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Rest In Peace Next To Marilyn Monroe
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
This is definitely one interesting tale from the crypt!
A woman from Beverly Hills is looking to sell off her husband's final resting place to help pay off her $1.6 million mortgage. The poor dead guy has had the privilege of hanging out right above Marilyn Monroe's spot in the Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park cemetery, and his wife, Elsie Poncher, sees a lot of $$$ to be made by selling it.
The widow has put the crypt up for sale on eBay for$500,000. A pretty hefty sum, if you ask us.
We wonder who will vie for it first: Lindsay Lohan or Megan Fox?
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[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: August 14, 2009 at 4:15 pm
If the guys cremated I dont see that being so bad but if not…
Thats just not right
that is just plain old creepy.
Thats pretty low class of her
OMG…HOW CRAZY..I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE TAHT WOULD PAY BIG BUCKS TO BE THERE
So my question is, if she's selling off his spot, where does he go? oooor is it just his NAME that's there and he's cremated?
That crypt is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MANN AHAHA. thats soo wierd.
omg, this is just morbid! a sinister sacrilege… she should be ashamed of herself.. but obviously, she's not.. what a bitch.. move to a cheeper house if you can't pay your 1,5 million mortgage!!!
is that lipstick?
whats it listed under? im curious to see what this sick creep wrote about it
I would do anything for that. I would fuck John Goodman all night for that! I would live on the street for a month for that crypt! I would even vote republican! Marilyn Monroe is my idol - my everything! I cannot remember a point in my life when she wasnt in my life and giving me inspiration. I can only dream of how many Marilyn fans are going too be fighting over this.
That's terrible….
i would do the same thing if i needed cash to pay for my home…its better than being homeless
paypal and ebay SUCKS
if i had that money id pay that
that's kind of a sad story.
Re: Marilyn Monroe – No the one under it is
lol. wow. all i can say is wow.
ha!
I hope whoever gets it is not a nobody and deserving of that spot.
…are those…..kiss marks all over MMs?
Why is it SO dirty??
if she would be homeless id understand, but seriously couldn't she just move into a cheaper house???? i have to say thatd be pretty cool to be next to marilyn though…
Re: SarahFair – Yes they are, I live only a few blocks from Marilyns last home and go too the crypt all the time. I have kissed the crypt many times. Its so dirty cos people put their hands on it and kiss it
It gets cleaned every couple days and looks brand new again 
well actually if i was gonna be homeless, then id do it. i wouldn't feel totally good about it, but id think my husband would understand…
Is that even legal? Mine is empty and when I said I wanted to sell it, the cemetary said I can only sell it back to them!?!?!
Re: Marilyn Monroe –
LOL! You need to cocktail!
Re: SarahFair –
Yes.
i am trying to find the listing on Ebay….anyone know it?
Re: Poindexter-X – LOL! Why?
Why would anyone want to be buried above ground? It would be far better to be under the earth and become one with it. Who knows what could happen eventually to someone buried in one of these crypts, vandals, natural disasters, you name it…bad idea.
LOL Kiss marks all over her crypt.
LOL
if
MEGAN FOX
BUYS
IT!!!
I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
Where the fuck is she going to live if she doesn't pay the mortgage?
It's not low class. People are moved from cemeteries all the time. The woman is not doing this to pocket money she's doing this to save her home. Serious times call for serious decision making. Pull your head out of the sand and read and re-read before you comment and ensure you have basic comprehension of the story. @ Lady_artificial_ sweetner
If he's there, then where does she end up? I can see how this will unfold — she's going to end up bankrupt since that still leaves her 1 million in the hole. When it's her lucky day, she'll probably be buried in one of those pine wood coffins and cast into the poor man's cemetery. Her poor husband. Note to wealthy men: screen those women before you marry them.
Re: marlow – Underground you could get flooded out, shaken up by a earthquake..
It doesnt matter if youre above or below…If something real bads going to happen theres nothing youre gonna do about it.
Re: Luvaspider – Search on eBay "Crypt Above Marilyn Monroe For Sale" …
haha wow, this was shocking to read, considering that this story is about my aunt!i did not see this coming….
Maybe she is tired of him being on top of Marilyn Monroe.
Re: Marilyn Monroe –
I'm just teasing you!
There are a lot of Marilyn Monroe obsessed freaks, maybe she'll get more than she's asking.
Thats really sad that she has to sell her husbands tomb to pay debts. Its very tacky and very sad at the same time
Re: Anniegirl – haha funny!
I thought Hugh Hefner owned that spot?
Re: Elilan – I think he's is on the left or to the right
Re: Elilan – oops, typo I meant his* is on the left or on the right
Re: caligirl12 – lol, whatever she is not your aunt
I saw an interview where she said her husband is buried face down on top of Marilyn.
Re: Marilyn Monroe – I hope you can get the crypt!
weird!
What's he gonna say?
Nothing, his dead.
So why does it matter anyway?
And I dunno why it's a privilige when his not alive anyways.
omg why is hers so dirty?????????????????????????? are those kiss prints???????????? disgusting
anything to make a buck
gosh, she has no respect for her husband….terrible!
WTF.. what a wench!
bitch is a bitch, nuff said
I've actually been to her crypt. It is beautiful and clean. Always fresh flowers. I brought some and left them there.
yeah I'm thinking she could even ask for more
Thats sad, I know she wouldn't want him to do that shit to her, thats kinda selfish and ate up!
Location, location, location…
Re: Poindexter-X – lol
Hugh Hefner owns the one NEXT to hers! I remember hearing that when Anna Nicole died because she had wanted to be next to her!
I think it was a wise investment, and it's her privilege to sell it.
PixieCullen agreed. how can you sell off your husbands grave site thing? i mean the guys dead. he was your husband, at least show some respect!
Unless he purposely wanted to be on top of Marilyn, lol, if her husband loved his wife here, he'd probably be glad that his choice burial real estate has the ability to bail her out in hard times.
I WANT MINE NEXT TO AUDREY HEPBURN!
Well Lindey will need it before Megan so hopefuly she invests her money right.
This is wrong. Let your dead husband rest in peace! He didn't blow all the money you greedy bitch.
Who cares? I'm sure her dead husband doesn't.
I wish I had the money….I would give my left tit to be next to marilyn monroe's crypt:)
OMG I WOULD TOTALLY BUY IT IF I HAD THE MONEY!!!! I LOVE MARILYN! WOOOOOW
Thats awful
Little known fact: The woman's husband is not cremated, in fact his body his facing down so that his backside wasn't facing MM for all of eternity, out of respect. It's just sad that it won't be eternity for him…
OMG CAN SOMEONE PLEASE LOAN ME HALF A MILL?????
just checked and its up to $4.5 million, more power to her! we can't all sit here and judge this woman, no one knows how old she is and if she needs this money to live and if anyone else can take care of her, in this economy she is doing her best. but if anyone catches her out on Rodeo Drive, then she'll get bit in the ass by karma eventually.
Hey Perez, this is NOT the first sale of the crypts near MM. All the spots around her have been taken for many many years but somehow Heffner will be buried next to her… News flash Hef had someone moved !! People are creepy way to Poltergiest for my taste. Plus the Arm & Hammer Crypt at this cemetary is WAY cooler !!!