Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
Now, it's officially Hump Day!
As Spencer Pratt interviews his wife, Heidi, to accompany her dirty Playboy spread, we were
blindsighted delighted by some deets about their nasty time.
Heidi claims she experiences 20-30 orgasms a day!
No wonder Spencer is always in charge! She's constantly incapacitated!
"Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day," the Playmate shared with her husband.
Pratt adds, "I never imagined in my whole life I would meet a female as sexual as you are. Most girls are usually just about themselves."
And the fun don't stop!
"It makes me happy to see you happy. Like when we do it in the car."
Then, Spencer recalls his greatest memory where he gave Heidi a New Year's private plan ride: When "I initiated you into the Mile High Club. That was maybe the best experience I've ever had in my entire life… getting to fulfil the fantasy of all fantasies. The hardest part was, like, keeping quiet so the pilots wouldn't come back."
Why, God, why?!
Pratt concluded, "I feel sorry for couples who aren't as sexually satisfied as we are."
We feel sorry for anyone given a forced visual!
[Image via WENN.]