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Heidi Montag, holding her new Playboy cover.
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UGLY BITCH
TRASH!
eww it looks like she has shit all over her stomach!
why is this person even news?
skank
so degrading.
wtf? she looks scared on the cover lmao
nope. dont like it.
I love Heidi
If there was a way they could remove her face then the cover would look a lot better
interesting….
the world ends in 2012?
she looks more scared than sultry..
EW…
ewie. i hope shes not all splotchy in her other pics.
HO, HO, HO!
Weird…should be dirt on her face of less on her body. Too fake even for playboy as is.
she looks more ugly in real life… and the cover ain't that fantastic in the first place…
Is that an illustration cover, instead of an actual photograph of the twat?
What an attention Whore . Fucking Ugly face too.
ewww.
She looks hairy.
not gunna lie, she's got a nice body but she should wear a bag on her head. OMFG she's so ugly!!!!!!!
Their worst cover EVER!
ZERO on the sexy scale. Let the jokes begin on those brown smudges.
WE SHOULD TELL HER THAT GOD IS GONNA SEND HER TO HELL FOR MAKING COVERS FOR PLAYBOY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like shes sooooo christian shes a completly whore
Her face is so freakin ugly! Geez…no wonder they covered half of it with that nasty hair. I am sorry but this chick needs to get a clue…She is not pretty! Seriously, does she look in the mirror??? She has a long horse face!
thats one good christian.
hot
it was a good idea to cover most of her face with her hair.
not gunna lie, she's got a nice body but she needs to wear a bag over her head. OMFG she's fugly!
ewwwww
skanky, ugly, just eww
the dirty whore look seems oddly familiar to her
she looks completely different on the cover.
ick!
ewww…whats wrong with her face?
(face on the mag)
PHOTOSHOP!
i dont like her one bit.
ew.
somebody forgot to take out the TRASH this morning THE FAKEST BITCH IN HTOWN
wow
her face looks way too plastic… its god awful
its not that bad i'm not even gonna lie
heidi wouldn't be so annoying if it wasn't for spencer
if she left his ass lonnnng agoooooo..she cold actually be a real star
hahahha SIKE what the hell am i smoking???
but the picture is nice
Eww! Very "Mother Theresa" of her! Wait, I need to stop bashing her because I just don't want to play into their little fame game.
im not too sure the ppl at playboy like her smearing her in God knos what AND she looks constipated, as if this pic was taken by an amateur
yeashhh!
its disqusting
Can you say AIRBRUSH??!! lmao
I love it!!!
first??
and ew gag
shes so retarted, dear god.
i'm trying to decide what is more fake–her smile or her weave?
wow, it's so christian!
H-O-R-E!!!
It would be better if her hair was covering her ENTIRE face. Then I might have bought it. Doesn't that send some sort of message to you, Heidi? Why would the photographer cover ANY of your face if you had a pretty one? Oh yeah, her right implant is lopsided. God, what a shitty picture. Playboy should be ashamed.
nice!
ohhh… Dirty…
EW!!!! wtf is that?!
eh.
its okayyy.
she's kinda fake to me.
That does look like she has shit on her stomach!
UGGGHHHHHHH
just when I thought speidi was fading away
go away, stay away
.
btw, Speidi, Playboy is whack, has been for a while
Yeah, that's what "Christians" do.
Work it Girl!
30 million chickens are being choked right now
wow! kinda hot, but kind of… strange. the mud on her body. or w/e that is makes her look really tan. like burned. she still has a good body though. the bunny is cute. hope the spread it cuter though (:
Disgusting. What a fake loser.
my thoughts on this? ummm she loves attention? hahahha
She looks dirty. So obviously, it's a step up for her.
Seriously Heidi Montrash of all people?? I would rather see any other person from the Hills pose for Playboy!!
Someone needs to tell her she does not look good. At all.
Why does it look like her skin is blocheee…. Is that on purpose? Is it supposed to look like she rolled around in the dirt or something??? Honestly I'm being serious, does anyone know??? I don't like that, maybe it's the way the light hit the cover since someone took a picture while she was holding the magazine. Well anyway, at least she's not naked!
cute…………
Was she in a serious fire?
GO TO FUCKIN HELL!
hoe
she looks like she has no neck.
SKANK…….
I WONDER HOW MUCH THEY HAD TO PAY HUGH FOR THAT….????????????
SLUT
thats digusting
She is so fake, she wants to act like she is a church girl and now she is on playboy ok whats next ???
Frankly, I don't give damn!
ill say it again…hoe
she looks like she has no neck
It could be better!
eh, heidi is sooo weird.
Make that I don't give A DAMN!
She's trashy but with the dirt all over her she just looks like trash.
it is ok but.. damn! All she represents is SO ugly! yikes
hey botox lady, you're dirty!
never liked her. still dont. shes a media whore.
When the hell is she and her fake ass husband going to get shot already! Ergh I'm so sick of the two of them.
Oh NOW I get it. Her claim to fame is that her father is Chewbacca.
she actually looks cute.
suprising.
Not only does she look like shit, she looks like she's covered in it too.
she looks like she needs a serious shower.
(i hate it.)
I think they knew the were working with dirt and the scum of LA streets, so they covered her IN dirt.
eww…what a hoe.
Suck it in & push out those fake boobies. Yuck. At least they captured how dirty she is.
thats wierd. go away heidi
great christian girl hey!! my left nut!!
ewwwwwww
Is she going to pray for Playboy to sell lots of magz!? With that hairy look, Heidi can star of "Harry and the Hendersons 2- Harry's dumb sister". WOOF!