Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We have no idea what is so hysterical about this but that tool Sebastian from Bravo's NYC Prep seems to think it's brilliant!
We were sent these pictures of the spoiled, rich dick, probably cruising around in a town car with his buddy, wasting time and tape by making swastikas and fake Hitler mustaches.
We've never watched this show (nor do we ever intend to), but we're told this douche is quite the ladies man.
Someone explain to us why! He has toddler hands and clearly, the brain capacity of a tic-tac.
Time to raise those standards, girls!