Light As A Feather, But Stiff As A Board: Posh Bombs At Idol Auditions!

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Posh's first day at American Idol wasn't Beckham's best!

Victoria flew into Denver for the first round of Idol auditions on Friday, and according to inside sources, the former Spice Girl didn't bring her A game to the table.

"It didn't go too well," says a production insider. "She tried too hard to be 'nice,' but came off as icy and wooden."

Gotta brush up on those acting chops, Posh!

Contestants were also said to be "deeply" disappointed when they showed up to the Paula-free audition!

Who would U like to see in Posh/Paula's place????

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    Posted: Aug 8, 2009 at 3:00 pm / Email this  »

    127 comments to “Light As A Feather, But Stiff As A Board: Posh Bombs At Idol Auditions!”

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    1. 101

      RuPaul should be the 4th Idol judge



    2. 102

      I actually think Perez would be a great choice. American Idol needs a radiant character on their judging panel.

    3. kimi says – reply to this


      103

      Jennifer Lopez



    4. 104

      Paula was the "nice one" right? Posh may be nice, but she seems a bit stiff. If they want nice try Amy Grant. I would like to see someone legendary like Madonna, Eric Clapton, Neil Young, or similar.



    5. 105

      she looks very pretty in this pic though! well, there's always 1st time for everything, rite?



    6. 106

      i would way much more prefer paula.



    7. 107

      I couldn't care less about this person. Glad I won't have to see her on TV.



    8. 108

      100% Paula.



    9. 109

      its not gonna be the same without paula



    10. 110

      they should get AMANDA LAPORE!….or richee rich



    11. 111

      Re: Poindexter-X – EXACTLY!…she was asking contestants to "smell my finger" which oddly didn't go very well



    12. 112

      Re: blueboy – ….oh my god, i LOVE dragnet and blue boy… i used to watch it obsessively years ago on nick at night….'i'm a bird, i'm a tree'



    13. 113

      BRING PAULA BACK!!!!!!



    14. 114

      NOOOOOOOOO
      Posh sucks!



    15. 115

      Katy Perry!… hell, Madonna, Lady Gaga… that would be bamf.



    16. 116

      Dont hate on posh you bitches.



    17. 117

      I can understand Paula's dilemna - what she was offered compared to Cowell or Seacrest is simply gender discrimination. She does the same work! But, it is awful to hear that someone walks away from $10 million dollars. In this economy? No matter how thin you make it, a pancake always has two sides. If Paula takes the "economy" stance, she should stand proud and take the $ and do it for the fans — their HER fans, too!



    18. 118

      Truthfully, I have never seen her appeal but she has a good looking husband to be paired with. Like lawrence Welk always looked good dancing with younger women.



    19. 119

      "Posh bombs at idol auditions.." HA HA HA. When will this talentless fame whore realise that they she will fail at EVERYTHING because NO ONE LIKES HER. She can't sing, her "fashion designs" are blatant rip-offs of proper designers, and her modelling career?!?!? That is one ugly model! She is desperate to be in the limelight - in any way she can. She is just not a likeable person at all. She is too interested in posing for the paps and just looks stuck up and fake. Anyone who take their kids for a day out to the park in a pencil dress and stilettos is clearly more interested in being papped than actually having fun with her family.



    20. 120

      i dont understand how someone who cant sing or act can give praise/criticism?
      i like posh, i think its a little unfair on the contestant to be judged by someone who really cant sing at all



    21. 121

      will this hoar be the permanent judge? if so im done with idol



    22. 122

      the show is gonna SUCK with Paula Gone !!!



    23. 123

      Maybe because she IS icy and wooden….so unappealing. Idol could get so much better.

    24. Eggie says – reply to this


      124

      Pepa.



    25. 125

      Janet Jackson….shes sweet, charming and will be an upgrade on paula abdul



    26. 126

      Meghan McCain!



    27. 127

      I would watch american idol if victoria beckham was on it!!!!

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