Pregnant and Partying!

Filed under: Reality Television > Baby Blabber > Khloe Kardashian > Kourtney Kardashian

We hear that babies like abrasive club beats!

The ~~Photoshop~~ Kardashian sisters, Khloe and the newly sperminated Kourtney, will be making an appearance at Enclave in Chicago this weekend to promote their new show, Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

We hope the guests know that no one who resembles these two are gonna show up!

P.S. As for Kourtney's pic, it looks like they put an Elvira wig on Shakira!

Posted: Aug 14, 2009 at 5:45 pm / Email this »

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58 comments to “Pregnant and Partying!”

g.babyl0c805 says – reply to this

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crappy ass graphic. i cuda made a better one on paint lmao
Julie Camille says – reply to this

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tres harsh lol
SarahFair says – reply to this

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Do these people not approve of the photoshop done on their own faces?
njonas17 says – reply to this

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i love them
Etch says – reply to this

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good one - those gals are so fug!
Whatever!!! says – reply to this

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perez, you're just jealous you'll never look like them
tigrrrlilly says – reply to this

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well it looks like the boring one has finally done something to distinguish herself. now she can be known as the "knocked up" one. hurray!
wonder what her old armenian relatives have to say about this? my old armenian relatives probably would have taken me out behind the woodshed and beat the shit out of me for doing something like this.
perezhasanalleakage says – reply to this

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these are the people that at night i close my eyes and pray to whatever higher power is out there, that they just quickly fade into the shadows never to infect a television or computer ever again. but each morning i awake and they are still there. this is proof that there is no god. if you watch this show a curse on you i put.
AllySays says – reply to this

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whoa… at least kourtney looks recognizable….. theres NO WAY that is khloe's face though! wth?!
jmls09 says – reply to this

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wow that REALLY doesnt look like khloe
joeyroberson says – reply to this

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LOVE THEM! Yo ass should be photoshopped!
idevenn says – reply to this

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Re: g.babyl0c805 – hey I forgot to mention earlier that u look good yourself lol
monday_moonlight says – reply to this

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LOL they look like shit in this!
StephanieMary23 says – reply to this

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Puhlease!!!!! Like you aren't going to TIVO the show. Don't hate bcuz ur retouchers aren't as good
PixieCullen says – reply to this

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jesus, how much horsehair extensions do they go through in one month…..
skeezer says – reply to this

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I see Kourtney, but who is behind her? Because that most def is not Kloe's face.
lovelyS says – reply to this

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khloe wishes she looked like that
juicyfruitplumx says – reply to this

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YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT YOU PEREZ OR PEREZ'S SISTER WHO I HEARD IS BUTTTT UGLY AND IS WHY SHE HATES SOOO MUCH ON BEAUTIFUL REAL LOOKING WOMEN. anywayzzzzz, KOURTNEY WAS ON WENDY WILLIAMS YES AND NO PHOTOSHOP ON TV DARLING IT WAS LIVE AND SHE WAS ALSO ON CHANNEL 4 AS WELL LIVE AND KOURTNEY LOOKS GEORGOUS AS EVER, DARLING, dont hate cause KOURTNEY IS A BEAUTY AND SHE WILL TAKE MEN AWAY FROM YOU PEREZ AND YOUR UGLY MONKEY LOOKING SISTER. DONT HATE KOURTNEY CAUSE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL ACCEPT HER BEAUTY AND CONGRATULATE. gosh you and your sister perez are such haters why hate so much cuase you and you your sister perez are but fucking monkey looking ugly? HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?????????/
juicyfruitplumx says – reply to this

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OHHH AND BTW, YOU LIKE KHLOE CAUSE SHE IS UGLY JUST LIKE YOU PEREZ AND YOUR UGLY MOKEY LOOKING SISTA. WHO WRITES ALOT OF THESE POSTS.
HotMommy says – reply to this

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I love all the Kardashians, they are funny. All three are beautiful in different ways. I just wish Kim hadn't lightened her hair.
LUDDY says – reply to this

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YOUTUBE

SIMULCAST INFECTED
perez is a fat hypocrite pig says – reply to this

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can they be any more photoshoped..
they sucked all the fat out of khloe ..hahahah
xxxtomas0xxx says – reply to this

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Why is Hilary Duff standing next to Kourtney??
paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 says – reply to this

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wtf! i hate photoshop! why does khloe look like hilary duff??
hateliars says – reply to this

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alot of these people who do work as graphic artists, photoshopping, whatever you call it, should be fired. They are lousey at what they do. If you are good at it, you make the 'celebrity' look better, but, please, the person can still go out and be recognized. Look what SELF did to Kelly Clarkson. She did not ask for it. SELF should be embarrassed. Especially having an article on self worth.
kristiyeahyeahyeahstfu says – reply to this

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i am so fucking sick of the kardashians. and khloe looks like a messy tranny, as usual.
xmichyx says – reply to this

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I LOVE THIS CRAZY GIRLS…BUT WHY IS KHLOE BEHIND KOURTHEY
cereal000 says – reply to this

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I WOULD LOVE TO SEE ONE PHOTO OF YOU THAT ISNT PHOTOSHOPPED!YOU UGLY FUCKER!!
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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so much photoshopping now days. doesnt even look remotely like them.
ashleylaurenxox says – reply to this

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is Khloe on crack?
Y*R*U*Such*a*HaTeR says – reply to this

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Why are these ppl famous again? Although these sister have no talent I love Khloe!
LilLadyPants says – reply to this

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Re: SarahFair – ha sarahfair i agree!! kiss!
Amanda Says says – reply to this

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that looks nothing like khole!
Nostradamus says – reply to this

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Looks like Khloe stole Kourtney's mascara and went crazy
MR PAPI says – reply to this

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She got pregnant cause her mom forced her to party in Miami. what a mom of the year!
Debaucherina says – reply to this

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Ew. These girls need so much make-up, fake hair and airbrushing to look barely presentable. All 3 of those girls can't buy beauty, so they settle for being fuckable.
ix3perez says – reply to this

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i hope kourtney has a healthy kid…she even said she didn't know for awhile she was pregnant. and this was when she was partying hard in miami.
Les0802 says – reply to this

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FYI: She's not newly pregnant, she's 5 months pregnant.
ejscott says – reply to this

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oh perez, love you but leave the kardashian alone! great girls they are but yeah ah kourtney's hair could use a cut
Jensta* says – reply to this

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Your such a dick perez, I dont understand why you hate on reality stars when they are just the same as you, except you try and get famous from behind a computer and not on tv but you are all famous for no real reason at all, your no better then those massive fuckwits Heidi and Spencer, you should try and get a "Special guest spot" on the hills.
Seldom Visitor says – reply to this

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It's really sad what this world has come to, that these 2 can get air time.
du1387 says – reply to this

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Am I the only one who thinks the youngest one looks like a tranny?
LauraLou says – reply to this

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I LOVE them! I'm so glad they have their own show without the fake ASS! Khloe looks beautiful in this pix!
MonicaNichole03 says – reply to this

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As long as she isn't drinking who cares if she goes to a club? Find something else to nitpick over.
CLAUDETTE says – reply to this

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wow who does this graphic?it's amazingly unfortunate!

poor khloe,looks like robin antin
paigetroxell says – reply to this

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im actually supposed to go to this tonight, the official after party is at spybar aswell. my friends are the ones who do the promotions…. i love them, but dont think im gonna go. if i do ill send you guys lots of pictures of their hot mess selves.
Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness says – reply to this

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Khloe looks like Hilary Duff… but just in this picture.
whaateever says – reply to this

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WOW kloe looks amazing!
Nickster50 says – reply to this

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I love them. Too bad I have to work tonight and can't go.
yonnahunn says – reply to this

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they look nice!!go kardashions and congrads!
Ma the meatloaf says – reply to this

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I wonder if these to realize that Kim got all the looks.
ZIPPY the Pinhead says – reply to this

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HORSE FACE BITCHES !
matchmaker92 says – reply to this

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The one on the left slighty resembles hilary duff WEIRD
master7 says – reply to this

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THE 1 ON THE LEFT=TRANNY!
THE 1 ON THE RIGHT=HOT!!!
yonnahunn says – reply to this

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the show was great i love it.but khole and kim should chill there in miami!!lolz but it was great hope things get better for them
megerapopz says – reply to this

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i love them!!! they're seriously so cool.. they aren't like every other celeb
VivaLaDiamond says – reply to this

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Hahaha… these chicks are pitiful.
ilikecatsnstuff123 says – reply to this

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seriously? almost ALL magazine covers are photoshopped. they do look like that in person, and anyone else who's seen their show or in person knows that. the fact that this was even made into a blog post is pretty pathetic.