LiLo Reveals Her Secret Weapon

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

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Oh no! Run paparazzi! Lindsay Lohan has water!

Yes, the oh-so-brilliant LiLo thought she could discipline her hounding photogs with a spritz from her spray gun.

Lindsay threatened the paparazzi with her pathetic piece of plastic as she left the Bardot Lounge last night.

They're not dogs, Lindsl! And you weren't even smart enough to spray into the camera lens to fog the pictures!

What was the point of having it then, except to get more attention… oh wait, never mind.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

    Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 1:45 pm / Email this  »

    64 comments to “LiLo Reveals Her Secret Weapon”



    1. 1

      how the hell do those legs support her body?



    2. 2

      Why won't this hag go away?



    3. 3

      WOW….her hairline seems to be receding ALOT, and is very noticeable at this point, a side effect of being anorexic
      goood luck b.bs



    4. 4

      Haha



    5. 5

      …water? Hells bells no. It is H2SO4 and the bitch is scarey. "H2so4 Days and Mondays"



    6. 6

      oh Lindsay..

    7. sosa says – reply to this


      7

      baaahahahah WTF?



    8. 8

      god she is SO fucking desperate for attention. it's so ugly.

    9. iCR says – reply to this


      9

      hahaha it looks like she was just having some fun. Giver her a rest.



    10. 10

      itz
      prob
      peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      hehehehhehe
      whoooohoooooooooooooooooooooooosfsfsfsffffffffffffffff



    11. 11

      New Michael Jackson Songs On Missing Hard Drives



    12. 12

      Please OD Lohan and put us out of the misery of having to see you do this shit.



    13. 13

      She should use the water on herself, dirty skank!



    14. 14

      oh man, she's so cool.



    15. 15

      Well since WATER is obviously her mortal enemy she thought everybody must also fear its power!



    16. 16

      everyone knows water is the paps Achilles' heel…abra-ka-duh.

    17. ass says – reply to this


      17

      She's obviously just joking around, ya fuckin' moron.



    18. 18

      Re: JigSaw – how the hell does that head not fall off its so big…



    19. 19

      LMAO XD



    20. 20

      is that Britney in the back ground breaking into a police car?



    21. 21

      her feet must cry for help



    22. 22

      omq this is so funnnny.



    23. 23

      Don't feed into the CAMERA WHORE!



    24. 24

      Re: SheriMoonFireFly – pee pee………yaaaa hoooo
      ♥♥ assgrab ♥♥



    25. 25

      Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Tee hee! Pee!!



    26. 26

      love potion !!!!!!!!!!!!!



    27. 27

      I think it's funny. The paps can be dogs the majority of the time.



    28. 28

      They better run in case its her fake tan she is sprayng



    29. 29

      I like her….She nutsss and insane…shes fun to watch…give her a rest



    30. 30

      Maybe it's not water, ever think of that?



    31. 31

      haha i used to use that thing to stop my cat's nasty habit of biting me.. :P



    32. 32

      Looks to me like it worked. They are farther back from her than normal.



    33. 33

      I guess water would ruin a camera. She needs to get herself together. she does look better here, but she's too thin.



    34. 34

      i think she looks cute.



    35. 35

      Way to go, girl ! Next time fill it with urine !



    36. 36

      Jeezus fatass…she's just having fun. If lady gaggag had done this you would have been gushing about how funny it was.

      You are such a dumbass. Pathetic loser!



    37. 37

      GET A MAN



    38. 38

      eat linds,its ageing you,bad.you need food to survive



    39. 39

      that's not clever at all



    40. 40

      Crazy! maybe she is drunk! to many vodka and chrome soda's!!!



    41. 41

      She's trying to keep the paps as far away from her as she can so her orange streaks of fake tan on her skin won't be as noticeable in the pictures…didn't work. I'm surprised she'd let herself got that close to water.



    42. 42

      Lindsay is pathetic. She reminds of someone else who says and does stupid things just to get more publicity at any cost. Hmmm….who could it be?



    43. 43

      thats a GREAT idea… not



    44. 44

      Re: SWEETPIECE!
      heheheeRe: Long Dong Connery
      dong,
      give her
      a squirt
      of da good ztuff..hehehe



    45. 45

      Black Eye Pees …rsrsrsrsrs ;) Are you looking for another … punch in the head … kkkkkk



    46. 46

      Unfortunately, this is the peak of her intellectual prowess.



    47. 47

      wtf is on her upper lip inthe second picture?

    48. MP says – reply to this


      48

      What an idiot. She could've at least gotten a super soaker!



    49. 49

      linzs knows how to rock the party!

    50. Davin says – reply to this


      50

      That's actually pretty funny, she has a good sense of humor. =D



    51. 51

      i'd literally rail her non stop

      but i probably wouldnt brag about it here in southern illinois

    52. @v@ says – reply to this


      52

      There are some uber toy water guns that could do a much better job.



    53. 53

      maybe she didn't want to mist their lenses, just squirt them. They're lucky she didn't use acid or lemon juice or something. That brazilian (or whatever) Pap who stalks her all the time and goes "hello liiiiiiiiiiiiiinsay, hello Samandtha" is so annoying, he's long overdue for a squirting… so to speak



    54. 54

      DRUGS is what she is on…..



    55. 55

      is she not allowed to have fun? she obviously didn't want to ruin the cameras. she deals with paparazzi everyday and wherever she goes. she decided to bring humor to the situation. if lady gaga had done this, we'd never hear the end about how clever and fabulous she is. stop the favoritism.



    56. 56

      Re: critter831 – perez drew on it.



    57. 57

      Re: Not a Whore

      HAHHAHA…seriously, she looks like my raisins in my cereal bowl ]: (eww. let me chuck this shit)

      OK, IS she going to outlast Amy Winehouse? When her ripped off of marilyn monroe suicide? Is Sam going to drop dead off of coke?

      This whorebag seriously looks like this raisin in my bowl…..quite alarming.



    58. 58

      Re: UBERNESS

      no, its the Nicole Kidman thing…..tie your hair tight enough and you'll look like Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford (Mommy Dearest).



    59. 59

      PAPS AREN'T AS SMART AS DOGS, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE THEY CAN'T EVEN FIND ANOTHER FUCKING JOB EXCEPT STALKING PEOPLE!



    60. 60

      haha, i guess its better than her weilding a real gun…



    61. 61

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how stupid!



    62. 62

      smart!!
      cuz people are crazy with their million dollar cameras!

      they'll go insane if they get water on it!!



    63. 63

      Shes s0 talented But acts s0 Fuckin' stupid!!

    64. aimsy says – reply to this


      64

      The spraying the paps is old. Didnt kelly osbourne do it like ages ago?