Hey Jon, Therapy Is A Lot Cheaper
Filed under: The Gosselins
No mid-life crisis would be complete without a new sports car to drive your ho around in!
Jon Gosselin and Homewrecking Hailey were seen perusing the lots of a Mercedes and Porsche dealerships in the New York suburban area earlier this week.
Jon is probably looking for something a little more sleeker to pick up more college girls with.
We're positive that whatever he ends up getting won't even fit half the amount of kids he's got. Or maybe it's a gift for his toddler?!
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College girls? This guy was at a highschool party!! He wants them much younger than college!!
UGH HE'S SUCH A MORON.
"a little more sleeker" is that kinda like something being "more better" ?
Royal douch.
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He can afford it with all the free publicity you give him.
…special request for JigSaw. please take your tricycle and run this man over.
What a loser.
first he makes a buttload of money exploiting his children, and then he needs a car to exploit his "fame". sickening.
"more sleeker"? did you go to school Mario? Barby? Momma?
I like that ride myself
Re: karencarpenter – Can I ride shotgun !
what's so messed up is he could have easily played the victim and won America over. Kate was such a major bitch that them getting a divorce was not a surprise. But he went the other way, and showed us all what a piece of crap he really is by dating younger girls and hanging out with Lindsay Lohan's shitty father. What a dumb ass!
WHO THE HELL CARES?!?!?!?!?!?!?
when is this douchbag and his wicked witch of the west going to disappear? The two of them really wish they were celebrities. Well, they can wish with one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.
DOUCHE!!! What do girls/women see in this guy?? He isn't attractive at all, maybe he has a HUGE package or something because it sure can't be the looks, dude is FUGLY!!! And the car isn't for him Perez, it is for his young lady "friends". He needs to be saving all his money for his childrens education or better yet…….when and if the divorce goes threw I would assume he will have to pay child support, so him not having a "job" he might wanna get that new ride and save up to pay the TONS of child support he will have to pay.
haha he is ridiculous i hate him
K - we've so far got the following dirt - him out at a bar with his girlfriend. Him in France with his girlfriend, a picture in a kitchen with a beer with no other people… and car shopping. Oh my, that's scandalous!!!
Came in to make sure the "more sleeker" abomination had been mentioned… Leaving satisfied. Sheesh.
Re: kaustin – Cant we all see now WHY Kate was a big bitch to him. We now all know the real Jon. He is a lazy, loser who lost complete interest in his children. I dont blame Kate for being a bitch. Everybody's true colors come out eventually. We dont know what he was like when the cameras were off to make her be a bitch so good for Kate..
Re: Aquarius71 – *not want to get that new ride……oops
He is miserable..Jon…Go back to Kate!!! Your kids need you. Stop being selfish and self centered. One day you're going to wake up (if you haven't already) and realized how you fucked up. Kate's a nut.. we know, but to not even seek some kind of therapy for the sake of your children before you separated is pure selfishness..
Do you really think you're little 20 something girlfriend is really going to want to be with you for the rest of your life? Once she's used up some of your money and your fame, she'll be on to someone else and you'll be alone!
ALONE!
Wow, again, with the douchiness–what happened to the "everything is for my kids", routine. Ya know, I have two kids, I can barely afford braces-let alone a Mercedes, what about putting that money away, isn't it going to cost a small fortune to put 8 kids through college? What about that douchie doucherson?
Why do you call her "Homewrecking Hailey" ?? — She didn't start bangin him til after he & Kate seperated… I believe Deanna Hummell is the actual homewrecker, since he was banging her when he was still married. God, get his hoe's right! I know it gets confusing.
Re: Canadiana717 – absolutey!
I agree with #14 Kaustin 100%
He cheated on his wife 3x, (bitch or not, it's wrong), then he never spends time with his kids cuz he's out drinking, going to France with his ugly homewrecker, and crashing teen parties with teens from 15-19 years of age.. What a tool..
This guy is an idiot!!!!
hey you douche bag, worthless excuse for a man, you didn't earn any of that money, your kids did! No one watched Plus 8 for you and your bald head!
Re: kaustin – totally agree with you 100% good one!!!
Re: Aquarius71 –
Hey Jon how much does it cost to send 8 kids to college?
such a douchebag!!
Re: karencarpenter – no prob Re: Canadiana717 – you can ride on my shoulders, facing backwards
Re: karencarpenter –
I agree. Go! JigSaw! Go!
Re: JigSaw – You know me so well Jigz.. my fave way to ride !!
Its obvious any 22 year old that is with this DUCHE who has 8 kids and a huge amount of baggage is only in it for two reasons FAME and MONEY but she is stupid becuase his fame is bound to end and hopefully kate takes all the money!!!!! JON has serious issues and need a serious mental evalution GROW UP YOU LOSER!!!! No one is going to watch your new show or maybe they will because watching someone else self distruct is hilarious!!!
He's a very special kind of douchebag.
The kind where the bag is filled with rotting rancid meat juice.
He currently drives a car that only seats two. I'm not sure what it is, but that was the sign for me that he was the bigger boob in the relationship.
Jon i know you are saying that there is no mid-life crisis going on here. But denial is something that every man who suffers from this sickness, goes through. So I do advise you calm down, and see someone, oh , and think about your kids because they deserve more than their dad runnning off with some home wrecker.
Ugh, Jon…. He needs to quit being such a highly visible douche nozzle. I hope Hailey gave him crabs. >.> And I hope he gives her a child. Perfect couple y'all.
Do you feel like a 'man' Johnny……..J.
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This guy needs therapy, not a new car or a new younger girl.
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Re: runwithwind – omg- i think i should have heard that saying before, but loves it… such a foul visual, which is, of course, appropriate for that douchebag.
is there anything about this guy that doesn't scream douche… really, i almost feel sorry for him b/c he's so hateful. he needs to wither up for a few years and then start over or something. yuck. so so so YUCKY. phew.
Mercedes or Porsche? Get real, Douche Bag. Try a minivan or suburban you clueless, bald bastard.
PRE MIDLIFE CRISIS!!!!!!! i hate him. i used to like him. what happened to him not wanting to be in the limelight?
its funny how now he is like the poster guy for the term DOUCHE.
he claims that he "missed out on his 20's", gimme a break Jon, had my daughter @ 20, grow up and be a man!!!
Re: LisaRose – Because when he's not driving the oversized van, he should be driving a minivan?
Go back home and take care of your kids instead of leaving like a fucking playboy. You didn't even work one day to live a swanky life and your only investment was sperminating Kate.
I'd love to ride on his lawn mower.