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Brad To Wed When Clooney And His Boyfriend Gets Equal Rights!

Filed under: Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie > George Clooney

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We proudly welcome him to gayborhood!

The rumors about George Clooney liking peen have never ceased, but Brad Pitt has used it to his advantage!

Poppa Pitt claimed that he would marry Angelina once same-sex unions were legalized in America, yet he has diverted the pressure to a close friend.

"Angie and I will not be getting married until George and his partner can legally do so," Pitt jokes with People while referring to Clooney.

Touché, Brad!

You better watch it before you're banned from Lake Como!

P.S. Where there's smoke, there's fire! Or gerbils!

[Image via WENN.]

40 comments to “Brad To Wed When Clooney And His Boyfriend Gets Equal Rights!”



  1. 1

    I'd sew on a cock just to screw George Clooney :D

    or….maybe he'd like my lady parts…..



  2. 2

    i fully support gay marriage im just tired of him saying "we wont get married till everyone can" over and over again. WE GET IT!!!



  3. 3

    lol… :P
    anyhoo, i wouldnt be suprised.. he's too pretty… too good to be straight.. i mean true



  4. 4

    Well, if George is gay, that would explain his poor choice in women recently. Still love ya, though.

  5. Scrib says – reply to this


    5

    Gerbils?! Thanks for confusing the straights once again Perez. You're a fuckin mess you tired queen.



  6. 6

    Aren't Brad and Angie already married???? I have nothing against gays or same sex marriage…but this is kind of a dumb story….I mean…neither are gay? wtf???



  7. 7

    Re: maxwell – Angie is Bisexual isnt she? aNYhow, im gonna change my sex if Clooney is gay, thats for sure!



  8. 8

    Brad's never gonna marry that FREAK!



  9. 9

    HUH??? this is so not true!! I'M NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS UNTIL HE COMES OUT



  10. 10

    Lake Homo



  11. 11

    Re: YaramiJackson

    No shit that's what i'm saying. If Clooneys gay…slap me and call me Chaz!



  12. 12

    Dare to dream! George is the shit!



  13. 13

    He's so gay.



  14. 14

    really, really, really tired of this old- we are not getting married until…… It is a copout for them not to get married. what happened to just a few months ago when they were worried about the kids asking about why they were not married? and what does it prove if they don't marry????? do they think they actually have enough clout/self importance to make all the states change their minds and push through gay marriage laws???? They are just full of it, because if it was that much of an issue, they would speak up about much more than they do. (donations and mentioning once in a while is not a big support). GET OUT AND MAKE SOME ADS OR ARE YOU AFRAID OF PEOPLE NOT WANTING TO SEE YOUR MOVIES BRAD? or are you afraid of actually marrying her?



  15. 15

    George is not gay and Brad will not marry Angelina .. my 2 cents worth!



  16. 16

    George Clooney–gay or straight–still works!

    www.nakednotions.com



  17. 17

    I bet the Ocean 11,12,13,14…65 sets were all rolling their eyes at Pitt in between every take..he seems like he's a real fuckin comedian.Re: pusspuss – lol



  18. 18

    Re: YaramiJackson – Oh I dunno, she might be? Neither are my cup of tea so I really don't follow them that much….LOL to the Clooney remark!



  19. 19

    Re: Scrib – Gay people put gerbils in their butts…..Aren't you glad I gave you that visual? lol … But anyhow, that's what Perez means.



  20. 20

    forget that. Clooney will never go gay.



  21. 21

    You would know a thing or two about gerbils, now, wouldn't you?



  22. 22

    Why would he marry that COW when he can get the milk for free?



  23. 23

    I thought Pitt was Clooney's partner.



  24. 24

    Re: maxwell
    You're fuckin kidding right?



  25. 25

    haha I WISH!



  26. 26

    Re: Siouxsie Michele Bale – Ya know, I wish I was kidding…but I am not. haha. I have heard it from a variety of different sources….gerbils up the butt…I don't understand it, but that's what some do…



  27. 27

    So Brad Pitt's making fun of Clooney by jokingly saying he's gay? That's not funny…He's making a joke about something that people struggle with everyday because others cannot accept them….Brad's a douche



  28. 28

    George is so gay…but i do him anyway

  29. @v@ says – reply to this


    29

    George is a good sport, because he knows that Brad thinks that screwdriver really belongs to Phillip.



  30. 30

    There both HOT HOT HOT!



  31. 31

    Two middle aged men trying to be funny? Save it for the grand kids. Have they signed for The Odd Couple remake or The Over The Hill Gang?

  32. Jex says – reply to this


    32

    good lord. i use to be a perez fan but lately you're just an ass.



  33. 33

    Okay so there never gonna get married, just more excuses.



  34. 34

    Wow, who cares?



  35. 35

    Re: ihategossip3 – You don't GO gay - you either are or you aren't. Back in the day, everybody in LA knew Rock Hudson was gay (among many other super big handsome stars), but kept things under wraps. And he was a total looker. If George is gay - so what??
    Also, I think Brad is still nursing a thing for Jennifer. BTW, marriage is highly overrated. ;-)



  36. 36

    You´re so dumb Perez, can´t you read between the lines??????? Brad knows Clooney ins NOT gay, so he would never married w/ another man, and as a result, HE WON´T MARRY ANGELINA….



  37. 37

    You´re so dumb Perez, can´t you read between the lines??????? Brad knows Clooney ins NOT gay, so he would never marry a man, and as a result, HE WON´T MARRY ANGELINA….



  38. 38

    Brad just says this because he has no intentions of marrying that freak, Angelina. Like one other poster said "why buy the cow when the milk is free".



  39. 39

    Having too much marijuana makes you say such things and smile…

  40. Wendz says – reply to this


    40

    Wow. He really zinged his friend by alluding to his gayness. Haha. Those prankster. Wait, isn't Brad Pitt supposed to be tolerant and liberal? A little crack in that facade, Brad?