bitch to him. no they aren't perfect NEITHER OF THEM> but that don't make him a douche
Re: MishyVH1 – Leaving that psycho Kate does NOT equate to abandoning his children. Isn't it actually better that the kids have two SEPARATE parents that are happy and love them instead of parents that stay together and are miserable and fight all the time? And I watched the show, the kids are adorable (and I actually hate kids) and hard not to love, but Kate was HORRIBLE to him about 90% of the time. I would have run much sooner than he did if I'd had to put up with her.
And yeah, I don't really like this Hailey chick, she seems pretty ridiculous, but that's what guys do after being in serious grown up relationships for so long and they end - they run to a 20-something girl and "have fun." He's not a douchebag any more so than any other guy having a mid-life crisis, the difference is just that most of the time these situations don't occur with people in the public eye.
Aren't you people sick of talking about this shit yet anyway? Its old news…
HAHAHAH I LOVE IT.. Perez you Rock!!
Why when men move on with their lives they are dirt bags but when women do It they say he deserved It. WE all do not know what really happened!!!!!! They both are moving on and hopefully can do right be the kids!!!!
Aren't his 15 minutes of fame up yet???
For once I COMPLETELY agree with you perez. He needs to stop milking his fifteen minutes and hanging out with 20 somethings and get back to his kids!
GROSS!!! What the hell do these looser chicks see in this asswipe? I don't get it. And now he is playing the scorned husband. Everyone came down hard on Kate and made him out to be the poor neglected husband, now look at this douchebag. He's as wide as he is tall, huge bald spot, white as a ghost and worse of all, he hangs out with Lohan's father. He should disappear into Haileys snatch and never comeout again. WOOT!! WOOT!!
FUCK JON GOSSELIN. He is scum of the earth, he is ugly, he is classless, and he is a dead beat dad.
dont blame the photoshopper.
look what s/he had to work with!
Re: Blippp63 –
You Blipp, are dumb as fuck. Clearly you don't have any children and are most likely a lazy, greasy individual. Jon was never forced to marry Kate or have 8 count them 8 children with her. If everything you said is true, then Jon would be the moron for marrying a hellistic bitch like Kate, then reproducing. Kate was just being her bitch self and amen to her, someone needed to act like a parent in that relationship. Too bad she is the only one left.
Re: THE Bitch – Jumping off her fame wagon? Excuse me, I'm sorry, but aren't you reading and interview given by JON to a GOSSIP rag? Oh wait you are too stupid to make the connection i'm sorry. Pot meet kettle. THE Bitch meet 5th grade.
That is a horrible picture but he is not a douche. In my opinion, a man WOULD be a douche if they hung around and let a woman, like Kate, emasculate them for the rest of their lives. Congratulations to John for finally getting his manhood back.
Re: MishyVH1 – Yes i do believe Blipp is currently fucking Jon, which would explain my earlier comment on the greasy, lazy parts considering Hailey is both of those things.
Re: Mild-Red – You are about the dumbest one of this Jon pack. Brad didn't have any children when he left Jennifer Aniston. No one is mad about the break up of Jon and Kate, they are mad because those kids now have 0 chance at a "normal" average life. Now sit back down and shut up you moron
jon gosselin is the new definition of a TOOL haha
Re: TheRussianOne –
I think the kids will be fine, even with divorced parents. I have seen him photographed with the kids at home lately so they haven't been abandoned. Hell, a divorce has to be easier on kids than parents fighting constantly.
Flavor of the week.
Look at that Douche! Would you just look at him? Ha ha ha hee hee hee ho ho ho. I can't believe it, but Spencer Pratt seems like Harrison Ford next to this Bag o' Douche.
sorry perez, but I'm team john 100%
OH I'LL BE BUYING THIS ONE !!!!
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ANYTHING THAT BASHES THE BITCH KATE!!
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FAKE KATE IS SICKENING- THAT'S WHY I CAN'T
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WATCH THE SHOW ANYMORE- IT'S ALL HER NOW! NO!!!!
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TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Kate gave up on the marriage last October, and the divorce will be finalized by Sept. 30."
STUPID READERS DID YOU MISS THE PART!?
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KATE HAS BEEN DATING HER BF/BODYGUARD FOR MONTHS!!!!!
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TEAM JON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FYI- KATE LIED ON COURT DOCS THAT THEY WERE
SEPERATED FOR 2 YEARS! HOPE SHE GETS IN TROUBLE!!
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KATE IS FAKE, A LIAR AND A BITCH!!!!
YOU RACIST HATERS ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's a quote from the article that I found on another web site: Question:
What was your first relationship? "Hailey — it started around May. She is the polar opposite of Kate. It’s really different. I feel good about myself and people see my good qualities. I’m not being put down. If I want to go out with my friends, Hailey says, “Oh, go out.” I’m not used to that. I was used to, “No, no, it’s your fault.” Sometimes I ask Hailey permission, like I used to do with Kate, and she says, “You don’t have to ask permission.” I was used to living like that, and now it’s like a breath of fresh air. You can have a balanced relationship but also spend time with your friends."
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Hey, Douche, the reason Kate got pissed when you want to go out with your friends is because you have EIGHT FUCKING KIDS to take care of. He sounds like a teenager not a grown-ass man with a truckload of responsibilities. Gee, I just want to hang out with my whore pothead methbrow skank girlfriend, not watch over my EIGHT FUCKING KIDS.
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Doooooooooooooooooooooooche
I WISH THIS GUY WOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HIM
nice lip gloss and his right eye is on its way to hump the left one
I'M NOT GOPING TO READ ALL OF THIS SHIT HE'S STILL A BASTARD
just because your wife is giving you the silent treatment for extending the family vacation by yourself, does NOT mean you move out! what a jerk!
i think its hailey…
Once a douchebag, always a douchebag.
His eyes are freaking me out. They're totally crossed
Kate is a narcissistic control freak - maybe even worse. Jon always seemed like the better parent…and while I can understand some of his behavior after leaving an abusive marriage, he needs to, at the very least, keep his shit undercover. Until recently, he was very sympathetic. The douche bag has been coming out, however, in a very public way. He needs to understand that he cannot relive ten lost years in two months…He needs to get his shit together for his kids, because if he does, he is definitely the more competent parent. In the end, I am not "Team Kate" or "Team Jon" - I am for the children.
I have had enough of Jon Gosselin. He is a poor excuse for a human being. Kate probably wasn't the best person to live with, but please, keep your personal business private. You don't see the stars of "The Little People" or "19 Kids and Counting" airing they're dirty laundry to the public. Grow up and have some respect for your family, Jon.
I don't know who these folks are, but they sure get alot of publicity. The guy looks like he has Downe's Syndrome.
He's an idiot! TEAM 8
Pregnant MAN LOOK ALIKE!!!! nobody wants to hear what your dumb ass has to say Jon!!
Good luck trying to get custody of your kids asshole. They are going to resent the hell out of him one day. What a pathetic excuse of a dad, I feel sorry that Kate spent so many years with such a loser. Hailey is perfect for him.
He's still a DOUCHE! Just because your wife doesn't talk to you, isn't a reason to get all footloose and fancy free and start dating little girls. News Flash Jon : GROW UP AND START ACTING LIKE AN ADULT… ADULTS (especially married ones) TALK TO ONE ANOTHER TO RESOLVE CONFLICT!!! You're such a fucking prick, I hope your kids grow up to hate you!!
damn he is an asshole. Your wife doesn't talk to you so you decide to go bar hopping and acting like a jackass? Yea, he hates his wife but why make the kids suffer with the public humiliation? Kate might have put his cajones in a jar but the dude was an asshole on the show. The man wanted to be the parent the kids liked and it showed through his careless fathering.
Jon needs to grow the fuck up and remember age is just a number, he has 8 damn kids and it's time to act like an adult
iight he might be an asshole, buttt in all honesty hes k inda hott…def for an asian…with that, i think he should have a hotter girl..or atleast a hot girl..hailey is ugly, gross and she jus looks foul and dirtbaggish..i hope he doesnt bring her around the kids
This guy is B-O-R-I-N-G! When I watch the show I just want to fall asleep when he's on. The monitone voice, the lack of emotion, he's just a tool! Yeah, Kate can be bossy, but day-yum dude doesn't take any initiative — he has to be told what to do. If I had to be around that I'd be a bitch too. Kate is way too smart for this moron. Sad that there are eight kids involved in this mess.