Perez Hilton Presents…
Our boy is making his American debut!!!!
The first signing to our new Perezcious Music record label, Sliimy (pronounced Slim-E), is going to be a part of our first-ever tour!!!!
Having just opened for both Britney Spears and Katy Perry in Europe, we are thrilled to have Sliimy be part of Perez Hilton Presents and rock the US with his fun, happy, quirky, adult pop songs.
Check out his first American single, Wake Up (below) and then CLICK HERE to get your copy today!
Sliimy is part of a super stellar rotating lineup of very varied yet all equally amazing musical acts, including Ida Maria, Ladyhawke, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta, Eric Hutchinson and Semi Precious Weapons!
Tickets might sell out during our exclusive pre-sale tomorrow, Thursday, for our Perezcious readers. So we definitely would advise you getting your tickets as soon as they go on sale at 10 A.M. in each local market tomorrow. Any leftover tickets will go on sale to the general public this weekend.
Check back to PerezHilton.com tomorrow morning for more info on the pre-sale as well as to find out which artists are playing where.
It's going to be magical!
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who's he? poster child for birth control?
he sounds horrible. ew. this tour looks horrible with tiny venues and shit
sucks 1st
wow,what a suprise mario.do us a favour and stick to what got you famous,blogging you fat piece of fuck
douchebag central.
Looks like katy (i can't sing) perry is counting down the minutes left in her career.
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Omg first! Go perez, you shexy diva!!
I hope Katy Perry didn't catch any head lice…
sorry. long time visitor of this site, and usually a bit down with perez. actually hung out a few times in RL together, but I have to say, and I hope you read these perez …
uhm, this is kinda … shit. i don't like it, it ranks no where near some of the artists you have recognized, and i think you would do best to do what people are suggesting …
stick to blogging. you're gonna start spreading yourself kinda thin and ruin what you're actually good at doing.
i mean, i know it's in full force already, but how about simmer down … and don't just pick up and artist cause he's only of the only moderately decent name sout there looking for representation.
This guy is crap. It's people like you, assfukk, who make the American music scene suck so hard.
Quit promoting this fluffy-pink-butterfly-crap.
I'd like it if I could understand what he's saying.
Hey Mario….learn proper ENGLISH. The proper way to write your first sentence is "Our BOY IS" or "Our BOYS ARE" Either way is fine, but definately NOT the way you wrote it. STUPID!!
You're trying to sucker people into buying tickets under the disguise of this is going to be some big sold out event, but "WE" are not falling for your con game porky. You and Slim-E can go suck butt. His single sounds like something a 5yr old would like.
EPIC FAIL !
Sounds like a Sesame Street theme song
YOU ARE SUCH A DELUSIONAL DOUCHEBAG
Your first signing should change his name to Creepy. Look how tight KP's right arm is to her body - I can hear her thinking "God I hope he doesn't touch me".
W.D.G.A.F. (WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK) PERIOD. /END QUOTE
Re: JoJoStar – seriously, how do you really feel about it?
The last musical mistake that came out of France was Plastique Bertrand. At least he was somewhat easy on the eyes. Slme-EEEEE sould just go back. There is no place for crap like this here. Merci, mais, non….
you are ruining your own website with this shit. i am going to stop reading if you dont shut the fuck up about your record label.
What has this darn site become? I used to come here and even though many people don't like you, you managed to garner millions of views to this site. And that was because you'd type shit we'd laugh to, and it would somehow be very entertaining. But now you're probably going to bash this site with your self-advertising and your label and all that jazz. If you don't want to lose everybody, get back to doing what you're best at. But anyways Perez, why the fuck would you even read this and what difference would it make? Besides I hear you even hired ghost writers to write all these posts anyway.
P.S. How can you call that adult-pop? If that's fun, quirky, happy, adult-pop then Miley Cyrus is in the Whitney Houston league.
Damm that 1st shot of him must have been photoshopped to hell, he looks like a pedo in this one .
can't wait for this exhilarating blockbuster that will be this tour of legendary music…
Wow, French artist! Vraiment? More like irony. Watch me translate your label's name in la langue de Molière: Perezcious Ridicule label.
(For the unfound, "Les Précieuses Ridicules" is a theatre play about a bunch of gossip girls).
Pas mauvais, Sliimy, mais y a rien qui sonne français la-dedans. Mauvais choix de fréquentations.
Maybe you don't read your comments. THIS SONG SUCKS.
another lame artist like CaCa
you're like a HS kid putting on a crappy school play
My Perezcious's readers are all so uneducated. It is NOT pronounced "sly-me". He is FRENCH dammit. The accent is on the second syllable. Now say it 5 times "slim-E" "slim-E". That's better!
Perezcious Music? Please tell me this is a joke…
Mario, you are such a fat tragic lame douche bag. your taste in music fucking sucks
"Tickets might sell out during our exclusive pre-sale tomorrow, Thursday, for our Perezcious readers. So we definitely would advise you getting your tickets as soon as they go on sale at 10 A.M. in each local market tomorrow. Any leftover tickets will go on sale to the general public this weekend."
You're SUCH a douchebag, Perez!! Could you be overhype your shit tour any harder??? I think YOU hope that it sells out at presale but I think there's more chance of R-Patz giving you a blowy than of you selling out a shit tour with almost entirely unknown/unheard of artists. Stop shoving your lame, eurotrash, electropop down our throats and do what your best at…drawing cum shots on celebrities faces. Loser.
"any leftover tickets"? They'll ALL be leftover tickets.
Seriously, Mario - your new record label is really off to an awful start.
Re: Hodge Podge – The "mis" pronounciation is totally intentional, thank you.
Fucking Pathetic.
Re: bens79 – Totally agree.. thanks for posting this. I am sick of teeney bopper rock and EMO.. whatever.. you know? What about real musicians that actually write music, play instruments.. etc?? Come on!
ahhaha! u americans make me laugh so hard!! nous les francais on vous laisse Slim-E sans aucun problème!! bon debarrras!
LOL!
ps: vexation ur so right! ahaha!!!
Sliimy sucks
this guy is like you: A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
He could start with a good teeth cleaning…….fucking yuck……..J.
Re: JigSaw – Does being Number 1 make you feel special……..J.
Why don't you just announce that all acts are gay bar music? The list of douchebags keeps on growing.
YUCK!
this tour is a joke…no talent on it.
Is Slimey male or female?
he looks like he smells.
It's not going to be magical. It's going to be gay and will suck. No one will show. Now go fuck yourself.
perez I need to puke when I see your ugly fat face…
This sounds terrible. This is just not good music. I wonder if this scared people out of Britney's last concert. I'd rather listen to elevator music on full blast.
Your taste in music is as good as your self control when dealing with celebrities. I hope you fail in the music business the way you have fallen as a media-blogger.
I think his name would be better if it was slime-y.
I can't understand what this poor boy is saying 95% of the song. Perez, you should have found a different artist for your first deal.
All I have to say that the only Band worth seeing on this IS Semi Precious Weapons, if you don't know who they are you better check them out!! They fucken rock!!
YAY for Eric!!!! Sliimy sucks!!!!! I can't understand what he's saying.
He's SHIT Perez :S good luck with your "Perezicous" label hahahahahha. what a JOKE.
How much are tickets going to cost?
ehhh… that song sucks, to put it lightly. Somehow I can't see your record label lasting with talent like this, perez!
What.. ? Next
I usually try to keep an open mind but …. damn that sucked.
awww. Katy is so cute!
whoooooo GIVES A FLYING FUCK?THAT SONG IS H.O.R.R.I.B.L.E.!!!BUULLLLSHIT IT IS..SO HE BETTER SHIP BACK OVERSEAS..JJUST SAYING.
Wow. This has got unmitigated disaster written all over it. I bet the tour cancels the first week……
This song gives me a headache.
So Sliiiiimy is goiiiiiing to siiiiiiiiing at your concert??? How very boriiiiiiiiiiiing, and siiiiiiiiiiiickeniiing. Thiiiiiiiiink IIIIIIIII'll stay home that niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight and do something more iiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnerestiiiing, liiiiiiiiiiike do my naiiiiiiiiiiiiils.
"Perezcious Music record label"
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Wow you're pathetic.
He's like Mika. He's a liar when he say "i don't crib from Mika". He had to get off away
Oh Mh God that was awful. I couldn't even listen to the whole song, never mind pay money and waste time attending a whole concert. Sounds like a 5yr old version of Mika.
Why the fuck everybody is being so mean ? Fuck the haters !!!
Good luck and enjoy !
Pour la peine j'écris le reste en français… Quelle bande de cons ! Je suis super contente pour Sliimy et tout ce qui lui arrive, contente qu'il ait droit à son bout de rêve américain lui aussi
marionnes t motivé!! ahaha! le reve risque de se transformer en cauchemar enfin bon au moins il aura essaye! mais je doute que ca plaise serieusement aux américains! deja mika a grave galere pour avoir un peu d'audience alors slimy….enfin, on verra bien! wait and see!
ps:I predict this "tour" will be an epic fail!!! ahah
in france we are fed up about him! we want he stay in USA!!! il est vraiment mais alors vraiment nul!
Oh la la il est juste LAMENTABLE!!! He's not even famous in France, his music is crap!
i just don't eat up this gender-neutral 80's shit like everyone else I guess. Not great. Not terrible to listent to just once, but come on.
FUCKING HORRIBLE! FAIL.
I hope Sliimy gets his nose hairs trimmed before he goes on tour.