Dancing With The Stars Contestants Announced

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Let's see: We've got a witch, a bitch, and a completely unrecognizable son of minor Hollywood royalty all on one show.

Yep, Dancing With The Stars is back!

The "celebrities" to show off their twinkle toes will be…

- Former Sabrina The Teenage Witch actress Melissa Joan Hart
- Rock royalty Kelly Osbourne (hey, she did get a reality show, kind of)
- Recovering addict Aaron Carter (Ha!)
- Singer Mya,
- Ultimate Fighting Champion Chuck Liddell
- Professional snowboarder Louie Vito
- Former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin (we would have preferred Tony Romo)
- Six-time gold medalist for swimming Natalie Coughlin
- Actress and Madonna BFF Debi Mazar
- Zlist actor Mark Dacascos
- Swimsuit model Joanna Krupa
- The son of George Hamilton and Alana Stewart, Ashley Hamilton
- Donny Osmond (don't faint like your sister),
- Tom DeLay (WTF???)
- Former supermodel Kathy Ireland
- Former singer Macy Gray

Noticeably absent is Lou Ferrigno, who claimed he was a done deal for the show. However, we don't much care since we cannot wait to see who they will pair with 6 ft tall Macy or how many times Kelly with drop the F-Bomb or how quickly it will take Aaron Carter to talk about his famous female conquests ( remember, he's had Lindsay Lohan & Hilary Duff!)

How does this line-up sound to U?

    Posted: Aug 17, 2009 at 10:30 am / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      Re: skeezer – And yet he didn't win….She won't either.



    2. 102

      You may not know who Mark Dacascos is now, but trust me - After seeing him, every woman with a heartbeat will. He's gorgeous. (Check Iron Chef-America. He's the Chairman). He reeks sex appeal.



    3. 103

      Re: annie92 – You're what??? 12? Of course you haven't heard of them….They're adults. Do a google search.



    4. 104

      They are always putting someone stupid on "Dancing with the Stars". Jerry Springer, Penn Jillette, Cloris Leachman, Master P, Steve O and Steve Wosniak. Now this show has hit a new low by adding Tom Delay to the 10th season lineup. I thought it was bad enough when they announced that Donny Osmond was going to be on the show until they said that Delay was also going to be on it yesterday on Good Morning America. Ugh. Now I may not watch the show as I have from the beginning. But if Delay is voted off - and I think that he will be the first one to go - then I may reconsider watching it again. Even if Donny is still on the show. I would rather watch him dance than Delay - who is a stupid right wing scumbag. So who will "Dancing with the Stars" put on their show next? Dick Cheney or Rush Limbaugh?!



    5. 105

      I wonder how long Macy Gray'll stay on if she's still using.
      Anyone else want Harpo and her girlfriend Gale to be on the show?



    6. 106

      Re: Jade ML – No.



    7. 107

      Donny Osmond bleech!



    8. 108

      Oh thank god Kurt Angle isnt doing this!



    9. 109

      who's dancing with max? that's all i care about



    10. 110

      I would rather have micheal irvin instead of Tony Homo, he should go die.

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