Kerry Wants More Lipo, Please
Filed under: Anglophilia > Kerry Katona
Instead of taking the steps to a healthier lifestyle, Kerry Katona wants to suck it out!
The fat, that is.
Katona thinks if she sheds the extra poundage, her douchey hubby Mark Croft will stop calling her "lard-ass" and fall head over heels for Kerry.
"We're all really worried for her," friends close to Katona say. "She's got it into her head hoovering out the blubber is the only quick fix answer because it took her from a bloated [196 lb-size 14] to a [size 0] last year."
Her pals have no faith in her ability to lose and keep off the weight, judging by her rapid weight gain after the lipo.
They continue: "But look what happened then. She's been comfort eating like a horse and virtually piled it all back on again."
Hey, a quick fix is a quick fix!
[Image via WENN.]
And you know that's why she is getting it because………..
Perez is a better candidtae for lipo or gastric bypass.
Who is this?
Whoever it is, lipo is a lazy way to ditch pounds, and it is dangerous. Plus, what is she going to do with the extra skin? Do it the old fashioned way. It is safer and helps the entire body get back in shape.
that was so mean, ur fat too stfu
Who the F@#k is that nobody ccares
Didn't she just have a baby, or is pregnant? Not sure, cause i'm not sure if I have the right names…not sure who she is.
And you're a great example of someone who says he lost it, but looks exactly the same, fatass
I dont think she needs the lipo as much as a chin implant, breast implants, maybe one lip injection and she's done.
you should know lard ass
LOL! That cow has never ever been a size 0. Or a 14, for that matter!
Who the fuck is she?
The only thing she needs removing is that lazy, potato headed husband of hers. He's spent all of her millions, so now he's off! some women are just too dumb to bother with, sometimes you just have to walk away.
If I were her, I'd kick him to the curb and get my coke-ravaged nose fixed instead.
She looks up the duff to me. Where does she get the money, is she fameous?
Re: pinkhotluv – [re=4170584 never mind I take it back or I don't i saw naked pictures of her, and she looked like mid 90's hot so what happened?
Maybe you and her could get a two-for-one deal mario.
Newsflash! Lipo ain't gonna stop your big ass from gettin fat AGAIN.
thank you @lalalaurynn who the FUCK is this perez? if you insist on posting something on someone completely boring and irrelevant at least post their name….
Maybe they can lipo her brain and then that will be the end of it. What a wasted life.
who the hell is she…?
who the hell is Kerry Katona? for real I dont know who she is. is she some british girl? HAIR, MEN, NAILS, EXTENSIONS, BEER, WINE, PLAY, GLOW, PUPPY, TOYS, MUSIC, TIVO, DATING, WATER,
200 pounds and a size 14….my ass. 200 lbs is like a size 20 or more. why cant anybody admit their REAL size?
who the HELL IS THAT?! no1 cares bout her dumb ass
Never heard of this cow
Uhh yeah, if she was 6'1 and 200 she's be a size 14. Maybe. Size 14 is 140's for a 5'4 woman. This is when you know the tabloid shit being printed is bullshit.
Can someone please let us know who she is, if you know?
Although I have n idea who she is or what she used to look like, I don't think she looks so bad body-wise. Her legs look pretty toned.
Honestly, if he husband has such a problem with a bit of weight gain then he doesn't really love who she is. I say get a divorce, spend your money on a pool, do some laps and then laugh at the jerk when you're back in shape! Do it for you sister not for anyone else! xo
Honey get a personal trainer and start eating healthy! Most of all do it for yourself and no one else. Looking good is the best revenge! Go for it.
who in the fuck is this?
all you people saying who the fuck is this and getting pissed about it are morons. its true she is a waste of sperm and eggs but we in the uk don't comment of every fucking article about the goslings, they mean absoutly nothing to us, they are as news worthy to us as katona is to you. get fucking lives
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GO BIG WOMEN! AND F THOSE SIZE 2 BIATCHES. OWN IT GIRL.
I have no faith that YOU will lose weight and keep it off. As for your shirt, please keep it on in future videos. Oh, and please go get punched in the face again, and go fuck yourself while you're at it.
YALL NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE. SHES BEAUTIFUL. SIZE 14 IS NOT FAT!!!!.
stupid fat ,ugly, bithch!!! eat another donut with jelly belly,,,,,
Lmao . looks like Perez is jealous ,
shes skinner than him
Re: QUEEN FOR A KNIGHT – Eassy .
stupid fat ugly bitch
you a freakin champp
wonder how many friends you have
does it make you feel good to 'make fun' of others
i bet your ugly as fuck
Re: cartmanfan – There is just one problem with you calling people "morons" here and telling them to "get fucking lives." This site is from the United States. Therefore, we care more about what goes on here in the US and celebrities that are famous in the US. If there are international readers here, great! And when Perez posts about international "celebrities" that wonderful too, just sometimes we need some more info about who they are. So, really, your name calling and rudeness, was totally unnecessary. Excuse me, I'm off to go get a life now…
Not only will working out and eating better help drop the weight, but it will help with her desire to "comfort eat".
Re: cartmanfan –
look at your username? it references an american cartoon but according to your post you are clearly not american hence all of the anger but you clearly are a fan of american pop culture, hence your username, and hence why you visit this blog in the first place…because you know, its a US FUCKING BLOG RETARD. want to read about brititsh "celebrities" go find a british blog so we dont have to read about all of these fucking fat, tacky, british nobodies, douchebag.
I've got a really easy solution to all you whingers complaining you don't know who this is. My four year old could do it. If you don't like it, then DON'T READ IT!!!! Don't open the story, read it, look at the pics, or comment. Then you won't become so enraged about 'British Celebs' as you clearly are. It's really not hard, try it.
As for Kerry, I would lose a bit of excess weight called Mark Croft first, your life would be improved 100%.
The only weight she should shed is that loser of a husband of hers.
When is this nobody just going to fuck off and die??
who?
heeeeey! How about you go with her? I'm coming to kill you in a couple of days anyways so you might as well shrink a couple of sizes so they can find a casket big enough for you. Even if you loose 100 tons you'll still be roughly equivalent to a elderly elephant size wise. (Elephants, i apologize most profoundly for comparing this disgusting putrid loathsome fucker to you. My most sincere apologize go out to the elephant community )
heeeeeeeeeey!why dont you join her? I'm coming to kill you in a couple of days anyways so you might as well shrink a few sizes in the meantime so that they can find a casket big enough for you. Even if you do melt a few tons you;ll be roughly the equivalent of an elderly elephant ( my most profound apologies go out to the elephant community for comparing you to this disgusting loathsome fuck)
She should have never left Atomic Kitten because she would have been skinny for a good few more years. She is truely the fat member of the group that no one likes and has done fuck all since she left a girl pop band except for gain weight, get a devorce and then make a show to dispaly just how disgusting she is. I'm ashamed that this turd comes for Liverpool. As for the person on their high horse about british celebs shut the fuck up because she's barely a celebrity even to us. We don't give a shit about her either.
What a good idea……….
wow! again? She needs to change her life style of eatn. Its much healthier!
For people who don't know, she used to be in a girl band over here in england and left like 7 years ago, and her lifes just become a mess and shes VERY annoying and has loads of problems.
and she was in "I'm a celebrity get me out of here"
She was married to brian mcfadden from westlife won the british version of im a celebrity get me out of here got divorced. Married an arsehole who blew all her money got declared bankrupt. She suffers from bi-polar has problems with drink and drugs. her weight goes up and down like a yo-yo. She may be british but the similarities to some american stars is uncanny
Maybe it will look like Tara's and they can go out and get drunk together. LOLOLOL. There is a new diet out she should try, it's called the push-away diet. Push your plate away!!!! How about eat less, move more. It will feel like you did something in the end.
Re: Bexinaboxx –
Ummm, I AM English thanks. Did I say I gave a shit about her? No. It just makes me laugh when people waste their time moaning so seriously about one article on a website when there is no need for them to even look at it. So ir may not be you or my idea of a 'good' celebrity story, but some people might want to read it. This site isn't catered for peoples individual tates. I don't particularly want to read about the Jonas Brothers or Paula Abdul, so I don't. I read something else.
who cares about this slag?
OMFG!! she's so fat
Who is this person? I've never seen OR heard of her!!!
Re: CanadianLove – She's one of these people in the UK who is famous for being famous! She was in a band called Atomic Kitten when they first started about 10 years ago then she married a guy in a BIG Irish band called Westlife (don't think they did well in the US). She had his kids and they divorced! Since then she has done crap C-List celeb stuff and reality TV shows on MTV! She gets mostly bad press now for drugs, weight……the usual!
she should be Kerry Cowtona
who the fuck is she?????
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