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Is this what's considered quality time with the kids in Jordan's eyes????
Miz Price brought along her 4-year-old son, Junior, to her book signing at the Southampton Waterstone's in England.
The hard pAArtier budding author was busy hawking her latest effort in the literary world, Sapphire, a snoozeworthy novel about a woman with a cheating ex-husband and a seXXXy young lover to keep her company.
Sounds familiar!
Minus the cheating ex-hubby, of course.
It's the world according to Jordan, right????
[Image via WENN.]
Coldplay Cancel!
Kate 2.0 Is In Denial
Who woul dwant to read about her though?
Who on earth would want to read this nasty cun*t's book? What the fuck has she done?
Still Don't Know Who She Is???
I'm guessing she is only famous in England then?
This bimbo WROTE a book? I doubt she's capable of READING…
You've got to feel empathy for that kid with Jordan for a Mum. He's going to require a great deal of therapy when he gets a bit older.
Yip she's famous in Britain for being a glamour model and reality "star" after appearing in "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" and then a show with her husband. She's a franchise person with perfume, books, clothes etc, and is now getting divorced. It's obvious why her husband left her after watching the show. She basically just belittled the guy all the time, and is an ice queen! Her kids are very cute though, but I put that down to their father being a decent person.
Re: litzie –
Worse. She wrote three autobiogs, 4 adult fiction novels, 2 kid's book series and one "fashion" book. :/
no thanks
"Mommy, please stop whoring yourself out"
Maybe she can give you some tips on writing, seeing how your book's sales were in the toilet lardass.
what a whore. she even has little Junior sticking his hand up her dress at 4 yrs old.
She'll probably sell about as many copies as fat Mario's book did. What is she famous for anyway?
why is she famous? seriously i wanna know
she is TRASH TRASH TRASH!!!!!! Hooker prostitute slut bag!
Wow she has so many products!! Do people in the UK really buy all the shit she hawks?
all i know about her is that she sucks a lot of d*ck
NO THANK YOU
I feel sorry for her family, especially her kids.
is she that one that is overly baked tan and has two names? im confused. she looks old and young in this pic weird
Tired, nasty roadkill. Rode hard and put away wet.
Maybe the tyke should have stayed with his loving nanny. Regards,, J.
I sure wish someone would explain to me why the hell they'd even be interested in reading this book. I don't get it. I know for sure I have better things to do with my money.
WHO THE HELL IS SHE ANYWAY and WHO CARES?
Surely a big ego and surely enough dumb ass idiots who are dumb enough to spend money on her book.
PLEASE. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?
I don't get it.
mmm…. smells like fugly.
People should just leave her alone its not just her fault pete is splitting up with her cos it takes two to work on a marriage she is a great mum and people would know that if u watched Katie and Peter- The Next Chapter.
did she have her boobs reduced?
actually perez her latest book "saphire" has been no1 in the british bestseller chart for two weeks and sold almost 50,000 copes in 2 weeks . . . how many did yours sell . . . lol team katie!
Reader surveys show that the typical Perez Hilton reader is a 26-year-old college-educated white woman who seldom goes to church, is a Democrat and does not shop at Wal-Mart
Lets see… I'm 26 years old, college educated, I'M NOT WHITE (BLACK) i'm Atheist so no church…YES i'm Democrat… but I do shop at Walmart!! ALMOST RIGHT!
She is disgusting. I would be very surprised if she could read at an adult level let alone actually write a book all by herself.
Um…
No.
WTF is the kid doing?
aww…Perez censored my Gaga remark!
Where's the blind, fat little black retard? You never see her with that one.
another day another skank
Not hocking, Perez, it's hawking. Hocking is what's she going to with her wedding rings when she runs out of money for make-up and coke and fake boobies. Hawking is when you try to sell something.
Janice Dickinson, is that you?
she's no doubt the best mother in the world! she's spends all her free time raising her son so he will be normal.she stays home and reads him books and play games while most hollywood mothers are whoring around getting fu@ked.we need more role models like her.she reminds me dina lohand.my hat goes off to her if i had one.she never puts herself first.or worries about her appearance! beautiful mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel so bad for this little boy.
Her hair is so fake it looks super nasty, along with the rest of her body.
I never had a clue who this person was until you started posting pics of her lol i still dont know who she is though
Another ghostwritten effort, and a revisionist one at that.
Poor Peter, and poor kids.
"Minus the cheating ex hubby, of course"…… oh dear Perez. I think her ex-hubby won a high court battle the other week to disprove that and won damages from the paper that printed it. I'd be careful if I were you
haha i was there n she singed my book wooo southampton lol also Perez Princess was there too
she was running about with Katie's x
PLEASE PLEASE STOP WRITING ABOUT
KATIE CUTPRICE - JORDAN
WE ARE STARTING A PETITION TO STOP HER BEING IN ENGLISH MAGS LIKE HELLO ECT ITS TAKEN THEM DOWN TO A REALLY LOW LEVEL OF CHAVINESS
JUST DONT BUY A MAG WHEN KATIE CUTPRICE IS ON IT..
HAHA every dog has its day or every slag bag
she slept with a young guy when she was 6 months pregnant with
ANOTHER GUYS CHILD
and was papped falling out of clubs NICE SLAPPER ROLE MODEL
TEAM PETER
THATS FROM LIKE 85% OF ENGLAND AND HE ISNT EVEN ENGLISH
…….ENOUGH SAID
oh my god, i read the first page of one of her books in a book shop the other day and it honestly was written like a 5 year old had written it. shes about as intellectual as a brick. she's grosssssss. and she's gross the way she uses her overweight blind baby harvey for publicity. Katie needs to be put downnnn!:)
you may critersize her for writing books, but she has written like 4 books all selling MILLIONS and MILLIONS of copies all getting her to #1 so fuck you P.
Re: WendyKnight – Wtf??? you trying to be funnny??
Not working hun. Id think about what you say before being horrible. I bet your some ugly fucker in real life.
btw, no one actually buys her crap except the few people with no sense…
Who exactly IS this woman? Is she famous for something? I only read about her on this website…
ugh she's disgusting… hobag
Someone is camera shy? lol dunno her. Seems I hav heard u mention her name bfor on your site. But the lil one is not liking the camera….
why for the love of god do you insist on blogging about this irrelevant brititsh nobody?…no wonder I haven't visited this site in a week
she is a perfect example of why people should neutered
Re: welshboi
– Probably because the book is already half price at WH Smith.
she looks like shit…even more so than usual….oh well, she's a HAG!!!
i live in southampton and booked the day off work to go to her book sighning just for it to be re scheduled to the following week because she had a "denstists" appointment. the woman needs to start taking her children and her career more seriously, i even bought a team andre teach shirt to wear to it… oh booo
Re: mmfifi – the guy she slept with pregnant was a guy who won the english pop idol called gareth gates who is painfully in the closett..
ewww her knees are really ugly
Why buy this book when you can read poorly executed sentences, vapid generalizations, and myriad spelling errors on PerezHilton.com for free?
a question no-one seems to be asking is: what the fuck has happened to her face lately? Obviously, she over doing the fillers, she looks like a hamster!! she's a wretched woman who ruined her marriage to a lovely, kind guy because of her greed, vanity and selfishness. You reap what you sow.
i read one of her autobiographies and quite liked it (even though she blatantly didnt write it)
Re: WendyKnight – you like to make fun of disabled children? there are some pathetic people posting on this site
Who would ever buy her book?
Re: rachelshavon – same here girl, damn that was kinda of spot on, where did u get that survey
Re: WendyKnight – i hope you get stabbed in the face, for that fucker! put ur pic up on here and lets see if you don't look retarded asshole
Used to like her, hate her now. Her behaviour to her husband and children is appalling.
Re: Londontippy – wh smiths isnt the only book shop in the uk and what about the millions of other books shes sold?
shes sold more books in the uk than nelson mandella and bill clinton combined so get off your high horse and shut up!
at least if its in the half price section you can afford to buy it now! lol
team katie!
"mom your ass STINKS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe instead of writing a book she should get a stylist! That outfit is hideous.
Who the hell is this person and why would anyone want to buy her book?
She's not an author, she doesnt even fucking write the books! fucking hell how can someone pull the wool over people so much? She's a talentless fugly skank, who's famous for being…. a skank!!!! So sick of her!
Hope she didn't fart on the kid. And what a pretentious twat, wearing a tiara!
Re: welshboi
– That's because idiots like you buy her fucking books and look up to the retard as a role model!
KNOBBLY KNEES TOO!
those are some ugly ass knees, they have seen too much use
Re: lovmyapbt –
She died of cancer or something like that.
perez leave her alone. she is gorgeous. she spends time with her kids and she just wanted to bring them along to her book signing.
SLUTTY WHORE.. POOR MOTHER WHO WOULD DITCH HER KIDS TO FUCK HER NEW LOVER..
She should keep the implants out. She looks less nasty that way.
At least she showed up… it was scheduled for the previous week, and my friend (plus hundreds of fans) queued for hours in the rain, and then she cancelled an hour before she was due to arrive to 'go to the dentist'. Half of the people who had been queuing went and got refunds on the book!!