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Madonna Loves Jesus!!!

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Yes, we recognize the irony of the sentence, but it is nevertheless true!

Madonna has finally said loud and proud that she is in love with her boytoy Jesus Luz.

This week, the pair are in Italy with all her kids in tow, celebrating her 51st birthday.

Friends of the pop icon reveal that Madge confessed her love for the young model during a speech she gave at her birthday dinner when her Madgesty said, "He's the love of my life. He has been so strong around me. I can't thank him enough."

Oh, we're sure he feels the same way. You are quite the rich catch, Madge!

But, will it last? Perhaps, as long as Jesus stays in line, we don't see Madonna getting tired of him any time soon. And he would be a lovely addition to the multi-cultural family!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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  1. 1

    This is just disgusting.



  2. 2

    She looks atrocious. Whoever did her plastic surgery should be shot. She looks like the puppet Madame.



  3. 3

    they're so cute :)



  4. 4

    …….awh, touching. I am happy for you, my sunshine…………D.



  5. 5

    …she is giving him a hand job underwater. Stroke it Madge. She's having a "Holiday".



  6. 6

    Cradle snatcher.. Gross!



  7. 7

    Madonna loves him and he loves her money. Awww, how sweet. Thanks Perez for sharing that disgusting piece of news.



  8. 8

    I'm sorry, but she looks ridiculous! Not sexy, not beautiful, not elegant, just pathetic. And her body is gross! She will soon look like Joan Rivers.

  9. YUCK says – reply to this


    9

    how did such a cute young broad become such an ugly annoying old bag. she needs to get rid of that turkey neck.



  10. 10

    Whatever makes her feel young..



  11. 11

    Madonna deserves to be happy even is it doesn't last



  12. 12

    And once again Perez chooses the most unflattering pic…..but in Madge's case I don't mind. It's nice to she her unretouched.



  13. 13

    Oh, and PS — all that gay, I mean guy, sees when he looks into her eyes is $$.



  14. 14

    she needs ths lord jesus, not this douche. another 1 bites the dust.



  15. 15

    I always gag when I read things like these….oh I'm in LLLOOOOOVEEEEE!!
    Let's be real here - if Madonna was a "regular" 51 year old nobody, and Jesus was himself…do you think those two would honestly be a pair? I doubt it.



  16. 16

    Madonna's twat looks like a deflated inner tube.



  17. 17

    Old whore!



  18. 18

    ohh…young love…yeah…right…

    'He's the love of my life' - this is to much…less Madonna please less…



  19. 19

    I'm sure he won't be the last "love of my life". Didn't she say that about Sean too?



  20. 20

    Well I wish them all the best no matter what they do. They make a good couple.



  21. 21

    Re: karencarpenter – LMAO… she took a page outta my book ;)



  22. 22

    somebody please remove this woman from society

  23. FunMe says – reply to this


    23

    "The love of my life" … haha. Madonna you're too funny. She truly is becoming a joke. Which is sad because I thought after Lourdes was born she would become a better human being instead of a pathetic SELFISH sad person inside.



  24. 24

    I THINK PEREZ KNOWS HOW TO COPY AND PASTE FROM YAHOO NEWS.. AND YAHOO IS ALWAYS LIKE ATLEAST A WEEK BEHIND.. PATHETIC..



  25. 25

    I guess he's only with her for the cash. But whatever floats their boat…
    I don't see whats so bad and 'disgusting' about it.



  26. 26

    Re: Brainbug

    LOL!



  27. 27

    She looks at him and she sees: hearts, love, passion
    He looks at her and he sees: dollar signs, money, wealth, fame, and women.. True love alright…



  28. 28

    I hope he loves her too. but I don't believe it. I'm sorry.



  29. 29

    So the irrelevant, old and decaying has-been is now into gay gays. Amazeballs!



  30. 30

    pig boy, why don't you post the pictures of mandonna making her assistant tread water holding an umbrella to shade her from the sun? thats better news than this fake shit.



  31. 31

    Re: Canadiana717 – …hehe. One hand holds a cocktail, the other one a cock?



  32. 32

    Hmmm…how long will he be satisfied with touching that stringy chicken? Elasticity at 51 isn't what it was at 21. He's closer to Lourdes age. She better keep the private jets - Presidential suites - red carpet treatment coming. But don't set him up for life - just let out the string….



  33. 33

    She's in love?? Yeah, whatever! Oh and he makes her looks ancient.



  34. 34

    she must have just had some work done and she looks HORRIBLE
    i thought a few months back, she looked pretty good, but she's gone WAAAAYYYY tooooo far this time….HIDEOUS



  35. 35

    i give it another 6 months and she will move on….



  36. 36

    OMG she is so pretty she can do better. he is ugly and he is latino. I don't like those latin man. they have a funny smell



  37. 37

    no it works, shes a pretend jew and he's a pretend jesus. yeah! pretending is fun!



  38. 38

    How cute…let her have her fun, he's gorgeous and ambitious she's older and horny just let them be. I would love to have a toyboy, on the side, when i am 51!



  39. 39

    Vadge pleeze, what could you possibly have in common with a 22yr old except he has an XXL peepee and you have an XXL vajayjay? The love of your life that you've only known 9 months? Even he can't keep you young along with all the other rejuvie treatments. You need to be worried about what will happen to the kids you've been buying if you kick the bucket like MJ and the solution is not Jesus.

  40. Stank says – reply to this


    40

    She also said Sean Penn was the love of her life.

    She really is sad and pathetic. Maybe she's trying to change public opinion about older women and aging or being with younger men but because she looks her age it's backfiring on her. I guess because she has always challenged public opinion in the past she thinks she still can but there comes a point where you can start to look ridiculous. Madonna has passed that point.



  41. 41

    oh brother…

    hey listen, with her fortune she can have anyone. but with nearly 30 years on him, aside from Kabbalah, wtf could they possibly have in common besides great sex? LOL



  42. 42

    "A lovely addition to the multi-cultural family" - so she's going to adopt him? Makes sense I guess since he's much closer in age to the kids than he is to her.



  43. 43

    "He's the love of my life. He has been so HARD, whoops, strong around me. I can't thank him enough"



  44. 44

    i just threw up!….she is so gross…



  45. 45

    Re: karencarpenter – #31.. you know it sister !



  46. 46

    her expression=i'm old but trying to prolong my youth



  47. 47

    Please tell me they're not making a sequel to SWEPT AWAY. That aside, I find it hard to believe Madonna has another love of her life besides herself.



  48. 48

    she looks like his friggin grandmother



  49. 49

    Doesn't she see he only wants her money? She is too old for true love with someone THAT young. Sorry Madge, time to face reality.



  50. 50

    ** Correction: Madonna is in love with the publicity that Jesus brings to her.
    "He's the love of my life" - Really Madonna?…. Really? Not the fathers of your children, or significant boyfriends/husbands of the past?
    This 22 year old boy, is the love of your life? Wow. Ok…well, whatever makes you happy.



  51. 51

    Yea right, she's just trying to divert the attention of the fact that she was dumped by A-ROD. Furthermore she is incapable of being in love with anyone other than herself. She is also never going to find anyone who is truly in love with her because she is such a bitch, so that works out well for everyone involved. Money can't buy you love, bitch!!!



  52. 52

    "Disrobe, whilst I prepare to mount"

    God, from his sermon on the Mount



  53. 53

    SHE MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE..AND HE DESERVES WHATEVER THE PAYCHECK IS….SHE NEEDS TO BUY HER LOVE!



  54. 54

    Irony? Buy a fucking dictionary and learn what the word means. It doesn't apply here.



  55. 55

    Love is good!



  56. 56

    There's no fool like an old fool.



  57. 57

    I give it two months..Just wait till he gets a good look at those arms..and then POOF.



  58. 58

    HE IS GEEEOOOORRRRGEOUS and they look like the perfect couple for todays world. It's the truth and you all know it!! Stop hating, it's beautiful!



  59. 59

    Get it girl!

  60. YUCK says – reply to this


    60

    Re: tracker – you are so right, madonna doesnt even love herself so how could anyone love her. thats why she is never satisfied and why she used to bang dudes indiscriminately.



  61. 61

    the only person she has ever been in love with is herself.



  62. 62

    she's such a loser… money doesn't mean shit, you know her brazilian boytoy is dumber than dirt too… ohhh me like old lady….



  63. 63

    ew shes hideously old. he derserves better than a saggy old turd.



  64. 64

    I don't understand why people call her "beautiful". she is good at dancing and singing stuff but as long as michelle pfeiffer is alive she can't be beautiful for her age.



  65. 65

    This is the 5,345,200th "love of her life" The insecure hag is a total classless, talentless whore! She really does need Jesus…our Lord and Savior.



  66. 66

    Madonna looks like Evita in the water with her hair wet and back.
    Hey, all you haters - lol - you must all be jealous of Madonna's money or something - lol.



  67. 67

    JESUS IS PLAYING MONEYBAGS MADGE LIKE A $2 FIDDLE! THE ONLY CONSOLATION I CAN SEE FOR MADONNA IN THIS SITUATION, IS THAT AT LEAST SHE'S GETTING SEX OUT OF IT. NO ONE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS DUDE IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH CRYPT KEEPER ARMS! YOU GOTTA CALL THINGS LIKE YOU SEE THEM AND STOP HOPING THAT A HOT PIECE OF ASS LIKE HIM WOULD REALLY BE INTERESTED IN MENOPAUSE CROTCH IF SHE WASN'T FILTHY STINKING RICH!



  68. 68

    Seahag and her prop again…gag.



  69. 69

    Few years later he can date Lourdes. Now that would be a cute couple.



  70. 70

    Jesus had been walking on the water but lost his concentration when he spotted a frightening sea serpent.



  71. 71

    She i happy and that is what matter.

    Madonna Rocks!

  72. 6one9 says – reply to this


    72

    Madonna looks very happy and "in love". But I think she is in 100% control in this relationship, where she wasn't when she was married to that English dude.
    (Who was probably bad in bed too) aahhhh LOL
    She just needs to be careful what's she teaching her daughter Lourdes. She IS old enuf to be his Momma and in 1o years, IF they are still together “` Madonna will look truly look like his Momma. Sorry Madge “ but that's life!!



  73. 73

    ewww



  74. 74

    This is a rebound from Arod.

  75. 6one9 says – reply to this


    75

    Since when is 51 OLD and DECAYing?? LOL

    80 is more like it, with one foot in the grave.

    Madonna is still in great shape. But OLD and Decaying?? No WAY!!



  76. 76

    This big tired vagina just needs an extra hand to take care of her new black kids.

  77. @v@ says – reply to this


    77

    I'm glad for her. (and sincerely hoping it isn't just a case of transference.)



  78. 78

    He's gonna fuck Lourdes



  79. 79

    on her way just like always and that´s why we can´t get enough of her!



  80. 80

    how is that ironic? retard.



  81. 81

    She needs to be covered up. Her body is ugly.



  82. 82

    there's no way he's sexually attracted to her…



  83. 83

    It's not disgusting Numbnuts. If Madonna was a man and Jesus was a woman, not a word would be said about the age difference. Why shouldn't it work both ways? These sexist double standards still exist unfortunately. Enjoy your boytoy Madonna!!!! Who the eff cares what the trolls on here think.

  84. mimo says – reply to this


    84

    the madonna and jesus! LOL



  85. 85

    He's the love of her life? She's going senile…



  86. 86

    I see Jesus pulling a Woody Allen someday and running off with Lourdes.



  87. 87

    Madonna goes beyond "COUGAR," she's more like "SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!"



  88. 88

    We are supposed to take her seriously?



  89. 89

    I can see a resemblance, but I think you are being a little unfair to the puppet.

  90. Brtt says – reply to this


    90

    Re: marlow
    " If Madonna was a man and Jesus was a woman, not a word would be said about the age difference. "
    Yes, there would, and if it were someone else other than Madonna in this picture, YOU'd probably be the first one saying something.



  91. 91

    Why..Why..Why..Why..Why?????…He Is So Hot And Shes Just Not :(



  92. 92

    People who hate on people because of their age will obviously end up hating themselves. Live and let live.



  93. 93

    Madonna is so freakin beautiful. He is lucky to have her. She needs someone young who has the energy to keep up with her. :)



  94. 94

    LMAO!!! what an ass, isn't this like her 10th "Love of my life"!!! , this bitch is as shallow and narcicist as they come, Jezzzuuus! better enjoy his 15 mins, his exp date will come soon enough when he will be traded in for a younger model!!!! what a disgrace this woman is to her *purchased* and non purchased children!



  95. 95

    Re: MISSMILA – lol you are sooo right



  96. 96

    THIS WRINKLED, 1000 YEAR OLD PREHISTORIC WHORE IS DEPLORABLE.

    JESUS BETTER HAVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PENICILLIN.



  97. 97

    IT MUST BE LIKE BANGING A 5000 YEAR OLD PIECE OF CARDBOARD.



  98. 98

    DIDN'T HER NEW SONG JUST FLOP SEVERELY?



  99. 99

    Madonna has become a joke… It's sad to watch…



  100. 100

    Re: WHORE1 – ONLY IN US , WHO CARES , THE IMPORTANT THING IS EUROPE

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