Perez Hilton Presents…

altorl_benne_56039053_max__opt.jpg

This is gonna be special!

Semi Precious Weapons is one of Lady GaGa's favorite bands - and ours!

And, they are one of THE BEST live acts on the planet. Period.

We are soooo lucky to have these glam rockers from New York on our very first Perez Hilton Presents tour, which is hitting up major markets across the U.S. beginning September 10th in Atlanta and ending October 3rd in Los Angeles.

Semi Precious Weapons are joining some of our other favoritest musicians around, including Ida Maria, Ladyhawke, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta, Eric Hutchinson and more!

Tickets go on sale to the general public this weekend, and you - our Perezcious readers - will have access to a special pre-sale tomorrow, Thursday, at 10 am in each market.

Get your tickets early!

Check back on PerezHilton.com tomorrow for more information on the pre-sale, as well as to find out which artists are playing in what cities!

And, if you're not familiar yet with their awesomeness, check out a couple songs from Semi Precious Weapons that we just can't get enough of (below) and then CLICK HERE to listen to more of their tunes!

pereztourart__opt11.jpg

[Photo by Bennett Raglin via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Aug 12, 2009 at 1:15 pm / Email this  »

    128 comments to “Perez Hilton Presents…”

    More comments: [1] 2 »



    1. 1

      checkout paris hilton's valtrex commercial at realcelebritease.com



    2. 2

      …I have already scheduled a bikini wax on that evening.



    3. 3

      poor Gaga she needs to spend less on clothes and perhaps some on rhinoplasty, she has the ugliest nose in the industry!



    4. 4

      I seriously don't care. Period.



    5. 5

      I'm scared. That video was VERY disturbing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    6. 6

      Too much ugly for one photo…



    7. 7

      Awful. Again, more trashy. Perez, please, get real talent! Check MySpace Music, there are so many undiscovered bands and singers..



    8. 8

      LAME ASS!! NO ONE WILL GO TO SEE THIS SHIT. EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!



    9. 9

      I LOVE SPW!!! :D They're fucking fab



    10. 10

      she's so beaaautifuuul #Brazil



    11. 11

      hahahaha, GOD lady gaga is the DEFINITION of a butterface. her weave/wig/dead animal is also pretty gross.



    12. 12

      You're running low on stars, Perez. All we see in this doomed tour of yours are struggling unknowns.



    13. 13

      gaga has a horrible body look at her fuckin thunder thighs and huge ass



    14. 14

      Good luck Perezcious! Sounds fabulous! :) :) :)



    15. 15

      I think singer was on an episode of made a couple of years ago,
      about a shy girl who wanted to play the bass..



    16. 16

      Absolute shit, guy sounds like ever other shit emo band singer out there now…So contrived, so talentless, so godawful.

      God damn, all i can say….kill em all.



    17. 17

      Lady Gaga always in her underwear is getting old!



    18. 18

      -
      LOL!!! One of Gaga's favorite bands??? I thought you and her were BFF's??? It's nice to see she clearly just uses you for some cheap publicity (it's really all you are worth) - God knows she'd NEVER lower herself to play for some pathetic show that you (or your misguided hubris more accurately) scraped together.



    19. 19

      Who are all these people again????



    20. 20

      awkward piccc



    21. 21

      special as in mentally challenged! you know I would go Perez but I rally have to rearange my sock drawer then a bikini wax.But I'm sure the inmates will put on a great show.



    22. 22

      Ugly, uglier and ugliest….



    23. 23

      Re: jamesjoseph – Fuck off . Your website sucks



    24. 24

      Re: Canadiana717 – now if it was me and you….. hot!!!



    25. 25

      GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!



    26. 26

      holy hairline batman!!!! perez thinking you should up the dose of rogaine…. look what it did for me



    27. 27

      i know that dude from "Made".. was on tv just a few days ago, lol… but they sound horrible… and what's with the heels….? hmmkey…



    28. 28

      too much freaks in one photo PS the GAGA hype died down a long time ago. a 2 hit wonder and KABAM, no one cares about Gaga anymore. Tell her she needs to get a new single out cuz no one gives a shit about Poker face anymore because the radio stations overplay the SHIT out of it.



    29. 29

      look@ all those tranny messes. dayum.



    30. 30

      Re: Canadiana717 – What about a 3-way with Ga Ga…..? ♥



    31. 31

      WOOOW!

      PURE SHIT!. Awful music.



    32. 32

      You should name it "Perez Hilton's Gayfest"



    33. 33

      Re: UberBling – damn then you must be anorexic or some fat jealous bitch because gaga has a nice ass and body .. fyi being pencil thin isnt attractive



    34. 34

      Mario…i thought the guy with the two black eyes was you….too bad!!!!!!!! soon

    35. kimba says – reply to this


      35

      ok… your Presents suck…
      LADY GAGA….RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    36. Stank says – reply to this


      36

      Wow that's a boat load of ugly right there.

      If the 3 of you in that first photo tried out for the Ugly Olympics you'd not only make it but you would win the gold. Thanks for making my eyeballs bleed.



    37. 37

      IT.KEEPS.GETTING.WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    38. 38

      perez u are one ugly fat fuck.and by the way why dont u call lady ga ga a whore like u did Evan wood.The only thing u can promote is gay porn,thats up ur alley or should I say ur ass……………woman hater faeg!!!



    39. 39

      Most discusting thing i've ever seen.
      Way to keep exploiting women as mens' sex toys.
      Bunch of garbage.



    40. 40

      What about Leighton Meester to round out the event.



    41. 41

      Re: Canadiana717 – #23….ya fuck off you tard!!!!!!!



    42. 42

      Re: Canadiana717 – #23 you tell him sweet thing********



    43. 43

      Cover your bung holes at that event.



    44. 44

      Re: JigSaw – slow down saw…..Dong is in the house!!! LOL



    45. 45

      Also, the two music videos for 'Semi Precious Weapons' are EXACTLY the same.
      Women barely clothed, singing about sex, women pretending to fuck eachother, and in the last video NUDITY.
      That's fucking sick >:[



    46. 46

      Are you starting to lose your hair Mario…or is that comb-over just hiding your hideously large Rhianna forehead?

      3 X FUG X NO TALENT



    47. 47

      I wanted to like them and liked the craziness but he can't sing and is a one-note Hedwig ripoff. With Gaga in their corner, they might do better than I expect, though.



    48. 48

      IMHO… freaks.



    49. 49

      Re: Long Dong Connery – what about a 3 way with Jigz ?



    50. 50

      3 trannys in a row

    51. AlyNB says – reply to this


      51

      is it true that lady gaga is a hermaphrodite????????????



    52. 52

      Re: JigSaw – I'm blushing..



    53. 53

      "And, they are one of THE BEST live acts on the planet. Period."

      They wish the were. They aren't even close.



    54. 54

      omg!!! the lead singer to semi precious weapons is sooooo HOT!!!!!! lol



    55. 55

      You should this the Semi Talented Tour.



    56. 56

      Best live act on the planet? You're kidding right? Muse, Radiohead, MuteMath….ugghhhh why even bother.



    57. 57

      Maybe call it The Desperate for Attention Tour.



    58. 58

      will someone please buy this bitch some pants (and rhinosurgery)……..



    59. 59

      Or how about the Freaks and Geeks Tour?



    60. 60

      An endless parade of nobodies - all filler NO killer!



    61. 61

      The first video makes Lux Interior (and Sid Vicious, while we're at it) turn in their graves so much it is crap faux-punk mainstream.

      Hey semilicious, did you know your "all looks no brains" aesthetic failed years ago in its emulation of Fischerspooner or Sigue Sigue Sputnik?



    62. 62

      awesome! I saw him on MADE



    63. 63

      music's ok…. it's just the things they sing about are pointless so it makes listing to them pointless.



    64. 64

      Re: olympia – Omg, you've got it all wrong. What is so wrong with having a bigger nose?! Be glad she's not fake like every other celeb.



    65. 65

      you've lost so much weight so fast that now you're losing your hair!



    66. 66

      That band sounds and looks like hollywood trash straight off of sunset blvd.



    67. 67

      wow lady gagas thighs are purple cuz that outfit is so freakin tight! get a bigger size



    68. 68

      Are you coming to Phoenix!? :)



    69. 69

      You didnt need to draw any dicks on that picture because It already has 3 of them huh Mario



    70. 70

      i would not watch this ugly shit for 1 mil .



    71. 71

      & lady gaga looks like a tranny you pulled out of a circus.
      PUTRID .



    72. 72

      Re: LizardKinG
      well said.



    73. 73

      Looks like the cast from Rocky Horror only uglier and gayer.



    74. 74

      Seriously Perez, I know you believe its all AMAZING, AWESOME and SPECIAL but in that pic all three of you look absolutely ridiculous! Gaga has a face like a horse, you obviously dressed in the dark and the dude looks like Duran Duran on acid.

      I've seen Gaga perform and was underwhelmed. Maybe I just don't get it the whole scene, but I'm glad I don't.



    75. 75

      gaga looks like a retarded birthday present. i think her face is a bit lopsided. But still loves her- and ya totally Rock Horror but uglier and gayer I agree!



    76. 76

      That is quite possibly most disturbing photo i have seen in sometime



    77. 77

      LOL! Lady Gag-a has Jennifer Aniston's old nose. WOOF!



    78. 78

      That is the ugliest photo I have ever seen. It will haunt my dreams.



    79. 79

      I went to school with the lead singer of SPW, and he is the sweetest guy! I am so impressed with how well he has done!



    80. 80

      WOW…I am a big fan Perez but i think this band sucks. And the video is a little to "Rocky Horror Picture Show". Actually that is an insult to "Rocky Horror Picture Show".

      BAD
      BAD
      BAD



    81. 81

      PS- Hey Perez, that outfit just won you the People en Espanol "WORST DRESSED EVER!" award for next year. Congrats!



    82. 82

      wow it's like a douchebag sandwich in that pic. i can almost hear the price is right fail tuba music now.



    83. 83

      WHat the fuck?



    84. 84

      Aye niggia you like anything that LADY CACA likes . You have no individuality you fake hipster.



    85. 85

      YOU ARE ONE FAT UGLY HAIR LOSING PIECE OF SHIT.



    86. 86

      ALL YOU NEED IS LIZ TAYLOR IN THAT PIC AND YOU CAN RE-CREATE THE LIZA MINELLI/DAVID GUEST WEDDING PHOTO



    87. 87

      Re: LizardKinG – LMFAO THAT'S GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    88. 88

      Um wasn't this guy on MADE? Attack of the gay 80s hair metal much?

      seriously Perez……get some people who are musically talented. Add Diversity and throw in Carrie Prejean!!! BWHAHAH



    89. 89

      Re: Canadiana717

      No shit…..even the stills for the video are fucking hideous for this monster of a man/woman/it. I'm totally fucking disturbed AND perturbed. Is it just me or does it seem like Perez' hairline is receding?



    90. 90

      Re: Dutchie2010

      YES! it isn't just me!!!!! HE IS losing his hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      wow Karmas a BITCH (that means shes a woman not a tranny like the guy to the right) RIGHT perez?!??!? HAHHAHAHHAHAHA



    91. 91

      So BECAUSE they're one of her favorite bands, they're one of yours…right?



    92. 92

      Would someone please be a lamb and set up a competing celebrity gossip blog that is actually worthwhile? T-ehm-Z is just lazy these days and el bloguero Perez has lost his way. It's becoming difficult to find the real content amongst the ads for no-name bands he's promoting (which are disguised as articles.) Time to find a site that actually wants to be in the business we came here looking for…

    93. kooch says – reply to this


      93

      Kinda funny this pic totally show's three people that are "Barely" guys. Gaga is a GuyGuy! Terrible. Perez blows.



    94. 94

      Re: zach swan

      Yeah wanna do it? We can be a team :D

      COMPETITIVE BLOGGING IS SOOOO 2010!



    95. 95

      "Semi Precious Weapons is one of Lady GaGa's favorite bands - and ours!"

      After I read that, I knew they'd be shit.



    96. 96

      This is just too much fug in one photo. I see this tour is turning into one bomberific event with all this unknown untalent.



    97. 97

      Lady GaGa is so much better than these guys(?).
      Maybe that's why she likes them so much?



    98. 98

      Dear Perez,

      I'm going to keep this real short and real simple. That picture contains 3 of the ugliest motherfuckers I've seen in my entire fn life. You people are laughable.

      And look at your head. That damn thing is SOOOOOO much bigger than everyone elses.

      regards,
      fuck off and die



    99. 99

      Man… that scurvy bitch is fug!



    100. 100

      You know The Ark from Sweden?

    More comments: [1] 2 »