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Stay Out Of The Pool!!!
Filed under: The Gosselins
You have got to be effing us!!!
This is just ri-di-cu-lous!!!
While in past years, the MGM Grand has invited celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, and Lauren Conrad to host their Wet Republic pool party, well, now, the festivities are being overseen on Aug. 29th by the man they are calling "America's Favorite Father": Jon Gosselin!
How in God's name did he get this gig?
Gross!!!
Jon will apparently already be in town for the MAGIC fashion trade show because of his involvement with the Christian Audigier clothing line. We're sure he'll bring his kids buddy Michael Lohan along to enjoy Sin City with him. Michael probably knows where the best hookers are anyway!
Quick question Jon: When are you going to spend time with your kids? We bet they'd like a pool party!
[Image via WENN.]
eeeeeewwwwww
maybe they are just kidding… hopefully.
DOUCHE-FEST!!!!!
What the hell is MGM thinking?? This has gotta be a joke!!
I would have guessed Brad Pitt was America's favorite father.
such an ass
What a f@#cking idiot! I think he thinks he is a teenager all over again..Time to grow up asshole and remember you have 8 kids! PS Lose the ugly, drug induced, alcoholic slut of a half woman..Kate may have been bossy, buy holy shit man she wasn't a whore or crack head. BTW remember STD's? Who the hell would go near that Hallie thing knowing ahead of times about that????
ugh this is fucking ridiculous!! what the fuck!!! what fucking moron picked him!?!
Re: Kimber21 – I would have to agree
I love Lauren Conrad.
Kim K is a HOE.
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I honestly didnt even read this article, just wanted to share that with you all. And who the hell are the Gosselins and why do i hear there names so much.
Im sick of them.
Which is nastier?
These 2 Jackasses definitely deserve each other.
Out on the prowl. Watch out ladies !!
"America's Greatest Father"????…. I just choked on my martini.
I'll never stay at the MGM anymore.
what a douchebag
Wow now that he cheated and isn't a very good father and got a divorce he seems to be the most popular man on earth, but for what?
haley had stds??
It would be good if he could work things out with kate and spend more time with those eight little kids.
What's with those 2 guys. They're even dressed the same with their shorts and long sleeved button down shirts and flip-flops…..DUMB!
Look at Papa Lohan hanging on the back of another human being. Finished with his own kid, now trying to get exposure with this guy. yuck, yuck
I didn't bother to read the post but Micheal Lohan can really suck some dick.
what f@#kin MORONS the dynamic duo
EW!!! hope the fat balding fuckface drowns int the pool. douche bag!
I dont care how bad anybody talks about Kate..she is the winner in this relationship. This guy is a complete jerkoff. So what Kate talked down to him, he deserved it! God only knows what he was like behind closed doors anyway. Probably lazy with a roving eye. Saw Kate on Regis today and she was a very cool and collected and answered all the questions like a lady. She is the only one who is taking care of these kids. She said it herself that her and Jon have an arrangement that he sees the kids when he sees them and obviously, he has zero interest in being a father. Just partying and being a deadbeat dick. Go Kate!! YOur kids will remember who was there..
I'm calling it now…..Jon and Hailey will get married in Vegas
Why?
::barf::
just plain old nasty. gross. ick. only in vegas.
They want a Mack Daddy to host their event this year to bring in all the skanky ho's.
the only episode of jon and kate i would be watching is the one where there is a double funeral for jon and kate,,and DHR comes to get the kids and gives them to good homes where they belong
Loser.
And Jon just keeps getting lamer. Hey, I wonder if he'll get a new gf there.
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Team K8
One word *Nasty*
True blue, royal piece of shit! The guy does nothing but party and get laid by who ever, where ever. He was fucking around on Kate waaaaay before Haley and he's fucking around on her to but she's too fucking stupid to think that he would ever do such a thing to her cause "she's special". Yeah she's special alright! Total waste of skin!!!
Speechless! No, wait….WTF!!!
I fucking hate both of those idots. Jon DOSENT WHAT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS 8 KIDS! Thats soooooo sad! What a horrible fuckin father and so is his buddy Lohan. All they want is to be in Hollywood. Kate is a wonderful mother,I give her a ton of credit for being with her children all the time. I'm glad Jon left her cus she's so skinny and hot she can find a man who can help her with her kids.
Talentless loser.
Hes a loser. Fuck this guys show.
I think their is a little more than a bromance going on here! EEEWWW!
perez, go back to school you imbecile!!! you have the worst grammar ever & you're a blogger?!?!? omg you are a f**cking dumbass! every post, without fail, there is something wrong!
WOW. WHY WOULD THEY WANT A FAT DOOCHE BAG. FUCK THAT SHIT. Ugh. JON GOESSLEN GO THE FRICK A AWAY!!!!!!!!
Sure, he gets the South of France and the MGM grand. TOnight I'm staying at a Days Inn.
What a fucking classless, ugly, bloated douchebag.
HAHAHAHHA THAT PIC IT´S JUST HIGHLARIOUS !!!
DUMB AND DUMBER !!!
LOSER!
WTF??????????????
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CAN U SAY…SWINGERS!!!!!!!!
Notice in all the photos from the Hamptons Daddy deadbeat Lohan is the
only one paying any attention or talking to Daddy deadbeat Gosselin.
Maybe, Hailey's dad will give Jon a tummy tuck too, lord knows he could
use one.
WTF???!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk! ick,ick,an MO ick! This is totally off base, but men, in flip flops just gross me out!!!! anyone feel me on that one??? ;p sooooooooooo ffffckin gross!
men in flip flops are beyond gross
Instead of a turd or a Baby Ruth bar floating in the pool it will be John.
Jon is so ugly and gross. He was lucky Kate married him. He does need to go back and parent his kids and forget about all of these young skanks. None of this is going to last. Enjoy it while you can loser, then see how much your kids still want you around later on.
WTF! They have got to be kidding!
o…m…g…
oh look , they have gone gay, like two bugs snug in a rug ! LOL
tards
Also- missing are John Gosselin's eyes and Daddy Lohans teeth!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Maybe one of his skanky girlfriends will poop the pool and make everyone flee in horror then Jon will smear said turd all over his face where it belongs!!
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