Wino: The Musical?!

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We imagine The Rose set in St. Lucia!!

Although Wino claims to be sober, we can't fathom how this gem of an idea got off the ground!

Amy Winehouse: The Musical, will be an all-singing, all-dancing production based on the addict's singer's life!

The star's brother, Alex, believes that this would be a fantastic way to celebrate her comeback.

Really?!

"Amy is much better. I think one day there could be a musical of Amy's life," says Alex Winehouse. "You just don't ever know how far things can go these days - look at all this talk of a Jade Goody musical."

The show would follow the rise and fall of the star, including her high-profile battle with addiction.

We imagine a singer lying face down mumbling lyrics directly into the floorboards!

Now, that's art imitating life!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Aug 13, 2009 at 9:00 am / Email this  »

    22 comments to “Wino: The Musical?!”



    1. 1

      actually what the fuck no.



    2. 2

      that sounds like one of the craziest things that ppl could do…i really dont think that she should be taking her addiction so lightly, its like its a joke or something….



    3. 3

      what? now they find musical in all shit, one day they'll see a trash in the floor and make a musical about that …



    4. 4

      as much as i hate her i'd much prefer to see a musical about her life than the life of some stupid racist slag like Jade Goody



    5. 5

      as much as i hate her i'd much rather see a musical about her life than the life of a stupid racist slag like jade goody



    6. 6

      'nough fuckin around Amy! Give us the music !



    7. 7

      Re: Canadiana717Re: UrMajestyMsG – ladies… one day closer to the weekend… morning



    8. 8

      whats next?…Sid and Nancy the musical



    9. 9

      Who keeps pushing this lowlife???
      She is a low life drug addict who likes to assault people.. I've seen video where she just punches people in crowds and she's lucky she had the money for her lawyer who got her off for punching Sherina Flash…

      Maybe w/her money she should opt for plastic surgery to make her look less of Austin Powers — get your teeth fixed bitch.



    10. 10

      If "Amy Winehouse: The Musical" will help her get her career back on track and remain drug free, it's worth the effort. Ms. Winehouse no doubt needs something to focus on other than her addictions and this seems like a wise outlet.



    11. 11

      What about all the other celebrity fuck-ups? Don't they get musicals too? Too bad Kate Moss "cleaned up" her act or else she might have a Broadway deal herself.



    12. 12

      Re: UrMajestyMsGRe: JigSaw – Mornin' luvs ♥.



    13. 13

      Horse face



    14. 14

      Re: LizardKinG – no cocoperez.com bwahahahahaha



    15. 15

      I am amazed she is still alive!



    16. 16

      She is so ewwwww…..www.missperfectblonde.com



    17. 17

      anything
      bout
      my
      ♥amy♥…
      zoundz
      great 2/me…luv her♥



    18. 18

      Comeback? how has she come back? I mean she isn't dead yet so good on her for that, but it isn't as if she's sat down and done any work. Making it through the day without getting puke in your wig isn't considered a "Comeback".



    19. 19

      leave her alone, asshole



    20. 20

      Wow…someone with less class than the Jacksons. Wino's brother can't even wait a few months or years for her death before cashing in on his relative.



    21. 21

      shes my idol!!!! and look at the no smoking sign and shes smoking bahahha love her



    22. 22

      OMG I have the same dress, i got it from FOREVER21… i def wear it better than her though…