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Spencer Is Well Versed In Art

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Spencer Pratt could not stifle his pride about Heidi's Playboy spread on Thursday at the G.I. Joe premiere.

He gushed to reporters:

"Beautiful art.  Not, like, Picasso art - real beautiful art, you know what I'm saying? 

See her powerful curves.  They are powerful! 

It's an honor.  I feel like I did something great, like I should get a trophy!"

We thought Heidi was the trophy. 

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Aug 7, 2009 at 7:00 pm / Email this  »
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    1. lysh says – reply to this


      1

      GET. OVER. YOURSELVES.



    2. 2

      What a motherfucking loser.



    3. 3

      those two are just creepy… :P i have no idea why, but they creep me out… whaha



    4. 4

      FUCKEN IDIOTS.



    5. 5

      wow what an eloquent speaker…. yea not really

    6. Aenji says – reply to this


      6

      crazy dude saying crazy things. who cares…



    7. 7

      He's such a fucking idiot. She has no curves, she's just skin and bones with fake fun bags. I wouldn't consider that art either, I just see a skank covered in dirt. Spencer Prat does not know shit about art.



    8. 8

      HE IS SUCH A DOUCHE



    9. 9

      Could this fucking guy be anymore of a tool?



    10. 10

      Spencer is the biggest dumbass in the world. And they are both ugly :D



    11. 11

      Im thoroughly confused… WHO LIKES THESE PEOPLE? Enough to buy a magazine of her? Really?

      .
      .
      Really?



    12. 12

      Sure, Spencer, you get a trophy.
      Asswipe of the Year!!
      Congrats, that's 2 years in a row!



    13. 13

      trash. can we lose him in the dump he belongs in at any time now?



    14. 14

      the whole thing is creepy



    15. 15

      WHAT A DICK!
      Ya curves…How much did you pay for them again?



    16. 16

      Perez you just need to stop giving this couple any free PR. Really we don't care about these people, we don't respect these people and we don't give a rat's ass about what Spence thinks about his dumb fuck wife . So STOP this Perez.



    17. 17

      Um…you stopped doing stories on Tila Tequila because she is a fucking moron…how about doing the same with these two since E! Channel did a survey and now don't do any media on them.

      Also…they raised how much for Red Cross? Seriously. She doesn't even get naked.



    18. 18

      I hope Picasso comes and beats your ass.



    19. 19

      Geez I wish they would get hit by a bus!



    20. 20

      Re: twinkicoo – You said it!



    21. 21

      Shameless. I bet he would literally sell Heidi to the highest bidder if he could.



    22. 22

      Hey Perez, could you start a premium site with these two, like, NEVER on it? Cause I'd totally pay for that!



    23. 23

      THROW HIM DOWN A WELL (AND THE REPORTERS WHO QUOTED HIM TOO)



    24. 24

      i hate them soo much, Heidi is soo dumb and Spencer is a freak!!!

    25. @v@ says – reply to this


      25

      He actually doesn't look like the big hairy creature from Star Wars here.
      I give them a hard time, but they should make bank while they can. I haven't seen the pics inside the mag, but I just hope they haven't sold out too much of his wife. They've built a career on practically nothing, so it might also fizzle fast.



    26. 26

      Fugly douchebag.



    27. 27

      OHHHHHHHHHHH, you need a trophy alright, Mr.! Two feet in your ass, maybe. ICK. She isn't worthy of her paycheck but you are DEFINITELY not worthy, Mr. Pratt. Just EEEEEEEEEEEEEW!



    28. 28

      her curves aren't even real, fucking boob job bitch.



    29. 29

      I once heard "Howdy Spency" say he wants a career in politics some day. Those picures will come in very handy… for his opponent to beat his behind!!!
      These people make me want to puke! WOOF!



    30. 30

      Is that a scratch and sniff magazine cover, or a snatch and lick??? Either way—he is a fuckin pig faced moron



    31. 31

      Oh my god I swear Spencer just annoys me more and more! He is such an awful human being! I could never put up with him as a friend or family member let alone marry him!

      Ergh!



    32. 32

      This guy is just a total ass. Every media outlet needs to do what E! did and ban them both!



    33. 33

      "I feel like I did something great." What the f*** did you do, dude? Apparently, this was timed to have the issue come out on Spencer's birthday. Any husband who is that excited/proud about millions of people seeing your naked a** is not worth your time…oh I'm sorry, you two deserve each other.



    34. 34

      Spencer is definitely botoxing his forehead. Ick!

    35. tay<3 says – reply to this


      35

      HE MAKES ME SICK BLECKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    36. 36

      Spencer doesn't know shit about art. His wife is a whore. He is a dick.. I wish he would get hit by a bus.



    37. 37

      i love spence- hes so fucking entertaining. . .



    38. 38

      she's an idot and he's a total fukn duochebag !!!!!!!!!



    39. 39

      eh meant to spell "idiot" with that last comment



    40. 40

      Re: titismack – shut the fuck up bitch and go find a lady gagag post to annoy people over!!! go the fuck AWAY!!! PLEASE!!!!



    41. 41

      omg. this guy is a IDIOT. what the FUCK! he didnt do anything. srsly. wow..i am amazed at the stupidity of these people.



    42. 42

      Spencer=Tool



    43. 43

      Is he secretly a genius with a 140 IQ, and not only is he pretending to be a giant asshat who is also incredibly stupid?
      If that is not the case, then why is the universe heaping so much luck on such a worthless waste of space?



    44. 44

      Why do you keep reporting on them, I think I am sick!!!!



    45. 45

      WE SHOULD THORW HIM A TROPHY, thats wat he should get.



    46. 46

      Spenser is such a douche. I also think that picture of Heidi is just horrible



    47. 47

      Ewww. Spencer looks like a werewolf and Heidi has the biggest noggin I've ever seen.



    48. 48

      This talentless fuckdoll needs to get her throat jammed on camera with some seemen from ray j so spencer can go shot himself in the face and survive all blind with his face fucked up,NEXT!!!!!!!!!!



    49. 49

      I don't know about a trophy, but how about a foot up your ass, you worthless imbecile. Jeez, I would love to just pound his face.



    50. 50

      maybe it's just me, but they seem like the most sexless couple on the planet. there's no chemistry - their relationship seems platonic - more like brother and sister than hot, young newly wed couple. i guess it's just me, but . . . "there is no there there . . ."



    51. 51

      What a FREAKING LOSER!!!!



    52. 52

      WTF is this moron talking about?! Is he on crack!? … He's got to be kidding me…U call that art?! And what curves?! And What could he possibly do in this world that would be so "great"…the only trophy he deserves is a slap across the face!



    53. 53

      1. Picasso is REAL art. Real art does not consist of a little bunny drawn on your tummy in mud. Sorry!
      2. "I feel like I did something great" No, you "did" something horrible, and her name is Heidi.



    54. 54

      Re: TracySLC – DUDE I HAVE A 140 IQ- NO JOKE!! YAY FOR ME- AND IM A REPUB!!fuck yeahhhh and i think spence is really smart, genius businessman . . .



    55. 55

      I think him and heidi really do love each other. they are just incredibly annoying and untalented.

    56. mgh says – reply to this


      56

      Its an honor- lol fucking tool- like he should get a throphy. why did he birth her…
      if he got hit by a car… i would not mind.
      they will neer ever have a serious career.



    57. 57

      what a pig.
      they belong together though!
      attention whores.



    58. 58

      I SAY THAT WE N0 L0NGER C0MMENT 0N THESE FAME WH0RE JUNKIES AND H0PEFULLY THEY WILL DISAPPEAR LITTLE BY LITTLE……
      THESE PE0PLE WILL D0 ANYTHING FOR S0ME FAME THAT I BET THAT THEY W0ULD EVEN FAKE THERE DEATHS……..



    59. 59

      Beyonce is curvy!, kate winslet is curvy!, Raven Symone is curvy! but Heidi is NOT curvy.

      spencer and heidi disgust me.



    60. 60

      please stop posting about thm. pleaseeee



    61. 61

      "Not, like Picasso art"? Goddammit that makes me want to punch him on the nose! That idiot wouldn't know art even if it slapped him in the face.



    62. 62

      This guy and his wife need to go away!



    63. 63

      re #50 Kimmoto - word.

      As for the peeps here who beg for perez to stop posting about this "couple", he won't stop posting about them about them until u stop responding to his posts about them. If you want them to go away (remember what your mother told you about bullies and people you didn't like?) Ignore them. Bong! Death knell.



    64. 64

      wow. not picasso? seriously? wow.



    65. 65

      Oh. My. God.

    66. Mas17 says – reply to this


      66

      PLEASE STOP REPORTING ON HIM PEREZ!!!!! PLEEEAASSSEEEE



    67. 67

      DOUCHEBAG EQUALLY AS DOUCHY AS JON GOSSELIN…..BUT PPL I AM NOT IN KATE OR DOUCHEBAG JON TEAM I PEFER TO CHOKE MOUNTAIN LIONS BEFORE SUPPORTING EITHER OF THEM



    68. 68

      o and SPENCER I SAY U A DOUCHEBAG ALREADY RIGHT AND HEIDI IS THE FAKEST SLUT IN H-TOWN HER HILLS WERE ALWAYS FAKE…LOSERS



    69. 69

      Re: Kimmoto – Yeah it's pretty obvious when they start making out as soon as the paparazzi zoom in on them. It's like they're concentrating on getting the right camera angles and their kisses look completely staged. Sad.



    70. 70

      Jesus Christ, will this idiot ever shut his face? Spencer, you are a fucking moron, and sadly, you are the smarter of the two. You know it is bad when the Scientologists think you are stupid!



    71. 71

      Eughh i hate them both so much.



    72. 72

      LOL, i think that if either one becomes suicidal, therapists should assist them in the suicide of the pratts to make sure it happens



    73. 73

      OMG is he trying to say his fake horse face ugly butt unarticulate wife on which he cheats everyminute pictures on a desperate for sell magazine is better then picasso?

      loatheloatheloathe



    74. 74

      Is he liking that cover??? HAHA……Tooo funny. He looks happy :)



    75. 75

      Why dont you follow E!'s steps and stop writing about theese douches,you fat pig.



    76. 76

      wow that's very sad



    77. 77

      So what? A Pimp for his whore wife. Lovely!



    78. 78

      pathetic , simply, pathetic



    79. 79

      no1 cares ur a fukin dum twat n beta den picaso my ass. dumb bimbos



    80. 80

      UGH! He is such a slimey a-hole!



    81. 81

      wtf did HE do! whatevs!



    82. 82

      Spencer is a total douche why wont he go AWAY??????????



    83. 83

      he is such a cheap, tacky, idiot. shave your beard and move on with your life!



    84. 84

      Can we have a vote to ban these two from all media until they die, get arrested, or cure cancer?



    85. 85

      oh bless him -.-



    86. 86

      "See her powerful curves. They are powerful!"

      What is this, Dick & Jane?



    87. 87

      why didn't you draw a dick in his mouth? cuz ur on his payroll?



    88. 88

      the only curves the horse face has are those 2 balloons she calls tits



    89. 89

      We need to stop talking about those two so that they disappear….please stop!!!



    90. 90

      He is such an idot…..as I said before heidi looks like she is trying to take a shit on the cover of that mag. What was playboy thinking? They will make anyone a playboy now adays….



    91. 91

      spencer are you reading these comments? nobody cares!



    92. 92

      O MY GOD!
      Does spencer have any idea why he is even remontely famous???
      Its cause he is a certified douche bag! Like, the KING of fucking douche bags. Some freaking get this guy a paper bag cause im so tired of seeing his pointless ugly face everywhere!

      And heidi??? on playboy?? really?? SHES UGLY!!! and what makes her uglier is that she ditched lauren for that LOSER!!!

      Some just needs to kick them both in the FACE!



    93. 93

      DIE…please. DIE.



    94. 94

      Ew. They're so freakingly CREEPY!!!!!!! Eeek! :(



    95. 95

      he is such! a sleeze

    96. Gesq says – reply to this


      96

      These fauxlebrities are made famous by our continued catcalls and "douchebag" chants, truthful as they may be. People keep buying US Weekly with them on the cover and the paparazzi keep getting paid for taking picture of these twats. We're all voyeurs - bored, vacuous, voyeurs. We are keeping these idiots in the limelight. I'm guilty of it myself.



    97. 97

      Perez! Please stop giving publicity to these assholes.



    98. 98

      NO MORE OF THEM!!! Please Perez! I want to rip out my eyeballs every time I see you post about them! You are the only one that writes about them anymore. You should quit or I am gonna quit coming to this site and visit one that doesn't care about these douche bags!!!



    99. 99

      haha….she's an ugly bitch…and she totally looks like a picasso painting…=]..haha



    100. 100

      this picture screams " hey look at me, I jerk off to playboy!!" what a LOSER and famewhore, they both are !

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