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Listen Up, Doug, Paris' Dog House Is Damn Comfortable!!

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We hope all unemployed, poverty stricken Americans turn a deaf ear, because this could be painful!!

Paris Hilton had a 300 sq. ft, $325,000 dog house built for her pups Tinkerbell, Marilyn Monroe, Prince Baby Bear, Harajuku, Dolce and Prada.

The pooch mansion sits behind her Beverly Hills home and is furnished with faux designer doggie products from Jimmy Chew, Pawda, Sniffany & Co. and Chewy Vuitton.

“It’s a miniature version of my house,” said the heiress to Life & Style. “I designed it with the help of my interior decorator, Faye Resnick. I wanted it to be fun, cute, comfortable and beautiful. My friends just love it and think it’s so adorable and cool.”

The two floor dog house has a clay-tile roof with copper gutters, intricate ceiling molding and a crystal chandelier hanging in the bedroom complete with central air. The dogs even have a closet and a downstairs living room!

“They love lying on the balcony, playing in their backyard and hanging out on their living room furniture. They appreciate the house that Mommy built for them,” she continued. "The dogs love to dress up. My friends say they have a better wardrobe than most people.”

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233 comments to “Listen Up, Doug, Paris' Dog House Is Damn Comfortable!!”

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  1. 1

    Some people do the stupidest shit with their money. But I guess it's theirs to be stupid with.



  2. 2

    makes me sad, very sad



  3. 3

    as stated in last post, blondes are so silly



  4. 4

    LOL bless…. she's got a sense of humor !!!



  5. 5

    god what a fucking dumb bitch…



  6. 6

    ABOSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.



  7. 7

    well if i had that kind of $$ i might do that to it did look really nice! i wish i could live like that!



  8. 8

    that's hot



  9. 9

    I want to smack her in the face with my shit in my hand.



  10. 10

    This bitch lost it a long time ago !



  11. 11

    A little nonsensical I guess but I still think it's kind of cool.



  12. 12

    What a fucking useless piece of shit. This chick is a fucking whore with herpes and has no talent. She spends 325k on a DOG HOUSE? I hope they drag her in the street and force her to fuck homeless people.



  13. 13

    Why…I mean..I guess if you have the money…But I wonder if they shit all over everything

  14. Laury says – reply to this


    14

    "They love to dress up" Correction, honey : YOU love to dress them up and treat them like frigging fashion accessories. I don't care that she's rich, I probably wouldn't know what to do if I had the same kind of money she has, but damn, couldn't she use it for more useful purposes??? Wait, this is Paris Hilton we're talking about here. She was born with 100 dollar bills in her ass. Nevermind, then.



  15. 15

    OMG. That's all I could say.
    OMG, hahahahah



  16. 16

    You're right Perez. Your 1st sentence says it all. OUCH! What I could do w/ that kinda money….sigh……………



  17. 17

    it's almost as big as my old apartment.



  18. 18

    What a pathetic oblivious creature.



  19. 19

    OMG!! I can't believe my eyes!!!

    Hell is waiting you bitch!!

  20. Jai says – reply to this


    20

    I love dogs but that is disgusting. Imagine the good she could have done if she donated that money to charities rather than pissing it away on an absurd vanity project.



  21. 21

    Reason #4,531,303,345 I effin can't stand her worthless ass



  22. 22

    does it have a doggy door??



  23. 23

    Damn lucky dog…eventhough it has no knowledge what so ever of money

    a dog will be happy with a box and a bone as long as you give them your heart.

    but i guess if you got money to waste, go ahead, lol



  24. 24

    It's her money, she can do whatever she wants with it. But this pisses me off. While people starve to death, she builds a 325 000$ house for her dogs….Incredible…just imagine how lost she would be without her money. I bet she doesn't even know how to cook ramen.



  25. 25

    It's a good idea! sorry everyone but think about it… where else would she put her dogs? Not in the house I mean seriously this a good idea.. maybe not to spend over 300k on it but damn that is chump change to her if you had it you'd do it too!! I know I would..



  26. 26

    Yet another embarassement to her late Grandfather, Its a shame she can't respect the man and do something useful with HIS money, not disgrace him and shame their family name, not just this useless dog house but everything she does.
    Paris, shame on you and your family.



  27. 27

    Atleast she takes care of her dogs… Lol… I think it's cute… I loves it…



  28. 28

    Disgusting.

  29. Stank says – reply to this


    29

    Meanwhile there are children in America and around the world who are going to sleep hungry.



  30. 30

    I can't say I wouldn't do it if I wasn't such a broke mothereffer



  31. 31

    This blatant, inappropriate, obscene gall makes me wanna vomit my cookies and UPS it over to that salacious bitch.



  32. 32

    WOW, just wow…



  33. 33

    Faye Resnick had a 3-way with O.J. She also posed for Playboy and had (has?) a drug habit. LOL @ the company Paris keeps.

  34. YUCK says – reply to this


    34

    if she can afford it, no one should begrudge what she spends her money on. hopefully she wont end up broke like nicolas cage coppola.



  35. 35

    thats ashame to just spend money on dumb stuff when there are millions of americans that actually are in need of money .



  36. 36

    this person is a complete waste of oxygen . . .
    one day shes gonna pass out in there and those dogs are gonna have theyre revenge . . . lol



  37. 37

    Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – hey beautiful .. u look good in your new pic ;)



  38. 38

    in this economy, it is a slap in the face and she really coulda used the money more wisely. $325K is more or less pocket money to her though - if I had money like that, I'd do it for my dogs…..only i have pit bulls….hehe…..



  39. 39

    Just imagine how many mouths she could feed with that kind of money…As far as I know, she never gives to charity, even after her promise to do so when she came out of jail…

    I know it's her money and she do what she pleases with it, but I know my conscience would tell me to give when people are in need instead of spending that kind of money on something so useless.

  40. YUCK says – reply to this


    40

    perez of babs, how come you didnt print that story about paris turning tricks. I thought it was interesting that she was getting like 25k for boning random dudes when her parents had cut off her allowance.



  41. 41

    Re: YUCK – I like how you say "her" money.. lol. Face it, she is worthless.. she contributes nothing to this world but being a brunt of jokes.



  42. 42

    nice….can i move in……..WTF only in LA



  43. 43

    Re: Amanda Says

    Why? It's HER money she can do as she pleases with it! Don't be jealous!



  44. 44

    It's one thing to have money and use it as you see fit but in this day and age when so many are suffering just seems sickening to me.



  45. 45

    Re: misterfister

    U R JUST JEALOUS AND POOR ! SUX TO BE U !



  46. 46

    Re: magentapyramid

    MYOB FATTY! IT'S HER MONEY ! SILLY TWAT = U



  47. 47

    if i was as rich as her i would definitely build my animals their own home!! definitely deserve it :)



  48. 48

    That is simply disgusting. People like her are the reason the world is getting worse.



  49. 49

    THAT IS SO FREAKING CHEESY.
    SHE IS SUCH A BIG, LANKY CHEESEBALL!



  50. 50

    Re: godstar
    YOU MUST BE BIGFOOT HERSELF.
    NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF YOU. YA, YOU HAVE MONEY - BUT BE NICE. BUT I'D RATHER HAVE STYLE AND CLASS.



  51. 51

    What an ass! How about donating that money to a worthwhile charity. Prison has certainly changed her.



  52. 52

    thats so stupid
    what an idiot.



  53. 53

    crazy bitch does not live in reality.



  54. 54

    how ridiculous and ostentacious! she really doesnt deserve to be rich! $300,000 is what, £150,000? you can buy a decent 3 bedroom semi in the suburbs for that!



  55. 55

    I don't get it. If she loves her dogs that much why won't she let them in her own house.



  56. 56

    she should be slapped to spend that kind of money on a dog house when people are losing thier houses in this country!



  57. 57

    You know, I bet other stars do crap like this all the time and we just don't even hear about it. It's still disgusting, though. Shit, they killed Marie-Antoinette over the Petit-Trianon, and that wasn't half as dumb as this.



  58. 58

    and to think there are so many people rich and stupid exactly like her



  59. 59

    How emotionally immature is the person who dresses their DOG up in clothing and provides them with a friggin house that cost more than what most middle class people can afford in this country???

    What a fucking vapid moron.



  60. 60

    I want that house!



  61. 61

    SHE IS SO STUPID!



  62. 62

    Re: YUCK – Actually, hopefully she will.



  63. 63

    how Pawthetic….



  64. 64

    They never should have let her out of jail.



  65. 65

    My house doesnt even cost that much, and its for HUMANS



  66. 66

    B.H. is fairly near a shitty area of the city. If there are ever serious riots there again, expect to see Parisite's head on a pole.



  67. 67

    Keep thier stinky arses out of the main house–so can't say I blame her. When Dougy gets too uppity she can send him in there too. MOVE IT ON OVER doggies!!



  68. 68

    I'LL BET THOSE DOGS PISS ALL OVER THAT HOUSE TOO, LOL.



  69. 69

    what a fucking ditz



  70. 70

    She's nuts.



  71. 71

    Dickhead she does nothing to deserve it, and to think people look up to her



  72. 72

    oh my freakin god……



  73. 73

    If she were blue collar or poor, she'd be a sociopath because the chick never seems to have a conscious or shame.



  74. 74

    Why not just let them roam around in her house? And the dogs don't love to dress up, you idiot. They are dogs! YOU love dressing them up.



  75. 75

    I'm sad for the humankind when I see that!

    this idiot is not even a bitch she is just……….stupid



  76. 76

    The crazy, spoiled rich bitch is retarded. I'd say she's on the mental level of a 2nd grader, one with too much money and WAY too many hormones, but, I wouldn't want to insult 7 yr. olds.



  77. 77

    Re: godstar – I guarantee that I have more money then your broke ass. I just wouldn't waste it on a dog house. She's out spreading herpes and you're sticking up for her. You my friend are a useless douchebag and your vag is probably a petry dish of disease.



  78. 78

    this is absolutly ridiculous.



  79. 79

    for real? get a life paris! do something, anything, just be productive!
    I don't think its funny or cute to say that your pets have it better than most people, that's harsh and insulting, how very out of touch of you to mention it, Paris.



  80. 80

    Paris is truly an asshole.



  81. 81

    I Hope the dogs shit on the rugs.



  82. 82

    Re: Amyrosie – Since only college kids make Ramen, your comment would imply she has seen the inside of a university. That's kind of laughable given that the only thing she ever would have seen in a dorm is a bed and some ass in it. Her parents must be sooooo proud. Oh wait….that would assume they care about either one of their children. And we know, especially, that daddy dearest could give a shit about anything except his own $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Everyone in that family are loosers.



  83. 83

    i love this woman!!! this is sooooo funny i cant wait to see hear break to tears on her tv show tomorrow night



  84. 84

    wasn't Faye Resnick a player in the OJ slayings somehow?



  85. 85

    she is the funniest person ever



  86. 86

    hey Paris, how about taking that $325,000 and shove it up your ass one dollar at a time? I'm sure you have room.



  87. 87

    what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. she should be punished for her selfishness and stupidity. someone needs to drop her off in a 3rd world country for a week, let her see what the world can REALLY be like.



  88. 88

    It wouldn't bother me so much if I knew she was at least spending some of that money on charity as well.



  89. 89

    what the fuck man….with all the people in the world starving…that's just bullshit…i know it's her money but…in this times of crisis, do you have to flaunt it like that? have some class and respect for the ones who doesn't have a piece of bread to eat!!!



  90. 90

    Paris, Paris, Paris……I just hope you take care of your staff and the people who make your life comfortable, as you do those dogs.



  91. 91

    i like it
    the dogs names rocks



  92. 92

    Its her $$, and believe it or not, she does actually earn it. Yes, she would not have the opportunities she's been given without her last name, but that's life. And she can do what she wants with it. $325K is not much $$ to her, and I'm sure she does donate at least that much to various charities. Its not her fault a bunch of dumb a$$, greedy Americans mortgaged the shirts off their back for houses they could never afford in the first place, maxed out their credit cards and leased cars they could never afford to buy. That to me is more a crime to humanity then putting up a freaking dog house.



  93. 93

    My cat wants in….just a tiny room in the back, please??? She'll let the dogs chase her every once in a while…



  94. 94

    Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – Afternoon! Hope you are having a good day.



  95. 95

    what happened to her helping other people after she got out of jail. surely that $325 000 could have been spent on people that need it!



  96. 96

    stupid bitch



  97. 97

    Another degenerate leftist libitrad Hollywood wannabe. Just goes to show money does not buy good taste, common sense, or human worth. Three things this useless piece of human trash does not possess.



  98. 98

    ummm… my condo, which my husband and I will prob spend the next 40 yrs paying off, cost 325k.



  99. 99

    It's her money so I guess if that's what she wants to do with it more power to her but she should really not flaunt it when there are so many people starving and homeless in the world.



  100. 100

    3 things I love dogs. And, if I had that kind of money my dog would just as comfy as she is now. Second thing it is stupid to spend over 300K for a damn dog house. Oh, I don't think so. That could buy a mini manison in my city. And the houses are not small here at all. Third I think the girl has a problem somewhere and no I'm not hating. But, it is her money. Years from now when she old and grey let's see if she still have that doghouse. This is the lamest thing I have ever heard in my life. Give me a break! But Paris it is so you.

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