Joan Rivers Delivers, But Not That Much

On Sunday, Comedy Central aired the roast of Joan Rivers as part of The Comedy Central Roast series. The program drew 2.8 million total viewers and a 1.6 18-49 rating, which is impressive, but apparently not enough to beat previous programs, including the roast of Larry The Cable Guy!
On his roast, Larry brought in 4.1 million viewers and a 2.3 rating!
Wow.
That isn't so surprising though: there are more hicks in the world than their are old people who can remember when Joan was relevant.
Did U watch the roast?
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that paris hilton valtrex commercial is crazy. I saw it at realcelebritease.com
People will forget you way earlier than you think they have forgotten her.
No. I hate her so much. And I dont use hate alot.
I watched it. It wasn't funny. I was expecting a lot more, she's Joan Rivers!
i watched it thought her and that other drunk jewish girl were the funniest on the show i guess it wud suck to be the funniest person on your own roast
I watched it. It was decent except for when Gilbert Gottfried got up there and went WAY to far with Robin Quivers.
I didn't know turkey jerkey required roasting.
i wanted to but i didnt know when or what time it was gonna be on i love herD=
Joan Rivers is still relevant Dude!
Re: jamesjoseph – Dood.. fuck off. Your site sucks camel cocks.
Uhm, she IS still relebant.
I agree, a little too far on Robin Quivers. The RULES were no Melissa Rivers jokes. A couple little tiny ones squeaked by, the rest stopped or edited. That's why the whole show sucked. I used to like her but if you can't make fun of her horse mouth daughter, who cares. The plastic surgery jokes, if you heard one, you heard them all, from Joan. It was sad since I used to think she was great!!!! Listen, your daughter picked show business so she is fair game grandma!!!!
Didnt watch it last night but was at the taping……I enjoyed the whole thing. really was fun
Watched it. Her stylist should have had her in either slacks or long dress as her lower legs were distracting…. She looked like she was having fun… on another note… Gilbert Gottfried was hysterical, and either Tom Arnold is a genius or just stupid… I haven't figured him out yet… the other roasters did a good job, too…. although there was too much overlap of material… i.e. Melissa's riding on Joan's coattails. etc. I agree with ScareyLisa's comments.
Watched it and loved it!
I watched a bit of it, but I had to get up early so I turned it off during the middle of the show. It seemed alright, though not as funny as I thought I'd be.
Oh and I forgot to mention–that talentless HACK daughter of hers is the most miserable excuse for a "celebrity" I've ever seen. She's forced down our throats simply because she's Joan's daughter and the bitch can't even read a teleprompter let alone come up with even one original thought. Joan should be embarrassed of that thing.
It wasn't the funniest one, but the Gilbert Gottfried joke about f-ing Joan Rivers was the most hilarious thing I've heard in a long time. And I don't even LIKE Gilbert Gottfried. A unicorn poking his head from Joan Rivers vajayjay, FUNNY!!
It was hysterical!! Joan is so funny but I guess you have to be old or gay to appreciate her.
I LOVE JOAN. I SAW HER LIVE..AND BELIEVE ME..SHE'S STILL GOT IT!!!!!!!
I watched it, and I think the jokes were very repetitive, sometimes not very original. The best ones were that jewish girl, the guy who's from Everybody loves… that guy;who else?? Hmmm, I guess the black woman was decent, the others just sucked. Kathy or Kate, whatever (I'm not good with celebrity names) Griffin was an annoying bitch.
Um excuse me…When was Joan Rivers EVER relevant.
Not being too rude I hope but…..when is this old bag going to drop?
Aww, I missed that shit. I bet it was funny az hell.
this woman has been an entertainer for over 50years. when you are her age, what will be said of you if anything.
this woman has been an entertainer for over 50years. when you are her age, what will be said of you if anything?
i watched it all and loved it!
She's a pathetic old jew. Losing out to Larry the Cable Guy??? Time for her to disappear into obscurity.
For those of you that missed it, it went something like this: blahblah-old-blahblah-surgery-blahblah-melissa-blahblah-vagina-blahblahblah.
Nothing new or original. Didn't even watch long enough to see Joan. And yes, she WAS relevant, but sadly no longer. Melissa will never be relevant.
I started watching, and Kathy was a great host, but every comic that got up there had the same old tired jokes. Very dirty and not too funny.
lol at the hick comment. And no I didnt watch it…don't care enough about Joan to waste my time
Re: Hamburger Helper – LMAO! Well said
yeah i liked it but i could not stand the dumb ass gay guy.. he gives us such a bad fucking name
It is funny that she gets all of this plastic surgery to look young? Yet that ain't workin' on her legs! Yikes….granny legs.
joan rivers a force…and should be recognized for being the trailblazer she is…the surprise of the night was robyn quivers…the best and funniest part of the night…
LISA LAMPANELLI IS THE BEST ROAST MASTER! I did not like it as much—LL is funny as hell.
No but I watched the whole thing on YouTube! She is so funny! I love her! I think people have the sterotype idea that shes a bitch and dont give her a chance! Shes amazing and so kind
BTW Robin said on the howard stern show she was alright with what gilbert said about her (again I watched that on YouTube lol)
Re: Hamburger Helper – You're are funny az hell, man.
I did….I love Joan and I loved her jokes, Robin's and the Everybody loves….guy. I agree that Gilbert Gottfried went WAY to far with the Robin Quivers jokes. They were not funny, and I think she was a real good sport to laugh at them.
i watched it and i thought it was pretty funny…. i liked it
LOVED IT Love you jo
I usually watch them (at 1 am, so they are not censored) but this one was so BORING I only managed a half hour, then turned back at the end to see what Joan had to say. Lame. Just Lame. she lost her funny.
Hells yes I watched it!! It was great. I never used to like her before the Celebrity Apprentice.. But seeing her on that show put her in a new light for me.. no she's not a sweet old lady or anything. She's feisty and very funny!
'You're a POKAH player…POKAh players are BEYOND white trash..' lol.. She's funny.. How can you not think so? *btw I have no problem with Poker players*
Oh man! Is it just me, or does anyone else see the varicose veins bulging in her ancient legs?? I thought there was some type of "surgery" that Joan is so fond of to fix shiz like that!
Eeeeewwww..Just eeeewwwww!!!
fuck larry the cable dickhead
I forgot it was on
I figure Comedy Central will play it over and over and over again just like the other roasts. I'd rather watch the late-night unedited version, otherwise there is so much bleeping, the comedians can't be understood. As far as roasting subjects, she's more relevant than pam anderson or flava, but less than Shatner or (sadly) Larry the Cable Guy.
I thought Bill Shatner was going to be there!
She was such a snake on The Celebrity Apprentice (not to mention her viper daughter) the whole world found out what a creep she is with NO NO NO CLASS. Money doesn't give class dearie.
i wouldn't watch that asshole… MJ joke = not cool. thats probably why no one watched it.
Saw it. Very funny. Gilbert was hilarious. Relevance is a funny thing and has zero to do with quality. Joan Rivers is funny- the cable goon is a one note snooze fest.
Joan Rivers is more vicious than a rottweiler with rabies. There is nothing funny about her. If there ever was anything funny, it's long gone.
Kudos to Joan Rivers for being honest about the effects of hysterectomy! In the new book about hysterectomy, THE H WORD, Chapter 48 is titled "Joan Rivers"Liars: hysterectomy didn't improve sex life." You can read about how hysterectomy ruins sex at www.hersfoundation.org.
get thee back to the crypt u wizened old hag JR not U P:)