Maniston To Ruin Next Film By Singing!
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As we mentioned earlier this month, Jennifer Aniston is set to produce and star in The Goree Girls, which is being directed by Michael Sucsy of Grey Gardens.
The film is based on the book by John Lee Hancock and deals with eight female prison inmates in an country band in Texas back in the 1940s.
And although the movie sounded pretty cheesy to us before, we're now thinking it sounds pretty awful. Turns out Maniston is actually going to be singing in the flick!
Our ears are already hurting.
Sucsy claims Maniston "can sing. And she's going to learn how to play the Dobro [guitar]."
He adds:
"These women learned to harmonize and they learned to play instruments. They weren't these amazing, accomplished singers who banded together. That's what's interesting about it. It's not just like, 'Hey, you can play the guitar, I can play the piano, I can play the harmonica. Let's put a band together.' It's like, 'We have to get out of jail, and if we have to put a band together to do that, then that's what we're going to do.' "
Thankfully he's planning to cast real musicians alongside Maniston to be part of the band.
But better be great musicians in order to make Maniston sound good!
[Image via WENN.]
oh hell no! u think she's a bad singer and u praise lady gaga? REALITY CHECK BETCH !! class over trash. remember that.
….how come actresses always think they can sing???
Your ears are hurting because your big head got stuck up Gaga's ass.
she's a great actress, but i don't think she can sing
and how do you know if she can or cannot sing? have you ever heard her? the only time i heard her sing was on SNL, and it was joke singing. So tell me….has she sung for you? I doubt it….don't trash someone's talent, if you know absolutely nothing about it.
I really like her! i wish perez wasn't so mean to her. I really don't understand why!
Maniston = Ruth Buzzi
damn perez..ur such a dick lol
omg perez you are a fu*king moron. you know whether she can sing or not?? really? you've heard her?? stfu about things you know nothing about.
Watch her get nominated for an Academy Award. At least she's trying something different.
sounds like a bad idea and bad movie
Re: g.babyl0c805 – love it, class before trash. stop bashing on jen perez. not cool. she's great. how about you get your head out of angelina and brads ass?
How do you know she CAN'T sing, homo?
He's mean to her because she plays a better skin flute !
Perez probably hasn't good laid since the 90's.
I actually like her! Stop being mean to her Perez!!
ugh
As irritating as I find Maniston, I've heard enough of what you promote to wonder about your taste. To each his own, I suppose.
Hopefully, for the sake of Maniston's fans, you're wrong about this one. I always feel bad for people who waste their money on bad movies and bad music.
She probably can sing.
I don't think she would if she couldn't.
Oh stop it with the "Maniston," Mario. Your site's really hitting the dregs.
i really really hate this women
why do you hate this woman so much????…….its really getting old, real old…..you should use more often that purple dildp that rpatz gave u as a present for kissing his ass that much…..you, you, what was that word u use recently when you were all drunk and high? what was it again?oh yeah i remember now……….it takes one to know one………better stop using drugs, othewise u'll be the one in all the tabloids …….good luck in rehab………
Perez, you are so jealous! She has a hot body and rocks whatever she wears; and you look like shit… your clothing line, FAILED! Your trying to look better but let me tell you that you should have left your robe on because when you opened it up I threw up a bit in my mouth when I saw all your flab. I guess you didn't learn anything after you got your beat down. I am sure what you got in Canada won't be your last.
Visions of "Rachel" stepping up to the mic to harmonize with "Pheobe" kinda makes me throw up a little.
why so mean,why because jennifer does not kiss your ass.
This prison is about 30 miles from my house, no joke.
She went to a waldorf school, and then the HS of the performing arts — of course she can sing! Singing is a big part of both of those curriculums.
Why didn't they just hire an actress who does sing and play guitar? She'll be faking it on the Dobro, I tell you; it's much harder to play than a regular guitar.
Epic FAIL for the MAN!!!!!!!!
Re: obbie doobie! – WHY because Perez is a complete ass kisser to the wrong people. He praises Brad (adultery) and Angelina (Homewrecker) but bashes Jenn who never did anything wrong or evil to anybody. Look at how he's sucking GaGa's ass now. A low class ho. Loves Paris whore Hilton but trashs Jenn for no reason..maybe you have to be a slut, homewrecker and loser in order for Perez to like you…
i wish you weren't so against jennifer aniston. after all, angelina jolie is the homewrecking whore that broke up the "it" couple of hollywood
did you read the quote dumbass
They weren't these amazing, accomplished singers who banded together. That's what's interesting about it. It's not just like, 'Hey, you can play the guitar, I can play the piano, I can play the harmonica. Let's put a band together.' It's like, 'We have to get out of jail, and if we have to put a band together to do that, then that's what we're going to do.' "
perez your such an ass…how do you know she cant sing?? but coming from someone who love gaga so much…i wouldnt expect much
elpepe says
"why do you hate this woman so much????…….its really getting old, real old….."
^^^ Uhhh, because she is a blonde haired woman and Perezh hates all white, blonde haired women because he is J E A L O U S! He thinks HE should be the only blonde haired women in Hollywood.
And Perez…. enough with the friggin disgusting drawings on people! WTF is wrong with you? I swear piggy, everyone pictures you sitting at your desk making them, giggling like a friggin bufoon, stuffing your pig face with Twinkies. It's like you've got some kind of mental disorder.
soooo no one else realizes that the dobro is NOT a guitar?? thats like calling the violin a guitar. its in the string family, thats it! also, the role is clearly for someone who is mediocre at singing, not a great singer. READ THE WHOLE POST before you make comments like, "why do all actresses think they can sing?"
Babies cry, dogs bark, Jen sings but you will never be funny…
At least she doesnt have a cock like your friend Gaga. Can't sing much worse than her either
you're acting like a real douchebag. i could see you saying this if anyone had ever heard her sing and she was really terrible. you're just assuming she sucks because you have some petty hatred for her. i think it's about time you grow the fuck up.
wtf is the look she's going for here? Peter Pan wants his codpiece back. Guess singing is a step up from the turkey baster movie. She's the next in line to flip out Courtney Love style the older she gets, it's starting already with this picture.
This sounds like fun. I bet she'll be really good in this.
Stop bashing Jen!
She has a cabbage patch doll chin…actually her whole face looks like a cabbage patch doll. I've never understood how she has been so successful. There's nothing extrodinary about her. She's as average as average gets. Blah.
You can step out of the box and take a stab at a fashion website, but she can't do the same and take on a singing acting role? WTF?
give it up jen, you'll never be a nicole kidman or renee zellweger. go back to tv!!!
amen.
This is the first time I've looked at the comments to one of his posts, and wow, I sure am glad that so many of you oppose his "maniston" slurs and his praise of lady sh*t, or whatever the hell her name is.
ANY romantic comedy that comes out, Jennifer Aniston is in it. Its not believable anymore if every part is her. How come now every actress sings? Its stupid. My prediction on the script. "I've always loved you."
"Really?"
(In a really overly dramatic voice) "Yes" (Breaks out into horrible music)
Ughh, I can see it already…
Jeessh Perez, you've never even heard the lady sing!!! My Gosh, I swear you're a bully!!! so sad for you!!!
jeesh, you've never even heard her sing!!!! It has become clear to me!! You don't know anything about talents…I mean you praise Gaga and Jolie!!! lol!! wow
How the hell do you know how she sounds,dumbass? I'd rather listen to sqeaking chalk on a chalkboard then listening to YOU! Why are you always such a douche to other people? Could you really be THAT jealous?
What the F is she wearing? gross, blah, barf seriously
overrated!!
Uumm, are you psychic and psychotic? How the hell do you know if she can sing or not? If Scar-Jo could pull it off to be even more like Morissette (even died her hair dark), then certainly there is a possibility that Jen can sing. Idiot.
Re: xXKaityLynnXx – um, this is not a romantic comedy where a man & woman sing. did u not read the story??
She's probably better at singing than Perez is at life.
Why do you hate her so much? Is it because she reminds you that your 'perfect' couple isn't so perfect afterall or because she dates guys you would like to date? Its getting old, really old and you need to work on your bitterness. She's a good person who doesn't deserve your hate.
As for the film, I'll watch the trailer (like i do with all films that interest me) and decided whether i want to go see it or not.
Perez
Why are you suck a total douche bag?
You DON'T even know if Jenn can sing, let alone "ruin" anything!
Why don't you grow up and stop trashing everyone who doesn't fit into your perfect little world!
You give Gays a BAD NAME!
P.S.
Get over the Ange/Jenn thing already….Jenn did!
LOSER!
Just her presence in a film ruins it - she is a mediocre actress - and not very attractive.
Re: dogmama – YES and you are just so so BEAUTIFUL..and that's why your a "dogmama"..
Ruin? with her singing? Have you heard her sing? I haven't - but I'm
not going to ASSume that her singing is bad.
If you've heard her sing and you know it's bad then your statement would
make a bit more sense? Make sense? lol
Re: SexyScorpio..NYC.. –
Great points but Perez likes those sluts and assholes because they support gay marriage. Pereza has an agenta darling and he pushes it like a maniac in any way he can.
I never thought until today that it would be necessary for me to create an account on here as all I do was just read.. But after I saw what you wrote about Jen I though creating an account would definately be worth it..
I dont understand why you have to be so rude to a woman whose an amazing actress and is a perfect role model to anyone .. she strong and independent and i dont recall her doing anything embarassing or stupid like other celebs.. so please just keep your nasty comments to yourself.. Shes a sophisticated, elegant and amazing woman and dont forget that!
Jennifer Anniston is one of my favourite actresses. She is very talented and sweet, so I know she will do a great job starring in this role.
Re: SexyScorpio..NYC.. – Jenn is the most boring celebrity alive. What has she done but stupid Friends? Some lame movies, that no one but yourself has seen. She wouldn't even be in the press, but douches like you think she is the wronged woman. FUCK HER. No one 'wrecked' her marriage. You cannot do that, honey. Whatever happened with her and Braddy was between them. Then she runs around looking sad with BF Courtney. I HATE THIS LAME WOMAN. SHE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING WITH HER CAREER.
….and, thank God, she will be old enough soon that she WILL go away!
She didn't want to have a baby with Brad, so she could be a BIG STAR. That plan worked well.
Who really knows wheather or not Jen is a decent singer. No one has ever heard her sing before. However, everyone should just stick to the craft they do best. Honestly, how many actors and singers have been successful at trying to do both (besides Jared Leto and Jennifer Lopez?)
You're so rude. How do you know she can't sing? Have you heard her before?
Puke! I wish she would just disappear. She is so annoying!
You're such a stupid brain dead fatso. You should be glad she's venturing out of her comfort zone. That's a challange. Maybe you should try something else to challange that pot belly, fatso.
Re: Anniegirl – Why must you call me a douche? Why dont you act like a woman and not name call? It's not like were blogging about your mother for you to get so mad?? Get a life and stop hating..
sing? does she "act" - oh yeah, she acts like a crybaby.
why are you so horrible to her perez? I mean, yes, I think Angelina Jolie is a goddess among mortals but i still think jennifer is ok. She's not really causing you any harm and she was great in friends!
bOO THIS BITCH IS SO LAME ALREADY!!! NO WONDER EVERY MAN SHES BEEN WITH LEAVES HER ASS.
How do you know she can't sing? You are a jealous bitter bitch.
Has anyone ever heard her sing? Why are people assuming that she can't?
why do you hate women so much, perez? it's pretty obvious.
So sick of this fake lame ass bitch and her pr tricks.
So true Perez!
This desperate hag is about to drop another bomb. Jen and her pr team make the mistake of thinking we care if she sing in a shitty movie. I don't care if she sings or farts that shit will still bomb. When she runs out of money and can't pay her pr team to front her way through Hollywood then she will vanish out of the media's eye and that will be a good day.
Brad Pitt is a messer upper
She's so hot! I wanted to look just like her in the 7th grade- the Rachel cut- & she's still so awesome- who is not awesome is her sleazy ex-husband and his home-wrecking wench who thnks she is just so tough with her leather and sneers- whatev- I'm so over those two and so into Jen Aniston- who, above all, is a class act
Poor Jen
Maybe John taught her how to play,,, LOL
Her singing is prob alot better than tyour writing, fatass nambla guy
I WANT HER TO BE SUCCESSFUL SSOOOO BADLY!! I LOVE HER!!
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THE PROBLEM IS NOT THE MUSIC… SHE DOES THE WORST, MOST LAUGHABLE, MOST UNNATURAL, FAKE SOUTHERN ACCENT.
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SINCE THE MOVIE IS SET IN A TEXAS WOMEN'S PRISON, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MANY NEW YORK ACTRESSES ARE GOING TO BE COLLECTIVELY BUTCHERING SOME VERSION OF A HILLBILLY REDNECK ACCENT. SINCE THEY WILL ALL BE FROM NY OR LA, THEY WILL ALL THINK THEY ARE DOING AWESOME BY SOUNDING TRAILER PARKISH.
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UGH!
i'm looking at the pix can you show the lady some respect pretez?