Memoirs Of A Gaysha

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   awkward turtle….

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   …I'm all for Plus sized 'girls' Perez. "Close To Stew".

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   Perez! You're the prettiest gaysha ever XD

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   Fuck Mario………you look like such a tard!!!!!!!!!!! barfff in my mouth!!!!!!!!!!

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   wow you could make a pretty woman

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   Could you not say amazeballs anymore? It sounds dumb.

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   Oh Fuck… now I have to wash my eyes out with bleach, lysol and oxyclean….

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   …and i hope you paid the make-up artist for the extensive overtime. Whew!

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   oh god…pls dance on my back…

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    beauuuutiful haha

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    that is disturbing,

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    GAY GAY GAY

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    do you love dick long time?

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    im rendered speechless perez and not in a good way

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    Gay guys everywhere are looking at this thinking…"Man that's fucking gay!"

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    Very Cool Perez!!!

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    hahah beautiful. gaysha! umm is his how u achieve gay rights?

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    OMG….. love it!

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    hehehe…ur fruity

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    hahaha, "gaysha"… I'm glad you're having fun perez, but this is kinda creepy to me. ily though!

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    baaaahhhaaaahhahaa !!! i didnt read down at first & just looked at the pictures & i was like wow that really looks like perez !!!hahahahahah goood pictures perezzz you could totallly pull of tokyo

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    ewwww

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    FEROSH! fuck the haterS!

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    The prettiest gaysha in the world? AHAHAHHAHA!!!

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    haha nice

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    WOW…speechless

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    perez u fuckerrrr.. why don't u report all the good and the bad about ur "riri"

    Rihanna Could Do With a Little More Chris Brown in Her Life
    Does Rihanna want her face time with Chris Brown to be a little less coincidental?

    The pop star's attorney tells E! News that his client is looking to do away with the order of protection that's been in place since Brown copped to beating on Rihanna in February, which requires the "Run It" singer to stay at least 50 yards away from his ex-girlfriend.

    The court allowed some leeway in case the duo were both in attendance at a music industry event, meaning Brown wouldn't be hauled off to the clink if he and Rihanna happened to rub elbows at the Grammys.

    Which basically constitutes a handful of stipulations that you would want anyone to abide by.

    "That order would prevent Chris from annoying, molesting or harassing her," attorney Donald Etra told us. "That level-one order would fully protect her."

    "The order in effect now is a stay-away order preventing them from coming within 50 yards of each other," Etra added, but "Rihanna's position from the beginning is that there was no need for that level of protective order."

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    thats some scary shit!

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    fucking sick

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    Who is it ?

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    That's the stuff of nightmares right there.

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    you look AMAZING!!!

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    waste of time and $$

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    ahhmazing!
    lovee it.
    :)x

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    Love it Perez!! Your so pretty!!!

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    Holy crap, P-Hil! You look gorgeous! And what an awesome way to experience one of Japan's noblest traditions.

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    Is this the inspiration for lady gagapoo's new album

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    Thats some ugly ass geisha

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    ha ha ha fucking ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahhahahaha

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    Fucking Gross

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    i love it perez!

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    Wow you make a prettier woman than a guy….hmmm well except for the chin. The chin obviously gives you away, but still very cool. I got to dress as a geisha when I went their too. You can't breathe, but its a lot of fun.

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    An idiot wearing headgear with wind chimes attached and a table cloth for a bib.

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    WOAH.
    that scared me.
    haha

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    ha ha ha I don't think we NEEDED to see THAT, Perezy

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    wats with all the positive feedback? tell the truth liars…perez looks ridiculous

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    Don't you mean fattest gaysha in the world?

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    Gaby414 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    opps I though it was bryce dallas howard until I read the article!!

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    AJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!! UGLY! GAY! ahora entiendo por qué j*o*d*e*s tanto a los demás!! y dices que todos son gays! porque tú lo eres no significa que los demás si lo sean!!

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    It looks like everything , but Perez … LOL

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    fucking Frightening!!!!

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    i just puked, anyone else?

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    Your a fucking freak.

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    Nice outfit but you're a bit tall to be a geisha. Looks a bit… odd.

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    oh.em.gee. i cannot handle the heat! this looks like sooo much fun! have a safe trip back home : )

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    You look very very great! I love you

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    That looks amazing!! It seems like it would of been fun to do! (: Damn…now I want to go there just to do that!

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    That's actually horribly offensive.

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    BillInLondon says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Fabulous honey– but dressed like that, you'd better be a bottom.

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    OMG I think Mulan got fat now

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    You look AMAZING!

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    HAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWT!!!!!

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    You look a lot better with caked on makeup.

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    amazing

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    You've never looked prettier, Perez. Maybe you should keep that look when you come home. It may take a little longer to get ready in the morning but beauty has a price sometimes.

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    Re: bongo –

    You have to ask……. Really??

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    I am consistently critical of you…but this…I like. Good for you. More men should give this a go!

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    You still look gross. No matter how much weight you lose, or how much makeup you have on, your STILL going to be ugly. ♥

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    Re: cookereh –

    LOL! I sure am!

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    MARIO TAKE THAT SHIT OFF YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON.

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    LOVE! absolutely fabulous darling!

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    MY EYESSSSSS!!!!! AGHHH.

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    I wouldn't want all that crap on me, but if you had fun doing it, good for you. Maybe more fun experiences like this will make you a happier person and then you wouldn't have to be so mean all the time…………I'm just sayin'……………….

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    Looks like SO much fun!! What a great souvenir and memory… very cool!

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    LOOOL that's so funny, you look fierce!

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    Kind of reminds me of Eddie Izzard, only Eddie Izzard is one SEXY tranny! You're not too bad either.

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    fun!!!

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    Re: Canadiana717 – hehehe hahaha

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    lmfao at all the remarks insulting perez i howled with laughter each time too funny…the stuff you people come up with! this is why i visit this site not only for gossip but for the jokes you come up with! loves it!

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    lol i love it perez! people are jellin' cuz they cant pull it off!

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    its amazing what makeup can do for a person

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    You're beauuutifuuul!

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    Re: JENNY FROM THE BLOCK – What the hell does this have to do with him having fun in Tokyo?

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    That's hilarious. I wish I could do that.

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    wow thanks for degrading a thousand year old proffession perez!
    giesha train for years to dance and sing abd play instruments etc . .
    you cant just through on a kimono and be a fat greasy gay sha (no homophobia intended! lol)

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    uuum… you know that Geishas are/were females, right ?!

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    You look much better. Disturbing, but better.
    Honestly though, Im glad you're enjoying Japan .. sounds really fun.

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    You truly are The Queen, Perez! Love it!

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    I loves it, but that's not a Geisha it's a Courtesan. The way to tell is there a whole bunch of stuff in the hair instead of a couple ornaments and The obi is tied in the front instead of the back. the reason that was done was because as soon as they did their "business" they had no one to help the tie it in the back so it was easier to tie it in the front.

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    Grossballs!!

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    Re: imsoregistered – Horribly offensive? To whom?

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    LOVE ITTTTTTTTT

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    I don't have a problem with gay men who act like MEN but I do have a problem with gay men who act like silly little girls and you, Perez, are a silly little girl!

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    Maiko Mario

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    i can deal with you wanting to do stupid stuff like this but don't subject your readers to such bullshit. keep this to yourself for fuck sakes.

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    why don't you use the first personal singular pronoun for yourself?

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    Re: hardcandyshell – HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    THERE U GO AGAIN FEEDING THE STEROTYPES THAT GAY MEN LIKE TO DERSS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING..WHY???????
    I FEEL LIKE SLAPING YOU AND TURNING YOU BACK STRAIGHT…..
    BAD,BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    That's a good look for you.

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     there goes my lunch