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Huge!!!!

The most amazing amazingness!!!

You must read THIS!!!!!!!!
You must read THIS!!!!!!!!
You must read THIS!!!!!!!!
You must read THIS!!!!!!!!
You must read THIS!!!!!!!!
You must read THIS!!!!!!!!
You must read THIS!!!!!!!!

The Los Angeles Times has just written a HUGE and insightful profile on Perezzers.

It's truly a must-read, even if you love him or hate him!!!!

Epic!

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  1. 1

    Why people are still giving you attention is BEYOND me. Journalism must be slow these days.



  2. 2

    Is it in the comic section?



  3. 3

    why would i read it??
    YOU PIECE OF SHIT.



  4. 4

    No thanks. Bleh.



  5. 5

    your an idiot



  6. 6

    here's the insightful piece on pigboy:



  7. 7

    HUMAN PIGG IS A PIECE OF TURD!!!!!!!!



  8. 8

    I LOVES U PEREZ…. as 4 u NowHateThisSite ……..fuck off
    if u dont like perez…. u r the hater on HIS web site
    why u wasting ur time surfing sites just 2 bag the bloggers out…
    r u that bored? get a life.
    LOVE U PEREZ *muah* :)



  9. 9

    Great photo of your horse teeth and pig nose !!



  10. 10

    Can't "WE" get through on day without your incessant self promotion and no I'm not going to read it.



  11. 11

    Coolio 4 u Perez-ious



  12. 12

    you fuckin go, girl! and fuck off, haters….



  13. 13

    My dog says thanks. He's being house trained and now he knows where to shit.



  14. 14

    I READ the first page, but then got bored. Sorry Perez. Good job though.



  15. 15

    ID RATHER WIPE MY ASS WITH THE LA TIMES THAN READ THAT SHIT.FUCK YOU YOU FAT ASSCLOWN



  16. 16

    So you're known because you are so hateful. Congrats.



  17. 17

    Very nice,congrats… your haters are your motivators.



  18. 18

    My niggia I still don't understand how you Cuban and you are so ugly like why do you have a Pig nose ?



  19. 19

    Did they mention how you bragged about being on the "best dressed list" of People/Espanol when you are actually "The worst dressed male of all time?" LOL!



  20. 20

    The clothing line failed.
    The book failed.
    The record line WILL fail. (Sliiiimy??? HAHA)
    Soon the blog will fail and you will be a has been and forced to do reality shows with Speidi and take it up the arse from Screech



  21. 21

    Re: ERock815Re: AlliCat82 – We love knowing we piss off 14 year old douchebags.



  22. 22

    epic? lol



  23. 23

    Re: ERock815 – Yeah, we're going to listen to a tard.



  24. 24

    pretty cleverly written article, very insightful and generally unbiased. congrats, perezzo.



  25. 25

    Oh, and PS, sleeeeeeeeeeemy sucks donkey balls. Or he should.



  26. 26

    First thing I thought of when you I read "HUGE!" was your nostrils. Not sure why.



  27. 27

    Re: NowHateThisSite – OMG you did not just say that hahahaha yeah why are YOU giving him attention is my question but perez i LOVE you but please lay off poor vanessa



  28. 28

    Whoever had the brilliant idea to write this profile, should be taken down, along with the editorial director who did not stop him/her from pursuing this pointless endeavor.

    Not reading this post, or any additional posts concerning Lady "I'm soooo edgy [and worthless]" Gaga either.



  29. 29

    Re: AlliCat82 – fuck out. perez sucks and so do you.



  30. 30

    Well Perez, in your words, this is "ferosh" :D



  31. 31

    And I'm not sorry for your pigface!!



  32. 32

    Re: black__eyed_fat_loser – hehehehheheheheeeeeeeee!!



  33. 33

    Re: AlliCat82

    SHUT THE FUCK UP AIRHEAD



  34. 34


  35. 35

    If you make it to the end of the article, they list Perez's favorite targets–and they are all WOMEN!!! He is a misogynist!!!!
    Perez hates women!!!
    Perez is a misogynist!!!



  36. 36

    That description of your average reader was dead on for me. Except for the Walmart part. Bitch needs some groceries sometimes.



  37. 37

    Love it Perez! xo



  38. 38

    funny they had to do a close-up of your face, bc if they did a full body pic, it wouldnt HVE FIT IN THAT WIDESCREEN PIC!!!!!!!



  39. 39

    HAHAHAHHAHA!! I LOVE IT ALL!! GOOD FOR YOU PEREZ REALLY!



  40. 40

    Re: FUBUTTBOY – then why are you here!



  41. 41

    HEY POOP BOY YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT, WHICH IS WHY NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU.



  42. 42

    Stop stealing Paris Hiltons phrase.

    Fucking idiot.



  43. 43

    THEY DIDNT IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND THEY DONT NOW
    GET USED TO IT BITCH!!!!



  44. 44

    CLASS LOSER- NEVER CHANGES!!!!!!
    YPU PATHETIC PIGG-MAN O WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!



  45. 45

    how is your scar healing you fat piece of shit!!!!!!!! ahqhahahahaha



  46. 46

    Epic? Insightful? Hardly!



  47. 47

    "The physical suffering of others should not be mocked."

    Hmmm…then why did you mock Michael's cardiac arrest? And why aren't you sorry about it? You are a complete hypocrite.



  48. 48

    I loved it.



  49. 49

    Fabulous article! Congrats to you! I didn't know you had your family working for you - I think that's great that you can share the wealth with the fam. "Professional Mom" - beats working anywhere else, that's for sure! You go on with your bad self.



  50. 50

    Re: Sensitivity – Hey there… ;)

    .

    Dontcha just love raggin' on Mario and his big fat ego. I just know there's another punch in the head coming his way soon. Can't wait to see the fat fucker boo-hoo again. Then we'll see just how 'amazeballs' he thinks he is. Maybe CaCa will whip her cock out and beat the thugs off for him.



  51. 51

    He sucked the reporters dick off for this article.
    Let you know the reporter lost his job after publishing this article in the paper.



  52. 52

    congrats perez! you deserve it. love you or hate you, man i really appreciate that you express yourself and don´t care about people say!!! good job. you create controversy, give the news like people think we should always read and also give ur own opinion about it. keep the hard work!! love you bebe!



  53. 53

    Re: brainchild – EPIC WIN of a comment! this person speaks the truth, pig face!



  54. 54

    Re: black__eyed_fat_loser – He went on a show to lose weight, all he lost what time to post stupidity on this site.
    He weight remained the same. HAHAH!



  55. 55

    ha just switched to fox news and CARRIE PREJEAN is on with sean hannity, the number two news show in the world, and YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ON ONCE, and they just called you "crazy". as in "carrie, you got asked a question by a crazy person" ahahahahahahahahahahaaha lmao this is amazing!!! THERES YOUR PROFILE BITCH!!! THE "CRAZY PERSON"!!!!!!



  56. 56

    Love him or hate him, you're paying his bills just by logging on.



  57. 57

    I like the "doesn't shop at walmart" part ha otherwise I fit the bill.



  58. 58

    Congrats!!!! Great story and insight into your world! Been with you from the beginning…muahz!



  59. 59

    FAT FUCKER
    KILL YOURSELF AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY!!!



  60. 60

    LEAVE US ALL ALONE, HUMAN PIGG.



  61. 61

    LOVE IT! :)
    why do people get an account on this site if they dont like Perez?
    brainless douches!



  62. 62

    Wow, that is really a great article! Love it! I do have to say though, that while you may think your target is women in their 20's, I am way older than that and wouldn't miss a day of Perez



  63. 63

    Re: brainchild – if you really hate women perez, shame on you. we don´t hate you for being gay, whats up with u?



  64. 64

    perez, that article was unbiased, well written and it gives you the credit you deserve. keep up the awesomeness. MUAH xxoo



  65. 65

    Re: DANNYGLOVERSDICKBLOOD – thank you, someone smart.



  66. 66

    Re: LouzerPerez – clearly your issues stem beyond perez, to use this as an outlet after a great profile was written about him and criticizing about his weight you're clearly a confused, pathetic and dense human being… seriously if thats all you come on here for spare us the comments… its annoying, unjust and tedious … hence you need therapy.



  67. 67

    I hate to break it to all of you people hating on Perez..
    but you becoming members and viewing his blog and
    taking the time to comment on his posts.. is just contributing
    to his popularity. If you dont like it.. then stop reading it!

    ps. I love you Perez! Way to make a name for yourself! =]



  68. 68

    They should have wrapped those phone cords tighter around your neck.



  69. 69

    As if newspapers aren't already in a bad enough downspiral. Crap like this isn't going to reverse that trend.



  70. 70

    I am totally hooked on this website, sometimes I think he is alittle hard on some people, but I will continue to be here…



  71. 71

    so let me get this straight - u are excited about an article that completely rips every part of your persona with absolutely nothing for you to be proud of and u're super excited about it…anyone else, and they'd have been in hiding for decades after a thrashing like that …wow..we live in such odd times!



  72. 72

    Re: AlliCat82 And Perez jumps up and down that he's cornering the 4 year old market…



  73. 73

    I dont like you but i respect you helping your family



  74. 74

    omg congrats perez.. also, i love your interview with madonna over on www.hilkoo.com



  75. 75

    Re: LouzerPerez – hahahaha i know!!! its pathetic he did his "one year video" or whatever the fuck it was and the motherfucker (or dadfucker i guess) looked the SAME!!!! how pathetic and sad that in one fucking year, 365 days, all you can lose is 0 pounds- that takes patheticness of a whole new level . . . . ahahaha no wonder hes said that in one year he hooked up with ONE PERSON. and keep in mind, this is a pathetic loser who talks young boys into sending him nude photos by promising to make him famous, so the little loser is definitely on the lookout for ass . . . i would HONESTLY, HONESTLY, kill myself if i was him!!!!!!



  76. 76

    i actually read a little bit of it on how you're not sorry for all the shit you've done and then i remebered how yesterday you said something about vanessa hudgens having to issue an apology. if you're not gonna issue one for saying mj's death was fake and all the other stupid shit why should she? yes she was in HSM and all that crap so what?



  77. 77

    in the article it says:Reader surveys show that the typical Perez Hilton reader is a 26-year-old college-educated white woman who seldom goes to church, is a Democrat and does not shop at Wal-Mart. THAT IS Me lol why are we like that???



  78. 78

    you have built your brand on being a bitch-
    A FAT LITTLE BITCH THAT WILL.I.AM PUNCHED IN THE FACE!!
    CARRIE PREJEAN'S BITCH!!!!!!!!
    LADY GAGAG'S LITTLE BITCH.
    NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!!



  79. 79

    OMG I'm a statistic!!

    "Reader surveys show that the typical Perez Hilton reader is a 26-year-old college-educated white woman who seldom goes to church, is a Democrat and does not shop at Wal-Mart. His new website, he said, will be squarely aimed at her, though he would not reveal more. Copeland said the new site is a response to advertisers asking for something different."

    hahahahahahahahahhaha!

    Great article, though.



  80. 80

    Nicely done. I'm confused by people who log on just to call you names. FYI haters: you actually help him when you do that.



  81. 81

    why are you talking about yourself in the third person???? curious. very curious.

  82. adro says – reply to this


    82

    Ha ha.. I think its AMAZING that all these people will take the time out of their day to NOT ONLY view your wonderful website, but take it a step further and actually COMMENT their negative remarks about you.. ESPECIALLY comment on a post where an article about you was very well written. You are winning, Perez. They can bash you all they want to.. but THEY are the ones writing on YOUR website!
    I love you Perez!!!!



  83. 83

    get over yourself i visit this site for the celeb gossip not you



  84. 84

    you need to FIRE your mother as "professional mom", because, let me tell you, as a mother SHE DID A SHITTY JOB!!!!!!!!!!



  85. 85

    You throw the word "epic" around for everything and it has lost all value….and once again, I'm sure you've mis-used it this time, so I doubt I'll read it.



  86. 86

    I'M GOING TO TRY THIS AGAIN BECAUSE FOR THE 5TH TIME NOW MY POST MYSTERIOUSLY DOESN'T MAKE IT ON THE BOARD:

    Dear Perez,
    I read the article and the only good statement in it was when you were quoted as saying "I chase balls." That you do my friend. That might be the ONLY thing you are good at you fairey. I think it's funny as shit that you're suing will.i.am. That is the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit and if you actually find 12 pathetic fucktards to award you any many I'm glad that Mrs. Shepard has the morals not to take any of your blood money.

    You are one hatefilled son of a bitch - if I were you I'd be saving every penny because this life you've created won't last. One day, and I bet it's sooner rather than later, you'll be homeless and selling that skippy jar you call an ass on Hollywood blvd. And you'll still be broke because you can't even GIVE your stink eye away.

    regards
    fuck you and die



  87. 87

    Hahahahahah L.A. times said potato head… Poor rumor.



  88. 88

    Re: Nips - n - LipsRe: Nips - n - Lips – I love it and can hardly wait for the next eye blackening party!arghhh!



  89. 89

    from someone else: HEY PEREZ, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT THESE TWO WOMEN ARE FAR SUPERIOR TO YOU AND HAVE MADE A SOCIAL IMPACT THAT YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD MAKE, INSTEAD YOURE SOME FATASSED LOUDMOUTH HOMO WHO HAS A SITE NAMED AFTER A 4TH RATE HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITARD THATS SOLE PURPOSE IS TO SHIT OUT GOSSIP AND INFORMATION THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN REPORTED BY OTHER SITES DAYS AHEAD OF YOU…FUCKING SHITWIT, I HOPE YOU GET AIDS AND YOUR BALLS ROT OFF



  90. 90

    You say;"It is truly a must-read, even if you love HIM or hate him!!!!"
    What the fuck, obviously your ass ain't writing articles. Good job.



  91. 91

    Re: adro – let me take a second to welcome you to a new innovation called the internet. it's a wonderful world wherein people who wish to remain faceless and nameless can trash people in a way there normally wouldn't in real life.
    He is only winning at being able to write absolute drivel in the voice of a 11 year old girl and cry like a woman who has been punched in the cooter when a true MAN punches HIM in the eye.

    perez is a douche - just admit it



  92. 92

    did they mention how much of a bitch you are



  93. 93

    Great article! love u PEREZ!



  94. 94

    Re: dennyd – hahahahaha all true- well said!!!
    skippy jar you call an ass" haha just has so many different meaning i love it!!! im sure fatboy will spend all night trying to figure it out- punches to the head tend to cause a lot of brain damage!!



  95. 95

    Your statistics of readers' ages isn't really on track…like a few others I'm older than mid-twenties. I like your outlook on life, feel you're just saying what needs to be said. Keep it up!



  96. 96

    now why would I do that. I work with enouh ego maniacs. I prefer not to waste my valuable time reading about them too. You know Perez, your ego will be the demise of you. The real great people take praise in slience. You scream so loud, no one really cares anymore.



  97. 97

    Mario is a free loading black-eyed flaming bastard!!Your site is going downhill fast cause your lazy pigface ass doesn't even admit to posting your own shit anymore.Now you can try to blame it on your sister so you don't get anymore fists to the head!!hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



  98. 98

    I'm surprised that his average reader is a well-educated 26-year old woman because most of the comments on here sound like they've been written by angry, immature 12-year girls ignorant of spelling and grammar!!!



  99. 99

    WHY THE FUCK DID THEY LEAVE LINDSANITY LOLHAN OFF OF YOUR PRIDE AND PREJUDICE LIST?!

    Aside from that, an insightful article.

    Oh, and to all you who routinely post negative comments? You love the site and you love Perez. Just admit it.



  100. 100

    Re: grt777 – don't be confused. it's a fucking internet blog board. this is what people are supposed to do you ding dong.
    if everyone just came on this site and said shit like, "good job perez, great article, you're the bee's knee's" it would be boring as fuck-
    you should be thanking every "hater" on this damn board because they're the ones that make it interesting
    lighten up francis!

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