Run Jordan, Run!
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Jordan announced via her official Twitter that she will be partaking in the Annual New York Marathon on November 4th!
Writes the Brit: "Woo, I can confirm I'm doing the New York marathon November 4 for charity. Start training next week xx."
Seriously??????
Price ran in the London Marathon a couple of months ago with then-husband Peter Andre, but the former glamour model has been treating her temple like a garbage bin since then!
She wasn't even able to make it through the marathon without an injury after months of training!!
Jordan collapsed at the 18th and 23rd mile markers and hobbled across the finish line with help from Andre.
Good luck this time, hot mess. You'll need it!
[Image via WENN/www.XposurePhotos.com.]
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At least she's trying, fatass!! You can only make it from the couch to the fridge and back.
She looks NASTY!!
I HATE THIS UGLY BITCH.. SHE SUCKS AS A MOTHER AND A ROLE MODEL.. NO ONE LIKES HER, UNLESS THEY'RE WAKING UP NEXT TO HER.. EVEN THEN, BY MORNING, THE MAKEUP'S WASHED OFF AND THEY'RE CHEWING THEIR ARM OFF JUST SO THEY DON'T WAKE HER UP..
the marathon is november 1…so who knows if she'll actually be running it if she doesn't even know the date.
I'm no fan, especially after her recent behaviour, but if she is running for charity, then thats great. Saw her in the paper today (British) and she is looking really rough. Think she needs to stop the hard partying and shagging that new bloke and give herself a break - she looks at least ten years older than she is, knackered and haggard. Really feel for the kids, god knows what they must think.
what is up with her head in the second picture?
The only reason she failed that marathon was because she had suffered a miscarriage only days before, she reveald this in her interview with Piers Morgan…
her boobs look like they hurt…….ouch……
kinda looks like janice dickenson…..but worse…….
She HAD just had a miscarriage before the london marathon. Don't report on british media famewhores unless you know the full story lols
why do you keep slating her perez?
team katie!
you were lickin her ass when she went round your appartment, looks like your two faced as well as double chinned lol
keep up the good work katie! and congradulations on your new book "saphire" being no1 on the british bestseller chart for 2 weeks and selling almost 50,000 copies in just 2 weeks . . . maybe perez is jealous coz his book flopped lol
she's just a complete tramp but come on at the time she was still bleeding from her miscarriage..have some heart
Thats funny because the NYC Marathon is November 1st. I guess she is running by herself
"23rd mile"
That's a feat in itself , I'm sure you couldn't even walk that Perez you fat bastard.
her head looks like its been photoshopped twice the size of her body
Have you ever run a marathon? Didn't think so.
perez i thought you of all people (being the huge lard ass gossip you are) would know that jordan had a miscarriage THE DAY BEFORE the london marathon but didn't want to let down the charities she had promised her sponsorship money too. at least try and be a bit sensitive for fucks sake.
She will have to get those puppies strapped in for a marathon. Dragging that much Silicone through a marathon would be painful to say the least. Maybe that is why she uses so many chemicals. She is useless.
she is already fit, fatso (i assume whoever wrote this is as fat as perez himself) - she's whether fat nor flabby - so i think she can make it. and no, i don't like her. but bashing without a clue is more against my principles than her genereal behaviour.
and after all she's got a disabled kid living with her; maybe she's not the nicest person in the world - but at least she hasn't give him away.
BobbleHead!!!!!!!
Hey Perez, why don't you talk about Lady Gaga huh? everyone knows it's true, post about it already!
My Perezcious once tried to run a marathon but collapsed after a few yards due to a serious case of chafed inner thighs.
does anyone care about this ugly slag? shes so fucking annoying
Let's see you run a marathon, Perez.
Re: Brutal Jess – -
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what about Lady Gaga??? please tell me she called him a fat, untalented hanger-on!!!
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – hey hotness
perez u heartless b@stard… she had just had a miscarriage and was still bleeding when she "stumpled" over the finish line at the london marathon! check your facts dumba$$
nobody on this side cares about this filthy hor
Can you walk 18 feet, let alone 18 miles. Easy to spew trash, isn't mario. Let's see you do it.
Does anyone have any turpentine I can pour into my eyes? Or anything else that might blind me after looking at that pic. EEWWW!
Re: alfabravo – Apparently this other excuse for nuts claims she is a hermaphodite. No wonder they love each other.
I have to say. She looks so much hotter in her running clothes then half naked. I think if she wore more clothing she would be beyond hot
This crazy bitch is my new favorite fruit cake. Don't know why… just the way it is.
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The only marathon I can really see her completing is a 48 hour fuck fest.. go get 'em girl !!
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Re: JigSaw – Hey hot buns
lol how was ur weekend? tasteful and classy I assume? lol
Re: Canadiana717 – not sure about 48 hrs for me…. would 8 be ok with you?????♥
Re: Canadiana717 – LMAO that's too funny!! Geez u get me saying that ALOT lol.. But I totally agree, I hate her, I thnk she's cheap and slutty.. But for some reason, I love watching her burn!! I'm an evil bitch, I know.. Mwah ha ha ha haaa..
Re: Canadiana717 – Now I am a fitness nut. But I totally agree on that last comment. Smiling!! Hey hottie!
Re: Long Dong Connery – #36… 48 hrs includes foreplay… and of course the cuddling and spooning you love so much..LOL.
Re: Paris France – Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – Hey girls !! I just have a soft spot in my heart for this train wreck, i have no idea why..LOL
she had a miscarriage days before the marathon so you have to give her a break for not completing the first one. but im still team pete all the way
Re: JigSaw – Where the heck are you Jiggy… lets go round and round in circles really fast on your trike again…LOL
Re: Canadiana717 – Re: Paris France – Hey girls
I wanna see YOU run a marathon you fucking fatass! And she just had suffered a miscarriage just days before the London marathon…you are an idiot.
Re: JigSaw – Re: Canadiana717 – Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – Hey peeps! And to all the peeps!
Re: Paris France – Hey hotzz stuffzz…
she had just miscarried a baby…. give her a break.
Come on…I dont blame her at all for the way shes been, her husband dumped her just as his album was about to be released….
The last marathon she had only just had a miscarrige…i couldnt even get out of bed let alone run!!
Go on KATIE!!!!
stop blogging about this irrelevant nobody
Freak show. Really ugly plastic breasts
which personality will be running for her? methinks she has did, or multiple personality d/o…better not be miss gold lame lady.
Re: blondieemm – She had a termination (not a miscarriage) and it was 6 days before the marathon..If you'd watched the reality show you wouldn't be spouting rubbish about her not being able to get out of bed..And she managed to have a massage without any knickers on (as she said) So she was hardly at deaths door…She looked fit enough on ther day..she would obviously have gotten medical advice first…
good on her she's ding it for charity! …. she had a miscarage before the london one! … god leave this woman alone! she's doing it for charity!!!
Re: cattsa –
Read what i wrote….I wrote I as in me cuddnt get out of bed after my 2nd miscarraige let alone run a race!!!And yes i watched the show and im sorry but i didnt see "Any Abortion"!!
Re: cattsa –
Read what i wrote….I wrote I as in me cuddnt get out of bed after my 2nd miscarraige let alone run a race!!!And yes i watched the show and im sorry but i didnt see "Any Abortion"!!
I dont blame her peter used her to get back into the public eye now shes free and single shes a whore???I think not
Well considering you had a miscarrage a few days earlier and was still bleeding i think she did amazing in the marathon!