Potato Head Turns 21

Did Rumer Willis spot a ghost on the red carpet of her 21st birthday party????

Naw, probably just saw Demi and Ashton makin' out in the shadows!

"A-lister" Potato Head rang in her 21st birthday at Tao in Vegas on Saturday night with a bunch of people we've never heard of before.

Sounds like a ~~boring~~ ~~awful~~ ~~pitiful~~ great time!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Aug 16, 2009 at 4:23 pm / Email this »

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dangertwinkie says – reply to this

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RE: #74 You're a "dogtor", are you now? Smart, intelligent even. Impressive credentials, you. Doubtful… Scientists (real doctors) understand nature's gifts. Anonymity gives people power. Power to hurt, to be mean, to be ugly beyond belief because no one can see you. You may be all of the above adjectives. I challenge you to rise to the power of your kindness. Not stoop to your mean anonymous ugliness. Even if there was anything wrong with the way this person appears, I challenge you to pretend that you are in public, in the company of your peers, and one of them asked your opinion on, let's say immigration issues or gay rights. What would you say? Would you say "I believe in equal rights for all people?" I'm thinking you would probably say that, because being the scientist that you are, you would understand intrinsically, that nature only produces beauty in all its forms. And, everyone in your company would know you, and be weighing in on your opinion.
I'm just curious about your real world view.
lizbell says – reply to this

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je je je
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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She is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo booooooooooooooooooooooring!
Salley says – reply to this

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Why are you people so angry? Fact is fact, she is very plain and homely.
starfuckerinc says – reply to this

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probably more ppl went to her b-day party than are going to your "tour"
CheekyChops says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton = typical bitchy bitter OLD queen
Disturbed says – reply to this

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Poor Perez, being a little sniveling asshole because he's a bitter jealous hag - bitter because he doesn't have a vagina.
How funny this is considering YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE A POTATO PEREZ.
What was that comment you made recently about how you do NOT have anger issues towards women?
Absolutely a lie. Unless it's a woman with a dick between her legs, or the possibility of one, you can't stand them.
You are nasty Perez, and just remember, karma can really really suck.
CLAUDETTE says – reply to this

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wow i bet she could get rid of her jaws,probably she just doesn't care
pinkchik says – reply to this

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she's so ugly, it sucks when ur mom is way hotter than u are
IslaVato says – reply to this

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Oh well, you all are entitiled to your opinion and comments most definitely, I on the other hand find the young lady very beautiful and of her own vibe and repor… Others will and can find beauty from within the individual we may all can not see.
AnnaVita says – reply to this

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In this picture she looks actually quite cute. Great makeup artist.
Siouxsie Sway says – reply to this

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omg, you are so jealous Perez. You would have been there in a second if you'd gotten an invitation. transparent, anyone?
CheekyChops says – reply to this

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Allow my comment perez: you are a typical bitter OLD queen
Moronic says – reply to this

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She's only 21…Look at what you're doing Perez, is it any wonder we have girls putting their bodies through shit cause they don't think they're good enough?
PunkJesster says – reply to this

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It's not the most flattering picture of the girl - but she does have beautiful eyes and a tiny nose that most celebs pay big bucks for Happy Birthday kiddo!
Per_Ass says – reply to this

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LEAVE HER ALONE FAT BASTARD. I'M SURE IF IT'S R-PATZ YOU WOULD TALK GOOD THINGS ABOUT HIM. STOP DREAMING U OLD HOAR.
mamaofsophiea says – reply to this

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she kind of reminds me of one of those computer generated pics "what would our kids look like"
Stingray says – reply to this

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Your just jealousy you weren't invited
Chrysalide says – reply to this

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What do you have against this poor girl?
the real carmen says – reply to this

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leave her alone for goodness sake perez
OMGitsme2 says – reply to this

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who are you calling potato head you twat faced fat ass?????
bohobean says – reply to this

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You have a lot of nerve calling this girl names Perez. Your head resembles a old bollock. I know what I'd rather look like.
Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, who do you spend your birthday with?? Obviously you don't have many friends in Hollywood except that Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga! Mannn I can't wait till Bruce Willis punches you in the face…
Catchryder says – reply to this

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Your just mean!!She is a hell of a lot prettier than you Mario!
Shakermaker says – reply to this

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She seriously makes my peen crawl up inside my body cavity
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dogmama says – reply to this

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I can't imagine having Demi as your mom… even Rumer's youth can't trump Demi's beauty.
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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Re: Kellergirl –

At least Beth Ditto has talent.
AlyssaSinc says – reply to this

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Is someone jealous that they don't have A-list parents and Ashton Kutcher as a step-daddy to rock him to sleep and hold him when things get tough? You're fucking thirty Mario. Go grow a pair and stop being so hateful to those more successful than you or who are better off than you and will be for the rest of their lives.
AlyssaSinc says – reply to this

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Re: blameitonkarma – Right on man. Right on.
Mickey9661 says – reply to this

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Re: Poindexter-X – You're a pig! Disgusting!
Mickey9661 says – reply to this

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Re: miss_couture – Oh,so 21 is old? Fuck off,okay? She's a beautiful YOUNG LADY! Better,asshole?
jackjones says – reply to this

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Honestly Perez, I don't visit your site as often as I used to mainly because of your relentless persecution of Rumer Willis. She's a natural beauty you spineless fuck! Now go shove something up your shit-stained ass.
miss_couture says – reply to this

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Re: Mickey9661 – fuck you i didn't say she was old i just said shes not a fucking kid you dumb twat
Mickey9661 says – reply to this

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Re: miss_couture – Oh,I'm hurt! You started this shit. To ME she is a kid. I just find it disgusting that people call her ugly.
And,FYI,I'm FAR from being a "dumb twat". Now,let's play nice and stop calling each other names. I'm probably a lot older than you,that's why I said Rumer was a kid. 21 is young. There is absolutely no reason for Perez,or anyone else,to put down someone for how they look. THAT was my point,not her age.
Mickey9661 says – reply to this

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I also find it terrible that Perez would draw that disgusting shit on the girl's face.
He'd better hope Bruce doesn't see that shit,or getting a bitch slap will be the least of his worries!
vitaminwater 10 says – reply to this

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i saw her at tao .. and in her defense she is not photogenic at all.. yet in person she's this skinny tiny thing and is really pretty… so sad perez just cause ur this ugly thing u make fun of other people to make urself feel better
Ldycolorful says – reply to this

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Potatoe head? Lmao
immolate says – reply to this

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Her eye make-up is gorgeous here.

I'm also not sure why you feel the need to say such horrible things about people you've never met who probably work harder than you do. You sit behind a computer screen reading emails from "sources" and post them to a website. Just stop picking on a young woman who has probably been insecure her whole life. If you want to know why young women and girls are SO self conscious and insecure, take a look at what you do. You are only one of the many contributing monsters who take to the media to make people feel awful about themselves.
fergilicious says – reply to this

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she does have a potatoe head actually :p nothing like her mother poor her….
Glittercat says – reply to this

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This is a serious question. How on EARTH did she come out so ugly. Demi is gorgeous and Bruce is nice looking. This is truly amazing. I think it's her jaw that throws her off.
Haribo says – reply to this

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Re: Mickey9661 – i have to disagree with you there, this is not a face for tv not even a face for radio and that is saying something i mean seriously how does this mess come from of two rather attrctive people? its just a freak of nature
Mickey9661 says – reply to this

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Re: Haribo – Look,we look how we look. Some people think looks are so god-damn important. I'd rather that someone was good hearted and loving,then drop dead gorgeous. Looks fade.
want to know who I think is ugly? Someone who puts cum-shot on a young ladies photo! Perez is ugly inside & out! If it were me,I'd rather be less attractive on the outside. Like I said,looks fade. Besides,I don't consider Rumer to be ugly.
Okay,that's my opinion. Just saying….
farts happen still says – reply to this

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It must suck to know that this c-lister is higher on the food chain than yourself, mairo *lol*
sokermum says – reply to this

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I love her new name..you are so right!!!
mi mama me mima says – reply to this

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Potato body aka Porkez is jealous because he has no friends.
JayBayBay says – reply to this

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what is the media thinking?!!?!? Why is this chick all of a sudden in the spotlight? She's very unfortunate looking.
danybuoy1 says – reply to this

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she has pretty eyes. what a self loathing piece of shit thing to say about another human being calling her potato head. I hope her dad dots your other eye. you deserve it. you will end up an extremely lonely person in your old age.
Ih8philton says – reply to this

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Perez, remember when you were a fatass and everyone hated you?

Wait you still are and people still hate you. You're such a potato head.