Buy Now And Save!!!
Surprise!
We've got some very exciting news about our inaugural Perez Hilton Presents tour!
Not only are we giving you, our Perezcious readers, access to a special pre-sale today, before tickets go on sale to the general public this weekend, but….
As an added incentive to buy your tickets now, we've been able to work with Ticketmaster and the other ticket retailers to greatly reduce their service charges and additional fees for today only, during this exclusive pre-sale.
We care about you, bbs!
So what are your waiting for????? This is your chance to see an amazing lineup of musicians, handpicked by Perez, including Ida Maria, Ladyhawke, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta, Eric Hutchinson, Semi Precious Weapons and Sliimy.
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Update: If any of the ticketing sites are asking for a password for the pre-sale, that code is "Perez"
Update: If any of the ticketing sites are asking for a password for the pre-sale, that code is "Perez"
Update: If any of the ticketing sites are asking for a password for the pre-sale, that code is "Perez"
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i would never go to that i havent even heard of those people you are off
hahahahahahahahahahahhah nobodys buying tickets to your lame show. jut give up now.
….and i thought you hated ticketmaster? wtf
If you gave tickets away for free it still would be to much.
oh my god, NO dude. Just stop!
perez, this is fucking disgusting, prior to this you have just posted that the legend les paul has died, and how his legacy will live on forever….clearly not as you have bumped his story down for some shameless self promotion for your shitty tour. take a second and realize that without someone as amazing as les then your piss poor excuse for a tour could never ever have happened, show some fucking respect
R.I.P Les
no one is going to go cause you are meannnnnnn !
You need to give away free cars and money if you people to go.
dayum, things are going so well you are discounting on the first day…. lmao
sounds like K-Mart!!!!!
You harshly trash ticketmaster saying they are the worst company, yet you still peddle your crap through them. You don't make any sense as usual.
*yawn* i want news not propaganda.
The password is perez? But what if I suffered major brain damage and couldn't remember?
It must be for gay people because the artist sound very arty. Not my thing, but good luck on it Perez!
haha omg..
I thought you said Eric Hutchinson would be on this tour!!!
Not until Leighton Meester is on the bill.
I thought you didn't agree with ticketmaster's ways? And now you are selling your tickets through them…Wow, Perez. Good for you! Greed wins
How can you "save" money by choosing to be ripped off?
I see you ain't too proud to beg, but you have one major problem — you picked the talent. You may have to start selling the tickets for $1 like megabus and then you still may not fill half the venue.
I am in Atlanta and would def go if you had anyone halfway listenable. Eric Hutchinson…I CRINGE when he comes on the radio and always immediately turn. I cannot imagine hearing him live!
Is The avalon going on sale tomorrow
As an added incentive to buy your tickets now……means OH SHIT!!!! nobody's buying any tickets - LOL - Failure from the start
OMG already discounting the tickets? HAHA Gee the Black Eyed Peas don't have to do that to sell tickets… hmmmm
I saw pics of you chasing down Lady Gaga in Japan. She was walking 100 steps ahead of you so no oneknew you were behind her. Are youHow embarrasing for you that she never takes a pic with your lame ass since you made a fool of yourself with the Black Eyed Peas. NO ONE wants to be seen with you anymore, even the teens on Teen Choice did not vote for you! Oh but the Black Eyed Peas did win an award and they peformed.
I'd rather chew glass than see anything associated with YOU,Perez!
"we care about you, bbs!" or are you just desparate?
NO
LMAO you turn off comments to you ass kissing Lady Gaga post! Well Lady Gaga is an ugly tranny and fat as hell. You dare mock other women when you think she is gorgeous?
Anyway….. lame lame tour.
I hope the Perezcious does not have to "paper the house" by giving free tickets out to crack whores and homeless people at the last minute.
The Opera House in Toronto holds 850 people, you'll be lucky to fill the bottom section. And there's only going to be 3 performers. Your tour gets lamer with every post, this is a minor event but you're promoting it as epic. County fairs are more epic than this shit.
maybe if you came to texas or oklahoma I'd think about going. But you arn't so I'm not.
Re: JigSaw – Is that fucking hilarious or what !! LMAO
YOU COULDN'T SELL OUT THESE SHOWS IF THE $DOLLAR STORE WAS SELLING THEM
NOT even for FREE U pos Mario
DESPERATE MUCH ?
PEREZ- Get AIDS and DIE,bb !
JULIAN PERRETTA WAS SUPPOSED TO COME TO CHICAGO! DAMN!!!!!!!!! I was crossing my fingers and everything =( Waaaaaaaaaah
You should put MODERN SCIENCE on your next tour!!! www.freemodernscience.com
OMG this is HILARIOUS!! Complete failure to someone who completely deserves it! I predicted this would happen…literally laughed my ass off when I read this post. What's even more hilarious is that most of these venues are TINY. I've been to a few, and you're lucky if you an squeeze 500 people in them.
And yeah…what's with dissing Ticketmaster and then using them to promote your terrible "tour?" These poor "artists" don't know what they are getting into! Careers ruined…a sad, sad day for them.
wait, so the service fees are discounted, but the ticket prices went up since this morning!! they were $20 for the new york show this morning, but it's now $29?!
Re: Hodge Podge – - LOL - wouldn't that be humiliating. He's always slamming others for having to discount or give away tickets to fill seats. Now he may have to do it himself. Payback is a BITCH!!
Sliimy? I mean seriously?
Re: Hodge Podge –
this tour sounds completely lame. good luck selling ANY SEATS.
Fail. Perez, everyone hates you (except a handful of teen female bunny-boilers) and no one has any idea who these bands are. Why would anyone pay ANY money for tickets?
its a sad day in your world today eh piggy. maybe try being a little more behind the scenes. the tour is not about you its about the music. your name (not to burst your bubble) does not really help the sales of anything. in the past 3 or 4 months i have seen maybe 2 full screen ads. your strip ads on the side are dwindling. if you want to branch out think about embracing the shadows. or just get behind the computing machine and blog the odd time. stop with the ghost writers we can tell the grammer has been a little better over the last few months
you people are idiots. The artists that perex choose are awesome. ladyhawke FRANKMUZIK!? plus hello?! HES NOT USING TICKETMASTER TO SELL TICKETS you retards. hes using something else. i know perez is a douche an all but leave him alone and get your own fucking life. when oure famous and you have your own tour with big acts. then you can ttalk. btw WHY ISNT FUCKING VANCOUVER IN THE STUPID LIST PEREZ YOU FUCKING BASTATDDDDDD!!
@37monkeyman133, Speaking of vancouver he was suppose to do a autograph session to promote his shitty book but had to be cancelled due to poor ticket sales, how many tickets did he sell 12!!! LOL!
hmmm sounds pretty lame to me… Probably would have been smart to get a name on the bill that people have heard of, or like..
Re: I Want A Hater Too! – LOL!!!!!!
hmm… apparently even gaga refuses to be a part of this.
This tour really needs a catchy name to succeed. How about Vomitouscrapterfest or Vomitpalooza. Maybe Ralphadelic or Spewtastic. I'll work on it for you Piggy Boy.
Instead of discounting, why don't you just add ONE person/group with talent to the list?
Re: monkeyman133 – perez was booked at the river rock last month. not for this tour but for a lame appearance. according to a source at river rock he sold 65 tickets. we hurt his feelings so no he will not come to vancouver
Re: Mickey9661 – good one ha ha ha ha
Re: monkeyman133 – and yes his tiks are available at ticketmaster
I don't care what anyone says… $29.00 for a ticket to a Hollywood show with this many acts is going to be FABULOUS. Thanks Perez… I cannot wait to see Julian on October 3rd!
this lineup sucks
Re: monkeyman133 – Can you not even read or is it too dark in P's ass to read his own words?
Re: perezhasanalleakage – but the website link show the tickets being sold at some other website. not linked to ticketmaster. and i heard about the vancouver showing thing. id still be more interested in this more though. that bastard
Re: TheHollywoodHottie – Before you go fanboi (or girl) each night only 2-3 acts appear - not "this many". Secondly, none of these people have ever been to Hollywood, some never to America. Well, Hollywood is full of non-talent these days, so you may be right, now that I think about it. There's a reason Depp moved to France - and he's probably the least conformist!
Re: monkeyman133 – WTH are you talking about? The link goes DIRECTLY to ticketmaster when you click on buy tickets. Are you confusing it with the paid advertising search hover over crap?
Here's the link, split up that goes through TM: ticketmaster#com/event/0E00430BD6BE89B2
Re: perezhasanalleakage – The performance at River Rock was supposed to be this weekend. It is still listed at TM as a cancelled performance. For all you Van fans, maybe that space on Granville Island is available - you know, the square out front of the Public Market - nudge nudge, wink wink.
got my tickets! screw all you for talking shit! ladyhawke rocks and perez is hilarious. you all know it!!
This is hilarious - no one with any common sense, musical ability, taste, class, or dignity would be caught dead at this garbage.
I love how you've already slashed ticket prices and try to tell everyone it's a "special deal" = face it Perez, you suck and no one is buying your shit. Just like no one bought your book, no one bought your shitty Hot Topic line of garbage, and no one bought your "text update service" crap.
You are a very bad businessman, sorry, but it's true.
One more major fail to add to your growing list of fail.
Re: jennylyny – All I know is you've publicly proven your bad taste in music and your willingness to throw away entirely too much money to try and be in the "in" crowd.
Whats up with using ticketmasta? The lineup is super lameo! Come on PH i know you can do better. You should have got Peaches on board.
Word to cartmanfan! RIP Les
The Perezcious has worked HARD to put together this tour dammit! STOP calling the acts by their wrong names. It's NOT Ladyhawkaloogie, Freakmusik, Slimeball, or Semi Precious Weapons of Ear Destruction!
Perez sold TWELVE tickets to River Rock before they canceled it. Too funny.
ADD MORE FRANKMUSIK DATES, PLEASE! ADD MORE FRANKMUSIK DATES, PLEASE! ADD MORE FRANKMUSIK DATES, PLEASE! ADD MORE FRANKMUSIK DATES, PLEASE!
hell no. but maybe if you pay me, i MIGHT go
IMMA BE AT THE SEPT 14th CONCERT!!! CANT FUKIN WAIITTTT!!!!
AND HE HATED TICKETMASTER JUST WHAT A MONTH AGO??? AND NOW HE'S ”WORKING” WITH THEM… please don't buy tickets for this - it's just more money into his slimy pockets
Thought you would never work with Ticketmaster, hypocrite! And I wouldn't be caught dead at one of the shows.
Hmm… too bad the closest place the show will be to me is Fucking NYC, which is an 8 or 9 hour drive. Maybe you should consider playing some of the lesser known locales, like Syracuse or Watertown NY. We'd love to have ya Perez!
wowww, i fucking love you so i will be there to attend your fabulous show!
LOOOOOOOL! Your piece of garbage tour is going to FAIL TOO FUCKING HARD. This is hilarious. You get what you deserve, fucking loser.
Perez, just give it up u fat fcuk, ur chargin ppl in Toronto $26 to see ur shittyass show in the OPERA HOUSE WITH LIKE…3 unknown artists?? id rather buy myself some nice dinner with that thx. watch perez boast the next day bout how "MAGICAL" n "AMAZEBALLS" it was.. wen u probably see like 10 ppl at the """CONCERT""" ahahahahaha
One sentence: Whoever is subsidizing the expenses for this giant disaster of a so called tour, is gonna lose their ass! Big Time!
I just read sales are SLOW yay !!!
Seriously Perez I'm glad im in the UK so that there is no chance in hell i would pay to see this lame line up and your rubbish tour. The thing is like FrankMusic and Ladyhawke are known in the uk but they are not popular at all. Flippin hell i've had numerous opportunites to see FrankMusic for free and I still didn't go so who the hell in America would want to pay $29 for artists they don't know and aren't even that popular in their own flippin country. Serriouslyyyy.
"handpicked by Perez" = music for tasteless fucking retards
Re: monkeyman133 – YOU are the fucking idiot! there's only one thing more pathetic than perez and that is people who actually defend this bastard.
FUCK YOU!
Re: alyssababee – you "fucking love him"? WTF! is this Mario's sister again?
well I fucking pity you
fuck you, I hope you lose all your money and live in a box