It Was Fierce!!!!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Tyra Banks
We were a bit…. scared nervous before we met her, but Perez's taping of Tyra Banks' talk show on Tuesday went really REALLY well.
We were surprised at how well it went, actually!
That's some great TV right there!
We CAN'T WAIT for you all to watch everything that went down - and look at Tyra's real hair! - when Perez's episode of the show airs on September 8th, the premiere of her new season.
Posted: August 18, 2009 at 8:30 pm
what an ugly man you are dear Jesus.
At least you blocked out trannygaga's face. Now do your own pig nose.
I can't wait!!!
I can't believe that you are sucking her arse now! PEREZ LAMEBOTAS!
I'm on the phone with G a p right now!!! They're taking me very seriously, fatass. You better get scared.
Dear Perez,
Your face is SOOOOO pasty. It's not a good look as it is like a neon billboard to showcase your ruddy zit filled face.
Get some ProActive KUNT.
regards.
fuck off and die
That's PERFECT. She needs to always cover her face. Great look for her.
Watch Tyra's ratings TANK with your pimply ass on the screen….poor Tyra.
Aw two of the people I most hate Tyra talking about Tyra and Prezo talking about ummm everybody.
Re: Perez Smells His Skidmarks – Re: Pepa – HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
How do you choose which comments to censor? I'm curious as 1 out of every 10 of mine never make it online.
Stupid fat zit faced fuck.
use some clearasil you ugly bastard.
Today we will be talking tot Perez, the most hypocritical, hated blogger in the world. So Perez, the first thing of what are we going to talk about is how did you like that punch from Will.I.Am? Next, do you enjoy sucking on Lady Gaga's dick? And lastly, when are you going to get something done on that pig nose?
you are such a hypocrite!! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF PEOPLE'S ASS!!!! and quoting Ashlee Simpson "GET UR OWN LIFE"
Wow Perez, I really like your hair. It's nice to see you use natural hair colors instead of fake, like you always make fun of Tyra for. Douche.
wow, so now that she wants you on her show you're her bitch now and will talk nice about her. you're the best sell out ever.
You are both Huge Douchers
Your personality is as ugly as your face Perez… Lick Tyra's arse now she's putting you on TV why don't you!! Do you have any real friends? I imagine its hard for you to find any what with being so two faced.
You should be nervous.. I mean you've written enough trash about Tyra, called her plenty of names on this site - I am actually surprised she'd even have you on her show !
maybe now you will stop bashing Tyra… maybe
sellout. as soon as you meet the celebs you become their friend
I am sorry but I never took the time (or effort) to click on the comments but it is HILarious. Keep making them hate… you got my vote
GOD you are so fucking hidious
*pukes*
you talk about how much tyra talks about herself(which she does), then she puts you on her show, and you suddenly love her. its fitting seeing as how you turn everything into being about you too. you two are perfect together. anytime the two of you talk about yourselves, i tune out.
well…thres one episode ill be missing. thanks perez for ruining tyra for me.
I'm confused. I thought you hated her?
leprechaun!
Oh if he is happy I about it. I wonder if that means someone got bitch slapped….I might actual watch this ep and Im not even a fan of Tyra…I like Ellen she's always happy and never talks about depressing things like Oprah…and Trya is just kinda boring, but we will see.
Re: intheskywivdiamonds – My thoughts exactly!
I dont care how well it went, I'm still comping that when the show airs she tears him a new asshole.
You might want to invest in pro-active.
LoL… Im now Therapist, but anyone can easily see what the fuck is going on with Perez… He is a sad individual, and a horrible human being.
Ive read that this fat fuck came out to Cali with his big eyes and back boobs to become an actor. To become Famous! In turn, they rejected him like the fat Mr. Piggy fuck he is. And in turn, what does he do? He makes a forum, and website dedicated to bringing down those that didnt accept him. He made a living trashing the very people that he wanted to be. He has the whole "If i cant be one of you, I'd destroy you" mentality. And its fucking sad really. He squealed like a piglet when Madonna called him out. It didnt matter that she was thrashing him, or if another celeb shits on him. To him, the ultimate thing is that they acknowledge his existence and knows him name!! You, my porkish friend would be an awesome Villian. I love comic books. You guys here should watch the movie "The incredibles". The villian is Perez. He is set out to destroy those he once loved, and because he was rejected from the circle jerk he ohh so wanted to be part of. You're not a Hypocrite Perez. Youre sad, and lonely.
As a man, and as someone that aspire to be famous myself… Its very sad to see that you get gratification and happiness from Celebs acknowledging you for a douche, but all you seem to pick up is the fact that they mention your name. Thats the same shit stalkers, prepubescent little Twilight freaks, murders, wife beaters, and losers do. So.. Enjoy your stint on Tyra. Giggle like the bitch you are, and live that false dream that plays in your head
For those that don't understand what I'm saying…the perez lovers. Here is a skit.
Any A-list celeb: Hey Perez Hilton. You're a fucking idiot. How can a fat half cuban half pig of a man such as yourself excuse the things you've said about me? I understand that I am famous and not reachable by the rest of society. I understand that my life is under constant watch. I can't even wear my favorite shirt that my kids bought me without you or someone else criticizing how unfashionable it is. I can't have a bad day, if I do there is a rumor that will form about me being a bitch, on drugs, or something else. Perez Hilton ur an ass.
Perez Hilton: Like OMG!!!!!!!!!! They said my name twice.
I hope you are nicer to her from now on~
WHY THE FUCK did she stoop low enough to have U on her show ..??? Does she want low ratings ??
The hair Perez The hair!!
Don't really care but i'll watch
I really can't get past Perez's hair at the moment…darl, change that colour pronto!!! You could post photos of yourself and ummmm R-Patz or anyone I might be remotely interested in LOL - and I'd still be flicking the page over because the colour is such a distraction!
Seriously, you hate Tyra and now you are on her show, Nice….next thing you know you'll be making out with Spencer Pratt…
Re: laidback – VERY well said!
Well of course Perez is going to lick Tyra's ass, he's on her fucking show!!
What is he supposed to do? Treat Tyra like shit on her TV show? No!
It's Tyra's fault for having him on her TV show, when she know's damn well he talks shit about her.
Give Perez a break, and stop calling him Mario!!
It's HIS blog, and he can do whatever the hell he wants! ^_^
Holy fuck you are ugly
What's the shows topic??? ——Today on Tyra, celebrity cage-match Will.I.AM vs. Perez Hilton…Bwahahaha but seriously, did you have surgery on your tongue?? Is it split ENTIRELY down the middle?? How did you decide which side goes in Lady Gaga's ass and which side goes in Tyras?? decisions decisions…..
so now that she had you on her show she is a pal and not a Tranny anymore? Very deep and real of you Ronald McPoser.
YOU CUT GAGAS FACE OUT!!!!!!
Hey Perez
did y0u call Tyra a Tyran0saurus to her face…..
You look like my unforgiving diarherra.
Wow…. Perez! You really are not a good looking man…, but, you make yourself look even stranger with that hair color choice! You look really, really, really ugly!
Thank Good Gawd, GaGa got a nose job!
It probably took everything in her to keep from busting you in the eye and beating you really good.
Perez is starting to look a bit like CARROT TOP with that orange hair! Loose the do please.
Perez, with how much money you seem to be making, one would think you'd hire a stylist with some fashion sense to fix that nappy assed hair of yours. Red hair with red skin tone? BAD form.
You should have your gay license revoked and be forced to be a breeder again.
Huh? Is this the same Tyra that you endlessly call a tranny and Tyrannasaurus?? Perez, you remind me so much of a young child who has hateful temper tantrums if someone won't pay him attention… because of course bad attention is better than NO attention.
Find a life of your own and stop hanging desperately onto the coat tails of the rich and famous!! Pathetic.
Re: Wuffeh – uaaargh!! oh no, please no perez' kids. i hope his sister is gay as well. but then his mother might decide to get pregnant again. i will have nightmares tonight.
It's simple… Tyra and her people obviously know that shit that Perez has been saying about her. She's just following the old adage "keep your friends close but your enemies closer" Smart move on her part, she's just bought herself a lifetime of asskissing remarks read by millions…. Perez on the other hand just looks pathetic for falling for it…. sad, lonely man begging for exceptance….
GAWD! Your fkin ugly.
Perez you look really hot. Too bad for us ladies.
i heard tyra is weaving out
I heard that perez made a deal with tyra saying he wouldn't say anything bad about anyone under 18 for six months in exchange for a guest appearance on ANTM.
Re: Nesa – Perez & hot in the same sentence?? that has to be one of the funniest things I've heard all day! thanks for the laugh
I love Perez! He is faboosh and makes me chuckle. He is an entertainment blogger whose job is to entertain, so he does it.
I work for a CW affiliate and CAN NOT WAIT! When I got ur tweet today,at work, I jumped up and screamed "OMG- Guess who's Tyra's first guest?!?!?!?" My department (which is Promotions BTw) went crazy! Can't wait!!!
you really need to stop bashing tyra she did nothing to you
and if you seen a few episodes of the tyra show all she does is help girls and women
HOW IS THAT BAD. perez ur just an ass hole and you need to get punched two or three more times..
Perez, you gotta lose the Howdy Doody hair. Not a good look for you.
You and Carrot Top appear to be of the same species. I suggest you and he co-mingle.
Tyra has lost me as a fan!!
Why would she have Mario on her show after all the s hit he has done to her?
I guess Tyra wants some postive Mario posts. I hate people that suck up!!
Hello, that would be you Tyra!
You guys, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. And everyone looks different and acts different than eachother, that's what makes us unique. So what if Perez chooses a different sexual orientation than you, love knows no distance,age,gender,looks. So just lay off a little.
Sell out.
Re: XxCoralxX – WTF are you talking about? How does Perez backstepping and being a hypocrite have anything to do with his sexual orientation? Are you trying to tell us that Gay men are more prone to being backstabbing, hypocrites? WoW! You sir, are an idiot, and a bigot. I say good day to you sir.
LOL>>>>> I just realized that Perez pasted a pic of Tyra on Lady GaGa!! This either means Tyra didnt want to take a pic with you, Tyra didnt want to take a pic with you, you werent worthy of Tyra taking a pic with you, they dont want you to post pics yet… Or Tyra fucked you over and not wanted to take a pic with an asshole such as yourself! LOL.. I could be wrong. Then again, you still would gladly lick her used Tampon and brag about it.
tyra has nice breastesses
i'm surprised she likes you, you talk a lot of shit about her
WHY would anyone willing make themselves THAT ginger?? its like puke in hair form.
Re: lesliej2 – BITCH, YOU SUCK DICK FOR BUS FARE AND THEN WALK.
laidback: That was funny!!
Perez: Your hair is fucking hideous!! CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez I bet you smell like poop! Majority of the gay guys I know stink because they take it up the poop hole!
both you and tyra make me want to stab myself in the eye with a compass.
MARIO you are such a fucken loser! You always talk shit about Tyra and now all of a sudden your kissing her ass. Your a fucken loser, Your shit is from concentrate cause we all know you get all your stories from E! You make gay people look bad. Your a fucken bitch! Your fucken pathetic, sausage arms!
My Perezcious's chin does NOT look AT ALL like an Idaho potato. That is just a trick of the light in this photograph.
Perez… you are really fuck ugly. Look at the state on your face and your hair. You're hideous and you should also cover your face.
You always used to talk shit about Tyra but as soon as she invites you on her show you start kissing her arse. You suck fatty. Why the fuck did she want you on her show? She must have been desperate.
Not too much favoritism here. Perez - you would Never win America's top model - cause your eyes are blue…she's a hater. lol All women are pretty.lol
Please tell me that you dressed up for this, and didn't look like a tacky firecracker for national TV. Do you even know what dressing up is? You probably wear jeans and a t-shirt to church and the theater, don't you Mario. Do you really think anyone can take you seriously about fashion? MMMM, I'm thinking NO!!!! God you look horrible.
Re: Rodsgirl76 – Hey stupid, hate to point this out, but it's actually Lady Gag-Gag's face that's covered. Not Tyras.
I'm confused too, why do you wanna be on the Tyra-show of you hate her? I think you're being a hypocrite…most of the time, actually.
I wanted to add, though, that all the comments above were ppl say thing about your pimples, acne etc. you're no better. intelligence-challenged ppl say things like that. smart ppl say something relevant..or say nothing.
the mask makes an improvement on ladyboy gagas usual butterface
Re: laidback –
Well said, but you're new around here, right?
Porkez will never learn!!!
Re: dennyd –
Don't quit posting guy. Your posts are absolutely hilarious!!!!
its not called fierce if u were scared the whole time
Re: Siouxsie Sway – #84 LMAO@you..too funny. Then why did you say anything? "smart ppl say something relevant..or say nothing". guess you are not too smart then aye? You certainly did not add anything "relevant". Is that crow you ate yummy?
Perez is an asshole, but it is hilarious too watch him piss off so many celebs with the truth! Celebs that put themselves out there for the pickings, well, what do they expect? Many very famous celebs (with class) are never heard from. They don't thrive on the "only attention" they can get with gossip dweebs! Just the cheesy ass celebs get it.
Re: laidback – Well said. But I am sure all he saw was his names showing on forum and thinks there are people "loving" him so much calling out his name. What a moron. I am willing to piss on the floor to let you look at yourself, Peresite. Your concert fails just checked, it will be cancelled!
did ya'll compete to see who had the faker ghetto girl accent…with lots of tongue clicks, finger/head shakin and "mmm-mm," and "guuuuurl" and "no u didnt"s
Im just guessin thats what the majority of the show will be.
Hypocrite. Thought you hated Tyra…now everything is all cool and kosher since you get some attention by being on her show. How long do you think it will take you to start bashing her again?
It's suppose to be about Tyra, yet you just had to drag dudelookslikeagagmewithaspoon….WHYYYYYY!
iLove Tyra Banks.
I WOULD RATHER WATCH I LOVE NEW YORK THAN WATCH THIS FUCKING BULLY GET ANY AIR TIME. HIS JOB INVOLVES STALKING PEOPLE TO THE POINT OF BREAKDOWN SO HE CAN'T THEN LAUGH AND MAKE MORE MONEY! DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A SANE PERSON TO YOU? MARIO IS THE #1 BULLY IN THE WORLD AND THAT IS ALL HE SHOULD BE KNOWN FOR. ASSHOLE!
Re: laidback – I LOVE IT MAN, YOU'RE THE BEST. WE SHOULD START AN ANTI-PEREZ SITE, I'M SURE IT WOULD GET MORE HITS AND SHOUT OUTS THAN THIS ONE!
ugly
perez is ugly and gay
Re: silverbullet – You should be very careful with what you write, because you might end up sounding like an idiot. Like you just did. Thats my opinion. You make it seem that these so called celebs that Perez talk about actually put themselves out there for this Fairy and E to talk about. Must you forget they're human? They have quirks that we all have, only diff is… Its magnified! A celeb with drug problems? Like O-M-G! No normal person has that issue. A celeb that cheated on their GF, or wife. That is unheard of in normal society. Someone getting drunk puking on the sidewalk, getting into fights, abnormal body parts. All these things dont exist in our society. How dare these people that have money from providing an entertainment service to us, try to keep their personal life to themselves? I doubt that Perez has broken any news about a celebrity that, ummm… Changed the world. Or broke an Amazedblalls news that impacted the world to such a degree that he will get a Pulitzer, or a Peabody award. Yup. Those darn Celebrities and living a life. You tell them Perez!!! Bring out SECRETS to make them that much normal. Make fun of the Celeb that isnt this, or that. Point out there human flaws, and keep working out and lose weight so you can fit in too.
Perez looks just like HOWDY DOODY in this picture. It's uncanny.
CARROT TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO