Simpson's BFF Hairdresser Saves The Day
Filed under: Jessica Simpson


Poor Jessica Simpson had a bit of trouble with the photogs last night as she was leaving Beso in El Lay.
The paparazzi bombarded her to the extent that she had great difficulty even making it to her car.
Fortunately for her, her bestie/hairdresser Ken Paves swooped in to save the day and was able to guide her through the masses to her car.
To say she looks a mess is an understatement. We sincerely hope she isn't drinking her feelings away.
That usually has the same effect as eating them, except you have the added effect of slurring your words and falling over.
Ken, get your Barbie back on track!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: August 6, 2009 at 2:45 pm




Sad!
But Whatever!
I Think She Is Needy!
she's not looking good
x
she's not allowed to go out and have a good time all the sudden. being drunk isn't against the law, perez.
Wow she looks so old in the first pic. I still support her though.
pretty hard to look normal when you have 50 photogs in your face with flashbulbs at night. i'm sure she's not that wasted.
…Perez, was that figure $25,000 per episode or per minute?
GOSH SHE CAN'T EVEN HAVE A DRINK…….WHAT GURL WOULDN'T HAVE A DRINK AFTER A SPLIT
Gee, if you don't want to be bothered by the paps, why go to the #1 pap hangout spot in LA? She needs a celebrity boyfriend to keep her name and picture in the papers
Why are they following this talentless chick..the only thing she has going for her is pretty hair..a waste of space if you ask me..they only following her to get pics of her on a downward spiral after a shady breakup..only in American..build you up to tear you down
Re: tigrrrlilly – it is if your driving…
whoa
major meltdown in the works
poor hick
she'll be shackin up with Paves before we know it
She doesn't have makeup on. Is that a sin? Leave the poor girl alone. You don't look so hot yourself…
THE GIRL IS ALLOWED TO PARTY ONCE IN A WHILE, GEESH!!
super cool how close they are! im sorta close with my hair dresser thats cause i bring her chrome soda thought lol!
Her vagina smells like a rabid skunk!
People in LA are so stupid. Why would anyone swarm to see Jessica Simpson? Morons.
LOL! SHE'S LOOKS CUTE AND WASTED!
she does not look wasted. she does not have any or much makeup on. which is understandable if she just wants to lay low with guys right now and does not want to date. and you perez, perez's sister, mother or whoever you are, you are so full of it-'To say she looks a mess is an understatement. We sincerely hope she isn't drinking her feelings away. ' you have NEVER been sincere about anything. You would love to see her be an actually mess, drunk on the floor.
she's so lame! she needs a makeover asap!! everything is wrong w/ her look! her hair/ makeup or lack of / her Dress! Jessica grow up u lame ass you're almost 30 get your shit together girl, the dumb act looks really lame at 30
gee, you forgot to 'report' that they were there for KEN's BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH EVA, KIM k AND MARIO LOPEZ. JUST FRIENDS GOING OUT, NO NEED FOR HEAVY MAKEUP, ETC. and a bunch of paps and bloggers acting like assholes….job well done
He's so great. I can understand her need to act out right now after what she just went through.
Re: LizardKinG – She's clearly not getting in the driver's seat.
She just broke up with someone - why shouldn't she drink her feelings away? I do when I break up with someone, works wonders. Bring it on girl - have one of everything. And she looks great, pretty, not a lot of makeup and wasted, having fun with friends. Sounds good to me.
And did I mention what a nice friend he is, helping her to the car, we all need friends like that!
Yep, she looks a little drunk, but hey, I have seen alot worse than that.
She wasn't on any tables, she wasn't making out with anyone nasty, she did not flash us her boobies or her vag. She managed to get her drink on and do nothing truly shameful.
I say Bravo Jess!
She doesn't look bad. A girls not allowed to go out and have a few drinks these days? It's not like Jess is the new Tara Reid!! Get over it pumpkin head!!
perez is right on this one, i hate to say
she looks like a HOT MESS
seems like this chick is constantly turning to alcohol food or overexercising
does anyone else see rehab in her future?
I WISH I LOOKED LIKE THAT WITH OUT MAKE UP!
SO SHOULD YOU PEREZ
to those saying she doesn't look bad, Ya'll need your fucking eyes checked. Bitch looks like she was hit by an ugly stick. She isn't even 30 yet and look at the wrinkles on that face! She looks like a 40 yr old piece of trailer trash on the prowl.
She's lucky to have that Ken Paves guy as her friend. Gay guys always make the best friends for girls. And also there needs to be limitations on how far the paparazzi can go. They shouldn't be allowed to swarm someone like that to the point that they can't even get into their car. Ridiculous!
I feel for her. It's all so public! Jessie stay home girl and drink as much as you damn well pleased. But, stay out of the public eye like that! Don't go there you are so much better than that. Come on chin up~
WOW! SHE LOOKS REALLY GOOD!!!!
she is one of the few that still looks drop dead gorgeous even w/out all the makeup… not a big fan, but she really is a beautiful woman. like her more heavy, too— whatever else she is lacking, beauty is in abundance.
shes beautiful regardless
Look at Paves playing Superman. Is he the beneficiary of that ridiculous $25 thousand dollar fee for her hair and make-up? No wonder he tries to make himself indispensable. I'm certain Jess knows how to pick her way through a crowd. As a matter of fact, the girl looks like she could skate in a roller derby and handle herself just fine. It's all about the elbows. Don't swat over your head like Jude.
what the hell? she looks so awful lately! I'm a fan, too! she looks so washed out. i'm trying to figure out why.
OMG she looks so wasted.
We all over do it once in a while… she's lucky she's got a good friend in Ken Paves…. he obviously looks out for her…. very sweet
There's nothing wrong with this. I see a pretty, natural woman who looks nothing but scared of paps which are swarming her.
she looks like an ugly chelsea handler here….drinking booze will add years to ur face honey….figure it out
WOW! She looks way better & A LOT younger with no make-up! She looks adorable! Usually she looks a wreck.
Um when does this dog roll over and expire?
NOT talking about Ken Doll over there either.
That sucks, it was his Birthday. It should be the other way around.
"Don't vom"? Is this another "Amazeballs" thing?
STOP TRYING TO MAKE "FETCH" HAPPEN! IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
She is out tyring to get fame, show off her new hair do, and her new body. SO LAME!
Just another publicity stunt. Jessica always goes to where the paps hang out so she can have her picture taken. its the only way she can keep her face in the papers… Maybe Tony dumped her because she drinks alot. Everytime I see Jessica coming out of a restaurant, she looks loaded
ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fuckin tard