Miley Succumbs To The R-Patz Effect
Miley Cyrus can now add herself to the extremely long list of women (and some men), famous or otherwise, that have had their hearts stolen by Robert Pattinson.
She once confessed that she didn't understand why girls were so obsessed with him, but after meeting him this weekend at the Teen Choice Awards, she came to a better understanding. True to Miley fashion, she took to her Twitter to tell us all about it:
She wrote: “Gave a hug to Rob Pattinson today. Ok girls I get it now. So cute. Sorry "Robby" bout all my bashing in my past"
Uh, excuse you? His name is R-Patz, not "Robby". Please don't try and turn him into one of your hillbilly playthings.
We won't stand for it!
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"Hillbilly Plaything". LOL.
"Uh, excuse you? His name is R-Patz, not "Robby". Please don't try and turn him into one of your hillbilly playthings. We won't stand for it!"
Oh Perez, you do make me LOL. Even if we can never have him, we can just imagine… ah…
Ewww
ew miley is dumb.
She wrote: “Gave a hug to Rob Pattinson today. Ok girls I get it now. So cute. Sorry "Robby" bout all my bashing in my past"
Uh, excuse you? His name is R-Patz, not "Robby". Please don't try and turn him into one of your hillbilly playthings.
shut up perez, like "RPATZ" is anyy betterrrr
she is such a britney spears/lady gaga wannabe. she should be more original.
another ugly girl thinks he is cute. so what?
Uh, I'm still one of the few teenage girls who doesn't think he's that attractive. I feel like if I hugged him, he'd stink from looking like he never showers…
hes hot, shes not. she better not get any ideas!! lol
and what about if she wants to write Robby? fuck you perez.
she is just trying to show off that she can actually hug him dumb ass bitch! she still feels the same way it's all about her attention seeking ways…calling him Robby … ok Miley we get it!! you are privilaged enough to hug him stop rubbing it our faces!!
hahaha, hillbilly plaything
Frankly, I like Robby better. But that's just me…oh and Miley…lol
youre a fucking freak. and youre fat..still
So you own him now? I didn't get the memo…
she is suuuuchhhh white trash
oh, perez… you're so silly
You're kind of pathetic Perez. You're in your 30s and you have the crushes of a 13 year-old girl. R-Patz, Zac Efron, the Jonas Brothers… Grow up. PS.: Robert is really not that hot.
You havent said a word about our friend Gaga's Cock.
I lost so much respect for her at the teen choice awards…. Pole dancing? and her bra showing? Time and place for everything…. The Teen choice awards performance was a bad decision for her. Don’t get my wrong, I love the song party in the usa. But dancing and presenting herself like that in front of thirteen year old girls? Bad.
Robert Pattinson, there's just something about him
lmao, do a fucking pole dance for him…. hows the double wide?
Re: PEREZISAFATASSBITCH – dude im the biggest hater, but you are just uncool, get a fucking grip
sooooooo the whole thing with justin IS over? c'mon perez STOP confusing me!
gosh, not rpatz.
find some other "hillbilly plaything" lmao
R-Patz is sooooooo overated!!!
ahahaha,
ly .
mileys such a loser now .
she totally killed her career . (:
and i love itt .
& lmfao perez , hillbilly playthings
she doesn't stand a chance
okay miley get in the line and WOW you a pretty late bcause rob doesn't need ur love he already haVE half of the women in america throwing themselves at him and MILEY WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT U LITTLE POLE DANCING IN THE TCA ”TRASHY VERY VERY TRASHY” ppl don't b shock when the sex tape comes out it will only b in a matter of time
no now he is slightly tanted by her liking him =/
oh well nothin can stop rpatz from being amazingly beautiful and charming!!
Re: Christie7926 –
SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! CHRISTIE! Let him think that he can have anyone!truth is….no one does.
I'm sure R-Patz would rather have Miley drooling over him than you, fatass. Keep your criminal NAMBLA thoughts to yourself.
Sorry fat ass, I'd prefer Robby over "R-Patz" any day. If you can give him one of your gay ass nicknames, Miley can give him a decent NORMAL nickname. You're probably just jealous because she got to hug him & all you can do is DREAM about hugging him. Keep drinking your haterade Fatass.
Oh, hell no! Back off little girl. You already have a MAN at your age. Shizzle.
Re: JigSaw – YOU are the biggest hater!! All bow down!!!
LMAO!!!!! Oh perez your the only one that can make me laugh so much!!!
Much luv to ya!!
I'm sure he didn't even like her at all when he met her. She's pretty annoying.
Re: JigSaw – Hi Jig! How are you doing? You are not a hater! Just real fun to be around.
Oh, that pole thing was so out of line for a CHILD. Wait until you are Lindsey's age then do what you have to do. Peace!
Perez you said everything that needed to be said haha. This made me laugh.
Slutty McCyrus is such a hypocrite. Stay back bitch, R-Patz is not yours! hahaha
MILEY AND ROBERT ARE AN ITEM.THERE BOTH IN LOVE AND MILEY THINKS THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE FOR A LONG TIME.AFTER ALL SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SOPHISTICAED HOW COULD ANY BOY RESIST HER CHARM.I THINK THEY WILL END UP GETTING MARRIED.LIKE PEREZ SAID SHE IS HAUNTING LIKE A SEXY VAMPIRE….
There is something about Rob that fucking attracts every woman. First Megan Fox and now Miley? Lol he's got every woman waiting in line for him….
I would never kick him out of bed… nuff said
Re: JigSaw – word
Robby? What. The. Fuck!? She is just a typical dumb chipmunk hillbilly teen. Get in the line bitch!
I think robby sounds kinda cute
Called him by his real name and not a BS fake hollywood nickname.
What a sin.
Your (sic) ur (SIC) such a douche! Yeah…get the irony…
cute couple
Don't dis the name Robby that's my sons name bitch! And last I checked Im not a hillbilly =)
Miley needs help. She's always going around bashing people she doesn't even know. o.0 GET A LIFE MILEY AND STOP MAKING THOSE STUPID ASS SHOWS ON YOUTUBE WITH YOUR STRIPPER FRIEND MANDY! NOBODY CARES!
Miley …ewww no stop right there that ship has sailed and because u were late and didnt get on with the rest of us u fail…. EPICLY! Do not taint rpats with ur Nasty taint plz u have already dated taylor lautner leave twilight to us and go back to the backwoods!
"Uh, excuse you? His name is R-Patz, not "Robby". Please don't try and turn him into one of your hillbilly playthings. We won't stand for it!"
Yes that is funny Perez. I don't think anyone with the name Robert would want their name shortened to "Robby" and even less by Miley Cyrus…so I am there with you on that one.
'Uh, excuse you? His name is R-Patz, not "Robby". Please don't try and turn him into one of your hillbilly playthings.
We won't stand for it!'
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PEREZ!
"Robby" ? like her dad? hmmm…..
where's my friend with the christian bale icon? haha…..umm….i usually see her/him before i comment?
*awkward silence*
o and R-Patz, now it's crucial you take a shower. to get the skank off of you
On another matter…hate saying anything bad about a 16 yr old girl (is she still 16? seems to be forever 16), bc well she doesn't know any better, but as good as a kid-show Hannah M…and it kind of is in a funny way for the kiddies….Miley really needs to start acting her age. I have issues with her being a "role" model for children. There's something just not right there…
Is it just me or does she look extremely weird in this pic? Her cheeks look so… huge… and her teeth remind me of Barbies painted grin. Something about her says Bride of Chucky to me.
SAY WHO? WE? WE AS IN YOU AND US? OR YOU AND YOUR DICKHEAD, FATZO. WHAT A F……LUNATIC.
My Perezcious is a hillbilly plaything. He's what they call a Piggy Boy.
She looks like a man in that picture.
Perez you are such an ass! I love it!
You tell her Perez! lol
So I guess you're gonna start hating on her again…
Yeah right,I bet she still thinks hes fugly as hell..but is trying to kiss ass of all the robert fans so they can cut her some slack over her whore dance.
Her carreer is dead.
Next!
hahaha.
BUT HE'S NOT CUTEEEEEEEE
SKDHAGKDSH;AGHASKDGHSLAKDHGLKADSHGLKASDHGKASLDHG
fuck everyone
you won't stand for it?
who the fuck are you other than some fat loser who bashes celebrities for no reason
this may seem ironic
but i actually have a reason
your bashing of celebrities for looking bad when you're about 35 pounds overweight
It's a long line of people smitten with Robert Pattinson!
Another one bites the dust!!!!
jojojo
Another one bites the dust!!!
jojojo
HES MINE BITCH!
"Uh, excuse you? His name is R-Patz, not "Robby". Please don't try and turn him into one of your hillbilly playthings.
We won't stand for it!"
-fukk no we wontt standd for it! i cant believe she ever bashedd him stupidd skankk i meann i like her but that is unacceptablee.! he is so beautiful:) i cant say this enoughh his smilee is perfectt.. okaay backk to realityy hes mine:)
So she got to hug him , still closer than what a hate filled loser like u would get ,
hahah perez
you make me laugh
pluss her eyebrowss look to darkk i dontt like themm.
"ROBBY" is better than ANYTHING you try to ' dub' ppl as.. "RPATZ"…? If I were the person that some flabby fat assed rude puke , had the ' ~pardon me while I PUKE~' hots for, Id be SO much more offendeed and GROSSED the fuck out over the RPATZ fuckerty than "ROBBY"…!!! …. Gawd you gross everyone out !!! …This site usta be cool….Now I read it hoping to read about u crying and bloodied and leaving US the fuck ALONE !
CUTEST COUPLE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
She better not chase after him. She's the last person I'd want to see with him. Ugh!
Miley is awesome
lol I'm sure Rob is like oh my god leave me alone you crazy bitches!
how many fans is miley going to lose if she hooks up with him. probaby all of them haha
now i like pattison i kinda think he's talented from what i seen in harry potter …
twilight doesnt do anything to help his talent.
she amost killed her career by doing that performance. the life of miley cyrus to get away with all the slutty stuff she's done
perz you know he'll be calling her a slut if she gets wiht him. or anyone he likes.
i haven't succumbed to him. ewww.
you like miley so much.
Re: JigSaw –
i"m going to be Jigsaw for Halloween :O
The way her sentence is worded, I think that's the name he introduces himself by. . .
Get a new day job, because you suck at trying to figure out what people are saying!
I still don't get it, and Miley Cyrus looks like a tramp with her nose piercing…. what kind of demographic is she trying to appeal to?
Secret soccer mom sluts?
Re: addicted_2_twilight –
Agreed.
Ugh
He is so ugly.
If I hugged him, I'd have to go take a shower afterwards.
Why does miley have to get her sticky, little adolescent hands all over the good men….not that i should talk…
NO WAY!!!!!
Re: JigSaw – i mean…its not uncool. its true. don't trip off what i say, worry about yourself. PEREZ, fuck you.
fingers crossed he doesnt go for the under aged poll dancing type! (; shes gross.
LMAO @ hillbilly playthings
hot girl , i like her
Well, that's good for her. But I still don't get what his appeal is
Ok Miley get in line and you're number 6,000,291
Good luck! Because Rob is 10x fucking hotter than you can ever be!
"Please don't try and turn him into one of your hillbilly playthings. We won't stand for it!" ROFL!!
And now her fans who disliked Robert Pattinson will turn to like him too. Oh poor Rob. You need a woman, not girls!
Miley annoys me…. Rob is hot:)
100 BITCHEZ! GIVE ME A PRIZE PEREZ! HAHAHA "HILLBILLY PLAYTHING" WAS FUCKING FUNNY.
ummm whos we, she prolly has a way better chance of getting some action then u do even talking to him