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Heidi Montag, holding her new Playboy cover.

Thoughts??????

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  1. 1

    UGLY BITCH



  2. 2

    TRASH!



  3. 3

    eww it looks like she has shit all over her stomach!



  4. 4

    why is this person even news?



  5. 5

    skank



  6. 6

    so degrading.



  7. 7

    wtf? she looks scared on the cover lmao



  8. 8

    nope. dont like it.



  9. 9

    I love Heidi



  10. 10

    If there was a way they could remove her face then the cover would look a lot better



  11. 11

    interesting….



  12. 12

    the world ends in 2012?



  13. 13

    she looks more scared than sultry..

  14. LPG says – reply to this


    14

    EW…



  15. 15

    ewie. i hope shes not all splotchy in her other pics.



  16. 16

    HO, HO, HO!



  17. 17

    Weird…should be dirt on her face of less on her body. Too fake even for playboy as is.



  18. 18

    she looks more ugly in real life… and the cover ain't that fantastic in the first place…



  19. 19

    Is that an illustration cover, instead of an actual photograph of the twat?



  20. 20

    What an attention Whore . Fucking Ugly face too.



  21. 21

    ewww.



  22. 22

    She looks hairy.



  23. 23

    not gunna lie, she's got a nice body but she should wear a bag on her head. OMFG she's so ugly!!!!!!!



  24. 24

    Their worst cover EVER!
    ZERO on the sexy scale. Let the jokes begin on those brown smudges.



  25. 25

    WE SHOULD TELL HER THAT GOD IS GONNA SEND HER TO HELL FOR MAKING COVERS FOR PLAYBOY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like shes sooooo christian shes a completly whore :)



  26. 26

    Her face is so freakin ugly! Geez…no wonder they covered half of it with that nasty hair. I am sorry but this chick needs to get a clue…She is not pretty! Seriously, does she look in the mirror??? She has a long horse face!



  27. 27

    thats one good christian.



  28. 28

    hot



  29. 29

    it was a good idea to cover most of her face with her hair.



  30. 30

    not gunna lie, she's got a nice body but she needs to wear a bag over her head. OMFG she's fugly!



  31. 31

    ewwwww



  32. 32

    skanky, ugly, just eww



  33. 33

    the dirty whore look seems oddly familiar to her



  34. 34

    she looks completely different on the cover.



  35. 35

    ick!



  36. 36

    ewww…whats wrong with her face?
    (face on the mag)



  37. 37

    PHOTOSHOP!



  38. 38

    i dont like her one bit.
    ew.



  39. 39

    somebody forgot to take out the TRASH this morning THE FAKEST BITCH IN HTOWN



  40. 40

    wow



  41. 41

    her face looks way too plastic… its god awful



  42. 42

    its not that bad i'm not even gonna lie
    heidi wouldn't be so annoying if it wasn't for spencer
    if she left his ass lonnnng agoooooo..she cold actually be a real star
    hahahha SIKE what the hell am i smoking???
    but the picture is nice



  43. 43

    Eww! Very "Mother Theresa" of her! Wait, I need to stop bashing her because I just don't want to play into their little fame game.



  44. 44

    im not too sure the ppl at playboy like her smearing her in God knos what AND she looks constipated, as if this pic was taken by an amateur



  45. 45

    yeashhh!
    its disqusting



  46. 46

    Can you say AIRBRUSH??!! lmao



  47. 47

    I love it!!!



  48. 48

    first??
    and ew gag
    shes so retarted, dear god.



  49. 49

    i'm trying to decide what is more fake–her smile or her weave?



  50. 50

    wow, it's so christian!



  51. 51

    H-O-R-E!!!



  52. 52

    It would be better if her hair was covering her ENTIRE face. Then I might have bought it. Doesn't that send some sort of message to you, Heidi? Why would the photographer cover ANY of your face if you had a pretty one? Oh yeah, her right implant is lopsided. God, what a shitty picture. Playboy should be ashamed.



  53. 53

    nice!

  54. LIP says – reply to this


    54

    ohhh… Dirty…



  55. 55

    EW!!!! wtf is that?!



  56. 56

    eh.



  57. 57

    its okayyy.
    she's kinda fake to me.



  58. 58

    That does look like she has shit on her stomach!



  59. 59

    UGGGHHHHHHH
    just when I thought speidi was fading away
    go away, stay away
    .
    btw, Speidi, Playboy is whack, has been for a while



  60. 60

    Yeah, that's what "Christians" do.



  61. 61

    Work it Girl!



  62. 62

    30 million chickens are being choked right now



  63. 63

    wow! kinda hot, but kind of… strange. the mud on her body. or w/e that is makes her look really tan. like burned. she still has a good body though. the bunny is cute. hope the spread it cuter though (:



  64. 64

    Disgusting. What a fake loser.



  65. 65

    my thoughts on this? ummm she loves attention? hahahha



  66. 66

    She looks dirty. So obviously, it's a step up for her.



  67. 67

    Seriously Heidi Montrash of all people?? I would rather see any other person from the Hills pose for Playboy!!



  68. 68

    Someone needs to tell her she does not look good. At all.

  69. LIsh says – reply to this


    69

    Why does it look like her skin is blocheee…. Is that on purpose? Is it supposed to look like she rolled around in the dirt or something??? Honestly I'm being serious, does anyone know??? I don't like that, maybe it's the way the light hit the cover since someone took a picture while she was holding the magazine. Well anyway, at least she's not naked!



  70. 70

    cute…………



  71. 71

    Was she in a serious fire?



  72. 72

    GO TO FUCKIN HELL!



  73. 73

    hoe



  74. 74

    she looks like she has no neck.



  75. 75

    SKANK…….
    I WONDER HOW MUCH THEY HAD TO PAY HUGH FOR THAT….????????????



  76. 76

    SLUT



  77. 77

    thats digusting



  78. 78

    She is so fake, she wants to act like she is a church girl and now she is on playboy ok whats next ???



  79. 79

    Frankly, I don't give damn!



  80. 80

    ill say it again…hoe



  81. 81

    she looks like she has no neck



  82. 82

    It could be better!



  83. 83

    eh, heidi is sooo weird.



  84. 84

    Make that I don't give A DAMN!



  85. 85

    She's trashy but with the dirt all over her she just looks like trash.



  86. 86

    it is ok but.. damn! All she represents is SO ugly! yikes



  87. 87

    hey botox lady, you're dirty! :D



  88. 88

    never liked her. still dont. shes a media whore.



  89. 89

    When the hell is she and her fake ass husband going to get shot already! Ergh I'm so sick of the two of them.



  90. 90

    Oh NOW I get it. Her claim to fame is that her father is Chewbacca.



  91. 91

    she actually looks cute. :) suprising.

  92. Jai says – reply to this


    92

    Not only does she look like shit, she looks like she's covered in it too.



  93. 93

    she looks like she needs a serious shower.

    (i hate it.)



  94. 94

    I think they knew the were working with dirt and the scum of LA streets, so they covered her IN dirt.



  95. 95

    eww…what a hoe.



  96. 96

    Suck it in & push out those fake boobies. Yuck. At least they captured how dirty she is.



  97. 97

    thats wierd. go away heidi



  98. 98

    great christian girl hey!! my left nut!!



  99. 99

    ewwwwwww



  100. 100

    Is she going to pray for Playboy to sell lots of magz!? With that hairy look, Heidi can star of "Harry and the Hendersons 2- Harry's dumb sister". WOOF!

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