Heidi Wants To Get "Curvier"

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If only they were remaking Three's Company, we would now have your Krissy!!!

Heidi Montag Pratt gives Life & Style too much information while plugging her new workout system, which apparently isn't all she did to get her body into flashing fighting form!

The Hills star said:

“I felt my boobs were too small, so I had them enhanced a few years ago. It worked for my body type. Now, thanks to the Heidi Montag Workout system that Chad Waterbury created, I have a curvier new body. So maybe I need curvier new boobs to match?”

We're pretty sure it's not "curvier boobs" you need!!!

Sigh.

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 9:00 am / Email this  »

    62 comments to “Heidi Wants To Get "Curvier"”



    1. 1

      it works for me too………….yippy!!!!!!!!! :o )



    2. 2

      Hey Heidi what weighs more a pound of silicone or a pound of saline?



    3. 3

      LOLLLLLLLLL



    4. 4

      who cares about this fugly ass bitch. long face. and spencer's a crackhead



    5. 5

      ..



    6. 6

      Re: LizardKinG – yo king!!!!!



    7. 7

      what she needs is a brain!…but im sure everybody already knows that!



    8. 8

      why must people give these idiots attention.. as much as we all talke shyt about them. it'd hurt their "career" if we just ignored them



    9. 9

      grosssss!



    10. 10

      Re: melonkiss – whats a melon kiss?????



    11. 11

      i love how shes supposed to be all christian and shit and then treats getting boob implants like getting a new purse… haha im preeeeeetty sure thats supposed to be a sin



    12. 12

      She needs to lose that flesh-colored-bearded douche bag.



    13. 13

      I'm a celebrity…Get me some implants.



    14. 14

      how sad. those two are made for eachother



    15. 15


    16. 16

      …I thought that her brain was too small. How about 'enhancing' that?



    17. 17

      As Chelsea Handler calls Heidi and Spencer: Herpes! No more Heidi or Spencer, they're now be called Herpes!



    18. 18

      i throw up in my mouth a little every time i seeing anything involving these 2 moronic idiots……



    19. 19

      FAIL



    20. 20

      Re: karencarpenter – LOL @ 16 - what a wonderful idea!!! the general public should also enhance theirs so this shit ass Obama health care reform bill isn't passed!

    21. exBFF says – reply to this


      21

      and why are you still writing about them? seriously, yawn…let's move on.



    22. 22

      hahaha HERPES! I love it. what a couple of douchebags. gross



    23. 23

      Maybe this half-wit would want to consider getting an education or a brain transplant first. She actually hurts my eye balls and was soooo much prettier when she was natural!



    24. 24

      Think Chelsea Handler when I say this…. "what……a jackass!"



    25. 25

      This girl needs a "curvier" brain, theres not much there!



    26. 26

      PEREZ
      WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE TO GET BOTH OF THERE SKANKY ASS OF THIS WEB SITE?



    27. 27

      I smell a butt implant!



    28. 28

      Oh my god, these people are stupid.



    29. 29

      Re: Long Dong Connery – its just a nickname :P



    30. 30


    31. 31

      Re: RobPnMeShouldB – glad I made you laugh!



    32. 32

      Re: melonkiss – thax………….



    33. 33

      What are curvy boobs????? Big ones??



    34. 34

      Yeah, she should get curvier, because he figure is so straight and boring. A little muscle and curves would be hot. But as for her horse face…guess you can't do anything about that now can you Heidi?



    35. 35

      mornin
      peepz♥Re: LizardKinG Re: karencarpenterRe: RobPnMeShouldBRe: BiteMe1025Re: Long Dong Connery
      mornin
      flirtyboy//hehhehehe♥



    36. 36

      These two could write a best seller on how to plug merchandise. I swear.



    37. 37

      Please put a ban on them like E! News did. Take a poll with your readers, no one wants to hear about these two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    38. 38

      Re: SheriMoonFireFly – mizzz ya always!!!!!!!!!♥



    39. 39

      will you PLEASE end all press for these two?



    40. 40

      Your natural boobs fit your body type thats why you had them in the first place, no wonder people looked screwed up when they get plastic surgery because they are runing features that were meant to compliment other features of the body



    41. 41

      I hope she doesn't think that her boobs look good, because they are absolutely ridiculous!! Talk about bolt-ons! Gross!!



    42. 42

      Vom.



    43. 43

      her boobs are way to big for her body. they look like 2 large rocks ready to burst through her skin. i thought she was a lot pretty before her boob job, nose job, and fake platinum hair

    44. cdv says – reply to this


      44

      "Heidi Montag Workout system that Chad Waterbury created"
      I bet when the infomercial hits, there will be a segment about how she came up with this all her own and another one about how Spencer found a cure for cancer.

      Go away- please!



    45. 45

      Why do you keep writing about these two ass clowns?



    46. 46

      idiot



    47. 47

      this is so 100 percent fucking fake



    48. 48

      Why do us white girls feel we need a black girls body to be hott?? I am soooo glad that I accept myself and I am still cute.



    49. 49

      @RobPnmeshouldbe Yea I guess it's ok to keep killing people with lack of effective health care than to try and change the problem….u are such a turd! Go pick up the movie SICKO by Michael Moore.



    50. 50

      HA! wtf! hahahha tell her that GOD IS GONNA PUNISH HER FOR HER BOOBS DONE! hahaaha



    51. 51

      These 2 are not even worth the time it took to type up this story can't everyone be like the E! channel and completely not talk about them it would make life so much nicer!! I can't stand them they are an STD on the Media!



    52. 52

      Can you imagine their dinner table conversation? "You are so beautiful and famous" "You are even more beautiful and famous" "No, you are" "No, you are." VOMIT



    53. 53

      Ugh…(disgust) them AGAIN!!!



    54. 54

      lmao, why dont u go get a brain honey? it may cost more but its actually USEFUL



    55. 55

      Those things are so awful looking I almost feel sorry for Spencer.



    56. 56

      Curvier boobs? More like grapefruits bollted to her chest. Fake titties.



    57. 57

      They don't care about good or bad publicity as long as they're talked about!



    58. 58

      ……DO DO DOODOO DO DO DOOTOO….

      IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN!



    59. 59

      her boobs are already too far apart



    60. 60

      PLEASE STOP REPORTING ON THESE TWO! COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!! SOMEONE WITH TALENT SHOULD BE TALKED ABOUT AND SELL ADD SPACE!!!!!!!!!!

    61. luucy says – reply to this


      61

      wow.. heidi's head is like a banana and then theres two melons under it.. actually, she isn't pretty at all.



    62. 62

      Curves??Yeah right!!!I guess in that wacked out brain of hers everything is reversed…like her husband is not a douche, and they are actually celebrities…YEAH RIGHT!!!!