R-Patz Sitting In A Tree…
Filed under: Jimmy Fallon > Robert Pattinson > Kristen StewartOkay, not really. He doesn't have time for that sort of thing.
But, last night Jimmy Fallon unveiled his new comedy website in which he'll post videos impersonating Robert Pattinson discussing various topics.
His first topic: Shark Week.
It's mildly humorous, at best, but what we love the most is K-Stew's appearance!
Yes, Kristen Stewart makes an appearance and we won't lie - it's probably the best work she's ever done.
So poised, so eloquent. We were stunned.
Watch her brilliant, and Jimmy's mediocre, performance (above)!
Posted: August 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm
HAHAHAHA @ the kstew commentary perez
hahahah, when rpattz talks it sounds WAYYY hotter than that.
Bet you wish your fatass could be sitting in that tree
That is fuckin hilarious…K-stew as a blowup doll!!!!
ps. we need more daily rpattz!
Spot on. Sorry Perez your K-Patz really is a Putz
Haha! I actually thought it was pretty funny, but that's just my opinion!
Love him! That was hilarious. The doll part was pretty funny…you talking about "Kristen's performance"? Not so much. You just don't like her because she is not a young boy.
lmao the blow up doll?
Huge Catherine Tate ripoff. Ain't bovvered, Jimmy Fallon? Ain't bovvered, though?
what? so stupid. guy is not funnny!!!
that was quite possibly the dumbest shit i've ever seen. mildy humorous is giving it too much credit perez
Boring.
But obviously better than the actual stupid shitty "Twilight"
…..And stop hating on kristin, you jealous hypocrite fat fuck!
I choose SHARK WEEK any time over Twilight still havent seen that movie and don't want to
Totally not a Twilight/R Patz fan but, damn, Fallon could not be less funny. Why does he still have a show?
jimmy is hilarious as rob
i love jimmy fallon.he has a major case of gay face but still
"copy fishes" that made me laugh lol i dunno maybe im in a werid mood, but i laughed through most of this. i love jimmy.
i love this video!!!!!!!!!! i think it's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: iwuvvperez:) – i agree!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sooo good
I watched this to see K-Stews great performance thinking you were being sarcastic because she sucks….needless to say I had a great laugh when she showed up on screen…oscar worthy performance!!!!!!
Didn't you already post this last month or so?
not all that funny.
and fuck man, stop hatin on that girl already.
Catherine Tate should sue. He is not original. Maybe she is "not bovered". I don't know.
im entertained.
too funny!
Funny how the two women you have most, Vanessa and Kristen, happen to be the women who make out with the guys you want to sleep with most.
it would be funny if he had actual twilight cast members make cameos or get people to play them and have some kind of banter going on.
Aww, Kristen isn't bad. better than Rob the Douchebag.
How is that even funny? That is poor.
I like Jimmy, but this is lame and unfunny.
Okay, first of all, we get: you don't like kristen stewart. Second, that was not even "mildy funny."
lol funny
lmao! i loved it! awesome.
this isn't funny at all actually i mean he does a horrible impression of rpatz doing edward cullen…since when does he have a poorly imitated british accent? lame…and kristen stewart is a great actress and portrays bella perfectly..sorry if she takes up too much on screen love time with your obsession of robert pattison
lol i remeber watchin this last night. this is hilarious [:
OMGGGG he is not funny! I cant believe hes hosting late night.
Great idea and if he tightens his material that could be a winner. Good fun.
Re: crimzoid –
now thats funny- good point.
uhhh that was low blow with Kstew as the blow up doll…its getting really fucking old
That's the best acting I've ever seen Rob do!
Hilarious. Love Fallon.
HAHAHAHA, so true, thats the best acting ive ever seen her do
Can we say go away Jim Fallon already? That smell of desperation just reeks! Lesson here, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Maybe there's a small chance to mend things–go beg SNL to take you back, seriously….
LMFAO this is hilarrrriousss.
SHARKS. BOTHER. ME.
hahahahaha!
What the fuck do you have against jimmy? He is the man and this is hilarious.
WTF…NOT FUNNY….. I give it 1 out of 5 stars
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hahaha K-stew was totally faboosh.
&& i like shark week =] hahahaha
that was hilarious lol
i can't watch it! aaaaarrrrgggg
i knew it!! i fuckin knew she wasn't really coming out
ugh ur an asshole dude, cut that shit out already, ur getting boring
Re: Cheetos123 – ha! ino! everyone surpasses that,
hes not a good actor at all! he looks constipated most of the time in twilight
Sooo this is what you think is funny? Wow you have no tatse, but then again look at what you wear && act. Yea we can see that. Dumb shit this was..
wow, hilariouss.. i didnt laugh oncee
I love Kristin Stewart. The whole, "probably the best work she's ever done" stuff was pretty low and not that funny…
ha ha perez.
ha ha.
NOT!
Buurrrnn!
And P.S. Jimmy Fallon, that sketch was really terrible. Needs work, buddy.
lol that never gets old hahahahahaha perez finally nice to k-stew
its not funny @ all
lmfao, i thought perez was being serious for a moment.
way too funny! x]
Re: crimzoid – please don't put vanessa and kristen together in the same sentence. Vanessa is a desperate HOE ans kristen is way way more classier than that bitch will ever b ZAC is beyond blind
okay funny jimmy but keep dreamin of being edward or rob cuz u will never b either of them and perez stop hating on kristen she is gorgeous and u just wish u were her to have ur way with rob
incredibly stupid. and stop hating on K-stew…its pathetic
just by liking this video and describing it as a mildly hilarious video shows how stupid you really are….it wasnt funny at all!
perez, you make it so easy for people to dislike you.
hhahahahah at first i thought she did come out in the video haha…oh its so you perez! haha
That was more than mediocre. It was hilarious!
hahaha that was great!
hahhahaha
What happened?? It doesnt work in Canada
HILARIOUS!!!!! Hahaha I LOVE Twilight But This Is Pretty Funny xD Haha Oh And I LOVE Your Site Perez Unlike All These Stupid Haters ;D
I thought this was fucking hilarious. COPYCAT… fishes…copyfishes!
I LOVE IT!!! LMAO!!!
hahahaahahahahahahahaa omg fucking funny
haha.I have to say that was funny!
Utterly disgusting! Perez is a deeply disturbed pedophile, who has extreme envy for young women. His views are warped by his insecurities and it is a shame so many young people follow his hate. Lady Gaga has been photographed topless, but god forbid any other girl goes topless she is a slut. She did play it smart though, she has her pet right where she wants him. So desperate for attention and fame, this unintelligent little piglet has no idea how toxic he really is.
ha ha ha! i
Jimmy needs to find a new hobby..not too funny..couldnt find anyone better to play kristen!
STOP HATING ON PEREZ!! funny that people hate on him, must mean he is doing something right!! i mean after all u idiots hate him but came on to site to stalk him HA
But it was funny just not nice..to make fun of them like that..
HAHAAH this is HILARIOUS!!!
hahah i dont pee!!!
LMFAO!!!! OMG! It's sad, but it's so true. This really is Kristen's best performance and it's only because she doesn't attempt to act here!!! I don't see what Rob sees in her, she's not even attractive…
Re: msscandal – Did you even read the book??? I've dozens of people that have never even read the book and just saw the movie say what a horrible performance that girl gave. Whether she did bad as bella or is rumored to be dating RPattz means nothing. If you look at any movie she has been in in the past it is the same exact monotone performance she always gives. I think she looks like bella when she is dressed up to be her, but other than that there are no similarities and if you're on Perez Hilton's website following him…. maybe you should stop giving him shit since you obviously like to keep updated on what he has to say.