Dancing With The Stars Contestants Announced
Let's see: We've got a witch, a bitch, and a completely unrecognizable son of minor Hollywood royalty all on one show.
Yep, Dancing With The Stars is back!
The "celebrities" to show off their twinkle toes will be…
- Former Sabrina The Teenage Witch actress Melissa Joan Hart
- Rock royalty Kelly Osbourne (hey, she did get a reality show, kind of)
- Recovering addict Aaron Carter (Ha!)
- Singer Mya,
- Ultimate Fighting Champion Chuck Liddell
- Professional snowboarder Louie Vito
- Former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin (we would have preferred Tony Romo)
- Six-time gold medalist for swimming Natalie Coughlin
- Actress and Madonna BFF Debi Mazar
- Zlist actor Mark Dacascos
- Swimsuit model Joanna Krupa
- The son of George Hamilton and Alana Stewart, Ashley Hamilton
- Donny Osmond (don't faint like your sister),
- Tom DeLay (WTF???)
- Former supermodel Kathy Ireland
- Former singer Macy Gray
Noticeably absent is Lou Ferrigno, who claimed he was a done deal for the show. However, we don't much care since we cannot wait to see who they will pair with 6 ft tall Macy or how many times Kelly with drop the F-Bomb or how quickly it will take Aaron Carter to talk about his famous female conquests ( remember, he's had Lindsay Lohan & Hilary Duff!)
How does this line-up sound to U?
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these lineups are getting worse and worse.
Kathy Ireland for the win!!!!
what a disappointing list..
CHUCK LIDDELL !! love it.. there's something ultra hot about that perpetual crazed look in his eyes.
And Joanna Kruppa- what a bitch! I have seen her on a couple of reality shows and she is, well as I said, a bitch. Will fast foward right thru her!
omg say it isnt so!!!! donny osmond…WTF!!!!! out of all of the annoying celebs in thw world that abc could have picked thru, why in hell did they have to pick donny osmand!!!
Why would anyone watch this bull shit.
I gotta go with Debi Mazar.
already read it somewhere else.
usually i don't know who many of them are but i know most of this year!!! although there's no way in hell he'll win, i'm all for chuck liddell!! (although his UFC carrier is inevitably over……)
Wow! That's some bullshit. Before Mya was a singer she was a dancer. She's been in "Chicago" for Christssake!
Oh, well, wouldn't be the first time. Mario Lopez used to be on his high dance team and competed in state (CA) chamionships. He was in high school with my sister- in -law.
io wont watch it till Delay is off the show
MYA? Are they kidding with us.. she is already a professional dancer.
not bad i might just watch this year!
z list and off the list. people will recognize donny osmond and melissa joan hart. the rest of them-who knows them or who cares?????
Most pathetic lineup yet. And PH, you neglected to mention that LaToya (also in serious talks with the show) Jackson is also noticeably absent from the lineup! Aw. She'll have to use Michael for attention some other way…Pity.
Wheres Kurt Angle in that list, he was hinting at being on the show, and he isn't, i don't get it.
Z-listers and has-beens galore! Madonna should join! That would give her dead career a much-needed boost.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Donny (gag) Osmond, who'd vote to keep that annoying dork.
Come on, Mya is gonna win…she's already a professional dancer having starred both in the Broadway and movie version of Chicago…the other contestants better pray the curse hits her and she gets hurt, LOL
Tom Delay as former Senator Tom Delay?
Kelly Osborn is "rock royalty"?? WTF are you smoking?
i hope donny osmond does something to piss chuck liddell off so chuck will beat the shit out of him…..ahh, dreams!!!
Re: Sistah Mary – love, love, love Debi. Do you know she used to trim Andy Warhols wig. She was his hairdresser and he like getting a "haircut" even though he wore a wig.
Why do they keep putting people on this show who have backgrounds in dancing.This is bullshit. Get a bunch of no talent dancers then it will be worth watching. And Donny Osmond.WTF!!!!
WTF!! SOme are great but some REALLYYYYY SUCK! Where is Dean (Tori's husband) he is better than some of these and would of made me watch!!!!
LAST YEAR WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS YEAR!!! I will watch when I can but not religiously glued to the TV screen like last!!
wow this line up sucks
Re: Anniegirl – then please go the fuck back there
Re: hateliars – @ 15 - while every year it's all z-lister and "off the list" "celebs", most of them are more known then your giving credit…….
~kelly osborne - are u kidding?!?! everyone knows the osbornes
~aaron carter - he's a bsb brother and had his own "rap" career - didn't need to like rap or bsb to know who he is
~mya - she was a well known r&b vocalists in the late 90's, very early 2000's
~liddell - you don't have to know anything about ufc to know who he is
~Louie Vito (agreed, don't know this person) , Michael Irvin (heard of him) Natalie Coughlin (not a clue)
~debi mazaar - her face is better known then her name but nonetheless people know who she is
~mark dacascos, joanna krupa and ashley hamilton - all no names - they'd be better off w/ Alana!!
~who's tom delay?
~kathy ireland- everyone knows who she is, c'mon!!!
~macy gray - another well known vocalists of the 90's
More of them are known then your giving credit!!! Mya shouldn't be part of it though, she's a trained dancer………tootles!
Re: UrMajestyMsG – #23… Now, that would be entertainment!
I dont watch this show but I thought u werent supposed to have formal training as a dancer, which Mya has. She was even dancing and singing in the Chicago (the movie) and has appeared in the Broadway play of Chicago. I guess theyre really desperate for talent (I used the word loosely).
I guess the fucking budget set this lineup back…..what a bunch of greedy assholes to provide us with such a shitty lineup….casting peeps should be fired or they execs should consider pocketing less cash for the sake of longevity of the show.
Isn't Debi Mazar on "Entourage"? I don't watch this trainwreck, but I've heard of worse line-ups on 'reality' shows…
Re: Anniegirl – Didn't know that…love her eyes!
I LOVEEEEEEEE DONNY
Re: amandaleigh10 – BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT PEOPLE HURTING THEMSELVES LIKE A CLUTZ
STARS??????????????????????????????????????
i think it sounds like a good list…
Re: JigSaw – fuck off, alan smithee
Does anyone even watch this??? I hate the music.. at least have the real artists sing it.. its like listening to KidZ Bop
Re: JigSaw – you are sooooo tired!!!!!!
Re: JigSaw – you tired hag
omg thats zsooo crazy ima actually watch this season
This sounds like a train wreck we can't wait to watch!
wow all i can say is wow.there is alot of other stars i would of like to see on there
what a horrible Z list cast! blah.
Tom DeLay? I hope his partner inadvertently kicks him in the balls … HARD. REPEATEDLY. WITHOUT REGRET.
Re: Anniegirl – huh? you drinking from the same pool as imsoregistered?
Re: Sistah Mary – Yeah, she's wonderful.
But she's no more Madonna's BFF than Sandra Bernhard is. Unless you're Madonna's lover (Ingrid Casares), spokesperson or employee (like Liz Rosenberg), she doesn't keep women friends around for long. Jes' sayin'.
Re: JigSaw – ha ha ha ah hahahahahah
chuck liddell…what the hell are you thinking?! once loved and respected the iceman. now hes a sellout weetard.
I will watch this season but if it feels like they are manipulating the results again over at abc I will stop watching, lil kim was robbed last season and btw these people arent big draws. kathy ireland is my pick sight unseen.
Wasn't Melissa Joan Hart already on DWTS? I could have sworn she was… hmmm. Well, I only really watch once or twice a season so I guess I'm not a reliable source. Yea!!! for Mya, Macy Gray, and two-timer Melissa, lol!!! Those are the only three I know, oh, yeah, and Kelly!!!!
My vote is for Mya. I'd watch just to get her number to call in and vote for her. Do they keep the same number every week or does it change? If it stays the same, then I'll just call her number every week without watching. She had a song out when I was in high school many many many moons ago that I really liked. I can't remember the name or how it went, but I just remember really liking it. Go Mya!!!!!!!!!!
How does it sound? Like crap! Kelly Osborne - Rock Royalty -PUHLEEEZE! My only hope is that Ashley Hamilton will show up WASTED and bugger the whole show up! Fingers crossed. I'd rather see this group on Survivor. That would be good TV.
come on people, this lineup is actually not bad compared to some other seasons. there's always your share of nobodies but I've actually heard of almost everyone on this list!
CHUCK LIDDELL?! NO WAY.. THEY FORCED HIM TO RETIRE, NOW LOOK AT HIM.. POOR GUY GOT KNOCKED OUT TOO MANY TIMES.. *SIGH* YOU'RE AWESOME BUD, KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've never watched DWTS before but I just might this year. I have actually heard of these people! GO ICEMAN!
I hate that show, I've always hated that show, and now it has hit a new low with disgraced evangelical Christian former Congressman Tom DeLay.
He's between indictments right now?
Mya will definately tear that shiz a part! That girl can move!
Why isn't Tom DeLey in jail? I hope he falls and breaks his neck.
this is a really bad line-up, i haven't heard of a lot of these people like: Louie Vito, Michael Irvin, Mark Dacascos, Debi Mazar, Ashley Hamilton, and Tom Delay… i'm defo not watching at all this year. last year and the year before had the best line-ups.
Very disappointing lineup.
cant wait to see Chuck Liddell…and Mark Dacascos is the host of Iron Chef America too
Re: annie92 – you'd know who debi mazaar was if you saw her…….everyone knows her by her stunning eyes
Donny's toupe is going to spin really fast:) Zooooom!
Mya will win.
Mark Dacascos - z list actor ?
Have some respect for the Chairman on Iron Chef America !!!!! lol
ALLEZ CUISINE !!!!
YAY!! I've actually heard of some of these people!! Still though, a bunch of has-beens who can't get on tv unless its a reality tv show. Regardless of it all though, i Don't watch this crap, i catch up with it on entertainment sites.
Kelly Osborne… Aaron Carter..?
Oh god.
sabrinaaaaaa! love MJH
What a Stupid lineup. All Z-listers. I've watched all the previous seasons of DWTS because they always had celebrities that I recognized. I won't be watching this time.
..Once again, another list of F-listers…
Yay, Melissa Joan Hart
HAHAHAHA AARON CARTER.
kelly osbourne ? :/
THIS should be interesting.
Blehh. They are really running low on the has beens this time around……. Tom Delay???
I heard of 6 of them. Then the rest i have no fucking clue who they are.
Might be boring this season without any smokin' hot man meat like Gilles Marini…
yeahh natalie!!!! its about time a swimmer is on here!
i can see the ratings fall already this show should be called Dance To Save Your Career
All I care about is if Maskim is gonna be a professional dancer this year…he is yummy.
TOM FREAKING DELAY? hahahahahaha
damn this line up sucks
Kelly Osbourne, ftw!
I like Donny Osmond and Kathy Ireland.
Tell me they did not get Donnie Osmond! WTH! Oh, god they have a show in my state. They perform every night. Now he's on DWTS too. I need to chill
this is too much! Macy Gray OK! Let's the games began. No julianne hough!
I cannot figure out Tom Delay. He was famous for bad campaign finance and having to resign. Who's going to root for his dumb ass. The rest seem as good as any DWTS line up.
Donny Osmond for the win. Twinkle toes incarnate; and the boy's got rythm.
Macy can barely walk gracefully. I'd say she's the first to go.
Hell Yes!!!! Jake Ryan is back!
CHUCK LIDDELL!!! HOLY AMAZING!!!
B-O-R-I-N-G !!!
MOST UNWATCHABLE SEASON EVER!
Natalie Coughlin!!!!! She is so not a z lister. Shes an olypian. the rest are… ok. well some of them anyway
Im super super excited to see Aaron Carter on the list! Perez dont you badmouth him!! Hes the best! And I will def. be voting for him every week! I think it would be awesome if he and Melissa Joan Hart were paired together!
oh no not donny osmond. i cant stand him and marie. all they do is look like stepford family with thier plastic faces, and all they can do is entertainment tonight! nooo! i dont watch this show.
kelly osbourne- hahahahahha i would watch for that
sabrina- uhh whatever
mya- okay
aaron carter- ha really
but really the osmonds have to do everything together.
lol i can't wait to see the guy from iron chef! I'm rooting for Clarissa!
Mya will win
i love mya but wtf?! SHE IS ALREADY A DANCER!
I'm thinking May has a goodchance. She is a dancer. And while her time was limited she wasn't bad in 'Chicago'.
Melissa Joan Hart!!! Love her! How old is she now!?