Screech Dishes Bayside Lies Dirt!!!

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What a skeez!!

Ten years after leaving Saved by the Bell, Dustin Diamond is releasing a tell-all memoir about the experience.

The book promises "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying!"

We find that hard to believe!!!

Not only did his former publisher, Gotham, drop him, but the cast claims that he's full of shiz!

"This book is freaking incredible!" said Diamond's literary agent, Jarred Weisfeld. "Everyone that reads it loves it, and [it] is truly one of my favorites of all time."

What lit agent tells the media that the material is "freaking incredible?"

Douche representing douche!!!

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    Posted: Aug 7, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this  »

    92 comments to “Screech Dishes Bayside Lies Dirt!!!”



    1. 1

      he is such a douche… and a ugly fucker



    2. 2

      This is SUPER old news. Even you have reported on it before.



    3. 3

      I just read the People magazine article about Saved By The Bell and Diamond is not far off. However, I think he is exaggerating. In the People article, his cast members did admit that they went to adult clubs and that they did all date each other at one point or another but I doubt they did everything that he is going to write about. But being a huge fan of the show back when it was on twenty years ago, I would read it. I crushed on Zach in a big way.



    4. 4

      who cares???? MPG already joked about everything that Screech might write about.. he's such a loser.

    5. Punki says – reply to this


      5

      who the hell sends 'warm vibrations'? you're one to call out someone's choise of words mario!



    6. 6

      this guy is almost as much as big of a douche as you are perez.



    7. 7

      He is such an idiot…who cares if they all fucked eachother or did drugs. I sure dont give a rats ass…. Screech is just mad that no one cared about his ugly ass then and no on cares about it now.



    8. 8

      He should write a biography and call it, "Dustin Diamond: Behind the Douchebag" Seriously though, u know this thing is filled with lies and shit he made up. I mean come on, of the whole cast he is the only one who has hit rock bottom so why the hell would i believe anything that comes out of his mouth?



    9. 9

      why do all dirty fuckdouches live and good people die young? drop a bomb on hollywood please



    10. 10

      Guy#1- "I just read the most amazing script i've ever read"
      Guy#2- "Who Wrote it?"
      Guy#1- "I did"

      lol



    11. 11

      Re: berrybaby

      no one cares about his FAT ass now. at least back then he was skinny



    12. 12

      i can only imagine what a sad and lonely loser must lead.
      RIGHT PEREZ???



    13. 13

      He got issues. Talkin' outta his A$$…



    14. 14

      "Ten years after leaving Saved by the Bell" TEN years? Perez/Barbie = you seriously need to get out of the blog business. There has NEVER been anyone as bad at it as you.



    15. 15

      nobody cares for somthing that happened like 20 years ago, even if it did happen. i have no desire to read a book by some guy that needs his fans to pay his house payment, hes a douche.



    16. 16

      That's just wrong. He needs the money.



    17. 17

      He's grown up to be quite a man…..not



    18. 18

      No Problem.. I would read the book….Maybe once . I like humor, tabloid style books, that why i like perez book.
      Cant wait.



    19. 19

      he needs to move on and get a real job



    20. 20

      Perez, stop talking about him your are helping him to become more famous…and you are looking like an idiot frustrated with a 90´s tv show! get over it!! LOSER



    21. 21

      that's right perez douche representing douche….that good me wondering why is hollywood so full of douchebags?



    22. 22

      Re: Queen_Starr – i must agree with u ”'DUSTIN DIAMOND: BEHIND THE DOUCHEBAG” WOULD HAVE BEEN A CATCHIER TITTLE



    23. 23

      he makes me sick



    24. 24

      so. gross. is he a magician now?



    25. 25

      He is a HAS BEEN. No one cares.



    26. 26

      He really skeeves me out…jeez. Really, i mean what does he think he's entitled to?

      Screech, go away before I or AC Slater push you in the locker! hahahaaha



    27. 27

      Of course the guys gonna say that. He want's to recoup his $.No normal person would give this guy spit for water.



    28. 28

      oohhh so Perez! What ever happened between you and the BEP?? You seem to not be updating us!



    29. 29

      Its one of this guy's favorite books of all time???
      We'll that statement right there tells me this book is full of shit, because they guy sounds like a gross skeeze, used car salesman, who favorite literary work is the articles in playboy!
      Actually those might even be too deep for this guy!
      Green eggs and ham may be more his style, the pictures are pretty and its super fun to rhyme!

      Screech just keeps getting creepier. Just looking at him reminds me of some ones creepy uncle who likes to play naked charades with the nieces and nephews!



    30. 30

      He is such a douche bag did anybody see him on that weightloss show i did sadly! hes such an ass i wish he'd go away or something



    31. 31

      I had to check to see if I was actually on the most recent posts…. How is this different than what you've posted before about it?



    32. 32

      Re: Scene_GIrl

      Yeah, I did. He was a worthless piece of shit! Harvey owned him and he knows it. My question to Dustin is, Why? WHY? WHY did you make a porno with your girlfriend (aka slut)? I bought one of the those stupid shirts you made to save your house……..now i use it to wash my car.

      Btw, no offense Scene girl but…..it's over….



    33. 33

      Re: The Sound Stage – He may have been skinny but he was still ugly lmao. Seriously though…how sad is it that he had to become such a fucking asshole?

    34. @v@ says – reply to this


      34

      It's so good his literary agent is going to create a literary prize and they will present it to themselves.



    35. 35

      EWww!!!



    36. 36

      Re: berrybaby

      Omarosa, berrybaby, Omarosa!

      It's that bitches syndrome that is getting to be contagious on cheap & overly hyped up "reality" shows. Like the one that this blogger had…he had Amy Winehouse, could've had Lady GaGa also….but it was over before she came around.



    37. 37

      BigDaddyMagnum says,
      "If I got behind him, would Mr. Diamond live up to his 'Screech' Name? I think so."



    38. 38

      Re: rockstar93 – listen say what you want about the rest of these TAINT lickers but please leave Dr. Seuss out of it!!!



    39. 39

      Re: Dumpster baby

      LMAO, marry me.



    40. 40

      FAMEWHORE
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      AT
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      IT'
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      FINEST!!!



    41. 41

      Attention whore.
      Possibly even a bigger douche than you perez!?….
      NAH…..



    42. 42

      cabn't believe he spend all his money and his putting on his hooker-mode



    43. 43

      I would purchase!



    44. 44

      Re: the squirrel – fans??? he doesn't have any left…the only fan this guy has is the person publishing his book.



    45. 45

      Good for him…too bad I won't waste my time reading his shit…haha what's next me watching Fox news?? haha



    46. 46

      He looks and acts like a pedo. All the comes out of his mouth is lies.



    47. 47

      I guess he has to eat somehow…haha



    48. 48

      I don't care, I will still read that shiz.



    49. 49

      Re: Paris France – Good morning gorgeous.



    50. 50

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    51. 51

      I hate Dustin Diamond…he's ugly as hell, and he's fucking dumb. If he died, I don't think anybody would care…he's not even considered a human sized dildo, because at least dildos are useful!



    52. 52

      He is one ugly fucker but seriously what could he have actually written about that would have any interest to anyone ?
      Weren't they like 12 years old on save by the bell ?
      Isn't there a law about that?



    53. 53

      Screech needs to get over it! Whatever issues he has, get some help, deal with it and GET OVER IT!!!



    54. 54

      wow. douche… would be the only word to totaly describe him.
      i use to watch saved by the bell every morning befor i headed out to school.
      it was the only thing that was on..lol :/



    55. 55

      What an idiot.



    56. 56

      Yeah but he stayed on the show after everyone left. Anyone remember Saved By The Bell: The New Class? Perhaps there are wild stories from those days and he's playing off of everyone's interest in the original cast.



    57. 57

      Re: Disturbed – He was on longer than everyone else.



    58. 58

      I don't understand why he would want to air peoples dirty laundry to the media via book publishing or any other outlet. He obviously doesn't have respect people.



    59. 59

      what idiot says amazeballs?



    60. 60

      eww im tired of even looking at him!! u shouldnt even give him any attention, thats all he wants, anyways. what a lame ass weirdo.LOL. so desperate for a comeback, its amazingly SAD!!



    61. 61

      DOUCHE CHILL



    62. 62

      Zack Morris FTW!



    63. 63

      Dustin needs to go die in a fire. He's a scum bag.



    64. 64

      He's just mad bc he is ulgy and nobody likes him. I loved when he was on CFC and tried to act all bad ass. He just looked so patehic and gayyyyyy.

      I serioly hopes no one buys this book why give this ulgy jew more money to pay for more hookers for another sex tape.



    65. 65

      Wow they slept with each other and did drugs, that's so much different than every other teen cast tv show! Is this supposed to be shocking? If he is lying I hope the other cast members sue him for slander, he is such a piece of poo!



    66. 66

      OMG i saw one of his movies once, was like a geek tryna be cool, like zac effron out of 17 again dressed as K-fed…… What a disaster!



    67. 67

      he shoulda called erkel for some post-dork pointers…it's a sin, the guy is just a dick and his head is shaped like one too



    68. 68

      Re: BlondeBlondy – @ 59 - you apparently didn't see any episodes of celebrity fit club on vhi…….he's a complete ass……



    69. 69

      can someone just kill this asshole now??? come on even if this shit is true, who the fuck cares, whats it about… we had a beer and two of them kissed? big fucking deal….
      just waiting for the lawsuits…. dont spend your money to fast, gonna need it for the lawyers



    70. 70

      He probably is writing about The New Class. Remember that they kept the show going way longer than they should have, with new people after Zack et. al. graduated from Bayside? The unknowns who starred after that (Jonathan Angel? Spankee Rodgers?) were probably bangin' their faces off while high on meth.



    71. 71

      Omg dude get a life!

    72. ozmed says – reply to this


      72

      he is such a douche the only people that like him is his family, and that is being generous.



    73. 73

      What an embarrassing cover. Does he think he's a magician? And i hope that saved by the bell pix isn't really on the cover.

    74. mjl says – reply to this


      74

      he's a jew. obviously he's a dirtbag who wants more money, money, money!



    75. 75

      He is such a LOOOOOOOSER!



    76. 76

      OMG! he's just jealous nobody from the cast would sleep or party with him.



    77. 77

      ANYTHING FOR PUBLICITY…..THEN AGAIN….MAKES YOU WONDER HOW MUCH IS TRUE…IT WAS ALREADY AIRED YEARS AGO THAT lARK VOORHEES, WHO PLAYED THE CHARACTER OF LISA, WAS SEVERLY HOOKED ON COCAINE. IT COST HER HER CAREER AND HER RELATIONSHIP WITH MARTIN LAWRENCE. SO SAD. SHE WAS TALENTED AND SO BEAUTIFUL.



    78. 78

      he does know that most of the country wants him to fall off the planet right? screech need a push? off the 12th floor ill be more than glad to give you a hand! dumb ass



    79. 79

      what's with the jazz hands pose?



    80. 80

      LAME



    81. 81

      Seriously, in the dictionary under "Douche Clog" there should be a picture of this guy, but he would probably take it as a compliment. He is as ugly on the inside as he is on the outside.. probably even more if that's even possible. No value as a human being at all. Disgusting waste of life.



    82. 82

      Re: djnv2009 – Agreed! Why would you expose your old friends (some of which actually still have careers or a family) just to make money? Fucked up.



    83. 83

      Re: businessdiva2004 – Umm, Lark had done a few movies and appearances since SBTB. I don't think it fucked up her career THAT bad.



    84. 84

      Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – Afternoon Hottie~~~



    85. 85

      Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – OMG your new pic is the "Da Bomb"
      Love it!! MUAH!



    86. 86

      When is this guy going to put a bullet in his head already. ENOUGH!



    87. 87

      He is so stupid!!!



    88. 88

      what a duche. he must need that extra money now… lol



    89. 89

      Re: Paris France – Thanx girl, I wish is was me though, it's the beautiful actress Megan Good.



    90. 90

      Hey Perez, didn't you once take a lie detector test on hear to prove you made out with John Mayer, do you have the same lit agent as Dustin?



    91. 91

      He is an ugly, fat, idiot loser! He is grasping for anything to convince himself that he is worthwhile! Nobody likes him. Nobody cares! Especially seeing how he acted on the "I'm a Fat loser who thinks too highly of myself show!"
      He needs to bow out gracefully and go away!



    92. 92

      I heard he has a big dick.