Heidi Montag Has 30 Orgasms A Day, She Lies Claims!
Now, it's officially Hump Day!
As Spencer Pratt interviews his wife, Heidi, to accompany her dirty Playboy spread, we were blindsighted delighted by some deets about their nasty time.
Heidi claims she experiences 20-30 orgasms a day!
No wonder Spencer is always in charge! She's constantly incapacitated!
"Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day," the Playmate shared with her husband.
Pratt adds, "I never imagined in my whole life I would meet a female as sexual as you are. Most girls are usually just about themselves."
And the fun don't stop!
"It makes me happy to see you happy. Like when we do it in the car."
NOOOOOOOOO!
Then, Spencer recalls his greatest memory where he gave Heidi a New Year's private plan ride: When "I initiated you into the Mile High Club. That was maybe the best experience I've ever had in my entire life… getting to fulfil the fantasy of all fantasies. The hardest part was, like, keeping quiet so the pilots wouldn't come back."
Why, God, why?!
Pratt concluded, "I feel sorry for couples who aren't as sexually satisfied as we are."
We feel sorry for anyone given a forced visual!
[Image via WENN.]
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Okay, so I have to ask. DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO PRATTS FACE?!?!? SPENCER I MEAN. Did he botox himself or something? he's all..weird!
I saw The Hills once for about 1 minute… America, The Hills is bad for your image…REAL BAD…
ughhhh…someone get me a bucket to vomit in
he obviously said, wow you had 30 orgasms today and then she thought she did. next we are gonna see another special - Spencer and his wives.
God they are freakin' disgusting.
Please just stop reporting on them.
People and couples who brag about their sexual life, generally do not have one, or have a poor one. 20-30, please, unless he is pushing the button to her wireless vibrator, not likely!
Americans are weird!
Why are the 'famous'?
They are completely irrelevant in most if not all of Europe!
Go away, you plastic, cheap, mindless, no talent a** clowns!
ewww and no one cares once again.and we feel sorry for them for being so dumd wat ashame.
i never heard of these nasty skanks until i hear everyone making fun of them…