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Perez Hilton Presents…

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Wow. Wow. Wow.

The response to our tour has been overwhelming!

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

We are so thrilled that you love our lineup, which includes Ida Maria, Ladyhawke, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta and more!

Thanks to the support of our title sponsor, Neuro, we've been able to assemble a rotating roster of what we think are the hottest musicians on the planet right now!

We truly hope that each show will sell out and we definitely advise you to get your tickets early! We'll be announcing tomorrow more info on our pre-sale, as well as revealing other artists on the bill.

And, since so many of you have been asking….

Here is the list of cities and dates for the first ever "Perez Hilton Presents" tour:

9/10 Atlanta, GA Variety Playhouse
9/12 Washington, DC 9:30 Club
9/13 Philadelphia, PA Theatre Of The Living Arts
9/14 Boston, MA House of Blues
9/16 New York, NY The Fillmore New York @ Irving
9/17 Toronto, ONT Opera House Concert Venue
9/19 Chicago, IL Metro
9/21 Minneapolis, MN Fine Line Music Café
9/22 Milwaukee, WI Turner Hall Ballroom
9/23 Kansas City, MO The Beaumont Club
9/25 Denver, CO Bluebird Theater
9/26 Salt Lake City, UT Club Sound
9/28 Seattle, WA The Showbox @ The Market
9/29 Portland, OR Wonder Ballroom
9/30 San Francisco,CA The Fillmore
10/2 San Diego, CA House of Blues
10/3 Hollywood, CA Avalon

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  1. 1

    HA the Turner Hall Ballroom? really? is that the best you can book? =/



  2. 2

    What a pathetic line up…. I wouldn't listen to them if they were on the radio.



  3. 3

    What happen to good old MIami, FL. forgetting where you came from??? not fair!!! :(



  4. 4

    damn, i think my bathroom is bigger than most of those places



  5. 5

    No Phoenix dates????

  6. dilly says – reply to this


    6

    Not coming to Miami, your hometown? wtf.



  7. 7

    Come to Florida pleaseeee! That is so not fair.



  8. 8

    weird. i'm going to the TLA in PHILLY the SAME day for a different concert..
    LOL.



  9. 9

    umm, can you come to Sacramento please



  10. 10

    What about Austin, TX. the live music capital of the world? You loved Austin when you visited with Lady Ga Ga right? remember!!!



  11. 11

    I will deff be at the New York show
    I LOVE YOU PEREZ



  12. 12

    OMGGGGG JULIAN PERRETTAA!!!!
    AND YOU ARE COMING TO TORONTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
    I LOVE YOU PEREZ(LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)



  13. 13

    Bluebird Theater in Denver??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is the smallest venue ever for a bunch of loser bands.



  14. 14

    Oh yay! I love the Showbox! Thats a great venue! :D



  15. 15

    sf yay sooo going



  16. 16

    9/17 back to Toronto uh… let the ass kicking begin!!



  17. 17

    Whoo-hoo!!! Minneapolis date!!!



  18. 18

    you hate Louisiana!



  19. 19

    COME TO WINNIPEG PEREZ!!! it would be insane to see Ladyhawke live in concert!



  20. 20

    looks horrible.



  21. 21

    No Montreal on the list. Sad :(



  22. 22

    OMGGGGGGGGGGGG I WILL SOOOOOOOO BE AT THE FILMORE! CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!



  23. 23

    cafes & ballrooms & house of blues' ? big time…..



  24. 24

    Yeah, okay. Don't come to Detroit. Ida Maria could book at the Magic Stick, I can guarantee that. If you need a number for booking, let me know.



  25. 25

    I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF CANADA WE DON;T WANT YOU HERE, STAY AWAY HOW MUCH MORE CLEARER CAN WE GET, IF YOU COME HERE I HOPE YOU GET YOUR ASS KICKED AGAIN



  26. 26

    You should name the show Snoozefest or lalaforsnooza.



  27. 27

    Re: JigSaw – Appropriate since it looks like he'll be receiving a chain saw enema in at least one of those cities.



  28. 28

    NO PHOENIX SHOW PEREZ!!! COME ON!



  29. 29

    Lmao - looks like you can't compete with the big boys judging by the halls they're playing. Suppose it has anything to do with the shiteous lineup? Another epic fail by the queen of epic failure.



  30. 30

    NO PHOENIX SHOW PEREZ!!! COME ON!!



  31. 31

    can i dj?



  32. 32

    glad to see toronto there, but too bad frankmusik wont be there that date! :'(



  33. 33

    what about Miami!



  34. 34

    Re: mariettar – I agree..Perez you need to come to Austin, TX! I can't believe you would pass us up like that when we are the live music capital of the world! Good point, Mariettar!



  35. 35

    And please don't come back to Toronto. Your stink is still lingering from the last visit lardass.



  36. 36

    Perez…how could you go to Seattle and not quickly cross the border and visit your fans in Vancouver! Common!!!



  37. 37

    Why nothing in the south?



  38. 38

    The Toronto date just happens to conflict with a couple other established acts - U2 playing the 2nd of 2 dates at the Skydome and Marilyn Manson playing the ACC. So - good luck with that.



  39. 39

    not going! i've never even heard of these people.



  40. 40

    so, so, so going to be at the fillmore in sf. yay!!!



  41. 41

    WTF no texas? lame…

  42. @v@ says – reply to this


    42

    This is great; you have a sourced built in audience. I just read that back in the late 60's and early 70's some big bands got their start by each band member hand distributing flyers at local high schools. Build it and they will come, but people have to find out about it, and this is a perfect vehicle for it. Wow is right.



  43. 43

    AND FIX YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE. IT'S MOVING AT THE SPEED OF CONSTIPATION !! SPEND A BUCK YOU CHEAP FAT FUCK AND UPGRADE !



  44. 44

    PEREZ NEEDS TO COME TO EUROPE BABY!
    :D



  45. 45

    Thanks for stopping in Toronto, SO EXCITED!



  46. 46

    WHO FUCKING CARES



  47. 47

    Re: kaitlinnmarie – opera house is a very small venue! But then again how many people will actually atten this concert… I wonder how much tickets are.. The opera house is more of a emo/ punk venue - like mayday parade and alexisonfire go there a lot!



  48. 48

    what about orlando?? :(



  49. 49

    No Montreal stop… too bad



  50. 50

    LIKE THAT YOU ARE HOLDING A GUITAR.

    THE ONLY THING YOU CAN PLAY IS THE SKIN FLUTE



  51. 51

    The Beaumont Club is a pretty nice venue in KC so it's a good fit for this show! The tickets are already showing up on Ticketmaster and, even if they aren't for sale yet, they are only $16.50 a pop! Also, I saw who else is playing that venue for this show (that has not been announced yet)… and may I say HOT?! Perez should send a message to Tina Chen since she lives near there and she should so make an appearance!



  52. 52

    Don't forget your fans in the Uk, maybe you could stop by x x



  53. 53

    HAHAHA!!!!!!!! THE OPERA HOUSE IN TORONTO??? THAT POS DIVE ALONG QUEEN STREET EAST??? SMDH. LAST I CHECKED IS WHERE ALL THE CRACK HEADS, HOOKERS, AND THE PENNILESS GOTHIC ART STUDENTS HANG OUT. PEREZ WILL FIT RIGHT IN… ALL THE REAL ARTISTS BOOK THE ACC OR MOLSON AMPITHEATRE. EPIC FAIL FAT ASS MARIO!!!



  54. 54

    Ahh I would totally come to the one in Salt Lake City if it wasn't being held at a 21-and-older venue…… :/



  55. 55

    Not that we want your lame, self absorbed self in Florida or that I would even accept a free ticket and a free tank of gas to see anything associated with you, but what about your home state of Florida? I guess there aren't too many small venues offered that aren't already booked for Taylor Hicks' tour of Grease. Sad. Taylor Hicks is more popular and better looking than you, a gay man. Stay away from Florida, especially Orlando, tu puta.



  56. 56

    This is going to be one big snoozefest. How come you don't have sliimy on list of performers? Or are you saving him for last as the Creme de la Creme?



  57. 57

    thank God you're not coming to Miami



  58. 58

    Yeah, you're so Latino and so proud of it that you can't even bother to take your tour to Miami. You know, that place you always seem to call your "hometown" yet never come to..



  59. 59

    Re: You Fucktard! – tour stupid frankmusik is amazing it sucks hes not coming to miami!



  60. 60

    Needs some FL.



  61. 61

    Congrats, Mario. You've put together the most laughable concert series in forever. Craptastic!



  62. 62

    Re: JoJoStar – Cream rises to the top but so does the slime.



  63. 63

    Why not Montreal ? every musician loves Montreal…GOD!



  64. 64

    What about the other side of Canada?! GM Place in Vancouver.. please?



  65. 65

    no Montreal :(



  66. 66

    aaaa come on perez toronto's on the list but not Montreal!? whats up wih that??



  67. 67

    " …hottest musicians on the planet right now!.."… SERIOUSLY ?? What fucking planet are you talking about ??? ………And HAHAHA !!! Your ' venues' are hilarious !!! Re: Perez Smells His Skidmarks – HAHAHA !!! No shit !!! !!!



  68. 68

    Where is Charlotte?



  69. 69

    Loser line up. Thankfully you're NOT coming to STL.



  70. 70

    FAIL!
    Is this how you promote? you just call the shite acts that you get "One of the Biggest names of 2009!!!!!" Ive heard of Ida Marie but the other ones dont exist.
    Im sure there is a couple local Gyms in the Miami area you can try and sell out.
    All these are gonna be are shitty shows packed with the shitdick queers that follow you.



  71. 71

    Looks like somebody is forgetting where he came from….No show in Miami!!!!!



  72. 72

    the atl stop is in a decent venue..saw ani there recentlym but…umm..seeing as i have never heard of any of these people, i will pass on this one. kthnxbi



  73. 73

    so will you be attending all of these events?! if so i can't wait for you to be in denver. ur gonna love it here :)



  74. 74

    Hello….NEW ORLEANS????? Show us some love P!



  75. 75

    LAME line up! You can't get any really big acts since you make your money bashing them. Loser. The Black Eyed Peas broke a record right now for the most weeks at #1 on the billboard hot 100! But no one with a real reputation will let your name be attached to them!

    OMG The venues are small and pathetic! Where is lady Gaga?

    No one who makes it will want you around.



  76. 76

    I can't wait to see this failure!! Oh JOY!! The lineup sucks–no one's even heard of these idiots, and no one cares. Start the cancellations due to poor ticket sales!!
    Failed clothing line?? Check
    Failed book? Check
    Failing blog??? Check
    Soon to Fail Concerts??? Get your pencils ready….



  77. 77

    Not coming to Montreal means blacklisted forever from the great book of Cool.
    You had your chance and you spoiled it. Now spend a whole life digging yamny anecdotes about the pissing behaviors of pseudo-celebs (pseudo-celeb: a person who is only celeb from the point of view of someone living in Hollywood, but that nobody knows even in the town next door).



  78. 78

    All these events have a $20 or less admission fee. How are you gonna pay these no talent hacks when there are 7 gay people watching the (no) show.
    You can't even get GAG-a to hook you up with an appearance?

    E P I C F A I L ! ! !



  79. 79

    You are forgetting to tour in TEXAS!!!!



  80. 80

    Come to London! Everyone will absolutely love it.



  81. 81

    I love the Metro! It's small but it's one of the best venues in Chicago. I might go, I don't know.



  82. 82

    Austin Texas Please!!



  83. 83

    how did northern ca get assed out on this one?



  84. 84

    your music is garbage and pathetic



  85. 85

    Re: Nips - n - Lips
    Bwahahahahahaahahahaha



  86. 86

    LOL! This is the "incredible" tour?!?!? It looks like a bunch of very small venues with a lot of very small groups! I mean SMALL as in "not relevant"!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!



  87. 87

    You're coming to Atl the day after I leave to go back to school! Sad. Any chance you'll be making an appearance in atl the day before? I'd absolutely love to meet you!



  88. 88

    WHAT ABOUT CLEVELAND OHIO? Home of rock & roll!? I want to see Frankmusik live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  89. 89

    OMG the tour is in DC for my 17th birthdayyy :) soliddddd



  90. 90

    Goddamn it. The place in Toronto sucks ass.



  91. 91

    so when this shitty tour of yours is cancelled for lack of ticket sales i suggest using the standard "emotionally exhausted" excuse for the performers



  92. 92

    Oh thank GOD! There for minute I thought you may be coming to a town near me! Whew! Safe for the moment!
    I kid! I kid!



  93. 93

    "North American Tour"? This isn't a "North American Tour"…..it's an American tour plus one date in Toronto. Lame lineup of performers…I poo on this tour.



  94. 94

    Who the fuck are these bands? Better yet who would attend this loser fest? The Variety Playhouse, 9:30 club, and HOB - you picked these locations because you wanted and "intimate setting" right?
    MY PREDICTION: anything associated with your name - EPIC FAILURE.

    regards,
    fuck off and die



  95. 95

    The Opera House??? There isn't enough room backstage for all the acts.
    -
    Just wait for it, the cancellations and excuses will be with us presently.



  96. 96

    What about Montreal? no? :(



  97. 97

    Can't wait to catch the show in NYC. Thanks for bringing the love of music and new acts to the world!!! May you rule the world! Music soothes the savage beast!!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo



  98. 98

    lol

    "The response to our tour has been overwhelming!" - Perez Hilton

    how ironic



  99. 99

    no montreal?
    awww perez, my heart is broken!

  100. k.din says – reply to this


    100

    WHAT?! NO DETROIT????? WTF PEREZY!!!!

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