Viagra Ice Cream!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Business Blitz
Ice cream is about to get a lot sexier, at least in London.
The Icecreamists, a pop-up ice cream boutique, will open in Selfridges on September 10 and will introduce Londontown to their "vice cream," The Sex Pistol.
Think Viagra in a sundae: it's an ice cream cocktail toting ingredients to get you in the mood, like gingko, biloba, arginine and guarana.
It's paired with a shot of the intoxicating La Fee Absinthe and is so risque that it will only be served to customers 18 and older, and each customer may only have one!
The Icecreamists' founder, Matt O'Connor, says that it's "the perfect apres shopping treat. Just one Sex Pistol will leave you feeling energized and confident - but please, don't pester the staff!"
We want one!
Britney's Bikini Bod
Jaime Peepee Speaks! 
OH SHIT HA HA
haha funny as shizz
hahhaah
first?
oh em gee. lets hope miley c and zaquisha dont get ahold of this.. here comes another k-fed and brit shit.
mmmm…
that sounds like it will give you the ruins and a hardone all night..don't sound cute..lol..but i am lactose tolenrant..sign me up.!!!..First bitch============es
ewwwwwwww
annnnnnnnnnd the founder sounds like a douch
Oh, goody. Another quick fix to cover up the fact that we're all messed up when it comes to sex… Y'know, with 16 year old girls getting butt-fucked by closeted gangsta homophobes, 14 year olds having babies, 5 year olds wearing make up and acting like Britney.
With naked women everywhere, WHY can't men get it up?
Because after a while of seeing something pressed in your face non-fucking-stop, you kinda get tired of it. And that's why women keep tryin' harder. And why men keep gettin' softer.
Because no one has sex any more. Everyone just FUCKS. And now we're all rolling around in our own filth, popping pills just to make love.
How lovely. SUCK ON AN ICE CREAM CONE, AND THE SLUT WILL FUCK YOU TONIGHT! PAY BIG MONEY TO GET A BIG DICK!
(But don't worry about anyone who might need help with food or shelter… it's the American Dream to treat your fellow human beings like shit, so long as you have enough money to get fucked.)
One please!
Uhhh the English, got to love their sense of humour. They want people to drink this before shopping? Wow….not too sure about that…but wouldn't mind one after it.
PASS
2 PLEASE : D
Science can't cure cancer but they can cure male impotence. Way to go, docs
:((((
um, obviously its only being served to customers 18 and older, absinthe is alcoholic?
and the legal drinking age over here is 18+
goodness me, i love you perez, but keep up
One cannot go to London without an afternoon in Selfridges. A most desirable store…………….J.
Re: Brainiac – You need some.
Re: GalliGirl619 – Oh you are quite right, two!
I looove Absinthe. I don't know why they will only let you have one….
same crap thats in most energy drinks, they dont make me want to do it…………..
This gives new meaning to the term "STIFF DRINK!"
Taking the man there, pronto
Re: Brainiac – Sounds like someone hasn't been gettin any lately, huhhh????
it's La Fée Absinthe. not la "fee"…
Re: SWEETPIECE! – LMAO! Do they have Strawberry?
I get plenty, thanks very much.
And I stick with my opinion… we are fucked up when it comes to sex. We think it's all about looks, tight clothes, Brazilian waxes, porn movies and dildos. No one apparently uses their imaginations any more when it comes to sex, (it's all "in-yer-face-nip&vag-shots") and men and women in Western Society are losing their "appeal" because of it.
From an outside view, we all look like a bunch of sluts and douche-bags. THAT ain't attractive, and no amount of sex pills will fix the problem.
Perez, what would you even do with a boner?
eeeewwww
Ice cream in Absinthe? SACRILEGE! I'm revolted. This is worse than setting your absinthe on fire!