We're Doing Things Outside The Box!
It took a lot of work, but we were able to convince Ticketmaster to let us offer a new "ALL-IN Priced Ticket" for our inaugural Perez Hilton Presents tour, featuring some of the hottest musical acts on the planet, including Ida Maria, Ladyhawke, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta, Eric Hutchinson, Semi Precious Weapons and Sliimy.
So thanks to Ticketmaster!!! They're not so evil after all!
This exciting new ALL-IN priced ticket means the price you see advertised is actually the price you pay - no additional fees or service charges will be charged at your check-out/purchase when you choose the online TicketFast or will-call delivery option.
Once again, these specially priced all-in tickets include all taxes, service and Ticketfast or Will Call delivery costs – meaning your ticket will actually cost what it's advertised as, no hidden fees.
An additional shipping cost will be incurred for fans choosing mail and UPS delivery.
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Fishy Phelps Knocked Back A Brew Before The Accident!!
A Worthwhile Cause
…if this lineup is so hot, why are all of the featured artist's names meaningless and/or unrecognizable?
omg! im so excited to pay to hear this shit and nobodies .Where's the slut of GaGa?
i guess nobody is buying tickets if you have to advertise this much
nobody wants this shit perez!
Re: karencarpenter – ha I was about to say the same thing
How much do I get paid?
um, no thanks
"featuring some of the hottest musical acts on the planet" According to whom? I have never heard of any of these "hot" musical acts!
The hottest groups on the planet huh — you are the most dilusional ever. Nobody's waiting, there are just not going to buy tickets to this snoozefest. I can see you now running to ticketmaster crying "my tour isn't selling, HELP" So enough of your shameless pimping. You are out of your league chubs.
Specially priced = reduced priced = panic over low/no sales…LMAO .. YOU SUCK FAT, YOU FAT UGLY FUDGE PACKER !!
so perez this concert seems so hott and awesome. how many tickets have u sold so far? 1. what a shitty lineup.
This is lame
Re: idevenn – *highfives* idevenn
i haven't heard of any of them
That's a brilliant way of lowering the prices…bravo to whoever thought of that.
i mean LOVEFEST
Sad. This tour of struggling unknowns was doomed from the start.
Listen, Perez, while I have to give you props for trying to expand your business (after all, this blogging thing isn't going to last forever), you should stick to what you know, you ain't no music mogul, Perez. Nobody would pay a dime to see the crap that's on your tour.
sales a little slow bb?
this is so awesome, after you piss all over people who dont sell tickets to their concerts, now your's is a massive FAIL, yep, what goes around comes around, comes all the way back around, Oh yeah, I QUOTED A JUSTIN FUCKING TIMBERLAKE SONE ASSWIPE!
sad to say that I never heard of any of these people! This show is gonna suck!
Dear Perez,
You're finding out, just like the current commander-in-chief, it's very hard to sell a bag of shit at any price. You can use all the gimmicks, low prices, and endless plugs on your "gossip site" and this will still be a colossal failure.
This tour is going to reek just like your unclean ass pipe.
regards,
fuck off and die
Tickets must not be selling well so you have to negotiate the prices. hahaha!!! Epic fail. Oh, I checked out that other website of yours. It sucks ass. Get a grip. You don't know shit about fashion.
Not nearly enough Canadian tour dates.
Boo
umm perez, listen to your demographic… you know the people who post comments and replies to every one of your shitty ass posts and crappy opinionated pieces?
NO BODY CARES. not one single fucking person even on your own site has said one thing positive about your damn line up.
You know what makes things "hot" and what makes things "popular"?
Numbers.
You have NOTHING you asshole. You're marketing and false advertising is completely wrong, and I want to buy a ticket just so I can sue your fat ass for misleading and false advertising.
So if you read this, which I doubt it, but please address your fans at least on your own site and answer the following from your statement "featuring some of the hottest musical acts on the planet, including Ida Maria, Ladyhawke, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta, Eric Hutchinson, Semi Precious Weapons and Sliimy."
What makes any one of them hot? They aren't pretty, and they aren't selling anything fast, including tickets to your fugged concert.
EPIC FAIL
BWAahahahahaha!
if you get johnny depp or eric from trueblood, then we'll b there
hmmm… interesting:
a) "hottest musical acts on the planet" - all of whom no one has ever heard of
b) "Ticketmaster. They're not so evil after all!!" - Perez is a total sell-out
c) "specially priced all-in tickets" - let me translate: not a soul bought a ticket and in an effort to disguise the fact that Perez's tour people were lowering the price of the tickets, they bought down ticketmasters cost to come up with this "special offer" - so they've lowered prices but tried to trick us into thinking they've done something to fix ticketmaster
fuck this shit…
no one cares…
stupid looser
"Doing things outside the box!"? Perez, that's not what you call it when real musicians lower the price on their tickets to their tours.
Fatty listen up. People who start businesses have a background and some expertise in that business. You have no background in fasion, designing, music, writing or anything you are venturing. Therefore it's bound to fail. To do a tour you need artist that people have heard of. Not some wannabes who think you are going to make them famous. You think because you have 2-3 million people hitting your website a month that they are going to support your endeavors, but 75% of them are haters and even if they weren't they are not stupid. People don't like it when you treat them like dummies and will accept any shit you serve to them. Get over yourself you are not that hot. Stick to what you are good at — cut and pasting celebrity news from other blog sites minus all the errors.
major failllllllllllllll
I wouldn't even pay $5 dollars for that shit!
Re: karencarpenter –
It's not hard to sell tix at ticketmaster. Local acts do it all the time. I've never heard of any of these acts and I'm a talent agent.
So who are you blowing at ticketfucker to get this deal???
If the ticket includes a chance to punch you in the face–I'll but them all.
EAT SHIT MARIO ! I WOULD NEVER SUPPORT AN "ARTIST" LINKED TO YOU FATHERFUCKER!
Think I'm alone ?
I'm looking for investors to buy all the tickets to these shows—-and then have no one show up. The return??? The look on fatass's face at the beginning of the concert—
Re: U_SUCK_DONKEY_DICKS – good points donkey!!!
Of course there not so evil(Ticketmaster)m once they bend over to u right perez? Hypocrite piece of shit.
Awww, bb, no one bought tickets?
That sucks.
Maybe next time you try your hand at a new venture you'll remember the golden rule of quality over quantity. NO ONE KNOWS WHO THESE "HOT" ACTS ARE!! = NO ONE GOES TO SEE YOUR SHOW.
Sucks for you..maybe you can write an article on this failure sometime?
ANYONE who links up w/ MARIO/PEREZ deserves to have their career RUINED.They R SCUM.
Do you want have a romantic summer, just on **T a l l l o v i n g.c O m***__ where you can meet the hot singles,sexy beauties and even hot celebs .hope u can find the perfect one!
Perez, you must be either half retarded or that flick to your head from Polo jiggled some matter around. These 'hottest acts on the planet' are laughable. The music industry is howling at what a jackass you're making of yourself. Keep up the good work, we love having more ammunition!
i dont think because some people are close minded that the tour is so shit, most are from other countries, and maybe its for people to go and listen to diffrent music and new stuff thats going to be big one day, why the hell is everyone so negative, why dont some of yooh go and listen to the music and then come back and say its shit if thats what yooh think, but dont just jump to conclusions =]
KARMA COMES KNOCKING 4 MARIO !
I would NOT go for FREE ! EAT SHIT MARIO !
Re: gemmarghh – It's not the music we hate–it's perez who is a hateful scummy child molesting phag that we hate–so anyone who associates with him is also guilty of the lies and hatred he perpetuates. You will see…
Re: gemmarghh –
To support PEREZ is to support EVERYTHING that is wrong w/ the world. He is a hateful POS at best.
Doing things outside the box?? Why don't you do them outside our hearing range so we can get some relief.
this is so classic Perez bashes artist for not selling out shows and he can't even do it himself nobody wants to hear your shit Perez stick to what you do best talking shit about underage girls and there chins and getting punched in the eye you douche bag and keep your shitty music to yourself asshole
Do I win a prize for being the first poster who's actually heard of one of these bands? (Just one.)
If the prize is tickets, no thanks.
You convinced them to hide the service and shipping charges inside the price of the ticket? Yipee!
The 7-12 LOSERS that buy TIX are gonna feel real "special" !
REALLY ? How much of a COMPLETE LOSER do you have to be to buy TIX ?
this is why critics don't make movies. know your place blogger, and stick to it. If you had held a Perez Parade, a one day event with talentless no-name fuckers that was free to attend you may draw a small crowd and each year let it grow, in about 3 years you can charge cover and have the event be booming, but only after proven success.
When your success is built on shitting on other people's successful careers, you're not really in the position to tell people what to like. You pride your self on saying what everyone's thinking, why aren't you saying what everyone is thinking right now?
Sliiiiimy wiiiil be there??? Wiiiiil you be blowiiiiiiing hiiiiiim after hiiiiiiis set????
PEREZ - I hope yr plane crashes tomorrow and everyone survies but you ! NOT kidding.
hey Sliimy—will Perez swallow your Sliiiime after he blows you???
The musicians in this show should be soooo embarrassed about appearing. Or maybe they're desperate.
Re: brainchild –
PRICELESS !
PEREZ - You are NOTHING but a lowly BLOGGER. That is all U will EVER be. You are NOT a celeb U are NEVER even gonna be on the D LIST. U fail @ EVERYTHING.
GIVE.UP.NOW.
If you add Frankmusik dates in Southern California I will gladly go!
How can a man, who claims to be so in the know, get it so wrong? Come one people, there isnt a name in that line up worth paying for. This is such a prematurely ejaculated t concert. lol. suffer P. stop selling out, you are just a blogger, dont forget that.
The real question is:
How many licks of the dicks will it take for Perez to sell out this fiasco?
Re: lovelyS –
NO ONE HAS!
Most of you who have left comments are absolutely crazy and probably have the musical taste of a 10 year old who listens to nothing but mainstream music stations and cannot recognize any artists besides Britney Spears.
Before you go putting Perez on blast and saying how shitty these "nobodies" are, why don't you all go do some research?
The majority of these artists are from other countries and have a large number of followers there…and are gaining more and more followers in the US. Some even have big time radio play here. HELLO? Ida Maria, Eric Hutchinson?!
I happen to have already bought my ticket, and I know others who have as well. So screw all of you who have nothing better to do than mock these talented people. I'd bet money that you all will probably be singing along to them when they get hugely famous here in America.
Re: brainchild –
They linked up with Perez.They are well beyond DESPERATE. The lot of never-will-bes will soon fade like a smelly fart.
Re: karumba –
EXACTLY !
Why don't you all go fuck yourselves….What a bunch of nasty ass low life bitches posting on here, gawddd. If you don't have anything to say besides this crap…..STFU and stay away!!
I have more respect for KKK members than "fans" of PEREZ ( all 6 of the SOBs ) they remind me of sickos wo "love" serial killers.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! NOT ONE POSITIVE COMMENT ON YOUR OWN BLOG!!!! YOU EAT STEAMING SHIT! NO ONE IS BUYING YOUR GARBAGE, AND NOW YOU'RE FREAKING OUT!!!! the saddest part is i think you're mentally ill enough to think that this was actually going to be a successful business venture even though all your others have FAILED! maybe if you promised the crowd that you would start each show by explaining why you are an inbred douche-bag self-loathing twat munch, and why you let your slob sister ghost-write your only (accidental) success. looks like your career as a record promoter is going in the same direction as your acting career… THE SHITTER.
Re: IAMima – HAHAHA is this perez' sister? lol maybe mario's mom swallowed all the tickets.
USE A GUN NEXT TIME POLO !
Re: barf shit –
BROVO ! Well said ! ( :
Re: IAMima – You will be the only one there Dumb Ass Bwahahahahahaha Aighttt?????
Re: Sonbi2 –
EAT SHIT WHORE. Defending a bully like Perez makes YOU scum. BTW I know this is Perez's OBESE sis!
GET CERVICAL CANCER SLUT N TERESITA TOO !
maybe u should offer one free punch in your fat face per ticket sold. it may help
honestly, i never even looked at the price until just now. and, LOL…. $30 for this shit. HAHAHA. mario really is one sick retard.
BOTTOM LINE:
"Perez Hilton" is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 2007.
NEXT !
LOL I looked at the dates and I went to " best tickets avaible " and row 1 floor seats are still there and you've been advertising this shit for DAYS, perez you wouldn't know what music was if it fucking slapped you in the face, seriously just stick to blogging it's all you're good for, and for christ sake stop saying that you have " the hottest musical acts " nobody has heard of ANY of those people get over your fucking seld, NOBODY WILL BUY THIS SHIT EVEN FOR 1 CENT.
Re: Sonbi2 – the ghost writer is not supposed to comment. i know its hard to hear the truth. maybe u should convince your brother to stick to what he knows drawing cocks
Re: atom74 –
lol I seriously love you, couldn't have said that better myself.
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Post my stuff and I'll buy a ticket. PSYCH!!!!!! LOL you are such a loser.
Your tour will be EPIC!.. EPIC FAIL! HAHAHA
Re: IAMima – oh Perez is that you posting the only positive comment?
I have heard of those bands. I LOVE Eric Hutchinson. Unfortunately he's only playing ONE date and not one i can make.
Nice try Perez. And what idiot puts such a LAME line up at the Hollywood show!
Perez will you pull a Mariah and postpone all your shows? Haha
KARMA!
Ps: i remember you bragging abt how the shows might just sell out at the presale? How did tgat work out?
I hate to piss in your cornflakes…….but to the assholes who posted to me….I'm no relation to Perez and am not even from the USA…I'm just sick to death of you guys. You have the nerve to put him down for what he posts.and look at yourselves…..? Some of you are wayyyy past anything he has said………….Grow up….
WTF? no Arizona?
Re: ihypes –
*applauses*
Well said, my friend.
Sliimy-great name! Any time you have to tell people it's not pronounced "slimy"- well that's just great management. Slimy slimy slimy!! Poor loser, just like…..u Mario. Time
When I first visted Perez I thought he could be like a Truman Capote but I quickly realized my mistake. Perez is already losing speed. His best years are behind him now. This label won't happen. Cocoperez won't happen either.
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The thing that Perez hasn't realized is he made a deal with the devil in trashtalking everyone. I don't idolize celebs but perez is nasty. Lady Gaga is using him. She will subtly dispose of him when he can no longer be of service to her. She's an opportunist and he will be disposed of in due course.
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But perhaps what's the saddest part is no one would ever actually be seen with Perez as his boyfriend. He won't get a date b/c he is just "not cool" to associate with and for a gay man - he's not good looking either. Gays are soooo picky with looks so gays really need to be hot or super rich to get any play. Unless Perez wants to pay to play, he won't get lucky.
Re: Sonbi2 – I'm sorry but Perez is rather classless in his posts. He has made a deal with the devil in trash-talking everyone and it's already come to bite him in the butt. It will only get worse. He's lost his edge. Watch Lady Gaga dump him within 6 months.
Just remember that it all started with the Black Eyed Peas. I don't think what they did was right, mind you. But I don't think what Perez does is right either.
Re: Laury – thanks! :p
I can't wait to see how many shows will be cancelled because of the poor tickets sales.
Re: ihypes – Actually, let's not forget Peter Bogdanovich who started out as a film critic and made some of the best films of the 1970s. The Last Picture Show, Paper Moon, What's Up, Doc? Anyway, it'll be embarrassing if this concert ends up being a disaster. Awkward and sad. I hope it works out, cause I hate people being sad or getting their dreams crushed. Okay.
How are the handful of people get their money back when you have to cancel your tour?
not spending my cash on this joke tour, NEXT!
LOL!!! The tickets ARE NOT selling.
Love it!!