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Perez Hilton Presents!

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This truly is a dream come true!

Thanks to the kind support and sponsorship of Neuro, we are putting together our first-ever tour!!!!

It's no secret that music is Perez's passion and this new endeavor is one of the most exciting things we have ever done.

We've handpicked the hottest acts on the planet - from all over the world! - to tour North America this September and October.

Tickets go on sale to the general public this coming weekend, but we will be giving our Perezcious readers access to an exclusive pre-sale this Thursday.

We hope all the shows will sell out, so we'd definitely advise buying your tickets early. With a stellar lineup like the one we've assembled, we think "Perez Hilton Presents…" will be a big hit!

Check back throughout the week for info on what artists are performing and what cities the tour is visiting, as well as info on the pre-sale.

Soooooo excited!!!!!!!

214 comments to “Perez Hilton Presents!”

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  1. 1

    first



  2. 2

    way to go!



  3. 3

    I think this is a really bad idea…



  4. 4

    yesssssssss



  5. 5

    i want to see Sienna Miller sing. Topless. Dripping in baby oil. Put her on tour



  6. 6

    IT better be world touring to the UK is all I'm sayin =P



  7. 7

    this is awesome



  8. 8

    wtg!



  9. 9

    Can I DJ the Denver date?



  10. 10

    would be waaaay better if you brought this to australia as well



  11. 11

    how exciting!



  12. 12

    so exciteddd!(:



  13. 13

    sounds awesome!! i can't wait to hear more!!!!!



  14. 14

    omj plz come to MONTREAL, CANADA!!!!!!! PEREZ=LOVE 4 EVER!



  15. 15

    A ….tour? Is this a joke? Seriouly? Ok…..u should displayed what artists would be there along with this post…it might have settled some confusion :/

  16. PFF says – reply to this


    16

    I really don't understand why anybody would want to be associated with you, it's truly bizarre.



  17. 17

    im officially so excited i would die to see perez hiltons show



  18. 18

    LOL FAIL



  19. 19

    eww.



  20. 20

    YAYYY PEPPERZ!!! PLEASE COME TO MTL!!!



  21. 21

    are jobros gonna be there??



  22. 22

    and guess who's gonna go out to see it… NO ONE.
    i'm defo not gonna waste my money on this garbage.



  23. 23

    i dont get it… is it music?



  24. 24

    Oh good!!! More chances for you to get punched!!



  25. 25

    Lemme guess- Lady Gaggag is a part of this? Fuck you Perez and your shitty tour.



  26. 26

    ehh..



  27. 27

    For real?
    A tour?
    = O



  28. 28

    Awesome



  29. 29

    Oh???…..don't you think your long suffering readers should at least be given free tickets….. after all where would you be without them?



  30. 30

    Yayyy!
    Awesome news.



  31. 31

    yay…



  32. 32

    Better come to northern california



  33. 33

    SCORE@@ :) ill be there



  34. 34

    Where do we see the line up?



  35. 35

    doubt its gna sell



  36. 36

    that is so cool i am definitly buying a ticket.. if the tour comes to canada



  37. 37

    :D coooool



  38. 38

    IF LADY GAGA IS A PART OF IT, I WILL MAKE SURE IT IS SOLD OUT FOR YOU!!!!!



  39. 39

    Congrats from crossing the line from reporting on celebs to trying desperately to be one.

    WTG girlfriend. Now close your blog.



  40. 40

    OHH YAY!! come to nyc and gaga better be with u!!!



  41. 41

    it better come to LA



  42. 42

    let me guess… Lady GaGa is headlining



  43. 43

    Are you sure? I don't think its a good Idea at all. You think waaay too highly of yourself perez! Im just saying.

  44. fiona says – reply to this


    44

    Dudette. Seriously.
    I pay to see actual musicians. Not Britney, not gaga, not mika, and certainly not parasites like you. Your name is nothing, unless someone is gay. You are not even a nice person.
    So the folks who might actually pay to see your production are sad maggots.
    I do believe americans will buy anything. So whatever, let the decomposition begin.



  45. 45

    aww congrats thats soo exciting. im so happy for you and all of your success! god bless xoxox



  46. 46

    Awesome!! Come to Nova Scotia!!!!



  47. 47

    can't wait!

  48. mw says – reply to this


    48

    ooohhh…not good

  49. mw says – reply to this


    49

    you don't um…have the best taste in music…sorry

  50. mw says – reply to this


    50

    tho you and i agree on Tori..is she on your tour???



  51. 51

    Who is your writer Perez? I know you ain't writing in 3rd person.



  52. 52

    hey that's kind of a tease Perez! Who the fuck will be on this tour? I want to know now!!!



  53. 53

    Not that I would go but I still want to know!



  54. 54

    Please come to Toronto and get punched in the head again.



  55. 55

    Sounds fun!



  56. 56

    This sounds soo awesome :] You should release the names and dates now :]



  57. 57

    Sounds marvelous! I do hope you aren't inviting Britney…she's a has-been, talentless skank.



  58. 58

    LOL YAY



  59. 59

    Little Boots please!!!!



  60. 60

    It will be slimy and gaga LOL whatever!



  61. 61

    but NORTH AMERICA I sure as hell hope u are including CANADA



  62. 62

    awesome! can't wait :D

  63. mw says – reply to this


    63

    hey how's your clothing line going?



  64. 64

    Are they Black Eyed Peas opening for you?

  65. tasha says – reply to this


    65

    Anyone that would go and support you and any artists you support are just plain pathetic.



  66. 66

    Why do you guys keep putting him down.. You call him all these names and put him down.. Who is the fucken loser who is the one who keeps coming onto the site and leaving comments!

    If you really dislike him why not go to another sight, at least he is doing something with his life and doing very well and prob making a shit load of money… I guess your not if you have time to put him down.



  67. 67

    ahh..so THIS is why you havent been taking care of your website lately.. too busy being full of yourself to be bothered with such tiny things as WHAT MADE YOU EVEN A DOT ON THE MAP



  68. 68

    You should book London The Winner From VH1"s Daisy of Love's Band The Party Death :) They are booking tour for sept and oct right now

  69. epic says – reply to this


    69

    "We hope all the shows will sell out, so we'd definitely advise buying your tickets early."
    pardon? "we hope".. if you just "hope" the tickets will sell, then there's no need for advisory.. I!! think.



  70. 70

    I hate every single person who is actually going to go to this. ps - might have been a smarter idea actually posting WHO will be on. dumb fat ass



  71. 71

    I'm happy for you!!! yet.. this is a gossip website, you keep using it for your own publicity :/

  72. epic says – reply to this


    72

    Re: Horselandtash – sorry, but all these bootlickers seem to be perez or his "we's" themselves.
    i haven't read perez' being called names so far.



  73. 73

    congrats! this is so excting cant wait!



  74. 74

    COME IN MONTREAL!



  75. 75

    can't wait to know which artists will be on tour… and where you are going!



  76. 76

    Re: Horselandtash To answer your question - that was actually punctuated with an exclamation mark… YOU! :D



  77. 77

    Come to Toronto!!



  78. 78

    perez fails



  79. 79

    Only a fool would buy a ticket to a concert where they don't even know the acts. Nameless no talent hacks like Slippery or whatever? 5 dollars? Maybe that's even too much. You know it's gonna suck when you don't list the artists because people won't buy… I officially will never drink Neuro or whatever it is. But ironic that it's got a pic of Romo on there… and half the other people you can't stand… Absolutely dumb idea though - a non regulated bottled sex, sleep and mood enhancement drink - how stupid. Only morons are dumb enough to buy it in the first place… If you can't list what's in it, are you dumb enough to drink it? Being unregulated, they could bottle lizard piss and sell it. Op and shocker - there's a pic of GAG GAG with it… but hey, as long as Tom Arnold is seen drinking it….



  80. 80

    congrats, man. hope it'll rock.



  81. 81

    Jesus fucking christ die already.



  82. 82

    omg this is such a good idea perez!! i'd hope to see lady gaga there!! you're cool with MADONNA right? if you got her to perform that would be AMAZING! :D



  83. 83

    Check out this totally Dope song "Listen to me now" on www.myspace.com/ozonnamusic

  84. PDS says – reply to this


    84

    Wow, a tour hosted by a self-loathing, misogynistic gay man with delusions of grandeur, how excitizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz …



  85. 85

    congrats



  86. 86

    Here's your line up: SLIMY : yawn, snooze, vomit, several unknown European artists, and then you can have Will.I.Am come up on stage with his body guards and maybe one of them will hit you and then you can be the closing act crying saying how you didn't deserve this cause you're just a nice guy from Florida



  87. 87

    Count me OUT!! Why would I be interested in some dumb ass gossip bloggers opinion about Music.

    I sure hope this is a joke. If not the world is about to end.

  88. ass says – reply to this


    88

    Like 99.99999% of the world, I wish you'd just die already Perez.



  89. 89

    I'm sure that, as per usual, nobody will be coming anywhere near me. I don't really consider it that great of a tour when there's 47 US tour dates and three in Canada, none past Quebec.



  90. 90

    Please! DON'T COME TO MONTREAL!!! Unless the Black eyed peas are set to perform, which would be suprising… So, just stay the f… away from here, bully!!!



  91. 91

    Re: Dullbert

    lmao



  92. 92

    Re: imsoregistered

    No I wont be buying a ticket seeing as I live in Australia and If I lived in the US then I would like to know who was playing first.

    Clearly he is still getting a list of "who is playing" 100% confirmed before releasing anything… Its called promoting and getting people interested… But your probley do stupid to realise that.

    HAHA Could you really get a sponsor and get people to come to a concert that you arranged.. pfftt I dont think so, so get off his back. And show us all the achievements you have done.. 0



  93. 93

    its going to bomb.



  94. 94

    Re: PDS – hehehe, love the z's.



  95. 95

    Who the hell is Neuro?



  96. 96

    sounds like wanna be's like speidi, sliimy, mica and a lot of lip syncers will be involved. you suckered in a sponser with your con game. haven't you learned yet that anything with your name on it is bound to bomb. I give it to you though you really know how to con people.



  97. 97

    hahahahaaaa ask will.i.am !!!



  98. 98

    I hope MI is on the list :)



  99. 99

    Well please hire a good writer while ur gone since ur too busy to take care of ur own website! you know the one thing that made you famous in the first place…ur really slacking ur stories have been sucking if their are even any new ones. so yea get back on ur job! Thanx



  100. 100

    What a corporate shell you have become. This site is nothing more than a corporate banner to make money and fool impressionable tweens that they are buying into the next "cool" thing… sad.

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