Listen Up, Doug, Paris' Dog House Is Damn Comfortable!!

8/05/2009 10:45 AM ET | Filed under: Paris Hilton • Woof Woof

We hope all unemployed, poverty stricken Americans turn a deaf ear, because this could be painful!!

Paris Hilton had a 300 sq. ft, $325,000 dog house built for her pups Tinkerbell, Marilyn Monroe, Prince Baby Bear, Harajuku, Dolce and Prada.

The pooch mansion sits behind her Beverly Hills home and is furnished with faux designer doggie products from Jimmy Chew, Pawda, Sniffany & Co. and Chewy Vuitton.

“It’s a miniature version of my house,” said the heiress to Life & Style. “I designed it with the help of my interior decorator, Faye Resnick. I wanted it to be fun, cute, comfortable and beautiful. My friends just love it and think it’s so adorable and cool.”

The two floor dog house has a clay-tile roof with copper gutters, intricate ceiling molding and a crystal chandelier hanging in the bedroom complete with central air. The dogs even have a closet and a downstairs living room!

“They love lying on the balcony, playing in their backyard and hanging out on their living room furniture. They appreciate the house that Mommy built for them,” she continued. "The dogs love to dress up. My friends say they have a better wardrobe than most people.”

We have no doubt!!!

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dariendarien says – reply to this

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325k for a dog house?…soo real estate bubble
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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Re: Hate Low Class People –
# 98
Paris Hilton is a "Hollywood wannabe"?
iheartbellamy says – reply to this

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……….are you fucking kidding me?
Theo says – reply to this

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Why are we even talking about this dumb bitch…..please stop so she will go away.
Miss Maggie says – reply to this

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How can she live with herself spending that kind of money on her dogs when she sees people daily in L.A. homeless,jobless and hungry walking the streets??Paris you will have to answer to a higher power one day for your ways.
Sistah Mary says – reply to this

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How can a person live with no brain? Is it possible?
Passionate says – reply to this

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Re: sizzler – How does she EARN the money she spends? Just curious.
ShortiiB says – reply to this

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R U FUKKiiN KiiDDiiN ME.. ?? LOL.. RiiDiiCULOUS.. BUT WHO AM ii 2 HATE..
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: Paris France – hey hottie………♥
moniquesky says – reply to this

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omg all you people are so mean and judgmental. i think its soooo cuteee! seriously stop hating everyone.. life is so much easier when u stop criticizing what others do. u don't know her… just respect that's something she wanted to do. i was shocked to see all the mean stuff u guys are saying! she has the money so leave her alone! jesus christ!
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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other people, good people, would do something so much better with this kind of money. the more I think about this, the sicker I feel. its disgusting. I'm all for loving your pets and spoiling them, but this……….
dianev says – reply to this

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stupid girl.. she could do really important things with that money.. Gross
tuttifrutz says – reply to this

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She needs a new publicist…hahaha nice move during a recession, famewhore!
Hate Low Class People says – reply to this

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Re: moniquesky the crybaby libitard writes: i was shocked to see all the mean stuff u guys are saying! – Oh Boo Hoo! Hilton is human trash that has never worked an honest day in her life. She inherited her money and is a perfect example of human stupidity when it comes to using the money wisely. Someday this disgusting hag will be wishing she had that money she wasted on drugs, alcohol and sex over the years.
123bri says – reply to this

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I'm not gonna like, it's adorable.
Queen_Starr says – reply to this

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!? Dood, that money could have built several small homes for families who have been layed off and can't afford and have been evicted from there homes! What a whore dood. I mean, it's not like she worked hard to get all that she has! Stupid fucking twat!
Mafalda says – reply to this

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This just shows that Paris (aka. Miss Treponema) has her neurones and brain full of syphilis
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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There are homeless people in the world and this stupid spoiled asshole wastes money. What a twat.
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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She should be locked in and forced to live in that idiotic dog house for a year.
Anony5 says – reply to this

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People are struggling just to hold on to their homes and this trashy space cadet flaunts a 325K Doghouse? She is a shameful, pathetic human.
papatoony says – reply to this

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$1000/sq ft? She got RIPPED!
peacexdanyxlove says – reply to this

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She has money and she can do whatever she wants with it, but seriously, if she had her head straight, she would invest… i don't know… up to 100 000 $ on a house for them and give 225 K to children, or families who really need anywhere in the world.
Candace says – reply to this

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Okay, it's an interesting looking dog house but that shit is not worth 325,000 dollars.
LovelyLucy says – reply to this

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This breaks my heart. There are so many people who can barely afford to make it through the week, and she is flaunting the fact that she can build a house for her DOGS that costs so much money. This is disgusting, if she wants to be taken seriously, like she always claims, it's never going to happen if she keeps doing things like this! Doesn't she have a publicist?!
Miryyyy says – reply to this

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Wow I wish I had $325k to give to my parents, who are 50 and both work 80 hours a week to pay all of their bills.
clh72481 says – reply to this

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If I was as rich as her I would probably do the same thing.
TerrificallySane says – reply to this

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wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so what says – reply to this

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Re: Hate Low Class People – actually, the Hilton family is solidly right-wing Republican — check on donations — maybe that's why she's so comfortable spending money on something like this
Brainiac says – reply to this

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Freedom is a lovely thing.
Freedom given to a waste of skin like this vacant and ignorant bitch is a tragedy.
You know, it's nice to have money and be able to support yourself. But one thing I know for sure:
Humanity will not progress ONE STEP FURTHER until each individual human being actually considers the ramifications of their actions on other human beings.
As in, the people who can't eat, or own a home of their own.
Paris Hilton is a selfish and foolish piece of shit. And her parents oughtta be shot for teaching her to act like she owns the world.
She doesn't. I'll be relieved when she's knocked up and having to deal with NOT being the centre of her own universe.
Arbiter of Good Taste says – reply to this

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Just wishing a little canceraids to Paris! see ya!
OlDirtyDawson says – reply to this

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Life & Style magazine will no longer be in circulation before long, I presume.
dying2know says – reply to this

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I'm almost out on the street, maybe she'll let me rent it since I'm in the dog house anyway. What a stupid idiot. Give your money to something more useful. Did jail not teach you a thing? I think not.
TylerVan says – reply to this

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she's had one like this for YEARS!!!
godstar says – reply to this

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Re: misterfister –

Go get cervical cancer you FAT whore.
godstar says – reply to this

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Re: patuk104 –

What you want a bloody award?
godstar says – reply to this

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Re: Brainiac –

Go collect yr welfare check and STFU you FAT jealouse WHORE.
godstar says – reply to this

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A LOT of jealous fatties are posting today! LOL ! Fact is she is BEAUTIFUL,AN ARTIST,RICH and you are,well,YOU.
godstar says – reply to this

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Re: jujube85 –

MYOB it's HER money you silly commie !
godstar says – reply to this

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Re: minneapolis_mom –

WOW! A smart post on PIGes's blog! You are right silly or not it is her money and we live in a free country so…
GalliGirl619 says – reply to this

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That's a lot of money to spend on something the dogs are going to shit and drag their asses on.
godstar says – reply to this

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Re: Head Banger –

You mean like yr broke FAT ass ? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
godstar says – reply to this

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Re: GalliGirl619 –

It's HER money
busteroo says – reply to this

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people just spend their money on the most pathetic things.
sad.
helloRJ says – reply to this

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holy cow. this is so extravagant for dogs. it looks nice in there though.
sizzler says – reply to this

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Re: Passionate – TV shows, personal appearances, clothing/fragrances etc. She does work. Does she get paid a ridiculous amount for what she does, yeah probably, but so do a lot of other professions. Would I personally spend $$ to see her or buy her crap? No way, but I'm not going to knock her for taking $$ from other people willing to do so.

For those of you griping about the economy, its exactly what the economy needs. Rich people spending their surplus of cash on stupid things, so quit whining.
jusj says – reply to this

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i would do it….i love my lucky…he deserves his own house…
dazed and confused says – reply to this

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they are dogs. they don't want clothes, a pink house or a human "mommy". Paris you are soo stupid. go back to jail. no, don't do that. go to school so you can learn something besides accessorizing.
LexiSmexi says – reply to this

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How charming, joking that her dogs have a better wardrobe than all of us peons
Chicken Legs says – reply to this

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Is Paris' decorator Faye Resnick the same Faye Resnick that was Nicole Brown Simpson's best friend???
MileyCyrusLooksLikeAChipmunk says – reply to this

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I believe if we were living in the 18th century her head would be taken off. I'm all for each their own, and I'm not some ultra liberal who believes the masses should be equal, but I sure hope she and all her wealth give to charity. What is sad though, is that right this very moment hundreds of children, somewhere on this planet, are dying due to lack of money (no meds, no clothes, no schooling, no food, no proper hygiene, etc.).
misterfister says – reply to this

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Re: godstar – Did you mother have any kids that lived? The best part of you ran down your mothers leg. I hope you get herpes for stupid cum dumpster.
MileyCyrusLooksLikeAChipmunk says – reply to this

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And so sad… my poor dad can't retire because my mom still needs to be on his healthcare. Paris, can they have a tiny bit of your money. They are very hard working Americans.
Passionate says – reply to this

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Re: papatoony – haha! Good one!
MileyCyrusLooksLikeAChipmunk says – reply to this

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her parents raised a real winner… or shall I say, the hordes of nannies raised a real winner!
Niobe says – reply to this

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Here I am trying to find decent housing in NY for my family…it is her money and she could wipe her ass with it if she so chose to do…oh wait she just did. Some people are just oblivious. Let's see make an absurdly expensive house for my two dogs…or help out a charity……
BeautifulBrunnette69 says – reply to this

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Re: idevenn – Lol.. Thanks.. You look good urself as always…
MEDS336 says – reply to this

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Holy fuck. What a dumbass.
Heart Of Me says – reply to this

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It's her money. Why the hell can't she spend it on what she wants instead of homeless people? Don't worry about what she spends her own money on, mmmkay?

It's nice to see someone who doesn't treat their pets like animals! So adorable! Paris is awesome xD
PIgtooter says – reply to this

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she's an idiot…she acts like a humanitarian and that she cares…but, to spend that amount of money on a dog house…she needs to get real~
Starbella says – reply to this

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i always loved dollhouses…its so weird and creepy, but wow! thats a little bit excessive! spoiled ass dogs
bisquitcase says – reply to this

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i smell doug reinhart's dog poop on this one. paris probably keeps him chained and naked, tied up to the bitch mansion. i bet the dogs don't even like to hang out with him.
kis95 says – reply to this

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What a stupid, wasteful c**t.
MissJennyNE says – reply to this

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Re: sizzler – I agree with you! If we had that kind of money we would blow it on something stupid. She probably does good with her money as well. After all, if you give to charity, it is a tax break. People need not get so mad at someone who had no control of being born with a silver spoon in their mouth.
fly a kite says – reply to this

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Ridiculous! My niece showed me a clip of her house on her BFF show and it was full of pictures of herself including a big portrait that's made of tiny pictures of herself. This girl is so narcissistic, I mean, who needs a closet where all the furniture is made of mirrors?
Hollywood* says – reply to this

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if my dog saw this, she would leave me!
ItsJustMe123 says – reply to this

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My God, I can't stand this whore. Doesn't she need to get ready for a photo op with her legs gaped open wide?
embo says – reply to this

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Wow, more money than brains!
VickyV says – reply to this

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LOVE it!!! Yeah, the price and designer shit is completely outrageous and I couldn't EVER justify spending that much on one dog house even if I had as much money as her. But I really love the idea! I'm biased though, I have 3 little dogs myself (and I mean DOGS, terriers, not "accessories" like her POOR little rats). She earned that money - and as much as all of you jealous HATERS are gonna protest that it's all daddy's money: she made like $180 million in ONE YEAR alone for… well… just being Paris! I'm not a fan of hers at all but she worked for her money (it may not be work that requires a brain but I'm sure those long days ae very exhausting; I couldn't do it) And being born into a very rich family doesn't necessarily make your life a breeze! I say enjoy!
Paris France says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – Hey hottie!
Neverevenknewhim says – reply to this

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Paris Hilton - The Queen of all Twats. I'd suck on a gas pipe before I'd spend $325k on a dog house. Now….if you were a man, wouldn't you want to marry a woman who spends $325k on a dog house? This chick is going to get dumped after dumped after dumped.
Solarflare says – reply to this

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Charitable donation to her local animal shelter??…..no no….she decides to build a dog house that cost almost 1/3 of a million dollars. I hope she doesn’t expect people to take her seriously…..EVER!
pinkchik says – reply to this

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that's cute, i like it
nikitaolas says – reply to this

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I love it!
Lee Lee Lee says – reply to this

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fucking, stupid, herpes-riddled bitch, wish it would have been her or Lindsay Lohan who would have dropped dead instead of MJ at least he was talented………. Yes, people there are dogs who live and eat better than us, soooo sad……..
rubysoho says – reply to this

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geezus ppl, rich people have done TONS worse with their money…get over it you judgemental bastards.
Freyaya says – reply to this

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i know i shouldnt be saying it but that's a REALLY cute house. its fucking insane and i would NEVER do that for my dogs as long as i live, nor would i dress them up and make them little acessories, but it's funny and cute
Jilly from Philly says – reply to this

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in my next life i want to come back as one of paris hilton's dogs.
@v@ says – reply to this

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Putting America to work, building one dog house at a time. Hey, she earned it.
@v@ says – reply to this

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…but somebody should tell her that if she paid $325,000.00 for this, then they saw her coming. I have one almost as big (not as detailed as my dog's not gone Hollywood) and paid less than $250.00. The guy was a professional carpenter, spent 16 hours on it and only asked $15.00 an hour and supplies (which I already had) as he was between jobs. It's 6 feet by 4 feet, one floor, double walled, insulated, tiled roof, thick carpeted floor to ceiling, fully painted with dual colors plus a carpet flap door, and a recess and gaurd for a heated light bulb. It's a first class beaut, and also matches the house.
ItsJustMe123 says – reply to this

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*singing*

Wh, wh, wh, whore face…such an ugly whore face.
LadyBlu says – reply to this

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Wow. She really is laughable.
KimKong says – reply to this

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If I had that kind of money I'd do it too! Wouldn't everyone? She shouldn't have to give away all her money to poor people.
VickyV says – reply to this

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Re: @v@ – I wanna see lol
neh5y7 says – reply to this

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Also, you people defending her make me sick!!!
Kellergirl says – reply to this

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My God. So sad. would it hurt her to give some to homeless or hungry, less fortunate people? Like kids?
ChickyDee says – reply to this

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Is anybody else weirded out that she's like, 30, but she acts like she's 12? How bizarre.
thefirstgirltoscreamonthetrack says – reply to this

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I would love to be one of her dogs.
helter skelter says – reply to this

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Faye Resnick?? Wasn't that Nicole Brown Simpson's best friend who published Nicole's journal entries as a book???

P.S- Paris is a disease spreading whore.
piggsie says – reply to this

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Dogs prefer to be naked. She should let them follow her example.
I support a black eye #2 for perez says – reply to this

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KUTE!!!!
prinzesash20 says – reply to this

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looks nice
VickyV says – reply to this

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Re: Kellergirl – Just because she has a lot of money doesn't mean she should give it all to charity and not use it for what makes her happy! Yeah it could have been put to better use and it's not fair but guess what: Life isn't FAIR! I'm NOT a huge fan of hers but I think all you JUDGEMENTAL people should cut her some slack. And just fyi, google her name and charity and you'll see what comes up. She probably donates more than so many others who could also afford to. It's not her job to save the entire fucking world! And she couldn't if she tried, not even Bill Gates can, and he is trying!
jonasequalslove says – reply to this

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SHE ACTUALLY WASTED 300+K ON THIS SHIT?
JustSayin says – reply to this

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FAYE RESNICK?!?!?
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NO WONDER ITS SO GAUDY AND TRASHY!!
Toddfish says – reply to this

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I feel sick.
FMB says – reply to this

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OK If I could make somebody DIE with my thoughts right now it would be this slutbag… Do you know how many people you could have FED or CLOTHED or HIRED for 350G's!!! Paris you herpes-spreading whore!… You realize how many MORE people LOATHE you now right? Granddaddy Hilton must be so impressed with how you've TRASHED his empire.
omz says – reply to this

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lol i love it! so adorable
ix3perez says – reply to this

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i'm gonna be honest and admit that i'm fing jealous that she has that kind of money to throw away on non-humans
silentreader says – reply to this

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wtf this pisses me off
@v@ says – reply to this

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Re: VickyV – Yeah, I should load it as my AV. I already loaded an AV two weeks ago, but they're not putting it up. 24 hours my butt. I must have screwed something up.