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Heidi Montag Has 30 Orgasms A Day, She Lies Claims!

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Now, it's officially Hump Day!

As Spencer Pratt interviews his wife, Heidi, to accompany her dirty Playboy spread, we were blindsighted delighted by some deets about their nasty time.

Heidi claims she experiences 20-30 orgasms a day!

No wonder Spencer is always in charge! She's constantly incapacitated!

"Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day," the Playmate shared with her husband.

Pratt adds, "I never imagined in my whole life I would meet a female as sexual as you are. Most girls are usually just about themselves."

And the fun don't stop!

"It makes me happy to see you happy. Like when we do it in the car."

NOOOOOOOOO!

Then, Spencer recalls his greatest memory where he gave Heidi a New Year's private plan ride: When "I initiated you into the Mile High Club. That was maybe the best experience I've ever had in my entire life… getting to fulfil the fantasy of all fantasies. The hardest part was, like, keeping quiet so the pilots wouldn't come back."

Why, God, why?!

Pratt concluded, "I feel sorry for couples who aren't as sexually satisfied as we are."

We feel sorry for anyone given a forced visual!

[Image via WENN.]

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207 comments to “Heidi Montag Has 30 Orgasms A Day, She Lies Claims!”

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  1. 1

    God, they're both pigs. Their mothers must be so proud.



  2. 2

    Having watched a few episodes of the Hills on MTV, could someone please explain why these people get so much attention in America? I am from Holland and we hate these cheap plastic girls who have nothing interesting to say.



  3. 3

    A woman that oversexualized is often symptomatic of somebody who was raped or molested severely as a child. Oh, and I see she's gone back to posing with her mouth constantly open as if she is about to give somebody a blow job.

    Most likely is that Spencer told her men would think it's sexy if she talked about orgasms and if she constantly hung her mouth open like she was trying to shove a whole potatoe in there.



  4. 4

    Heidi, no one gives a fuck you ugly slut.



  5. 5

    WTF is this girls problem.Who cares,and I don,t believe you.You know what they say about people who have to brag about their sex life.Perez ,quit reporting this horseface



  6. 6

    Anything for a mention in the press.



  7. 7

    these people should just…go away. NOW! They probably sat down before this and decided what to say to grab the most attention. Douches!



  8. 8

    …not that I need any excuse to skip a meal…but there goes any idea of breakfast!



  9. 9

    I doubt this seriously. 30 Os a day? You wouldnt be doing anything else thats for sure…



  10. 10

    I Really don't believe everything these idiots say. C'mon, it's all about the image. They were trying to portray something they are not to Playboy! gag!



  11. 11

    DISSSSSGUSTING!



  12. 12

    That's bullshit there is no way that Heidi Mongag could even spell orgasm let alone have 30 a day. Mind you it would explain how she's stayed with such a douche bag like Spencer.



  13. 13

    That's something I didn't need to know about those two.



  14. 14

    thats because she is thinking of Sir Connnery!!!!!!!!!o)



  15. 15

    These two are sooo annoying.

  16. Laura says – reply to this


    16

    Hurl - PLEASE i will never say another mean thing about anyone on this website ever again if you stop posting on these two - I can't believe I actually read the inscription - I feel disgusted just knowing these two exist - is that weird?



  17. 17

    Yea Right!!!!

    Like he has ever given any one an orgasm with that TINY ACORN IN A FLESH COLORED BUSH!!!!



  18. 18

    umm aren't they supposed to be all freaking holy and crap now?? or is that phase over? WWJD? LMAO.



  19. 19

    I think, no I did indeed vomit in my mouth. HE IS SOOOOOO UGLY!!! and she is a batshit crazy fucktard. TEAM LC!!!!!

  20. LDD says – reply to this


    20

    HAHAHAHAHAh fuck, these lies are just soo pathetic… ofcourse this is a publicity stunt…..



  21. 21

    oh noes! WWJD?!



  22. 22

    29 of them are with herself!



  23. 23

    i don't see how heidi horseface and that troll have any relevance. someone infect those "christian" republican fucktards with H1N1.



  24. 24

    hahahahaha, yeah… sure!!
    Poor guy, he needs more bleach for his beard.



  25. 25

    barf



  26. 26

    Such good, conservative Republicans.



  27. 27

    Pfft, there's a womyn that has 200 orgasms a day. Heidi ain't got nottin' on her. 30? Amateur!



  28. 28

    i would let him cum in my hole anytime…yumm-o



  29. 29

    They are DISGUSTING!!!

    Please Perez, stop write about them!!!



  30. 30

    Just shut up you famewhores



  31. 31

    Too much information alert!



  32. 32

    ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they're icky & disgusting :|



  33. 33

    those who talk about it usually aren't doing it.



  34. 34

    Re: SarahFair – i believe her……… if the partner is right, anything goes!!!!!!!!!! :o )



  35. 35

    Why do we need to know this? I don't care about anyone else's sex life except my own, and I have certainly never felt the need to discuss it openly. These two have no class whatsoever.



  36. 36

    I'm surprised Heidi even knows what an orgasm is.



  37. 37

    What stupid thing can two empty-headed kids, come up with - to get their picture taken?

    Oh and she probably bathes her dog like 8x a day too?

    Every time they show up it's more stupid stuff & a waste of time.lol

  38. LDD says – reply to this


    38

    Re: Granny Panties – LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that is the funniest thing I have ever read on here



  39. 39

    Fuck, they have to be the ugliest couple i've seen.



  40. 40

    Re: Spindoc – ….if she is implying she might put his peen in there with mouth open like that she doesn't need to open that wide. It should look more like she is about to suck on a straw.



  41. 41

    LMAO! what a joke.



  42. 42

    Re: karencarpenter – morning martini?Re: SarahFair – hot as always!Re: Long Dong Connery – Sir LDCRe: Anniegirl – Awh fuck you're back



  43. 43

    Re: kerosene – LOL! hahaha :D



  44. 44

    she puts all women to shame…



  45. 45

    I feel sick that I just read that. Why God, Why. Why did anyone bother reading that crap??? drivel porn and why did you mario, bother reprinting it???? please, does she even know what an orgasm is??? IF, that is IF someone was having that many orgasms a day, they would become MUNDANE, nothing special. pratt has the magic dick??? please, rumors before heidi that he was gay, I would believe that more. Well, you know the old saying-the bigger the talk the less the action, and the reverce. So by this disgusting 'interview', We would have to come to the conclusion that they are both VIRGINS. and by the way, Heidi, you do your parents proud!



  46. 46

    I wouldn't even want 30 orgasams a day.
    She is such an ass and close your mouth
    you are catching flys. I don't know how
    they have time for all these orgasams when
    they are always out trying to get their pics taken.



  47. 47

    heidi is a whore there is no doubt about it and shes not even pretty.



  48. 48

    I thought they were born again Christians now? Oh, well. That figures…



  49. 49

    ugh they are both really ugly and disgusting!!



  50. 50

    Stop writing about them…no one cares



  51. 51

    Re: karencarpenter

    I feel the same way. That bagel was looking really good until a few minutes ago.



  52. 52

    Re: JigSaw – What up Saw!!!!! any plans for the weekend?



  53. 53

    Shit,they haven't even been married six months and shes in Playboy.What are they gonna do at the one year mark?A FemDom strap on Porn movie?
    Now thats shes flashed her goods I wished they'd both go Hiking in Iran!



  54. 54

    I just tasted vomit…



  55. 55

    She makes me roll my eye's every time she says something.



  56. 56

    What are they missing in their lives that they are wasting so much time on sex? Oh, that's right, they are both such vapid jackasses that they don't realize there is more to a relationship than sex….



  57. 57

    die assholes



  58. 58

    ITS A GOOD THING SHE'S WEARING BOOTS BECAUSE THE SHIT IS RUNNING HIGH IN THEIR LITTLE FANTASY WORLD.



  59. 59

    thank you Mother Teresa



  60. 60

    29 are from me!!!!!!!! :o )



  61. 61

    Re: JigSaw – 'ABSOLUT' ely!



  62. 62

    OMG SO WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS!!!!! I'm sorry all I have to say is people who have to brag about what an "amazing" sex life they have to everyone else normally are the ho hum drums when it comes to their between the sheet sessions!!!!



  63. 63

    They remind me of Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka….



  64. 64

    She might do, but I'll bet her girly husband isn't there at the time



  65. 65

    wow what a lying whore. She said that she was a virgin for years before they got married. So if "sex was something that just happened", she is definitely a lying whore.

    She's a retard.



  66. 66

    hahahahahaha



  67. 67

    stop posting about them (not just on Perez Hilton, but all together) and they might disapear. We can hope at least…



  68. 68

    and up came my morning coffee……



  69. 69


  70. 70

    She must walk around in dirty panties all day!!! She is truely the image of yuck!!



  71. 71

    That is wayy too much information.



  72. 72

    OMG Sista Mary!!!!!!!! You are sooo right they do remind me of those assholes!!! Run little sisters!!!!!



  73. 73

    Oh go f*ck yourself Spencer.



  74. 74

    Re: Sistah Mary – That is sooooo true!!!!!



  75. 75

    Perez just admit it they totally pay you to post shit about them seriously nobody gives a rats ass about these two fuck faces. If you're so grossed out by them then why even talk about them. One last thing its "PLANE" not "PLAN" you fucking pendejo.

    love ya



  76. 76

    Geez I just really hope they dont spawn any babies! Ugh… can't stand them…it can't feel good to be so hated!



  77. 77

    god shut up! no one wants to hear this.



  78. 78

    god i hate spencer and heidi.
    they've got to be the biggest famewhores ever.
    i seriously doubt she has 30 orgasms a day.



  79. 79

    So she says she gets 30 orgasms a day. So do pigs. What is she trying to tell everybody?

  80. skhg says – reply to this


    80

    Yep, I was right when I said Pitt and Jolie remind me of an older version of Heidi and Spence. Some people will stop at nothing to draw attention to themselves.



  81. 81

    Sex with Spencer…. ::shudder:: just threw up in my mouth a little.



  82. 82

    They both are so nasty. When will their 15 minutes of fame be up?



  83. 83

    oh yea, and lc's the slut? blahh she was like this before she got married.



  84. 84

    Re: JigSaw – Thank you
    Re: Long Dong Connery – haha I reckon but idk…that guys look alone would be turn off



  85. 85

    please take this story down. it's too frightening.



  86. 86

    hey perez,
    can you please just do us all a favor and quit commenting on these two idiots-let them fade far away and fast-surely you must have more people to talk about than these two absolute losers….



  87. 87

    Re: JigSaw – thanks, jig. Back with a bang!



  88. 88

    Heidi must have some really serious psychological problems to think her image and behavior is acceptable, and not something she should be completely embarrassed about….which she should be.



  89. 89

    what a good christian girl



  90. 90

    I thought that she said she was a "virgin" before Spencer. Not like anyone ever believed that, but still. SEE… to be a good liar, you have to remember your lies.



  91. 91

    That much sex with Beavis? She's got some real esteem problems.



  92. 92

    Re: Spindoc – don't joke about rape victims, please. that's very disrespectful.



  93. 93

    If she would just get those new breasts she would make it to 31



  94. 94

    You are officially doing a disservice to anyone who reads your blog. Why print all this made-up sh*t?? It's obviously a lie because it's virtually impossible and it made me throw up. Way to go, Perez.



  95. 95

    People who brag about their sex life DON'T have one ..



  96. 96

    They make me sick. I mean I literally feel pain in my stomach. They are some of the most revolting D-list celebs out there, so hungry for fame with their 1 inch brains and silicone breasts and capped teeth and fake blond hair, I only hope they never procreate.



  97. 97

    .. is this chick seriously still alive? can someone stone her to death? thanks.
    you cant have 30 orgasms a day. thats literally close to impossible. she must not know what an orgasm is haha what a dyke.
    anywho, also. .. i seriously vomited upon reading that information. they are the most christian like people i have ever heard of.
    i dont even go to church nor believe in shit but im more christian-like than those two ass clowns could ever be.



  98. 98

    When does this bag of hot air have time to have 20-30 organisms each day? Must be between her twitting of her love for god? WTF? Gives new meaning to twatting;)



  99. 99

    What a fucking idiot………………………………..

  100. Laury says – reply to this


    100

    Ewwwwww!!!!!! Shut the fuck up, Heidi, no one cares about your sex life!!

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