Dane Cook Thinks VaneXXXa Is Darling
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You've all heard by now Dane Cook's hilarious comments/advice to Vanessa Hudgens on Sunday during the 2009 Teen Choice Awards.
The comedian told VaneXXXa, "Girl, you gots to keep your clothes on! Phones are for phone calls, girl!"
To which the camera zoomed in on her face and she wasn't too thrilled about it.
Thursday night, Cook attended the Las Vegas for the premiere of The Goods. And when asked about his remarks, he simply said it was "just a dumb joke." Adding that "She's a darling girl."
What, is he really sorry for his joke or is he being sincere?
He's not exactly apologizing for his "dumb joke". Nor should he! It was f-u-n-n-y. And Dane Cook is rarely funny!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: August 13, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Is it 5:00 in Cali yet?? Ugh i'm tired!
*disappointed*
Aw now i feel bad.
The only time Piggy Boy was ever funny was when he made his sobbing profanity riddled 12 minute video after the Will.I.Am incident. I laughed so hard, I almost choked.
i want to see a picture of vanessas face lol
he's so fucking sexy! i would love to just fuck the shit outta him….just one time!!!
Re: AILISEC – oh it was so funny! kind of jus blank, while everyone was laughing….hilarious!
He d0es n0t have to say s0rry…
He pr0bably assumes she is an easy lay…..
She deserved it dumb Bitch…..
what he said was not only hilarious but very very true!!!
AH HA LOL
You only think it's funny because of how much, for no reason, you hate vanessa, asshole.
lmao he definitely shouldn't apologize for that! i thought it was hilarious
the look on her face is priceless.
Dane Cook makes my life. End of story.
That dumb whore doesnt deserve a fucking apology….
The bitch deserves to be embaressed.
BURN!
I just don't like him anymore. He isn't funny.
lol agreed, funny joke!!!
It was very funny. However, you trash so much "inappropriate" behavior from the likes of Vanessa, Miley, Taylor, Ali, and other young stars.
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Was this an appropriate comment at the TCA? I think not.
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It WAS funny as hell but not appropriate at this show. VMA's…sure, go for it.
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Proving yourself as a never consistent two faced bitch again and again.
DAMN! Right on, dude. I'm glad he shouted that out… perhaps the little idiots out there who think it's "glamorous" to have naked pics all over the place, might think on it a bit.
But then again, they might not.
Some girls are just fucking stupid.
Funny. Its her fault though, she ruined her own reputation.
the only reason you think it was funny was because you hate he. It was entirely inappropriate for a children's event.
I thought the joke was HILIARIOUS and VaneXXXa deserved it!
Re: annamora –
You know, it was a TEEN event, and because of what he said, I think it's EXTREMELY appropriate. TEENS are the ones right now who are out there feeling pressure to have sex, to be in porn movies, to have their naked pictures taken, to get boob enhancements….
Can I say any more? TOTALLY appropriate, and NECESSARY.
hahah he's obv being sarcastic. i love dane.
can people please stop judging her?? As far as I know nobodys perfect..
LMAOOO i cant believe he said that, hero
Dane Cook is rarely funny, but his Vanessa comment was not only amusing, but true!
I thought it was great. And, an appropriate venue. I hope others take that counsel.
lol, listen to perez! don't apologize for the only funny joke you've ever told
I'd like to know who told this "waste of skin" he is funny…..damn his father didn't pull out quick enough
I completely agree! I usually can't stand Dane Cook, but that was a very well deserved joke on her. Ha, the expression on her face was just like Megan Fox when Andy Samberg teased her at another awards show. If you're going to be that sensitive about your own nudity then stop shoving it in people's faces bitch!
haha finally a celebrity ( a man! even ) tells her like it is.
shes a horrible disturbing influence on kids. im only 18 and even i know this.
Re: NervousNell – you are very right!
she can't get pissed if she keeps taking pictures like that. she doesn't even think its a big deal.
I think if there are confirmed nude photographs of yourself or your caught doing drugs they should ban you from the tca. What a horrid example she sets, her and many many more.
HILARIOUUUUUS
Love this man!!
In a way it isn't dumb because it's true and the truth hurts. Vanessa is a darling girl but she needs to start learning how to be MORE private.
haha watever vanessa she took the pics herself so that bitch can just go sing about her sneakers lmao
Re: Brainiac –
I never thought of it that way, but you are absolutely right. Still, Dane Cook is an unfunny douche. The proper way to do it would have had Vanessa herself address the issue, or at least let her in on what Dane was doing. Ambushing her in front of a national audience is a pretty douchey move.
Fuck you Perez!!!!!!!!!!!! Let Vanessa in peace, leave her alone FUCKKK!! Stop blaming her for everything!!!!! If something like that happens to you, Fat basterd, I will be the first to laugh about it, bitch!!
aw i'm so happy dane admitted it =) good for him
He realizes his joke wasn't actually the funny. The joke was a bit much for calling someone out for something (arguably) embarrassing they've done. The girl took some naked pictures, WHO CARES?!
he shouldn't apologize!
the dumb whore deserved it!
she had it coming!
& yepp.
he face was PRiCELESS!!
:P
i love dane cook! but i kinda feel bad poor girl got embarrassed in front of everyone … why would he do that at the teen choice awards? haha
Indeed she can't get pissed but we all know that since he's single…his hand + vanessas pictures……DUN DUN DUN
THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS! PLEASE DONT BE A DOUCHE AND TAKE IT BACK.
I think it was hillarious… maybe not the right venue for it, but if Vanessa wants to be a skank and show off her X box for the world to see (and don't say they were meant to be private!) then she needs to be cool with the comments. Actually, I don't think she was that pissed, I think she was more embarrassed then anything.. good for Dane, I applaud him for having the balls to make a joke about the white elephant in the room
lol
Dane Cook is an unfunny douchebag.
He's never funny, but this time he was!
Ahhhh Dane cook and he barely legal crowd. What a bunch of darlings. Awww.
Vanessa deserved it and you know it. She asked for it. Karma……In front of all America.
Re: NervousNell –
*Stands up and applauds* Right on.
Your hatred for women is astounding, Perez. I love Dane Cook, but this was a really mean thing for him to say, and I don't think being mean is ever funny. This could be the only time I didn't think what he said was funny. You just jump on any bandwagon that's hating on a girl that's dating a cute guy. You're pathetic.
yeah
I LOVE DANE COOK
I am SO glad he called her out!
She's the one who took them and sent
them out, she can expect everyone
to be like "aww, it was just a little
harmless mistake, nobody's perfect".
Whatever, yeah ,no one is perfect
but most people have common sense
that would say "maybe i shouldnt send
this picture over the internet," she knew
she under the public eye so if she didn't
wanna hear so much shit about it she
shouldn't have done it, end of story.
YOU ruined it for yourself, Vanessa.
she deserves it. Once is bad but twice. come on, grow a brain!!
lol that was good
:0)
Dane Cook is a colossal loser…he essentially took a cheap shot for cheap laughs..and a sound bite on Perez's blog. Come up with something more original please. At the end of the day, Vanessa is working with directors like Zack Snyder and Dane is just another out-of-work comedian who should have hired a proper accountant. Hope he enjoyed his few minutes of fleeting publicity.
"You've all heard by now Dane Cook's hilarious comments/advice"
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Hilarious? Dane Cook? HAHAHAHAHA. Now THAT is funny.
Dane Cook is hilarious! And his joke was funny, a little messed up when u see her face, but funny!
dane cook is hilarious and his joke was great. vanessa is gross.
Goch I really hope he isn't apologizing, that remark made him my new hero!! It was priceless!!
Urghh…He doesnt mean that. That comment/advice was hilarious and he shouldnt take it back
vanessa is lovely
its good he apologized but he shouldt have dont that
v apologized
its good zac supports her
they r gna lastforever
hes so effin mean. joke or no joke, id be pissed!