Jesus Is A DJ?!
Filed under: Madonna
Pretty people are never satisfied with just being hawt!
They feel the need to embarrass themselves!
It seems that Jesus Luz aspires to more than just a six pack and killer smile.
The model dreams of becoming a professional DJ!!!
"Madonna and her friends are trying to get him established. He really wants to be more than just a model," said an insider.
People will hire him to be in Madonna's good graces or (gasp!) with the hope she'll make an appearance!
Maybe he can play our next birthday!
[Image via AP Images.]
Kelly Fights Back
They never want to get a REAL job, like a Pharmacist, Accountant, Fireman, Lawyer, etc… idiots always want to be something that they think doesn't take any work, Actor, Model, D.J. etc.. ugh, pathetic.
heidi montag loves jesus!!! see what jesus says about heidi at realcelebritease.com
just like Samantha Rosin..uses the same technic to get people to her shows
weird nipples just weird
such great pecs, damn!
caliente? he's brazilian
Is Madonna having sex with him?
He can play anytime in speedos even better !!!!!!!!
make the most of this jesus
Re: female version of a hustler – I know, man boobies (small, but still)
steroids maybe?
boooooooring
what is it with everyone wanting to be a professional DJ ?
they seriously think the job just consists in playing tracks off your Itunes playlists in parties ?
big time BARF
he already has a second job — Vagonna's but boy. He can make "I'm Just a Giggilo" his theme song.
he is beautiful … well done Madonna
He could always try being a stripper, dancer, or porn star..
"Madonna and her friends are trying to get him established"- yeah, yeah, heard that line before. A bit like the way Rummer Willis got acting roles on merit- nothing to do with who her parents are… Conor Cruise is getting a leading role in a new film at what? - 14yrs old- purely on talent, of course. I am so sick of these people pulling strings and getting jobs by nepotism.
Spindoc (hi there) is right- they always get these jobs that don't seem to take any work- AND they are always better paid than "real" jobs.
rant, rant, mutter, rumble, moan…
Re: miss perpetual motion – doesn't it?
SEXXXII
hes hot!….miaw
DJ,models,actor and all really need very very hard work!!!!
this isn't easy dude!!!
THINK!!
He's a turd-burgler.
Why does this make me think about that horrible "God is a DJ" song…
Maybe he can play the hag's new record, no one else is LMAO!
What would I have to pay to watch Jesus squat over his maiden's face and drop a Lincoln Log on her mouth?
i never knew Jesus was so hott!!lol.
I look at Mr. Beefcake here and I think, "D.J." Not.
What's wrong with modelling, anyway?
Oh, well, if that's what he wants, Madge will set him up.
SMOOCH!…now pull up your pants!