Your First Look!!!
Heidi Montag, holding her new Playboy cover.
Thoughts??????
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Seems Justin Bieber is in a lot of trouble this Memorial Day weekend.
Yesterday afternoon, The Biebs decided to do a little shopping with his girlfriend Selena Gomez at an outdoor mall in Calabasas. While the exact details of the fight have yet to be released, SEVERAL sources have confirmed that Justin got into a physical altercation with a paparazzo, who was trying to snap the winning pic of the darling pair.
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HORSEFACE!!!! its not even gonna be nude?? I bet she was trying to keep that secret as long as she could…now even LESS people will see it. Go big or go home!!! It's like a car crash, its terrible, but you cant help but look!!! Any sales the mag WOULD have gotten for people interested in what a HORSE-VAG looks like will no longer be interested…
i'd rather see what ceiling eyes looks like naked
i wonder if they photoshopped out her crabs??
Looks like she had a bad run in with some spray tan. Eewwww. Hate her and her stupid husband. TRASH! Can't believe Playboy put her in the mag. Hef must be losing his touch and letting anybody be in the magazine.
pure trash she's not even particularly nice to look at such a tramp
Wow they covered her in mud. How appropriate.
well it makes sense that she looks so proud.. it's pretty much the closest thing to a accomplishment in her life…
Oh I get it, the headline says "The dirt" so she's covered in dirt. Wow Playboy, that's true genius.
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JESUS LOVES YOU HEIDI!
I don't get this cover…i mean she is covered in poo or dirt and yet none is on her face, her hair or her white bathing suit. Like if your gonna go for a sexy dirty look, you need to fully embrace the dirt…a little on the cheek some on the bikini. It is a perfect representation of heidi's persona…completely staged Bad cover playboy, bad!!!!
TRASH.
wow incredible… she gets top be on the cover of playboy for be a nobody. Wow, impressive! Who would of thought a rich girl frm Laguna Beach and The Hills would end up being so trashy?
She looks hot i'll admit, good concept for the cover… but I wish they'd just go the fuck away already!
Ew Nasty.
I'm surprised Hef would allow his Playboy Bunny Logo on THAT.
EW!
There is absolutely nothing sexy about this girl, and I don't know why…she is just very forgettable
one word for this magazine cover, fugly.
i think its safe to say that this one is going to be the worst selling issue.
LMFAO!! so gross!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought the idea of putting someone on a cover was to sell mags, not scare people away from buying them. hahahaha, dumb "christian" bitch.
They have got to be the ugliest, stupidest, most annoying people on fricken Earth. Nice work fuckheads!!!
i think its cute
wow, she literally looks like the piece of dirt she is! (:
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It would have been a good cover if she wasn't covered in mud, or at least if she had a different facial expression…
fecophilia much?
Heidi is so hot and noone can deny that. She looks FANTASTIC. HOT HOT HOT. I'll be buying this mag 4 sure!
can we say photo shop….it looks like they glued her head onto a better body…pooor poor fish!
DISGUSTING! I bet she would love Al to stick his fat cock in her ass nasty bitch. Jesus doesn't love skank whores but nobodies like flesh colored beard do. SLUT.
Oh my god she looks horrible! Her face doesn't look even one bit attractive in this… I don't know which is funnier.. This or her home video "music video" and wtf is on her body!?
when i first saw this i thought she was kidding and glued her face to some butch woman. but then i actually realized that its not a joke, and that its for real heidi. jesus would be proud
EWWW- but very appropriate that she appears 2 b covered in shit. Dirty whore!
she should really stay away from playboy…. playboy is too good 4 her..
looks like a baddd tan
I think she's a media whore!!
It looks like she shaved the bunny logo into some kind of mutant happy trail. Fucking disgusting.
Oh my god she looks horrible! Her face doesn't even look one bit attractive in this.. I don't know which is more funny…this or her home video "music video" and wtf is on her body!?
nasty
why do we even care about her?
as a person shes useless!
i personally watch the hills just to see how mean spencer can be to her and how much more she will take from him lol
HELLO IF YOUR GONNA BE IN PLAYBODY THEN YOU SHOULD BE NAKED
WHY are you guys even giving this couple any free PR? They are just worthless
Christian Republicans. Stop promoting these people, there are so many other creative souls out there . STOP.
uhm is this like 2009 2 girls one cup or something?? looks like she has crap smeared all over her…spencer is a odd guy
I thought she said it was going to be tasteful. Dirtiest cover I've ever seen.
fug
Well at least she confirms that she rolls in shit.
I white bikini with not a drop of shit on it? They should have dumped it over her head Carrie style.
OMG this is so something she would do… :0)
Eww, she is so fugly.
why is she covered in poo? just askin
What's this about Kurt Vonnegut??
her face looks horrid thats why they covered half of it with her hair.. whats showing still sucks! but her body looks great!
www.eyetorres.com
she's a talentless, horse-faced scag.
not so long they did a thing where someone said paris hilton should jus go away i lik paris way more then this chick n her bitch they need to go away
"Thoughts??????" WELL,shes still a ugly airhead with a remarkable horseface,despite a little makeup and photoshop,hugh hefner really hits rock bottom with this one,playboy is over and out.
This talentless fuckdoll needs to get her throat jammed on camera with some seemen from ray j so spencer can go shot himself in the face and survive all blind with his face fucked up,NEXT!!!
did she do something with her face…?
it looks different….
Ugh…I can't stand this girl.
..Why is she famous again? She's trash!
eww
OOHH an article about Tarantino!
trashy whore
she looks like a moon faced tranny
GOD DAMNIT!! i think her face looks like a banana!
U GUYS ARE ALL H8TA'S. ST8 Up. Tha Cover is HOT. n I'm so TEAM HEIDI!
Is that a bad sunburn? Wth is that?
uhh not so nice….
I hate this HYPOCHRISTIAN bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant freakinn standd her.!
sheee is theee mostt fakestt personn aliveeee.!
shee is freakinn trashhh,, andd has a dickk of a boyyfrienddd orr husbandd.!
whattever he is too her.!
Who knew the Pratts were into Scat play?? (Perez, do us all a favor & ban this worthless couple from your site).
dirty.what`s sexy about that?
Wow that cover is ugly. And I'm not just talking about Heidi. What's with the fonts?? There's like at least 12 different kinds of them, in 3 different colours! It's all over the place. Makes the cover look incredibly cheap and tacky. They should fire their whole graphic design department IMO.
ugly fame whore
It's hilarious how she went to a movie premiere to show it off. She leaked her own damn magazine.
OMG its just a cover you dont have to tell the whole world about it !
this is like the 3 time i have seen her showing people the cover of her !
What the fuck i thought she was a fucken christian? that lying bitch?!
- n e l l y
she looks stupid
ooohh godd…
when is this gunna end??
this is the tackiest cover ive ever seen on playboy…. perfect for this skank. she looks so gross!!!!! hopefully playboy did this on purpose to make her look like the idiot she is! whats even worse…the pictures of douchebag spencer kissing the cover. wtf?? is he the biggest moron ever or what?? please join E and quit reporting anything about these 2 losers!!
Wow, she even found a way to make her cover look ridiculous! Spencer, keep pimping your girl out- that's the only reason you two are still around! I'm surprised he isn't on the cover peeking his head out behind her! Hopefully one of these days we can just ignore their pathetic cries for attention so that we no longer have to endure looking at them and providing them with the attention they are so desperately craving!
tranny alert
Exhale honey!!!!!!
slutty trash
FUCKING EWWWWWWWWW!! she sucks just like playboy now! ew ew ew
Corner Store Whore.
Eh,
what is that on her stomach?
Looks like she rolled around in shit or something!
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UGLY. one eye covered, and her knuckles on the right side look retarded and just looks awkward. sorry but, not cute
Selling out the female gender. This warrants a punch in the kitty.
Wow… arent the girls suppose to look sexy in that magizine?? She looks dirty… and her face looks like she belongs in a scary movie poster… Its like a murder movie based on play boy… Horrible.
She looks like a burn victim.
WOW!!! what a dirty tramp! her and her stupid "husband" are white trash hillbillies!!! why are they on tv??? my pet rock has more talent then the 2 of them!!!!! and it's probably smarter too!!
I do not even know how such an ugly skank can get on Playboy… What happened to it being about good looking girls? If I want to see shit like that I would goto the homeless shelter.