Memoirs Of A Gaysha

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   haha !!!woww you look , well, gorgeous!

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   The results are not "to die for". The results are to die laughing at. Ridiculous gaycocken.

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   well at least i can't see your ginger hair.

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   Lookin good Perezito!

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   I didn't know they made kimonos that big!

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   I hope you know you're not dressed as a Geisha. You're dressed as a Orian. They we're courtesans in Japan. You still look fabulous though!

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   Good choice: it hides your belly.

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   y do gay guys not like women but always want to be one….?

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   I HAVE TO ADMIT IT…YOU LOOK GOOD!

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    you look like Beth Ditto and Shrek and mulan had a baby

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    gaysha. ha, thats clever.

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    you look good, bitch

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    my god, you are ugly…with and without make up.

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    You're used to having white cream on your face. What would Obama think?

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    REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE…. IF YOU PUT LIPSTICK ON A PIG ~ IT'S STILL A PIG!!!!

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    TwilightMom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You look fierce!

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    omg perez youre gonna give me nightmares!!
    silly man.

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    You look so pretty!

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    Madame Min says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Potato head hahahahha

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    i hope all that makeup didn't make your face break out…

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    LOL

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    redmond says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    GROSS!

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    Fierce!!

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    Ill bet anyone here a grand that as soon as the makeup artist who did this finished they shoved a sword through their stomach.

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    mi mama me mima says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is this pig Beth Ditto?
    Her twin sister?

    anyway, it's gross, I throw up when I saw this fatass.

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    Love it! You gotta love the Japanese!

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    Oh Perez, you take my breath away….Yummyiest

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    disturbing!!!!!!!

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    THAT IS THE FATTEST FUCKING GEISHA I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: OMGitsme2 –
    AMEN

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    Very insulting to Geishas. It is an ancient tradition that should not be referred to as gaysha. Have respect for the original culture. AND please stop making up your own words, spelling, and combining peoples names - it's dumb.

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    Re: cookereh – Thank you!

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    Randy Marsh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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    Re: JENNY FROM THE BLOCK – not only are you an idiot, you're also incapable of using a computer. WRONG POST

    and for those who go to perezhilton.com to bash on stuff like this, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN! if u claim to hate him so much, go find another gossip site. all you haters are hypocrites and sad little people

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    Re: Cheshire Kate – omg grow up. you obviously do not know how to have fun. i pity you.

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    What an embarrassment. Do your folks know you are an ugly freakish closet tranny Perez? You set the gay movement back by 100 years dressing like this. Not all gays are effeminate wannabe drag queens. Ms Von Teese was obviously taking the complete piss out of you! Ridiculous pig!

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    kinda looks like a cross between ursula from the little mermaid and margaret cho

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    I think these photos are amazing! why are people so quick to slag them off?

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    you are a crazy bitch!! the beauty of it all is that u don't care you are just so comfortable. I can't say your the prettiest but you are working the Drag with Japan style.. and well u deserve props for that =D u look good don't worry!!! xoxoxo

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    It did NOT take a small army of make-up men to get the Perezcious back up on his feet after the third picture!

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    This is just GROSS. You should've file this under IR YOU'RE EASLY OFFENDED!!!! Good God, I needed a warning before seeing this shit This kind of pictures are to be kept just for your private album man….

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    Kinda looks like a Down's kid dressed up as an asian whore, actually. Oops, geisha, 'scuse me!

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    geisha wear their obi tied in the back, whores and prostitutes wear their obi tied in the front

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    I think it's fabuloso, pal. Good for you! Looks like you're livin' life and havin' a blast. You GO, geisha!

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    wow. you make a pretty girl perez

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    Master B says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    U look like Pink baby…

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    I would recognize that chin anywhere! And you talk about Aniston's chin?!?! Dude……

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    You look stupid, you queer.

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    Scottiegirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Darling you have been struck by a serious case of extreme fabulousity fantastic!!!!!

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    wow your hot good pics lolz

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    dave_o says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    gorgeous!

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    palladin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yea! Now complete the transformation and move to Japan!

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    hahaha.. sweet

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    The last one is purrrrrr sexy xD

    I love the results. Me wants too.

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    Perez, you're what give us, the gay community problems! you're embarrasing! look at yourself! WTF made you want to dress as a classy japanese prostitute?!

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    You are one ugly Geisha hun.. I love ya and all but not your best look!.. You're given those glorified hookers a bad name

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    pretty pretty gaysha!

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    still fat.

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    Looks like an Asian CLOWN!!!! Yuck! Just barfed in my mouth!

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    Are you gonna smoke some opium?

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    Wow.. this is ridiculous. You look fucking stupid.

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    You should keep that makeup on!

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    thats obese!!!!!!!!

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    Heidi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    And you're still hideously ugly! No amount of makeup….

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    wow didnt reconize u perez lol u look awesome

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    As a woman of Japanese and Korean descent, this greatly offends me. Ugh. Geishas are women, not ugly men.

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    OMG!!!!…….FREAKIN FIERCE!!!!….LMAO

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    :O OMGOOOD WHHAHAH

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    how insulting to geishas >:|
    but good job on wearing the obi backwards -__- unless you intended to let the world know you're a prostitute.

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    Too much visual information… At least, the ton of fabric covers his flab! lol!

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    yes the results are "to die for" as in people will kill themselves after seeing them . . .

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    black__eyed_fat_loser says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yes the results are "to die for" as in people will kill themselves after seeing them . . . .

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    Why the long face, MR Ed???? Seriously….you could give John Kerry a run for his money.

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    its SO UNBELIEVABLY PATHETIC WHEN A FAT LOSER WITH A PIG NOSE AND A PERMANENT SCAR UNDER ONE EYE TRIES TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL PRETTY BY HIRING A PRO MAKEUP ARTIST TO PAINT HIS THIN, TINY LITTLE LIPS RED AND STILL LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY FAT COW.

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    MEMOIRS OF A FAT DRAMA SCHOOL REJECT CLASS LOSER, MORE LIKE IT.
    AND THOSE MEMORIES ARE NOT FUN. . .

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    omg… I just barfed in my mouth.
    That's it… no more internet today.

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    Aw, P's sissy keeps editing out my comments.

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    Re: Games4Stress – To just about anyone who RESPECTS other people's cultures. Gaysha in itself is a rude self righteous titling. However, the training for a true Geisha isn't something they take lightly. It's also deeply seeded within the family as a birth right and tradition, not some funny hokey getup costume at the fair. It takes thousands of hours of training, that Geisha's are EXTREMELY proud of.

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    WTF!!!! U like realy ugly, thats not hot at all m8, …………………
    Charels Manson is more hot than u are, just fact m8

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    Que puta mas linda!!!-ahahaha!!!!!

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    memoirs of a FAT FUCK.

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    Dnt ruin people's culture perez

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    what a great example for other gay men everywhere you're setting- just so the world knows, we dont all dress up as women and flail around for cameras.

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    Hugely insulting and ignorant. And people wonder why American tourists get the reaction they do!

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    tu mach!

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    I can now say I have seen true gayness. Jesus, why don't you just cut your dick off already!

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    EPIC!EPIC!EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    OMG, I LOVE IT!
    Work that kimono, you Gaysha!

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    All the make up in the world wouldn't hide your ugly fat ass….stay in Japan and never come back…

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    is that a cigarette holder in the last photo?
    I think thats a bit hypocritical if it is……..`

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    Re: black__eyed_fat_loser – lol

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    I support a black eye #2 for perez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Thanks alot fatt ass…there goes my lunch
    *throws up in mouth*
    Fugly as hell.

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    well…..thats……..something……

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    What the F*ck. that a couple of hours you'll never get back.

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    The poses themselves are silly and offending. Not only can they do their tasks with perfection, but are also insanely intelligent, respectful and can play several delicate instruments. Forget the fact he's even calling himself one in such ridiculous garb. For those who are immersed in the culture, he might as well call himself an astronaut and wear a farmer's overalls.

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    Ewww you look stupid, and why are you holding a smoking stick? Hypocrite. You are pretty fugly because even a pig dressed in fine pearls is still a pig. Oink!

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    Wooow gorgeous! You could make a great Gaysha!

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    OMFG!!! HAHAHAHAHA how cool is thiis!!! u look so HOT(: haha
    i luved the pics!!

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    Perez…grow up

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    Re: imsoregistered –

    THIS. This this this! I agree with this so much. Thank you for seeing it from the logical point of view, not this horribly unpleasing to the eye view… Don't feed his ego!!!

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     LOL that's some funny shit right there!