Obese Inmate Hides Gun In Flabs Of Fat!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
Obesity is definitely a danger to America!
A 500-pound inmate in Texas has been slapped with an additional charge after authorities learned he hid a 9mm pistol in the rolls of his skin.
Ew! Ew! Ew!
George Vera was originally sentenced for selling illegal copies of CDs but managed to end up being booked for possession of a firearm after he told a guard at Harris County Jail about the unloaded gun he hid within the crevices of his own body.
Vera admitted to having the gun during a shower break at the county jail!
Just what we needed, a naked visual!
Good morning!
[Image via AP Images.]
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nice porn stache!!!!!!!
Mario, i think its time you join Jenny Craig
Mario i hear thats how you sneak in your Pepto-Bismol to all the bars!!!!
Eww,nice visual while I eat breakfast,lol. Good morning to you Mr. Perez
I just spit my coffee out all over
Mexican?????????
LOL i thought it was a chick at first, but either way GROSS!! maybe in jail it'll lose some much needed skin rolls
Wow, this is realllllly old news.
Watcha got hiding in yours, Perez?
omg…thats sick haha
Oh mine, this story is a week old. It was all over the news last wk? Are u kidding me?
ew 500 pounds? that guy could live off his own fat for 10 yearss
is that a man??
looks like a fat frida kahlo
hahaha thats badass
wow, i heard this two weeks ago, your slipping again.. Re: Long Dong Connery – morning sir ldc
Dude look like a lady
Re: JigSaw – Morning saw!!!!!!!!! another day closer to the weekend!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck that's gross.
dude looks like a lady. A fat hairy lady
Re: Long Dong Connery – Re: JigSaw – morning gentlemen…….
stfu mario - you probably wanna crawl up in there yourself………
Ive always wondered if they check fat rolls like that…
Seriously, perez, this story is about a week old, and isn't even gossip anymore yet you still haven't even commented on your bff lady gaga and her peen video, whats up with that???
Re: CRABBY APPLETON – LMAO
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY….seriously … at first i though it was a women… granted she did have a mustache but my sister has one and she still looks like a pretty girl… but man that is one UGLY DUDE
bahhhaaaahaaaahahha !!! just died laughing. he looks like a she. gross!! this might be just as funny as mug shot hall of fame picture of the he/she sandwhich thief.
ew ew ew I think I just puked a little
I heard about that about a week ago
at first i thought he was a really fat woman with a mustache…EWW…what im wondering is what peretzel hides in his rolls…dont let Zac-Queefa get too close, he'll be the next jimmy hoffa…
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – 21……..Haaaaaaaaaaa he would…
Fat but feminine.
Bet he's someone's girlfriend in the slammer.
LOL LOL LOL!
what is the world coming to when this type of shit happens??
what a nasty fat ass.
Re: Canadiana717 – Re: CRABBY APPLETON – morning morning!!
wow thats like 10 minutes from my house. gross. ugh damn houston.
Mario can hide his laptop under the rolls of fat that hang off the sides of his waist. This will be a great way to sneak it into coffee shops since they're starting to restrict morons like him hogging a seat for hours while they lose money.
is he a man??? es hombre????' and is latino!!!!!! maybe the tacos and tortillas have some effect on him.
If I were that gun , I would shoot myself.
Re: JigSaw – JIGGY jiggy SAW???? How the fuck are you bro?
I honestly love you to death dude, I have such a mancrush on you and wish you could hold me tight in those big arms of yours….
I want to know what it feels like to be penetrated by your throbbing manmeat and have my hairy butt eaten out for hours by your sloppy piehole! Come get me bro, I have been waiting for you for so long now… let's get this bromance going ok
hides gun in moustache as well I guess
Re: Long Dong Connery – Actually–that's small enough to stash up his arse
Re: UrMajestyMsG – mornin hun
… Morning ALL ♥
Re: piggsie –
haha funny as shizz
Re: brainchild –
Ya but they make you do the squat and cough.. XP
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
of course this is in harris county!
dude looks like a lady
What are they feeding these guys ?
Obviously plenty
That's a woman, baby!!!!!!
um perez, this came out like a week ago, you publicly fail again
OMG. I heard about this story last THURSDAY. Way to be right on top of things Mario.
PEREZ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER….THIS IS SUCH OLD NEWS!!!!
Wait a minute! she is a HE??? I am from Texas and I thought it looked like a girl I went to high school with. Fuck you Perez, you give Texan's a bad name.
Re: PEREZmakesME-WET – Lmao, you're fucking insaaane.
Re: kateeloveesyouu – Hey, I guess you forgot to take your AntiPsychotic med's this morning sweetheart. How in the hell do you get to a computer in your group home??
Re: CRABBY APPLETON – LMFAO that's fucking funnay… lol
He looks like a ugly tranny
Re: PEREZmakesME-WET – that is just wrong on so many different levels… if i was gay you just scared me straight… thanks i feel sick now
BET THE COPS FEEL LIKE SHIT
FOR NOT FINDING THEM THE 1ST TIME!!
it's a big fat girl with a mustache. eeeeeeeewwwww!
that looks like a chick with a stash
Oh my word…I thought that was a hideous woman…urgh
I thought that was a really ugly woman with a stache at first lo But I'm glad I haven't had breakfast yet because after that visualization I would have tasted it a second time!
wow Perez he looks a lot like you and your fat ass fuck sister too.
OK…Perez was SO asking for it by posting this! He needs to shy away from weight issues! ESPECIALLY making fun of others weight. He hasn't yet accepted the FACT, that even if he should end up at 120 pounds in the future, he will always be thought of as "fat ass Perez Hilton." That is the fame game he so desperately wants to play. The public brands you, and it stays.
ick. but this is old news. it was posted on a local news website last week.
i reported on this story a few days ago on my site. get with it fat boy!
he looks like a fat chick…juss sayin
talk about jenny craig
omg for a min there i thought that was a fat woman with a tash!lol
What a joke. Our prisons are overcrowded because people are in jail for selling illegal CDs. What a joke.
I read this yesterday! Wow!
wow a week late arent ya. already heard about that last week
Fat people are so disgusting, especially when they are fat criminal illegal alien human trash. We need to ship all illegals back to Mexico where they can kill, rape and steal in their own land. Human filth!
WOW I thought that was a girl with a much need waxing of her upper lip…..that is just disgusting
eww! but is it a guy or girl?
Oh good 'ole Harris County. That's where I live. Glad I've never met this fat fucker!!
so this guy looks exactly like the bearded/mustachioed woman that serves lunch at a local elementary school…. scary stuff
ummmm
wtf is that? like a ………man/woman? wtf……seriously PEREZ….. ]:
yesterdays news!
haha,if perez ever gets sent to jail he could totally do the same =D
That guy needs to wax that hair off her lips.
at first I thought this was a woman, and then a man, and then a woman, and its a man…
FUCK genetics hate you bro! You're almost as ugly as mario here.
eww he looks like a really manly girl
lmfao, just what we need, a naked visual.
ahaha, i love you perez
omfg i am so confused right now that man looks like woman wow i was going to say this man looks but is a women…okay women or man all i can say is ew!!!!!
More like Georgina… No peen under that fat roll.. Ewwwwww. Maybe Miley can go and hug him.
GoodGoddaMightyGross!!!!
I thought that was a woman at first…
dirrrrrtyyy.