Intoxicated Jaime Pressly Urinates In Public!!!!!

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She pulled a Fergie!!!!

Our blind item from earlier is now revealed!!!!

We got several emails from Perezcious readers with news so shocking - and disgusting! - that we couldn't believe it.

Well, it definitely happened. We got it confirmed from sources at the bar.

And, now, we have evidence!!!!!!

Multiple sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that wacktress Jaime Pressly got soooo drunk at West Hollywood gay bar The Abbey on Sunday, that she ended up slumping down outside the establishment, popping a squat and urinating on the sidewalk. In broad daylight!!!!!

Ewwwwww!!!

She couldn't wait to go to the bathroom????

Dozens of stunned gays witnessed the disgusting event unfold, and in the video above, you can hear them gasp and squeal as they watch Pressly pee pee publicly.

Jaime played a white trash character on My Name Is Earl. Guess she's white trash in real life too!

Her baby son will be real proud of mom when he's old enough to read!

[Images and video by Philip Anthony.]

    Posted: Aug 10, 2009 at 4:41 pm / Email this  »

    191 comments to “Intoxicated Jaime Pressly Urinates In Public!!!!!”

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    1. 101

      HAHAHA I SEE AN AMBULANCE IS RIGHT THERE TO TAKE HER TO THE LOONY BIN! 5150 LET'S GO!!!! MARIO CAN JOIN HER.



    2. 102

      Yup- white trash is the only word that comes to mind. YUCK.



    3. 103

      disgust.



    4. 104

      Is anyone else turned on?



    5. 105

      Also, gay men sound like idiots at bars just like straight men do!!!



    6. 106

      OH. MY. GOD.



    7. 107

      shut up!!! in daylight!!!!!!!!!!!! outstanding!!!!



    8. 108

      In broad daylight, nonetheless. What an ass!



    9. 109

      TRASHY! Why not just go back into the club to the restroom….or at least find a shrub to hide behind. LOL.



    10. 110

      It would have been funnier if she took a dump too!



    11. 111

      Re: Spindoc – Whaaaaa????!!! Did you read my post? I wasn't fucking defending her at all!!! You are responding to the wrong post dude.



    12. 112

      Re: Canadiana717 – That's what I was going to posti!!!! LMAO!!!!!



    13. 113

      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
      she couldn't at least have gone to the back alley?!?!
      barf.



    14. 114

      LOL!!! PEREZ STFU YOU WOULDNT BE ALL "ICKY POO" IF A FAMOUS GUY PULLED HIS SHLONG OUT…HAHA! WHO CARES! HAHA!



    15. 115

      Shit!! How does one get passed doing this as an adult??? Maybe she thought no one was looking!! EWWWW!!!



    16. 116

      She just lost all her sex appeal



    17. 117

      Idiots. I've never once gotten so trashed and alone as to squat in public. Where the hell were her friends and why didn't they steer her toward a stall!? That's pathetic.



    18. 118

      That might be a little embarrasing. Disgusting is another word which comes into mind. LOL.



    19. 119

      Re: JigSaw – LOL i'll bring the WD-40!! Lol, y'all have that in the States?



    20. 120

      Wow all those ppl and no one is trying to help her?? Kinda sad



    21. 121

      haha thats funny



    22. 122

      OMG.



    23. 123

      WHERE WERE HER HOMEGIRLS TO HELP HER OUT OR TAKE HER TO A BATHROOM.



    24. 124

      how do you know she didn't spill a drink???



    25. 125

      Maybe, If the cheapskate owners of the Abbey didn't import a 2 person ladies bathroom from Tijuana, then poor Jamie Pressly wouldn't have had to do that… Even if it's 2 in the afternoon, and BOTH of the toilets are actually working, there is ALWAYS a line for the ladies room. On top of that, they won't let you use the 10 person MENS bathroom… Hmm, sounds like a case of gender bias, to me ladies… That's probably why it's called The "Scabby" instead of the The Abbey. The owners don't want you seeing their scabby dicks…



    26. 126

      No way! That is fucking gross.



    27. 127

      Re: Canadiana717 – Reply to #1. NOT in front of a bunch of people.



    28. 128

      Holy shit……



    29. 129

      no loo in the bar? or was it occupied?

      I hope that isn't illegal where she did it; it shouldn't be. Natural functions and all, who gives a rip. on the other hand, being drunk should be illegal….



    30. 130

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA



    31. 131

      At least she had the decency to take it to the curb rather than let 'er go on the patio floor…LOL



    32. 132

      Oh em gee.



    33. 133

      i don't think shes peeing. her legs are together for one



    34. 134

      lmfao wow



    35. 135

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fucking classy!!!



    36. 136

      I see nothing there that doesn't say she just spill her drink. I highly doubt she peed on the sidewalk.



    37. 137

      This is not good for her career.



    38. 138

      LOL



    39. 139

      I agree..ehn u got to go..men do it all the time..not a good look for a woman with class.



    40. 140

      Perez, you ignorant slut.

      It is very clear from the photo and the vid that she is hunkered down talking on her cell phone. You can even see the phone in her hand when her friends pull her up. Why would she squat and take a piss while on the phone??
      .
      Her other hand is reaching behind her feeling her dress, probably because she felt she had sat in something wet, or she was reaching behind her because she realized that she knocked a drink over.
      .
      Futhermore, you fat hack, if you look at the puddle, it starts in a place that is anatomically impossible . If she was the source of the puddle, then it's start point means she must have been pissing out of her ass!



    41. 141

      wow, that is extremely sad.



    42. 142

      Is she gay?



    43. 143

      How can you pigs say "Good for her". I take it that it is now acceptable just take a dump in the front of a bar or restaurant t as well? This is beyond disgusting, this is in a nutshell what is wrong with society. Here our country is flipping out about gay marriage and we have celebrities taking a whizz in front of where we eat and drink. Must I point out that we argue that marijuana is an awful drug but I have yet to see someone so high that hey are defecating or urinating where we eat. This is just disgusting, anyone who says otherwise must be into "golden showers".



    44. 144

      Uh it doesnt look like she is peeing. Her dress is down past where the pee would be flowing. It looks like she is until you really look at the picture and realize she isnt peeing.



    45. 145

      That's pretty bad…. what a vile creature.

    46. Gigi7 says – reply to this


      146

      Perez, it's only pee, if you ever have a baby you'll see it all the time.

    47. lihp says – reply to this


      147

      I was the one submitted the pic and vid.. she is definitely pissing.. it lasted for about 15 seconds but took some time with the shock to take the vid and pic. she had been there for a few hours in the Abbey drinking. we were all just shocked when we saw her pissing right in front and you can hear from my friends reaction on the video. Oh and BTW Perez did credit me in the pic.



    48. 148

      Ooh My God… So disgusting…!!!



    49. 149

      hahah ew



    50. 150

      Not sure what she is doing, but she isn't peeing.

    51. leo32 says – reply to this


      151

      Its a water bottle, you can see it clearly if you look close up once she starts standing again. She should have faced the cameras and shown it afterwards to ensure no one thought it was real. But in any case a truly intoxicated person would not be able to squat with stilettos and one hand behind their back, they'd just fall right over.



    52. 152

      A. she prob just spilled her drink as she appears quite clearly to be on the phone. B. That sidewalk is prob cleaner and even more private than the toilet in any bar down Santa Monica Blvd. I've seen way worse at The Abbey back in the day.



    53. 153

      Re: lihp – So you were one of the gasping gays?



    54. 154

      EUUUEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!



    55. 155

      I loves me some jamie presley… her azz cracks my azz up! If I had a tin can to hold under her hatchet wound, i'd sell that golden shower on ebay and make me a pritty pinney!!! Fuck that shit, I shoulda gone out to Da Abby lazz night, yall!!!



    56. 156

      Too frigging funny.



    57. 157

      fake



    58. 158

      very classy how she crosses her legs. smashed yet she manages to talk on the phone and it appears pull her underwear to the side, well done.



    59. 159

      Eh, she's fucking human. Is she not allowed to piss if she really needs to?



    60. 160

      I guess having a healthy baby, a great house, tons of money, and fame can't make a girl happy - get some help you sloppy drunk!

      Lost all respect.



    61. 161

      Well, The Abbey does make pretty strong drinks. Just sayin.



    62. 162

      That's obviously not urine on the sidewalk.



    63. 163

      omg! LOL

      lol lol lol



    64. 164

      HOLLYWOOD IS FULL OF TRAINWRECKS…I AM VERY SUPRICE THAT ISN'T LINDSAY

    65. lolli says – reply to this


      165

      OMFG, ARE YA'LL 4 REAL? WOW. I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE….IN THE BREAK OF DAWN IN A LONELY PARK! NOT IN FRONT OF SPECTATORS!!!! WHO GETS THAT DRUNK ANYWAY?



    66. 166

      dude…seriously…judging by the position she's in, it's very very doubtful she was actually peeing! i mean, she would've peed on her legs sitting like that. her legs are way too close together. any woman that has ever had to squat to pee would know that that's not the way to do it.



    67. 167

      Yikes!!!!
      Hey we have all been there
      lol



    68. 168

      omg!! lolx. she must be really desperate. better there than couldn't make it.



    69. 169

      what is she doing at a gay bar? i



    70. 170

      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



    71. 171

      Who's lookin after her son while she's out gettin pissed (literally) during the day. Classy Lassy!



    72. 172

      she did NOT piss in public.
      she looks like shes on the phone, and maybe the ambulance had something to do with everyone starring and saying OMG!



    73. 173

      She must have spent quite allot of time in China, where urinating in public like that is common. But since it's on camera - looks like an arrest could be made.



    74. 174

      TWO WORDS GOBAL WARMING!



    75. 175

      wow in the middle of the day too lol



    76. 176

      Funny… but is it me or can y'all SEE the straw from a spilled drink in the close-up?

    77. Rainn says – reply to this


      177

      Need to get her some depends lol!



    78. 178

      Trust me, if she really was THAT inebriated, she wouldn't even be conscious enough to talk on her cell so i doubt she pissed on herself and Perez, shut up I bet you've done waaayyy worse things drunk and/or high than she did so stop hating!!!!!!!



    79. 179

      That's just nasty! U mean she was so wasted she couldn't walk inside 20 feet to use the actual toilet in the bathroom?? Then again in my old apartment I watched out the window one night as some dumb drunk whore squatted in the parking lot and pissed between a couple of parked cars. Drunk chicks are so embarassing!



    80. 180

      Ever think that people were gasping and squealing because there's an ambulance right there in front of her…?



    81. 181

      YES!!! That's F-in' awesome!!!



    82. 182

      Yep, that's what pregnancy does to your uterus and bladder. A laugh or a fart here and your going tink tink!

    83. JJ09 says – reply to this


      183

      because their bathroom lines are so fricken long!



    84. 184

      I was at that bar that day It was a prank
      The screaming queens fell for it hook line & sinker
      There was a water bottle behind her when she got up
      The gays are all dramatic me being one I would know ha ha
      Jaime was wasted yes & this prank probably seemed like a good idea at the time
      We have all been there but this was 100% a prank

    85. kugar says – reply to this


      185

      Jesus H. Christ with all the gay guys screaming in the back ground you would think they were a butch of teenage girls screaming about her peeing or did the Bush get to close to them and they couldn't deal with it..get over it, it's not that big of a deal!



    86. 186

      It's ok.. we've all been there.

    87. gdamn says – reply to this


      187

      Jaime can pee on me any day hmmmmm



    88. 188

      and u can see the black straw in the water bottle… fuck ppl will make up anything for a picture… why are you so stupid perez… really.. its embarrassing … you should be hiding urself in your place for the rest of the month .. idiot



    89. 189

      Eh, it's a gay bar. What did you expect?



    90. 190

      She can't deny that one.



    91. 191

      She's saying she poured it from a bottle as a dare, but why did her friend pull her up? And why are are hands empty when her friend pulls her up? There is no bottle to be seen, anywhere.

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