Quote Of The Day

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"Here’s the thing: The Internet talks shit about everything, but I actually have a big chip on my shoulder about Perez Hilton and all these people because, according to them, I’m the ugliest, worst human being in the entire universe and I should crawl under a rock and blow my brains out."

- Superbad star Jonah Hill tells the new issue of Complex

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    Posted: Aug 14, 2009 at 1:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      I haven't seen Perez attack a many 'kinda heavy' people…if you smoked he
      might go after you there. You're CRASS but people laugh…it's made you a few bucks…

      I'd guess your character in Super-bad is like you in person?
      The Crass-ness will keep you going for a bit…then you can join
      Poly shore in the scrap heap. lol



    2. 102

      hes so fucking ugly and grossssss



    3. 103

      Re: courtneyyyy – And you're a shallow bitch.. so enjoy life knowing you're going to die a slow painful and miserable life cuz everyone hates you.. :D Hope I made your day slutty



    4. 104

      Or, at least…. shave.



    5. 105

      Actually, Jonah Hill isn't bad looking, fat or otherwise. He just needs a good shave in this picture. I'd like him much better if he were to gain a little perspective and, to borrow a phrase written earlier, grow a pair. (Does Perez's opinion of him really matter that much? Seriously?)



    6. 106

      i think hes a great actor, so funny!



    7. 107

      He's hilarious. I love him!

      Ps. It's kind of sad when the majority of people using your site are bashing you, Perez. Think about that.

      That is if Perez ever reads these comments.



    8. 108

      i love jonah he is amazing he is so amazing keep up the great work were rooting you on man!



    9. 109

      He's hilarious though!
      At least he doesn't look and sound like Gilbert Godfried.



    10. 110

      I love Jonah Hill. Don't say mean things about him, Perez. He's funny and very talented.



    11. 111

      I love him! He's hilar!



    12. 112

      The kid is cute, but losing a little weight would be healthy.



    13. 113

      Hey, Jonah, don't gripe about it…do something. Do a video with Perez or something and make a joke about it. No publicity is bad publicity.



    14. 114

      Wow.. okay so hes a little fat..big deal.
      I think the people who criticize are just jealous. Jonah hill in my opinion is one of the funniest actors ever, and im sure there are thousands of people who agree. Superbad is hilarious… and if he was some stupid little cookie cutter Hollywood star I don't think I would like him as much. His flaws are what make him a genius.



    15. 115

      naw hes not the UGLIEST person in this world…
      he looks kinda cute….just a bit overweight..

      but hey…he can do something about it.



    16. 116

      Well, you do seem to be such an asshole, I dont blame Perez.



    17. 117

      he'd be hot if he lost weight



    18. 118

      do it Jonah, one less evil heeb in America, Jesus Christ knows 2.5% jewish population in America is 2.5% to much, and NO Jesus was not a jew, if that was true why don't jews worship Jesus and christianity?as Sarah Silverman said in a standup:"I would fcukin kill Jesus again If I could" to a cheering crowd of jews,Jesus doesn't care about you being rich and famous, he doesn't make that possible in this life no matter how much you pray,but lucifer can make all your wishes come true on earth if you make a pact or sell your soul. in arabic jinn=demon, in english jinn=genie, make a wish and sell your soul.



    19. 119

      earth to perezhilton, have you looked at the mirror lately your not so handsome yourself i think you should join Jonah Hill on his mission to finding your own rock aswell dont 4get 2 crawl under it and blow both of your big cabezas off—> LETS NOT FORGET to DRAG THAT BITCH GAGA TOO, IF YOU TALKN UGLY THAN HER NAME IS FUCKEN FORROCIOUS…lol



    20. 120

      Agh…that's really sad! He's only human and has beautiful eyes! WOW, words can really hurt!



    21. 121

      Re: karencarpenter – people like you should crawl under a rock, not jonah. you're a shallow little bitch, you know.

      jonah's awesome!!



    22. 122

      If there is anyone that should blow their brains out it is perez…this guy is wayy hotter than that fat fuck mario anyways..at least this dude has nice eyes and would probably be quite hot if he lost weight. Perez would be fucking ugly thin of fat



    23. 123

      Jonah Hill is SUPERFUNNY!!! He is not ugly at all.
      I'm thinking the more Perez reveals himself on this site and in this town the uglier he gets. You're just mean spirited, Perez. You're not half as clever as you think you are.



    24. 124

      Jonah, if it makes you feel better, Perez' own readers call him fat and ugly on a daily basis.



    25. 125

      I loved him in Campus Ladies, Jonah don't feel bad you are a comedy genius and I would so make out with ya, although I'm a chubster myself.



    26. 126

      i should email the link where gym class heros did a fuck you perez song



    27. 127

      Dude, Jonah, Perez is a twat, but nobody really cares about you. Or Seth Rogen. Or Jason Segel. Can you guys say "brat pack"? You're the new Judd Nelson.



    28. 128

      Aww sad, he is funny! Poor guy…



    29. 129

      He's quite cute.



    30. 130

      Re: voilett – Their bodies kinda ARE their jobs. We don't just go to the movies to LISTEN to them make jokes. There's a whole visual aspect that is very crucial to entertainment.

    31. skid says – reply to this


      131

      its too bad his self esteem is hurting, must be tough being called names for the whole world to see. for your health and happiness though, i would def try to get your weight under control. if seth rogan can do it, so can you!! good luck.



    32. 132

      WOW thats a big whopper chin HUGE lol



    33. 133

      He is actually not ugly at all, if he lost weight he'd be hot you can tell because he has a handsome face.



    34. 134

      He is NOT ugly. He's a hilarious actor and from what I've seen in some interviews he's very sweet and has more personality than some of these prissy teen heartthrobs (Zac, Robert, etc.) I love all his movies. So I'm a big fan. Please don't blow your brains out Jonah!



    35. 135

      I guess he has never looked in the mirror. because he IS FUCKING UGLY, and he's not very funny, hes annoying, he acts like an over weight 5-year-old throwing a fit everytime hes in a movie, he should get plastic surgery or crawling under a rock wouldn't be a bad idea either, but he doesn't have to blow his brains out.



    36. 136

      Awe, poor guy! Leave him alone perez!



    37. 137

      I dont think Jonah should crawl under a rock. He at least has a career that doesnt involve insulting artists with real jobs & drawing pee pee lines on their photos. If you crawl under a rock, Mario will be there beside ya.

    38. lolli says – reply to this


      138

      LEAVE JONAH ALONE!!!!!! LOL. HES FUCKING FUNNY & HE CAN ACT.



    39. 139

      No way Jonah..What the hell. I think your so funny. Your are way better than Perez..



    40. 140

      I think you are adorable Jonah!



    41. 141

      I went to school with this douche bag….he is one of the worst people in the world. lol. Hes a rude, tacky, dumb ass!!!!!



    42. 142

      I think hes cute, his great sense of humor makes him attractive.



    43. 143

      Haha whoever takes Perez that seriously needs to climb under a rock and blow their brains out.



    44. 144

      He may be funny but he still looks like a giant scrotum.

      If you have a double chin PLEASE don't grow a beard.



    45. 145

      if he slim down a lil bit then he would be gorgeous. but what about perez though? he's forever a sick bitter ogre and he is far from perfection. ehem, perez, talking about looks, look at yourself in the mirror and think: who's ugly now?



    46. 146

      he has beautiful eyes :D



    47. 147

      Buck lil camper! and don't do anything rash!



    48. 148

      He's amazing.



    49. 149

      Damn boy - go on a diet - shit if this is a recent photo - then it is only obvious that he is in the leagues of the late greats such as - chris farley-jim bellushi-elvis-and the two ton son on disc. health.



    50. 150

      Perez is uglier than you Jonah!



    51. 151

      Probably because he's nasty as hell and not that funny. Oh, and it'd have to be a boulder, not a rock, that he'd have to crawl under.



    52. 152

      Re: mizzgypsy – …homely and confused. I pray for people like you! You will be fine one day. Best of luck to you.



    53. 153

      Re: miss_couture – ..fuck fatties if you want hon. To each his own, desparate or not.



    54. 154


    55. 155

      Re: carolinah – …why is it shallow to not want to have sex with someone who could quite possibly crush me to death? Safety first hon!



    56. 156

      Re: karencarpenter – just shut up already



    57. 157

      Re: karencarpenter – it's spelled DESPERATE worry about learning to spell instead of arguing with every person that posts an opinion, anyway i don't fuck fatties just saying if given the choice between jonah and perez i'd go with jonah so fuck off



    58. 158

      Aww :/



    59. 159

      I love Jonah, I think he's cute. Perez is a super asshole for saying anything about anyone's weight. Jonah would be sooo hott if he lost weight, but at the same time, he still works what he he gots now. Perez on the otherhand is a lost cause. His head will always be 3x the size of a normal head.



    60. 160

      Re: karencarpenter – shut up,just shut the fuck up.please.you arent clever and your attempts at being condescending is sad.so just stop it. do it for yourself if not for anyone else.



    61. 161

      Ha, i love him.



    62. 162

      Re: miss_couture – …my words are too important to worry about 'small' things hon. Small like your intellect.



    63. 163

      Re: rubysoho – ..if I weren't so clever it wouldn't be bothering you enough to reply to my comments. Best of luck to you hon.



    64. 164

      Lmao, awh I loves me some Jonah Hill. Perez quit being a douche.



    65. 165

      He is so damn funny! Screw the haters!



    66. 166

      Jonah Hill would be drop dead gorgeous at 180-200 lbs. But that's why he gets cast in comedy films…he's the hysterically funny fat guy. Live and let live!



    67. 167

      LOL, i think he's funny! comedians aren't supposed to be good looking, thats what makes them even funnier.



    68. 168

      THE NEXT CHRIS FARLEY!!



    69. 169

      well Perez should be talking hes ugly he acts like hes beautiful hes nasty looking no girl or GUY wants that GROSSSSS (gag)



    70. 170

      *HARSH MUCH?



    71. 171

      Not blow your brains out… just cut off some of that quadruple chin you big fat piece of ass.



    72. 172

      Jonah—do it!! Find this fatass and kill him!!!



    73. 173

      STOP BEING SO FUCKING MEAN TO THIS GUY THATS JUST WRONG



    74. 174

      Uhm, i think Johan Hill is hilarious. And i have seen WAY worse people haha
      So all those kids who say hes fat, just wait until your older and you get married and have kids and just become fatter than him. So fuck you.



    75. 175

      I think he and seth are cute. If he lost like 60 lbs or whatever, he'd get hot chicks. He probably gets pretty girls already because he's famous anyway! And he's funny!!



    76. 176

      Re: karencarpenter – NO, if you were clever than I WOULDNT be commenting on how you arent…what a stupid thing to say….and dont call be hon.and what exactly are you wishing me luck for….I dont need any luck thanks though.you effin weirdo.



    77. 177

      If he lost 100lbs he'd prob be really F'n hot

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